Mitch McTurtle just froze again

Could this finally be what we've all been waiting for?

Great link, OP

It's probably a seizure disorder.

Can he please take Trump with him when he drops?

Satan is calling him home.

Hateful old demon.

He could’ve retired years ago and refused. He just HAD to hang on and do as much damage to the country as possible.

He did this to himself.

Moscow Mitch was a nasty old geezer

Who had the occasional absence seizure

His skin turned black to match his soul

Let's stick him in a deep dark hole

[quote] Sen. Mitch McConnell appearing to have another scary episode

What was the scary part?

Someone get that man a seat. Oh wait, he already stole a few

Absence seizures. Either that or Satan is giving him sneak perks of his future pad in Hell and Mitchie is too terrified to speak after the visions.

He didn't freeze; he just retreated into his metaphoric shell.

Has Elaine commented?

Is the global warming getting to him ?

別讓你他媽的嘴說出我丈夫的名字！

I think I just came.

Poor turtle

[quote] 別讓你他媽的嘴說出我丈夫的名字！

有事嗎

只是抽大量的大麻

I’m calling it. Dead by Christmas.

R20 你他媽的蕩婦你想和我他媽的嗎？ 你準備好了嗎，你這個該死的骯髒蕩婦！ ？

He's lost a lot of weight, too.

r21 why wait so long?

He's one of the only people I can think of whom I actually like to see die a painful death. Ever since the Merrick Garland incident, he's been responsible for most of the damage to our society and the dismissal of rules.

I don't know what to say.

Parkinson's? An earlier stroke with reoccurring TIA's which are completely unpredictable? Whatever the diagnosis, the prognosis surely sucks.

[quote]Has Elaine commented?

Me love him long time baybee! Me love him TOO MUCH!`

He was simply collecting his thots. The media all clustered around him firing questions all talking over one another! It can be a bit daunting. He's fine! He sends his love.

Here's the clip.

One foot in the grave and the other foot on a banana peel. Get your champagne ready, bitches!

Elaine rode him hard last night and put him away wet.

Mitch and Dianne Feistein are trying to outlive each other.

Outwit each other, it looks like.

R25 he is, but the Democrats have their own insanity. Go work at a TJMAXX in California.

Mitch, Dianne, and Chuck Grassley all need to GTFO of Congress. Beshears and Newsome will appoint some good people and we will gain a seat, because Andy Beshears is in the process of overturning the law that stopped him from appointing someone Mitch wanted.

If they both go, Democratic governors would choose their replacements.

"Senator, your room at Shady Pines rest home is ready for you. Let's go on and head that way now, shall we Senator? We've already packed your things and everything is put away for you. Oh and your wife now has power of attorney over all your assets. But we found you a real comfy chair where you can watch all those cartoons you love so much."

Mini strokes

Who’s the closet dyke in the video?

What does the TIA possess?

Don't they know you should never refreeze vegetables.

This is what happens when the average age of Congress is 247 years old.

Link

Does he remember being a SODOMITE in the military?

here he is, the nasty cunt

So supposedly Feinstein’s replacement could be denied being seated on the Judiciary committee, which approves judges. Is that true? Is that why she won’t retire? Why can’t Chuck Schumer just name another Democrat, or her Dem replacement?

His eyes are nasty looking. Like Trump’s eyes, pink and piggy. Gross.

[quote] If they both go, Democratic governors would choose their replacements.

Yes, in California, but it’s a bit more complicated in Kentucky because Mitch got the state legislature to pass a law that requires the replacement Senator be of the same party as the retired (or deceased) Senator.

Kentucky’s Democratic Governor, Andy Beshear, has a credible argument that the recently enacted law doesn’t pass Constitutional muster (which was in his veto statement), and he plans to either challenge or ignore it. But it’s not a slam dunk because we all know that his choice of a Democrat will be immediately contested in court.

[quote]Mitch McTurtle just froze again

Maybe he was playing statues.

I'm not an expert of course but my mother had vascular dementia and her small strokes would look like this. Her eyes would go to one side and she could sort of speak but not really and then recover again pretty quickly.

This isn't happening fast enough. Greasefire STAT!

The woman yelling out at him made it even worse

Who was the woman?

Like the Tinman he just needs little oil because we all know he doesn't have a heart.

Ciao, Mitch!

The US Senate operates on senility/seniority. They'll carry him out in box with Feinstein.

You're frozen, when your heart's not open!

R31 Dear jesus what in the hell was the original clip???

Altered State

People don’t want to retire! All our company’s senior staff are very close or over retirement age yet still come in. Sitting at their desk surfing and walking around to see who showed up. The only innovation they make is tracking employees’ comings and goings. They don’t want to make waves so they keep the company in the dark ages where they are comfortable. God if I could retire I’d be out of there!

Gosh R3, if they are right when they say that we end up with the face we deserve, then Mitch McConnell is the worst human being in all history. Calling him repulsively ugly would be an insult to all repulsive and ugly people. 🤮🤮🤮

He didn't freeze. He wastaking a leak and he was worried the Depends weren't going to hold it. But they did.

I watched the full clip on another site. Next question! And speak up! Fuck you, bitch

Serious question. Does someone in that state know what is happening or is it like taking a quick nap?

Where was that strapping handsome John Thune to come to the rescue this time?

This is the official thread!

Dafuq

He had a concussion in March. Fucker is 81, things like that are serious business at that age. He has been fucked up ever since.

R71 and before

R71 He already had serious health issues before that incident. That event probably compounded the already existing health and cognizance problems he was dealing with.

Could the silence become permanent?

Admit it, you were all looking for the stained pants as he walked away.

He seems to be staring fixedly up and to the right during the freeze, I don't know if that indicates anything neurologically?

If this thing ran for office, Americans would elect it.

They say he has taken a couple of bad falls, maybe he has a brain injury. I don't know but if that's the case he certainly shouldn't be in that job.

We need to euthanise him. It's the only humane option. For the rest of us.

If he dies, will Elaine Chao be free to munch rugs? I could see her and Condi as pickleball partners or golfing buddies.

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R81 condi will be a huge upgrade from mcturtle in looks and intelligence. Not a bad deal

r22 translates to "You fucking slut do you want to fuck me? Are you ready, you bloody dirty slut! ?"

Couldn't happen to a worse person! What a fuckin piece of shit, slimeball. A hypocrite and a thief.

R63, I have an ex like that.

He is in his mid 60s and has 35+ years at a government job. He refuses to retire because “I don’t have anything else to do. If I retire, I’ll be dead in a year”. His exact words.

He has no life outside of his job. Every hobby he says he might enjoy, he has an excuse for why he won’t try it.

These fucking people can’t live. They exist.

This reminds me something that happened in St. Olaf. Have I told you the story of my cousin, Big Dah Frickin?

I've got to a point in my life where I only have sympathy for those who deserve it. Innocent and good people in the world who have done no wrong, for example.

Vile people like McConnell deserve no sympathy.

Coco ciao, Mitch!

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THIS is the leadership of the Republican Party - that says it all

Is it possible he has the same statue disease Celine Dion has?

Just call him Ms. Birdseye.

When Americans see someone whose primary objective for the day should be finding the remote in time for Matlock, why do they think, "Let's elect them"?

She's been a mess for YEARS

I find these ancient senators and judges who refuse to step down extremely selfish no matter what political party they belong to. I'll never forgive Ruth Bader Ginsburg for not retiring when Obama asked her to.

Link r96?

And STILL between 35-40% of Americans refuse to EVER VOTE!

A case can be made for non-voters getting people elected!

Just die already. Stop taking up oxygen you ferret faced old cunt. And take that fat orange blob with you.

HI Elaine Chao at R99!

Me love him TOO MUCH to talky like that r100!

President Biden just said that McConnell previously suffered a severe concussion.

Because people in Kentucky see his name on the ballot and it’s familiar, so they vote for him.

If they SAW what a decrepit, mummified corpse this cadaver is, they would be shocked. But most of them don’t know and don’t care.

[quote]Sad last days…

Last days - with any luck.

Sad - not really.

Such garbage people.

"They say he has taken a couple of bad falls, maybe he has a brain injury."

They're trying to blame the brain farts on the falls, to save face. But the falls were a RESULT of his declining physical state- not the cause of it.

[quote]If they SAW what a decrepit, mummified corpse this cadaver is

This. Mitch looks embalmed.

I don't care, think badly of me if you will, but I hope he drops dead right there on the Senate floor while he's giving one of his rambling speeches.

Sen. Mitch McConnell to keep working after two freeze episodes

I bet I know what's on McTurtle's ipod....

[quote] This. Mitch looks embalmed.

Well, whoever’s responsible for the embalming did a piss-poor job of it.

Most people don't realize, before he got into politics. He played the animated turtle in those annoying Tootsie Pop commercials from the late 70's.

Turtle turtle 🐢

[quote]I'll never forgive Ruth Bader Ginsburg for not retiring when Obama asked her to.

I agree. RBG's thinking process was very flawed when it came to her retirement. We are now stuck with Amy Coney Barrett for a long time. It didn't have to be this way.

What a thirsty bitch, making such long, dramatic pauses.

Rot in hell, bitch.

David Pakman's take:

My mother had Parkinson's for thirty years. I can't offer anything in regard to potential causes of McConnell's freezing, but I while know first-hand how horrific this sort of thing can be having lived with it for thirty years, I have no sympathy for McConnell at all. I don't like seeing people in that condition at all, but I'm completely indifferent to this caustic, toxic turtle fuck.

So many in power in Washington are way up their own asses and not great public servants. I've been pleasantly surprised by OLD Joe Biden's public service, from Vice Presidency onward.

The turtle looking up into the side at the beginning of the episode, could indicate seizure activity, most likely focal(scar tissue from concussion). He had a concussion in March now he’s having these episodes frequently enough for them to be caught on camera. Watch carefully at the mouth movements that he makes that’s also an indication of focal seizure. It causes impaired awareness, but not complete unconsciousness.

It makes a person unable to speak, and no matter how hard they try. They can’t actually get back into full consciousness or control their mouth.until the seizure is done.

TIA looks similar, but since he had a concussion in March, I vote for the seizure cause

Also, very ironic because of Mitch McConnell‘s views and positions, one of the main treatments for his seizure condition is smoking copious amounts of pot!

Hopefully the Senate will soon open a memory day care center for Mitch and Dianne.

R118, I had a good friend who died of Parkinson’s at a young age (early 60s) and these look very similar to the freeze bouts he would get. He would freeze up and not be able to move or speak. They would last about 20-30 seconds. That’s what I think is happening here. Usually, they would happen when his medicine was wearing off, right before he was due for another dose.

Btw, he said they were incredibly painful and horrible to go through.

I initially thought it was one of two things; a mini-stroke or Parkinsons symptoms. Since he was able to respond after less than a minute, it was more likely to be Parkinsons. His staff are obviously aware of what his condition is and are more concerned about how he is perceived publicly rather than an immediate health concern.

R124, yes, they look more like Parkinsons to me. I guess some people might be heartened to know that if it is, the bouts are very painful and uncomfortable. After seeing my friend go through it, I don’t think I would wish it on anyone, but I guess if someone has to get it, better McTurtle than Joe Biden.