A very special, gunt-enabled Chicago shooting

Such troopers on the Southside. They didn’t even call the game off. 😂

Multiple people were struck Friday night by gunfire at the White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field in Chicago...

... in explaining how the gun could have made it past the metal detectors that have become standard at the entrances of every major league sporting event in the country, Kusinski said one of the women who was grazed by a bullet in the incident “snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.”

The metal detector did go off, Kusinski said, but the woman was able to make it past security after setting it off.

Co-host John “Jurko” Jurkovic was in disbelief, asking: “How big is this woman? Because that’s something you’d want to ascertain to know how many different spots might this apparatus have been hidden in.”

Kusinski did not know the answer.

She “believed” but has not confirmed that the woman moved the gun from inside her belly to a pocket after getting past security and into the stadium, and then the gun apparently went off when the woman was “jostling in her seat to get comfortable.”