The saddest, most pathetic closet case in America

Nick Jonas.

Tom Cruise.

Aaron Rodgers.

Bradley Cooper.

I’m Canadian, bitches!

Donald J. Trump

Fine, Shawn, you can be the most pathetic closet case in Canada!

Mike Pence

Ryan Seacrest, Tim Tebow.

Tebow is a great choice

R8 = Troy Aikman

Troy, you're a good choice, too!

Condoleeza Rice

^ Yes! (Hope that doesn't upset the Condi Rice troll)

Miss Lindz for the win!

Condi has dominatrix potential!

Aaron Rodgers

But Aaron really, really likes women!

Ummhmm, and I really, really like pizza.

Currently, it's Senatrice Tim Scott.

Ryan Seacrest.

Derek Hough

I'll see your Derek Hough and raise you an Evan Lysacek

I have no clue at all!!!!!

Ron DeSantis.

[quote] I'll see your Derek Hough and raise you an Evan Lysacek

I'll see your Derek Hough, raise you an Evan Lysacek, and go all in with Taylor Lautner!

The Senatrice has to be the most pathetic one out there. Trump has her by the balls.

Any closet case in politics that repeatedly votes against their (and our) rights.

Leonardo

Most mentioned are not gay- I have no idea, but my best guess would Sen Pitty Pat.

Everybody left Lindsey alone which he mistakenly took as a green light to play on a bigger stage.

If he would have stuck with the Kevin Spacey role in midnight in tgogae he would have been fine.

Tom Cotton

R29, is tgogae like coffee?

Just askin’

R15 R16 And speaking of Aaron, those fuckers at Barstool Sports are still pushing that crap tale that he's dating Mallory Edens.

Why does John Travolta deserve to be called Revolta?

R33 I’m not the OP but, there was a major backlash against him in the early 80s after he got so famous and popular from Saturday Night Fever and Grease and was so saturated in the media.. It kind of coincided with the Disco backlash.. All of us kids started calling him John Revolta. I assumed it was a reference to that.

Artie Lange

That FAGGOT BOTTOM with the SCRAWNY ass

Ben Affleck

Nicholas Fuentes

Definitely Seacrest

Clooney and Cruise are both pathetic for parading their "weddings" through the streets of Italy with follow up tacky People magazine photo spreads to reinforce the notion they are straight. That's D-list behavior not A-list behavior.

Clooney is saddest for having his real longtime partner hairstylist Waldo Sanchez in his wedding party as a groomsman. That's just crass and unfair to the beard-bride as Waldo was better looking than her.

Hugh and Deb

Chad White (the model, not the porn star).

I won't categorize it as sad, but it's kinda pathetic that he still wants to pretend his son was an oops baby and not an IVF child.

R41, he's hot. I follow him on insta and was wondering about the baby.

Tim Scott is pathetic for dragging out that "girlfriend"

Evan Lysacek is a raging heterosexual.

Is Evan Lysacek still married to that beard

David TYLER Muir

Revolta

Lindsay Graham.

I'm going out on a limb here - but I think Jim Jordan is a closeted gay.

My spidey senses go up around him.

There are so many guys 50+ who are gay but got married and are closeted. SOOO many.

I'm running for President, so meet my fiancé Mindy. She's from Canada, you wouldn't know her.

I still can't believe "wait for marriage" Tebow still doesn't have any kidd

R49 Yup. Agree.

I'm sure he fapped to that OSU doctor's misdeeds.

R51 - hey, they've only been married almost FOUR years.

Tim - I think you're putting it into the wrong hole.

David Muir is 50 and still closeted