That time Vicki Lawrence sent Rue McClanahan a stripper to cheer her up when she was very sick

That's a fucking HOT stripper.

In my extensive experience, it's rare to find a stripper that hot.

Damn, when I was sick in the hospital all I got was get well cards and chocolates.

R2 too bad you weren’t friends with Vicki Lawrence

R1 NYC in the 1980s has the best strippers. I wonder how many of them lived past the 1990s?

Really r4? I always felt the NYC strippers were so dirty looking and looked like drug addicts. Ironically some of the most attractive were in the Midwest. Chicago had a lot of good looking cornfed all American white beef like the guy in the pic. He’s definitely a Midwestern boy who probably moved to Los Angeles.

He looks like some cornfed kid from the Midwest.

[quote] Chicago had a lot of good looking cornfed all American white beef like the guy in the pic.

[quote] He looks like some cornfed kid from the Midwest.

What’s the difference between a male stripper and a gay hooker? Absolutely nothing.

One takes off his clothes and dances for money, the other gets fucked or fucks for money. Not the same.

And WHY didn't they arrange to send ME!???

[quote] And WHY didn't they arrange to send ME!??? —Bea

Because your cock was too big.

Note to self: Befriend Vicki Lawrence!

I remember some pretty amazing looking strippers from the Gaity in NYC back in the 90’s.

There were a few hot strippers. Honestly strippers back then were hotter than strippers today.

I was worried for R9 when she posted but now that somebody has liked her post I worry for Datalounge.

What does the 90 possess?

R5 you nailed it. You clearly know your Midwestern boys 😂 I read her book and she states he was new to LA from Peoria. I took a photo for you.

Peoria has it all

I remember the strippers at the Gaiety in the 1980s - 1990s, there was a good amount of great looking strippers.

[quote]Peoria has it all

Including the Cockgobbler!

Vicki, I'm feeling a little under the weather. Can I send you my address?

R15 You seem idiotic

Just imagine how BED would have reacted to that scrumptious looking snack.

God Damn! Now THAT is a hot stripper.

Woah!

I think her hand wanted to be lower and to the left a bit more...

[quote]Turns out it was the kid’s FIRST GIG

Sure, Fran...

You know he has a nice bush in there too. I miss bushy strippers.

Too bad this was before they brought Bubba onto the show. She could've just sent him.

I don't think Bubba and Aunt Fran had any scenes together.

The episode in which he was introduced was her funeral.

Yes. She said she was written out of the show suddenly in her book

Rue should have had 2 Emmys for The Golden Girls. And that stripper is lovely, I'm guessing he kept his G-string on?

What was wrong with her? In the ICU, intubated, and hospitalized for three weeks?

She had something that gave her a croaky voice according to that extract

Maybe that’s why the stripper was there, to slip something soothing down her throat.

Gay men can read people. We could tell he still had that glimmer in his eye and could tell from his build and lack of tattoos etc that he hadn’t been in LA long. Straights, except for the most jaded & angry Fraus, never notice this stuff.

I'd definitely like to see his layout for the "Men Of Blanche's Boudoir XXX Edition".

R36 you can also tell he's been enjoying the hot sun a lot, because he's tanned all over.

Midwesterners love the SoCal weather upon arrival.

Let’s track him down.

We need to see him now

That’s the night the cum dripped out of my va jay jay.

That’s the night I fucked an innocent man.

On the Valentine's Day episode (S5E14, well after Rue's departure) Mama employs a suitor from "Rent-A-Gent" who provides stripper services as well.

Gotta love Mama.

Damn that stripper is hot! I wonder if he ever dabbled in porn? Blanche would've been all over that!

[quote]On the Valentine's Day episode (S5E14, well after Rue's departure) Mama employs a suitor from "Rent-A-Gent" who provides stripper services as well.

I was hoping he and Bubba would've gone off somewhere to have fun.

Those hands, that bulge. That stripper must be HUNG!

Did our Miss Rue caress his bulge?

That video of the little kid asking Rue when was her first fuck and her reaction still makes me giggle

[quote][R36] you can also tell he's been enjoying the hot sun a lot, because he's tanned all over.

[quote]Midwesterners love the SoCal weather upon arrival.

... and the beaches! The Midwest is landlocked.

I hope Rue sampled his cock.

Link please, R47.

R50 R47 14:14

Thank you, R51.

R32 are you new to the world? Most strippers don’t take the G string off.

R33 she got very sick and had sharp pain in the side of her stomach that got so sharp she couldn’t even move. They removed her gallbladder and part of her liver.

He did that in front of kids, which was a little weird

It was his first day! He didn’t know the rules!

R38 Midwesterners? Or everyone?

Due to my devastating handsomeness and studliness, I was asked to strip for Rue, but declined to do so to protect my integrity.

OP's photo has to be from 1983-1984,the first season of Mama's Family and the only season Rue McClanahan was a regular on the show. Therefore the hot stripper has to be about age 60 now.

Rue was on all of Seasons 1 and 2.

"Rent-A-Gent" is an LA casting company.

OMG, you're right.

R62 why is this an OMG thing? Stripping companies still exist.

Only because it's called Rent A Gent. That's how Roselle got a date to the church Valentine's Day Banquet.

The guy has a Zach Galligan thing going on.

Don’t forget the “dot me” part, darlin’ r64! Only the most REPutable websites have that peculiarity, ah do deCLAYUH!

Have any of you been to Peoria in the last decade? It’s a charming and beautiful small city. I was surprised when we went.

It’s no Raytown!

R62 Do any of them have younger brothers?

SOMEONE has to know who that guy is.

Incidentally, I was pleasantly surprised by the beauty of Midwestern men when my brother, his girlfriend (now wife), and I took a cross-country road trip about a decade ago, when we were in our early twenties.

Initially, I was reluctant to go, because all I'd ever heard about Middle America was that it was flat, boring, and all the people were inbred and big as houses. No thanks!

But I had never before seen so many beautiful men! All-American types that used to populate the media. I felt like I was in an Abercrombie & Fitch ad. And being from the mountainous, coastal Northeast, I was enchanted by the flat, landlocked scenery. Go figure!

Needless to say, the trip ended up being much more enjoyable than anticipated, but it really is a different world over there. Perhaps less cynical and pessimistic than the East/West Coasts -- many smiley faces -- but a lot more religious and conservative.

Furthermore, the young men possessed a charming naivete that is missing from their East/West Coast counterparts.

Miss McClanahan sure knew how to please a man!

R71 I never understood the whole “Midwestern people are all fat and ugly” attitude. Most of those men you saw in Abercrombie or Ralph Lauren or even Playgirl were from the Midwest or South. Very few were California or NY natives. Even many of the most handsome movie stars came out of the Midwest. Midwestern men are some of the hottest.

Almost All those hot dudes you see walking around NYC or LA? Yeah, most are from other states.

[quote]Even many of the most handsome movie stars came out of the Midwest.

The two that immediately come to mind are Paul Newman (Ohio) and Brad Pitt (Missouri).

[quote]Miss McClanahan sure knew how to please a man!

And Miss Lawrence sure knew how to please Miss McClanahan!

They'll always be Vicki Ann Axelrad and Eddi-Rue McClanahan to me.

Other famous, hot Midwesterners...

- Marlon Brandon from Nebraska

- James Dean from Indiana

- William Holden from Illinois

- Rock Hudson from Illinois

R77 is stuck in 1955

[quote]That’s the night I fucked an innocent man.

Oh don't trust your hole to some backwoods Southern stripper.

Cause the customer's got cum stains on his hands.

PimEyes returns a “potentially explicit result” for the stripper that is clearly from a porn scene, but I can’t tell if it’s the same guy. The pic could just as easily be vintage as recent.

On the GOLDEN GIRLS episode where Dorothy was going to remarry Stan, Blanche hired a stripper for her bachelorette party, but he was nowhere near as hot as the real one that Vicki got Rue.

The cop who came to see what all the noise was about was hotter fully clothed.

Oh wow. Cool.

Is this what u got on PimEyes?

R78 If you think there are no hot boys in the Midwest these days, then you haven’t been to a Cardinal’s game in STL. Go. Just bring some drying pads for the mussy dampness.

Only a St. Louis HOOSIER would use a stupid term like "missy".

"missy"* (even autocorrect hates it, Lion's Choice)

I thought Hoosiers were from Indiana?

Damn, I used to have this book. I sold it way too soon.

Former Raging Stallion pron star Andrew Justice, also from Peoria! They grow them big in IL!

There are many people from Indiana.

[quote]I remember the strippers at the Gaiety in the 1980s - 1990s, there was a good amount of great-looking strippers.

I think it was a mixture of French Canadians and Brazilians. They were REALLY HOT and I don't think either nationality had any hangups about being gay for pay.

I used to go the the Gaiety about every 2-3 months for years. It was rare not to have at least 3-5 very hot guys among the dancers. It was sad when it closed in the mid 2000s. It was among the last gay scene holdouts in the area.

Has anyone uncovered who the Rue guy is?

Hot stripper guy in photo reminds me very much of hot gay porn actor of that same period, Rob Montessa aka Gavin Burke.

Only they don’t look alike. R94

R93 no one knows who he is. He was a stripper from Peroia who moved to LA.

I'm surprised Skeeter didn't high tail it up there to check out the floor show.