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California's Eric Swalwell

Are you fucking kidding me? This dude is HOT. I'm going to break out the lotion. He represents my hometown. Trying to fan myself.

by Anonymousreply 45August 30, 2023 10:26 PM

Good picture OP, thanks!

by Anonymousreply 1August 27, 2023 10:57 AM

Picture a less cute (and I'm sure much less annoying) Jerry O'Connell.

by Anonymousreply 2August 27, 2023 11:35 AM

I think he has weird skin. Of course the idiot didn't post a photo

by Anonymousreply 3August 27, 2023 11:54 AM

Political aspirations don't modify appearance.

by Anonymousreply 4August 27, 2023 12:44 PM

I also think he's hot, OP

by Anonymousreply 5August 27, 2023 12:48 PM

He’s very hot. There was a time when we were calling him Eric “I’m Gonna Nut” Swalwell here on DL. Cuz he seems like the kind of hot dude who says that a lot.

by Anonymousreply 6August 27, 2023 2:22 PM

Great link, moron OP

by Anonymousreply 7August 27, 2023 2:24 PM

Professional douche

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by Anonymousreply 8August 27, 2023 2:36 PM

He should be a Datalounge legend for telling Kevin McCarthy to his face "You. Are. A. Pussy."

by Anonymousreply 9August 28, 2023 8:58 PM

Hot but needs to keep the pounds off. He has a tendency to get chunky and less attractive.

by Anonymousreply 10August 28, 2023 9:00 PM

We been knew, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 28, 2023 9:00 PM

Ever since this infamous appearance on MSNBC his name is Eric Fartswell.

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by Anonymousreply 12August 29, 2023 1:03 AM

R6You've got me cracking up over here. I can't stop laughing!

by Anonymousreply 13August 29, 2023 1:07 AM

That's me R6!!! I can confirm that I started the Eric 'I'm Gonna Nut!" Swalwell sensation.

And oh man, he is HAWT!!!!!!!!!

He really does strike me as a guy who says that. And I love him.

by Anonymousreply 14August 29, 2023 1:32 AM

!!!!!!!!! R14

by Anonymousreply 15August 29, 2023 5:16 PM

I'd love to hear him say "I'm gonna nut" right before he does it on my face

by Anonymousreply 16August 29, 2023 5:19 PM

Forceps baby

by Anonymousreply 17August 29, 2023 5:25 PM

Isn’t he into Asian pussy?

by Anonymousreply 18August 29, 2023 5:27 PM

He needs to stay clean-shaven. That two day scruff just isn't working for me.

by Anonymousreply 19August 29, 2023 5:27 PM

Love him!

by Anonymousreply 20August 29, 2023 5:41 PM

He always looks moist and borderline pudgy.

by Anonymousreply 21August 29, 2023 5:57 PM

He played goalkeeper for his college soccer team. He does have an athletic look that can go south without maintenance.

by Anonymousreply 22August 29, 2023 8:37 PM

The pic at r8 has a distortion which gives his jacket a pattern similar to damascus steel.

However, if you click the link, it returns to normal.

Pity. The jacket looks cool.

by Anonymousreply 23August 29, 2023 8:45 PM

R14: you are my hero! You’ve made me laugh countless times about our yummy Eric.

by Anonymousreply 24August 30, 2023 12:35 AM

He's a farter who gives intelligence to China, he's toast.

by Anonymousreply 25August 30, 2023 12:54 AM

He is a member of the Congressional LGBT Caucus. I think he has a lesbetarian sister. I would love see him naked. 👅

by Anonymousreply 26August 30, 2023 1:13 AM

R19, One of his fraternity brothers told me he is very hairy downstairs, big dick too.

by Anonymousreply 27August 30, 2023 1:21 AM

R37, Me likee big dick.

by Anonymousreply 28August 30, 2023 2:31 AM

He's no Adam Kinzinger.

by Anonymousreply 29August 30, 2023 2:50 AM

R29 = Adam Kinzinger

by Anonymousreply 30August 30, 2023 2:51 AM

He needs to spend 6 months at a good gym!

by Anonymousreply 31August 30, 2023 3:05 AM

Agreed r21. I appreciate his political stances but my God he always looks like he needs a bath. Rather like a $cientologist.

by Anonymousreply 32August 30, 2023 3:09 AM

[quote]He's no Adam Kinzinger.

No, he's a progressive Democrat with solid values. Not a slimy Republican and two-time Trump voter who hates gays.

by Anonymousreply 33August 30, 2023 3:10 AM

Just look at those big teeth. I bet he's got a big thick 8 incher.

by Anonymousreply 34August 30, 2023 3:23 AM

Swalwell's clever. He scores points in the House and in committee hearings and does a great job on the cable news shows. He had some trouble over a hook-up with a hooker (Chinese?) but not much other than that.

by Anonymousreply 35August 30, 2023 4:33 AM

How do we know the Chinese hooker wasn't a honeypot?

by Anonymousreply 36August 30, 2023 5:24 AM

Where the fuck is your Scientologist, r32?

by Anonymousreply 37August 30, 2023 5:39 AM

Still asking about alleged Swalwell Scientology connections, the bullshit he kept asking about got worse.

They will DEAD someone, no questions asked.

by Anonymousreply 38August 30, 2023 8:36 AM

Tell us more, r38!

by Anonymousreply 39August 30, 2023 9:06 AM

I see the flock of flying/lying Trumptards has arrived.

by Anonymousreply 40August 30, 2023 9:48 PM

I love everything about this guy. His perfect little teeth... His intelligence, arrogance, that he nuts on my face but WARNS me that he is going to nut.

He rules!

by Anonymousreply 41August 30, 2023 10:04 PM

His nose is big. If you see him in a side profile you can't miss it. We're talkin' Adrien Brody or Adam Driver. You know what that means....

by Anonymousreply 42August 30, 2023 10:14 PM

You know it's thick as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 43August 30, 2023 10:19 PM

Fang Fang has firsties.

by Anonymousreply 44August 30, 2023 10:20 PM

See? Now if it can be proven that he has a tiny micro penis none of you will accept it. I know I won't.

by Anonymousreply 45August 30, 2023 10:26 PM
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