Celebs and VIP persons that U suspecting are cereal killers

Those chompers can kill the clusteriest cereals known to man. 🐎 🦷

Colin Farrell is always after me Lucky Charms

Looking forward to the comments on this thread!!

Cap'n Crunch has been murdered?

"cereal killers"...

😳

Jared could murder my bussey!

Does he like Grape Nuts?

When did I eat corn? Aaaagghhh!

Zac is whack

Cereal is so disgusting. I think back to my childhood and about how much sugary cereal I ate and - why? Why did my Boomer parents think that was a good idea? I didn't even like it. I hated milk and the cereal was pretty ugh. Coco Pops, Sugar Puffs and so on. All disgusting. I preferred real food. My Boomer parents loved frozen ready-made food as well.

A lot of you hate millennials but it was Boomers who made us.

The threat of a cereal killer: I'm gonna snap and crackle ya, and then I'm gonna pop ya!

Tony the Tiger.

I have never trusted him

This thread is Fruit Loops!!!!

Johnny Depp's revolting teeth suggest that he's frequently murdering whole boxes of Honey Smacks, Frosties and Fruity Pebbles, and not brushing off the evidence after his cereal massacres.

Johnny Depp has a lot bigger problems than cereal.

Why you looking at me?

Does a cereal killer eat all the Life?

OP did it on purpose. Lame attempt to create a DL meme.

[quote]This thread is Fruit Loops!!!!

That would be FROOT Loops.

Nothing gets past R18!

I've killed a box or two of Frosted Flakes in my day

Lucky the Lucky Charms leprechaun has a rap sheet a mile long.

Cereal killer = Cap'n Crunch

Count Chocula

That Trix rabbit is pretty sneaky, he keeps being told Trix are for Kids but he is a rebel.

I’m going to remain neutral and expensive.

OP, go ahead and start another thread about celebrity SERIAL killers. There's no hope for this one, and I promise to comment.

The Cocoa Puffs bird went koo-koo over the rabbit's dirty Trix and blew him to Alpha-Bits. He was down for the Count Chocula, ran out of Lucky Charms and wound up getting Life in jail.

“The thing to remember about serial cereal killers, Folks, is that they always have to start with Alpha-bits - NOT APPLE JACKS.”

“Viewers at home can prolong their lives by choosing something as simple as Sprinkled Donut Crunch over Chocolate Toast Crunch. The killer doesn’t care and will kill all the other eaters first.”

-Steve Doocy

[quote]OP did it on purpose.

I would agree with you except that OP uses U for "you". So maybe not...

Not Ryan Gosling

OP Gurl, u dumb.

Let's write a notafan fiction where Ivanka is the serial killer, and Jared is her enabler. They have a lot of fun with it...until they discover the genetic propensity for homicidal maniacs has been passed down to little Arabella along with the onset of puberty.

Peter Thiel, Sam Altman, Jack Dorsey

Cereal Killers always take a spoon from their victims as a memento. . .

I stumbled into this thread hungry from dieting and working out and now all I want in life is to murder a whole box of Trix. Thanks a lot, OP.

Elissa Slotkin has psycho eyes and was in the CIA.

I'm about to kill the last of a box of Quaker Granola with raisins and pecans. Damn they're good.

Now this is a cereal killer...

The only serial I know anything about is Rice Krispies!