Lesser known members of The Biden Crime Family-- who's your favorite?

The quite wife

That damn Turd Burglar.

I loved Biden & Clyde.

The merciless cruelty Joe and our first moll displayed in the charred and melted ruins of Maui this afternoon were like something unseen since Wo Fat’s horribleness in “Hawaii 5-0” reruns.

Laptop Larry

I love Catwoman myself. She's Joe's niece through his first wife, and first cousin to Hunter, little known fact. People think she's a villain but like Batman she's just misunderstood.

They’re all trash.

The Biden crime family goes back many generations.

Cornelius Biden once stole a sheep from a neighboring farmer. He attempted to pass off the animal as a very confused poodle, to no avail.

Uriah Biden was convicted of indecent acts involving a butter churn, a loom, and a first edition of Poor Richard’s Almanak.

Back in the old country, Seamus Biden was arrested on St. Patrick’s Day for a shocking display of public soberness.

Joe Biden's second cousin tried to sell me adrenochrome harvested from freshly trafficked white babies!

Joe Biden once asked me to pull his finger. When I did, he ravished me with farts!

Joe's grandfather, Bully Biden, used to stomp on his teacher's feet when he didn't get called on......

Who’s Joe Antoinette Biden?

Bump

Commander Biden

Never trust a druggie’s dog. His job is to protect the stash.

Willow Biden, the White House cat.

She puked on the floor once. Must have been high!!!!

They were dealing krokodil which just proves there's a Russia connection!

Them Biden boys was somethin', I'm here to tell ya. May not have been criminal but it shor was wild. They used to like it when I undid their zippers with my teeth.

Meemaw Biden was a madame in Freidrich Drumpf’s goldrush whorehouse. She tainted men’s sarsaparillas with laudanum and stole their pocket-watches and silver spurs.

Joe Biden helped transport cocaine for the Sinaloa cartel when he was VP. He concealed it on Air Force 2. He didn't even get paid for his troubles. He just liked doing it.

They pale in comparison to the Jabba the Trump, Star Wars Bar of a family.

As bad as the Trumps are, they never used children to manufacture fentanyl at Camp David. Not like the Bidens.

The Trump kids never were shadow advisors, only the Bidens.

No, they just rape them.

Quisling thread.

Madeline Ashton. She's from Newark for God's sake.

Team Helen.

Tom Biden, the piper's son, stole a pig and away he run.

He was a real piece of work, that one.

As for the Bidens, does huge swinging cock run on the mother's side, the father's side, or both? Apparently size transmits on both x and y.