What are some things that skeeve you out?

same with French's mustard "juice."

Marshmallows..Ick!

Junior Mints that have partially melted and fused together in the box, leaving a sticky, minty mess everywhere.

Unripe tomatoes on burgers.

Tomato innards

The dried toothpaste that’s always on my electric toothbrush.

MAGATs

Tonsil stones

Earwax that you can see in someone's ears.

The fart sound squirt bottles make when almost empty.

[quote]The dried toothpaste that’s always on my electric toothbrush.

Give it a quick soak/rinse in hydrogen peroxide once a week, r6.

Oysters, doesn't matter if they're raw, cooked, or fried. Disgusting slime, like eating snot.

Raw chicken juices, in general. But especially at the store, when a package bursts and leaks all over the other chickens.

Anti-trans/anti-drag queen gay incels living in mom's basement during their middle age.

Self-serve, all you can eat buffets. Those vats of food are gross, especially at a busy buffet. I don't mind the buffets that have everything plated individually, like the Wicked Spoon in Vegas.

That thereactually is a TV show called "Dr. Pimple Popper" where you watch a dermatologist pop other people's pimples.

That word ‘sleeve’. No thanks

Donald Trump

walking on carpet with bare feet.

The sound of styrofoam rubbing against itself.

Vaginas

Urinal cakes.

R19 Tell us you don't own any oriental rugs without telling us you don't own any oriental rugs.

Which when trod upon barefoot make you feel like you're walking on money

Pillows in hotels. This summer, I bought a new pillow and realized how quickly it smelled of my own sweat. Now hotel pillows seriously skeeve me out.

Don't get me started on probably unwashed hotel linens.

Cobwebs

Skywriting after eating cabbage.

Visible nose hair, ear hair, untrimmed nails and yellow teeth.

Jim Parsons

Fruit flies

People smoking out of crack pipes on the street.

Tony Woodard

Oh, and urinal cakes.

Definitely, Tony Woodard and urinal cakes.

Dragging a rough wooden spoon (like you would get in an ice cream cup) across my tongue and teeth. Gives me the shivers!

Banana "strings" that are left when you peel a banana.

The "jello" that's there when you open a canned ham.

Greg, do you have a recipe for urinal cakes?

[quote] Greg, do you have a recipe for urinal cakes?

No, not handy.

But I do have a very fine recipe for urinal pies.

He *is* a urinal cake R34

It says to fucking shake before usage, OP.

[quote] He *is* a urinal cake [R34]

Someone has a free period.

Wet egg carton bottoms from a cracked egg, which you aren’t aware of until you pick up.

Tiny dots

Biting onto a metal fork tine or hitting part of a metal utensil against my teeth. Yuck. (I just got wheat straw utensils for this reason)

Also hate: scraping metal utenils against china/stoneware. I guess I hate metal utensils.

The “plop” of a poo when it hits the water.

Sounding

Cheryl's pussy.

Having a crown loosen and fall off its stump and then accidentally touching the stump with your tongue. Skeeve City!

Slimy okra

Scat play

R25 hi Sophia!

Frankly, this thread.

Hair being pulled out of a drain. Gag.

The wet concrete floor of the community center locker room.

The community center pool filled with families.

The thought of staying in a hotel with bedbugs.

An unflushed toilet…on the verge of an overflow.

Walking barefoot outdoors.

Chewing gum spit into the urinal next to the urinal cake.

Stranded at The Villages in Florida with a bunch of elderly MAGAts, unable to leave.

old people that smell like urine.

Vince Vaughn's face. Like looking at a lump of raw liver.

Same with MAGAt Dan Bongino.

The sudden feeling of insect legs crawling on your skin.

Trump's face, which so many of you are intent on posting every day. If only there could be one Trump thread at a time, as we do with theatre, underwhelmedness, and that other redhead, Sam Heughan.

Kevin Sessums threads and the 3 weirdos who comment in them.

Lindsay Graham

R61 the easily avoidable KS threads are filled with at least 10 intelligent people.

People who scrape their teeth on silverware when they eat.

Excessive vocal fry

Having a tube inserted through your nose into your stomach.

Thanks for letting us know how many sock puppet accounts you control, R63.

[quote]Having a tube inserted through your nose into your stomach.

I had no idea that was a thing. I Googled and it is a thing. 😵‍💫😱

Idiot nannies with strollers who stop to chat across the entire sidewalk on the UWS.

Ketchup and mustard can be shaken well and there is no liquid afterwards.

It's mayonnaise in the jar when it's been in the fridge too long and it's not "crusty" but it's changed color around the edges a bit. I have to immediately throw it away and open a new one. It's just disgusting.

r52 I stayed in a hotel in Beijing pre-COVID and I am 99% sure I got bedbug bites there -- all over a single arm. And I didn't bring them home with me.

I'm terrified of an actual bedbug infestation but, interestingly enough, being bitten by them didn't bother me as much as I thought it would.

[quote]Idiot nannies with strollers who stop to chat across the entire sidewalk on the UWS.

I don't think you understand the subject of this thread.

[quote]I'm terrified of an actual bedbug infestation but, interestingly enough, being bitten by them didn't bother me as much as I thought it would.

Some of us welcome any action in bed we can get.

LOL r73!!!

[quote] Greg, do you have a recipe for urinal cakes?

Found one.

But you’ll note from the below link (R79 at that link) that, being of Italian descent, I simply dust my urinal cakes with powdered sugar.

What’s so bad about urinal cakes? I like having a target.

Pineapple on pizza. An absolute abomination

Children.

For reasons which are well known to them.

Avocado strings. It's hard to find avocados these days that don't have these fibrous strings in them. I've kind of given up on buying them most of the time.

Gerg's recipes

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R80 and I had a pleasant acquaintance, what with all my calls to her.

She liked my cooking and appreciated my using Mastering the Art of French Cooking from the age of 12.

I hope she wasn't grooming you!

[quote]Self-serve, all you can eat buffets.

I assumed they died out after COVID, didn't they?

I agree on styrofoam. *shudder*

Paper cuts. Mine, yours and everyone else's.

To R16. The good thing about Dr. Pimple Popper is how much she improves many people's quality of living. But I get your point.

[quote] Excessive vocal fry

Will someone please explain what vocal fry is? I looked it up in urbandictionary and still didn't get it.

Here's how to do it.

The sound of brushing teeth.

Sociopaths who order willy-nilly in breakfast joints.

Real-life skeletons (not replicas) especially the spine. Even x-rays or drawings of spines creep me out.

Seafood with eyes and legs and guts.

Animals dragging their butts across the floor

Facial deformities.

The sound of someone loudly chewing while eating. Repulsive.

Lesbian who are obsessed with "gender issues".

Siamese twins, I think they're called "conjoined" these days.

Dead baby squirrels that fell out of the tree.

When I take a poop and a splash of toilet water hits my butthole. Extra skeevey in a public restroom.

People who don't wash their hair every day. I know for some they claim that their hair gets dry if they wash it every day, but hair is one of the biggest attractors of dirt and oil. Friend of mine said she only washes it once per week and all I could think of is how much my head sweats when I'm working out. I guess the people who don't wash it every day never exercise.

Rented bowling shoes.

Walking through grass, even if it's mowed.

Wobbly food especially poached eggs. Catheters. Smegma.

Runny egg whites. So much so that I seriously wanted my mother to buy one of these. Spoiler: She never did.

The sound of someone loudly smacking chewing gum. Disgusting and rude.

The white globs of what (fat?) when you fry previously frozen fish. That, and lobster eggs when you didn't order roe.

People (mostly older guys) in the office who stand up during a closed-door meeting in a small space, and it's immediately obvious that they didn't use enough toilet paper to address their fetid dingleberries. Horrible. Like rotten cheese.

Developmentally disabled people.

I just can't stand to look at them, let alone be around them.

I consider this a great moral failing on my part, but I have never been able to get past that "ick" factor. Bless all the wonderful people who don't have this attitude and can see them as just a different kind of human being.

Lately Netflix has been pushing some reality show about people with Down Syndrome in love with each other, and I'm like 'WHY??? Why do you keep showing this to me?" I just can't.

I am beginning to think that "Crown Rack of Frankfurters" is an answer to just about every question on the Datalounge.

R107 reminded me of something about someone I knew in school that skeeved me out every time I was in his presence. An academic who later worked for the National Security Council.

Working for Bush 2 was skeevy enough, but not as much as the smell of Preparation H that permeated any room he was in. Poor bastard must have had hemorrhoids the size of golf balls and used a tube a day. He may have been used to the fragrance. The rest of us weren't.

R26, Welcome to eHarmony.

Facial burn victims.

Roadkill

Prince Alberts, smegma, dingleberries, overpowering "musk" -- no thanks, I'd just as soon jerk off alone

Thanks, R88.

Nipple piercings

Gays with long, stubby nipples — tells you they are way, WAY too much into nipple play.

r91=failed orthopedic surgeon

[quote]Sociopaths who order willy-nilly in breakfast joints.

I've never seen "willy-nilly" on a breakfast menu.

Scrapple.

That slightly yellowish liquid that separates out from yogurt.

The smell of a washcloth that sat around wet for too long.

Log cabin repubs

Very long fingernails, whether artificial or real. Extra skeevy if they are pointy.

Having to touch door handles in public, especially bathroom/ toilet doors.

Used tissues

Smegma

R120, Scrapple, off with your head. Scrapple is "Food of the Gods"

It's one of my favorites, along with Spam& any other breakfast meat.

[quote]Very long fingernails, whether artificial or real. Extra skeevy if they are pointy.

Double extra skeevy if they're dirty.

Michael Musto

[quote] but not as much as the smell of Preparation H that permeated any room he was in.

But you already knew what Preparation H smelled like R110. Hmm.....

Excessive body hair

When I wear shorts and get wet legs from the splashback from those really low urinals.

I know this would probably excite some on here, but not me. It's gross IMO.

Glass eyes

Fuck you, R132.

Cities and crowds. Enclosed spaces packed with people. I’d sooner hang out in a rat cage.

Asian wet markets.

r133 Sandy Duncan does not have a glass eye.

wet food

Peter Falk and Sammy Davis, Jr. had glass eyes.

Trans women who look like men in a dress. Sorry, but it's the truth. Trans women who look like women are fine.

Attention hungry trans and drags that expose their silicone "breasts" and/or steal luggage. Once they get media coverage and do damage to already fragile acceptance of the LGB communities , they disappear into obscurity and go on SSI on some questionable mental health diagnosis.

[quote] Developmentally disabled people.

R108 your feelings may not be so much about a moral deficiency on your part but a genetically programmed reaction to something your body perceives as alien, especially in terms of reproductive activity. Just like most of the things listed here have an element of caution (Stay away from that, your body seems to say), so perhaps may your reaction of developmentally disabled people have something to do with preventing you from reproducing with one of them. It sounds morally lacking but it's in fact one of the many ways nature protects us by making potential mates stay away from what could be harming the integrity of the species.

Having to squash fucking lantern flies and hearing them pop.

Congealed fat after leaving bbq/roasted meat in the fridge

Handling raw chicken

Smelling stranger's farts in public transportation

The smell of public restrooms....even when they dont smell bad and are clean, the heavy smell of bleach/cleanser still makes me think of stranger's shit.

R104 even worse than runny egg whites is the transparent film over the egg yokes that doesnt cook if you do your eggs sunny side up and that has the texture of somewhat gelatinous spit....it's nasty af but since I love sunny side up eggs I always have to fish that shit out before eating.

Beets…the next day.

Women

[quote]Handling raw chicken

I'll bet you're just fine with raw cock, though.

[quote] the transparent film over the egg yokes

Oh, dear.

Foreskin.

Males molesting children. Especially incest.

Seafood, especially bottom feeding fish.

Someone eating mayonnaise out of a jar. Just spoonfuls of disgusting mayonnaise and nothing else.

It's more in than out, OP.

Or maybe not.

Cooks who wear rings on their fingers while mixing ingredients by hand.

Dried pools of vomit.

[Quote]Trans women who look like men in a dress. Sorry, but it's the truth. Trans women who look like women are fine.

Well, FUCK you *flounces away*

R154- People with long nails who handle food without gloves. So unsanitary and gross.

The way that little ball of cotton feels when pulling it out of a pill bottle.

Gnarly, calloused feet in sandals

The sound of flip flops slapping against the sweaty soles of gnarly, calloused feet.

People on TV shows that don't wash their hands after using the toilet. And in life too.

That little white thing that's connected to the egg yolk. Not sure what it's called, but I call it chicken cum.

Hearing my downstairs neighbor pee.

Shrimp that hasn't been deveined.

People who try to refill their water container or bottle by putting the open top flush up underneath/into the bottled water stand spout. I don't wanna be behind them in line to it and experience their spit outflow flowing into my own container or bottle refill. Whence common sense?!

People who drink from water fountains. When I worked at a medical office we swabbed the fountain to culture it and see just what manner of germs would grow. The horror.

From linked article: E-coli, legionella, and coliform are three types of bacteria found in water fountains.

R99: the splash from poop on your butt is referred to as Poseidon’s Kiss on Reddit.

Toilet plumes, TOILET PLUMES!!!!!

Wire hangers.

Nose rings. All I can think of when I see a woman with one is cattle and how disgustingly dirty those things are.

And since it's usually the non binary folks who wear them, I'm gonna add women and men who identify as non binary. I get that you like your hair blue and that you want to dress as asexual as possible, but every single NB person I know looks like they haven't showered in a month and they smell. I don't understand wanting to hide your gender to the point where one is attractive to no one.

[quote] Avocado strings. It's hard to find avocados these days that don't have these fibrous strings in them. I've kind of given up on buying them most of the time.

Hass avocados don't have strings and are the best kind of avocado, anyway.

People who suck their teeth. Ffs, it is a hideous sound.

Eggplant.

[quote] That little white thing that's connected to the egg yolk. Not sure what it's called, but I call it chicken cum.

It's called the chalaza and I think it keeps the yolk suspended in the white.

Yeah, it's gross.

Frankie Grande

Billy Porter

Lizzo

That Global Warming Chick

Red Lobster

7 -11 grill food

Section 8 Apt Complexes

The way the seams on socks touch my feet. I didn't wear socks for most of my childhood, and I still don't like wearing them unless I have to.

R176: There are thousands of nerves endings under our toenails which help us to maintain balance when walking.

[quote]The way the seams on socks touch my feet. I didn't wear socks for most of my childhood, and I still don't like wearing them unless I have to.

I'm the same way. Sometimes I wear them inside out if I can't get away with not wearing them.

That's a great tip, R178. I'll try that, thank you.

For the record, I think she's an attractive woman (albeit with a heinous personality) but it skeeves me out when Meghan Markle juts her lower jaw out and kind of sucks her teeth. I've only ever seen old people do it, and she's definitely not that old.

R126 No, scrapple is disgusting. It’s grey meat! Scrapple is like catfish in that the same arguments about them tasting good not coincidentally involves frying them in some sort of fat/oil. Well, you could make turds taste good if you fried them enough. Though turds would probably have a superior texture and comparable smell to scrapple. Blech!

Skeeve Bannon

A guy lurking around the background who you are sure is up to something.

Another thread (though its use there is hilarious) reminded me of something that has always skeeved me out in a big way: referring to a vagina as a “cooter”. Also not a fan of male orgasms / ejaculations being referred to as “nutting”.

When I was a kid, the list of things that skeeved me out was considerably sparse. I never would have thought twice about how gross it is to walk in a hotel room (or anywhere else, I suspect) in bare feet. Now I bring shower shoes or slippers to every hotel and never let my feet touch the floor unprotected.

[quote] People (mostly older guys) in the office who stand up during a closed-door meeting in a small space, and it's immediately obvious that they didn't use enough toilet paper to address their fetid dingleberries. Horrible. Like rotten cheese.

Why oh why don’t ALL cultures introduce a bidet into all bathrooms, especially domestic ones? There is no way just toilet paper is going to do anything but spread that shit around, hence the dingleberries.

[quote] Also not a fan of male orgasms / ejaculations being referred to as “nutting”.

Agreed. That (relatively new) term completely ruined one of my favourite Wordsworth poems, and made it impossible to teach without student snickers in uni courses on Romantic poetry.

[quote]the transparent film over the egg yokes that doesnt cook if you do your eggs sunny side up

That's why you spoon hot oil over the eggs when cooking sunny side up.

I’m not skeeved out. Sometimes I’m grossed out or gagged with a spoon. Now and then get the willies or heeby jeebies.

Feet on the furniture.

Johnny Depp.

R186 that’s button’ honey. You’re nuts.

nuttin’

Fuck it

R174-I used to adore Chalaza when she co-hosted on the Mike Douglas show.

That gelatinous congealed goo around luncheon meats and Spam. Also when luncheon meats sweat.

We don't sweat, we glow!

Opening up a long-forgotten Tupperware container of leftovers in the back of the fridge

Prince Alberts and tattoos of Jesus, your mother, your dead brother and the devil.

R183 "Get your nut", always bugged me, too.

Geriatric fathers.

long fingernails on guys

R163, Not if he’s smoking hot.

Stepping in dog shit.

Criticism, however warranted.

As if I haven't been upfront about it.

The extremely close talking, usually on older tv shows and sometimes movies. I get why - formatting and fitting people into shots, but damn - too close. I think of all the smokers, the shitty oral hygiene, coffee drinking, etc., and want to gag. Take a step back, Buddy Ebsen!

Unkempt long fingernails and toenails.

Ear gauges.

The practice of footbinding in China; in particular, the fact that the bound feet would emit a pungent odor that apparently turned on some men.

R204 - related is how someone kisses someone else who is or has been smoking. Yeek.

Nail clippings in places you don't expect.

Ungroomed ear hair with wax attached.

Pictures of people with their tongues out.

Men who pee. Women and children pee, men piss.

R211, Not if it’s Jacob Elordi.

People eating with their mouths open.

Seeing or hearing the word 'squeee' in any context at all.

Any cunt on a plane who feels the need to take their fucking shoes off.

Walking through unseen strands of a spider’s web.

Dog shit gravy on the sidewalk.

Penile and anal tattoos.

Saying "taking a leak." Just sounds absolutely crude, IMO.

When you have a booger or a glob of snot up your nose, and it hits your olfactory gland in such a way that you can actually smell it.

Face tats. Prince Alberts.

You might want to get that looked at, r219. Never have I ever...

Ingrown toenails.

The smell of dog or cat pee.

related. People walking their dog who let them piss on everything. I saw a woman walking her dog in the street with shops and the dog would piss on the front of every shop as it passed.

Having to touch canned dog or cat food.

Fruit flies. I had an infestation this summer and the little buggers had nothing better to do than dive-bomb at my face all day and night. I had at least 5-6 go up my nose. They also got into my refrigerator and died en masse, leaving a scattering of dead ones on the egg shelf. Ugh!

^I hate them, too. There’s a million of those fuckers in my house from the end of July to mid September. Every year.

The Keenan Bolger Family!

Christians - especially evangelical christians.

Doll collections.

Arkansas.

Seeing photos of people drinking Champagne (supposedly) out of a woman's high-heeled shoe. Disgusting!

kissing someone who has lipstick on.

Man hating lesbians.

The sound of plastic utensils on styrofoam plates.

Cold wienie water.

[quote]The liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the actual ketchup comes out. Gross.

I've always been partial to pre-ketch.

Tumors in the liver.

Hearing a mouse or rat scratching in the walls

a person digging for yoghurt in an almost empty cup.

someone cleaning their plate with their tongue.

someone eating pudding with their fingers.

Popsicle sticks

Gaping assholes.

Scott Rudin and John Barlow.

Wooden eating utensils

People clearing their throats with the sound of the mucus and phlegm gurgling and bubbling around their vocal cords. Then them spitting.

David

Tyler

Muir

David Tyler Muir

Shake your condiment bottles before squeezing.

Lantern flies everywhere.

Beanie Feldstein!

Dylan Mulvaney

Roger Stone, Jared Kushner, Stephen Miller, Jason Miller, Mike Pence

Exceptionally large labia.

Calves' liver and onions

r256 But you're OK with calves' liver without the onions?

Colored contact lenses.

Satchel Farrow's colored contact lenses.

Woody Allen. Just yuck.

Jonah Hill

Bobby Lee

Horatio Sanz

Neck moles.

Jesse Watters of Fucked Up Faux News.

Creepy as fuck.

Raisnettes. Look like a handful of tiny turds.

[quote] What are some things that skeeve you out?

Moist Panties

Mom's dirty pantyhose, stinking up our apartment.

My bird after it has a drink in the birdbath and its beak is glistening wet. Wipe your mouth!

Tiny people and the elderly driving monster trucks or huge SUVs.

Men in general. They can get creepy when they’re in heat. It can be off putting.

[quote] Mom's dirty pantyhose, stinking up our apartment.

I thought that the new and improved versions came with a high tech aerated pussy panel - so no more toxic vaginal odors. Just wildflowers and butterflies.

[quote]Men in general. They can get creepy. It can be off putting.

FTFY

People with ugly feet.

Jelly.

Crotchless panties

Feminine itch

Anal leakage

This will make me sound like Hank Hill but I don’t care. Zoysia grass. It is literally impossible to eliminate from your lawn once you have it. It’s a rhizome that grows thick dense roots that are strong as fuck. As it takes over your lawn it becomes extremely dense and matted choking out any other type of grass. It’s ugly as shit and in cooler climates it turns this hideous yellow beige color once the temperature is below 50. Pulling out a root and seeing how long and thick it’s grown skeeves me out. Also, many types of ground weeds. They grow super fast in these wide concise circular patterns. It triggers me like trypophobia.

Smegma

R278 Yes, always

Hearing someone throw up. The real sound, not that coughing thing they do in movies.

Men skeeve me out.