The one and only Queen of Pop turns 65 today!

Ugh. I hope she remains in seclusion

65??? Looks 79.

[quote]The one and only Queen of Poop turns 65 today!

She has been a big star with more hits, musical influence and success than most. Like many, many of her peers, she may be staying on the stage too long. Just wish her a HB or STFU.

She's officially a Senior Citizen!

Madonna?

Call us!

If you're 65 or older, you may qualify for our term life insurance policy!

She’s a parasitic succubus who rode gay culture hard and put it away wet. I’ll say whatever the fuck I want about this fraud, when and where I want.

Janbot in da house!

I love that picture of her.

[quote] She’s a parasitic succubus who rode gay culture hard and put it away wet. I’ll say whatever the fuck I want about this fraud, when and where I want.

Then expect to have your fat ass handed to you.

Finally, she's eligible for Medicare!

This thread is rightfully bombing. I doubt it.

I'm sure there's a bucket of fried chicken waiting for you somewhere, r13.

Low calibre, fangurl.

r1, r8, r13, r15 = same poster = Jabba.

If only she were okay with being old, instead of desperately trying to turn back the clock.

I do, too, r10.

Who?

[quote]Who?

Go, granny, go!

Madonna accepting her Oscar

The Reface Troll needs to take his meds and lie down.

Go to bed reface, troll. And please 🙏, stop drinking.

Happy Birthday! soundtrack of my youth!

Jabba is sad.

GRANDMAdonna!

She's not a grandmother yet, r38. Not that there's anything wrong with it. You'd become one too, if someone was willing to reproduce with you.

Jabba's back, even though no one missed it.

[quote]The one and only Queen of Pop turns 65 today!

Who’s going to break the news to her?

Did she apply for Medicare? Join AARP for excellent senior discounts on such things as Depends and other senior shit?

[quote] Who’s going to break the news to her?

I will!

I will!

Silly OP, I still have 8 years before I hit that age.

I, for one, am willing to volunteer to make ass grandbabies with Rocco!

[quote] Silly OP, I still have 8 years before I hit that age.

And you hit the wall 18 years before that.

Is Michael Jackson's sister still calling herself queen of pop?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[quote] Just wish her a HB or STFU.

Fuck off, bossy!

[quote]Is Michael Jackson's sister still calling herself queen of pop?

La Toya? Maybe, but the title belongs to her baby sister.

Let me finish my chicken, motherfuckers!

Whisper coo!!!!

Poor Jabba, always searching for a Madonna thread so he it can pretend Janet is relevant.

[quote]R4: She has been a big star with more hits, musical influence and success than most.

Another nonsensical moth skittering around the porch light before it burns its dusty wings off.

I'll get back to you when I finish bleaching my skin.

The last time Madonna was relevant Regan was president.

I’m inclined to believe that her stint in the ICU was a ploy just so that she wouldn’t have to compete with Beyoncé and Taylor, who are totally dominating the touring/concert scene at the moment.

The last time Janet was relevant I was queen Elizabeth.

Did I say Reagan? I meant Carter. Oh wait, she wasn’t even out then.

And yet she lives rent free in your head, r58/Jabba.

Let's dance!

^PRESSED BEYOND BELIEF.

R59 is PRESSED BEYOND BELIEF.

Her fans are celebrating four decades of hits. Some great, some not.

Certainly more than some bitter queens will ever accomplish or experience in their lives.

HAPPY 65TH QUEEN OF POP! See you on Feb 28 at the Chase Center in SF!!!

It took 60 posts for the word pressed to make an appearance.

Hi, gettho!

Take a look back at 40 of her most iconic moments

Wonderful fan-made documentary covering the first album, Like a Virgin, getting a record deal, working with Nile Rodgers, Vision quest, Desperately Seeking Susan, the Virgin Tour, the infamous VMA performance where she debuted the song Like a Virgin to an unsuspecting public, and so much more

Thanks, r65!

And r66!

Revisit the Sex book, Erotica album, Body of Evidence, the Girlie Show and the media fallout/backlash and intense public discourse and scrutiny surrounding Madonna in 1992-1993!

OP, Madonna has never been referred to by the media as the "Queen of Pop."

FYI, she has been and always will be dubbed "The Material Girl."

Know your history.

Madonna was always her best when her lyrics were rooted in her current life experience. Could we suggest the following lyrics?

THANKS for the Medicare

For Blue Cross and Blue Shield

For a hip that finally healed

Remember on prescriptions

Generic is a steal

We thank you so much

No, you know your history, r70!

MJ was the king of pop and that was it, and he only got the moniker because he titled himself that. There was never a "Queen of" anything.

Keep your day job, r71, comedy is not your thing.

You're either too old or too young, r73.

Take 1000 seats.

King and Queen of Pop, R&B, Dance, Polka, Country, AC...

I hope Janet is using an airfryer to fry those chicken, she has a tendency to get...er, chunky.

Lmao, r76!

The King of child rape, and his sister, who defended him. Trash sick human beings, both of them.

Speaking of sick..

You are comparing that to child rape, r79? It says a lot about you. You must "enjoy" kids, too.

What a piece shit woman.

Of SHIT*

Her ex husband should have beheaded her.

"Fucking the young can be fun..."

When it comes to Michael and his sick sister, the young = under 14.

Doesn't Madonna fancy dogs, too?

Even Paula Abdul is more relevant than Janetson. At least she can dance.

Fancy? Are you British, Jabba?

Paula Abdul is a lot of things, but more relevant than Janet (aka, the woman who inspired every dance/pop artist from here to Timbuktu) she is not.

Sorry R21 I mixed her up with Celia Rubenstein

I thought Michael was Latoya

Madonna's only original work came at the very beginning of her career. She parlayed insouciant but needy hutzpah into a calculating pop machine based on her magpie's grab of every shiny gay, feminist, girl-power, faux-sexy, faux provocation she could come up with. Her "I'm so bad" bullshit was as fake as Michael Jackson's, except in ways not intended.

Her songs have no intellectual weight, she can't sing worth shit, and her dancing always has been amateurish as she always looks at her feet. She's a poser. In themselves those are not problems, but combined with a dimwit portentousness and a general "fuck you" game going on, her appeal lapsed long, long ago for many. A brilliant reader of the zeitgeist for a while, she lost her touch when she quit finding things to steal and embellish.

I visualize her voguing in front of her bathroom mirror like Jame Gumb in Silence of the Lambs, in her final days.

Look at my left boob!!!!!

Happy Birthday Kween!

Queen of pop? More like Queen of LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!

Her best...

Madonna - Into The Groove

[quote] Paula Abdul is a lot of things, but more relevant than Janet (aka, the woman who inspired every dance/pop artist from here to Timbuktu) she is not.

Wrong, fat ass. A lot more people know who Paula is thanks to American Idol. Janet was forgotten the minute her flabby tit hit the floor.

Iconic!

I LOVE that R99. Damn it just doesn’t seem like it’s been so long.

Paula Abdul is more relevant than HAGdonna.

Only 100 posts from DL on her 65th birthday? And very little press attention when she actually died and brought back to life a few months ago?! Honestly, as someone who was in college when she broke on the scene I’d never in a million years think she’d be so irrelevant in her lifetime. This inattention must be the absolute worst thing that’s ever happened to her.

That said: happy birthday, Madonna. I’ve got lots of great memories associated with you.

At 65, you must sign up for Medicare. It's a good deal.

R102, a lot of the posts were really about Janet/Michael, so not even a hundred were actually about the toilet dancer.

Scroll down to the pic in the puffer vest.

She's a total fucknut to have posted that.

My biological age maybe 65, but my new pussy, ass, and titties are barely legal, baby!!!

All dark skin boys with a thing for half granny, half slutty teenage skank to the front!!!!

[quote][R102], a lot of the posts were really about Janet/Michael, so not even a hundred were actually about the toilet dancer.

All of them from the deranged Janbot.

Madonna is a delusional has been hanging to every bit of attention she can get. Even so, I don’t think she deserves so much venom. After all she is not hurting anyone but herself.

I eat Janet's poop! It's creamy and delicious! Yummmmmo!

[quote] HAPPY 65TH QUEEN OF POP! See you on Feb 28 at the Chase Center in SF!!!

Don't count on it. She was at Beyonce's July 30th show at MetLife Stadium. I am sure that was intimidating for her.

[quote] Honestly, as someone who was in college when she broke on the scene I’d never in a million years think she’d be so irrelevant in her lifetime. This inattention must be the absolute worst thing that’s ever happened to her.

Madonna has had an unprecedented run for someone who doesn't really sing. As a recording artist and cultural icon I don't think she can ever be equalled. However, the sun must set on every day.

Belinda Carlisle is 65 today?

Happy Belated Birthday Madonna. As R102 said I have a lot of sweet memories associated with you.

Love Debi Mazar at r99!

Did she go to Denny's for the free birthday meal?

Her handbag says Dealer.

Enough said.

I want to know how she keeps her ass so firm. Mine sags like cottage cheese.

I know it sounds counter-intuitive, but she actually does it by eating a lot of cottage cheese. The protein really fills in loose and flabby ass.

Cheese.

Photos from her 65th birthday party in Lisbon.

Is it just me or does she actually look good in R121's photo?

Is she reversing some of the bad plastic surgery? I agree with R121. That's the first picture I've seen this year where she looks slightly like herself again.

Her son has grown up to become a handsome man, while her daughter looks like more Cher.

Say it with me: Madonna is a senior citizen!

Maybe OP should try opioids. They say you can be functional on them.