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Mary! Check out this camp fellow being interviewed by a news reporter in Atlanta

A deadly shooting at an apartment complex and a missing french bulldog.

Resident Jeremy Scott said he was troubled. Scott wonders if his dog could be next. "I have a standard poodle, which is a very coveted breed," Scott said. Scott remembered that his dog, Blanch Marie, is older, so he'd have to protect her.

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by Anonymousreply 88December 4, 2023 3:02 PM

I honestly thought that was a woman speaking until I saw the man on my screen.

by Anonymousreply 1August 15, 2023 3:47 AM

I was surprised. Where on earth did he work up that voice? Grandma? Perhaps Tyler Perry could use him as a stand in.

by Anonymousreply 2August 15, 2023 4:16 AM

That's definitely a women's blouse he's wearing.

by Anonymousreply 3August 15, 2023 4:29 AM

It's early but I'd say this is a contender to be on the DL Criterion Collection archive list.

by Anonymousreply 4August 15, 2023 4:31 AM

This is Miss Blanche Marie

by Anonymousreply 5August 15, 2023 4:36 AM

He’s like an old lady character from Sanford & Son. Certainly not distinguished enough to be Mother Jefferson.

by Anonymousreply 6August 15, 2023 4:37 AM

I wouldn't want to piss him off. Something tells me he learned to fight back years ago. Love him. That sheer bow blouse is everything.

by Anonymousreply 7August 15, 2023 4:38 AM

OH MY.

You bitches didn't oversell this. If anything you undersold it.

Is he possessed by an 85-year-old church lady?

by Anonymousreply 8August 15, 2023 4:38 AM

No one was as refined as Mother Jefferson. But remind me why she was high on her horse all the time. George was self made. She acts like she grew up with a silver spoon. Was that part of her backstory?

by Anonymousreply 9August 15, 2023 4:40 AM

Blanche Marie?

by Anonymousreply 10August 15, 2023 4:43 AM

R9, she was high on her horse all of the time because she and her little Georgie were so much better than that scheming Louise who weaseled her way into a marriage far above her station.

by Anonymousreply 11August 15, 2023 4:46 AM

She is quite composed for being so terrified.

by Anonymousreply 12August 15, 2023 5:02 AM

He’s great I love him

by Anonymousreply 13August 15, 2023 5:03 AM

He's actually quite handsome - but that voice!

by Anonymousreply 14August 15, 2023 5:05 AM

I’d love to see more of Blanche Marie

by Anonymousreply 15August 15, 2023 7:04 AM

That's her at the end, isn't it, a black standard poodle....

by Anonymousreply 16August 15, 2023 8:11 AM

Not only did he give her Blanche’s middle name, he gave her Blanche’s ORIGINAL middle name before it was changed to Elizabeth for the BED joke.

by Anonymousreply 17August 15, 2023 8:17 AM

I would pay to watch him fight for his dog.

by Anonymousreply 18August 15, 2023 8:46 AM

Aww, I think he's kinda cute. But Miss Blanche Marie needs a bit of style help.

by Anonymousreply 19August 15, 2023 10:57 AM

He is one of a kind just by being himself. He's not trying to be unique and unforgettable, he just is these things. Seems like a sweet guy too. He stole the show, it got kind of lost that someone was shot and killed over a dog.

by Anonymousreply 20August 15, 2023 11:00 AM

I love him and am dying to see the inside of his apartment for a tasteful friends thread.

by Anonymousreply 21August 15, 2023 11:22 AM

I think he’s fabulous. Voice and all.

by Anonymousreply 22August 15, 2023 12:25 PM

I couldn't open that link (I am not in the United States) but found this on YouTube, for anyone else who can't open the link.

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by Anonymousreply 23August 15, 2023 12:29 PM

I bet Miss Thang has the most elegant, purse-sized pistol.

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by Anonymousreply 24August 15, 2023 12:46 PM

Gurl!!! TBH it's a well-known fact all Urban Sissy's of color always carry a weapon with them! Box Cutter,Knife or Glock. Blanche Marie is likely well protected at all times I am sure. I have a feeling his bed linens and bathroom linens are exquisite and coordinated to the T! He seems like a genuine fun person!

by Anonymousreply 25August 15, 2023 12:56 PM

I wonder if he would be so kind as to lend his lovely blouse to the news anchor/reader who appeared to be wearing a blue t-shirt in a shocking display of unprofessionalism.

by Anonymousreply 26August 15, 2023 1:05 PM

Is he wearing a wife beater t-shirt underneath that colorful blouse? 😆

by Anonymousreply 27August 15, 2023 1:11 PM

A lady knows appropriately cooling undergarments under one’s sheer blouse are a must in the sultry heat of a Southern summer.

by Anonymousreply 28August 15, 2023 1:17 PM

She dressed better than the news lady!

by Anonymousreply 29August 15, 2023 1:19 PM

What a sweetheart he is. Adorable. ❤️

by Anonymousreply 30August 15, 2023 1:21 PM

Maybe he was auditioning for a revival of "Living Color"'s "Men On ..." series of skits.

by Anonymousreply 31August 15, 2023 1:21 PM

And pink crocs, I believe? I’m so grateful that the reporter found him…or vice versa, more likely.

by Anonymousreply 32August 15, 2023 1:48 PM

He couldn't have been more perfect if his dog was named Miss Sissy Boodles. I nominate him as the new Patron Saint of Datalounge

by Anonymousreply 33August 15, 2023 1:57 PM

Blocked in the EU, so had to fire up an old VPN to see this marvel. No regrets, he's fab!

by Anonymousreply 34August 15, 2023 2:07 PM

That is the MARY!est MARY! that ever MARY!ied!

by Anonymousreply 35August 15, 2023 2:58 PM

Will be played in the movie by Miss Billy Porter, of course.

by Anonymousreply 36August 15, 2023 2:58 PM

Bless him and Blanche Marie

by Anonymousreply 37August 15, 2023 3:19 PM

[quote]That's her at the end, isn't it, a black standard poodle....

That's right, R16—a very coveted breed!

by Anonymousreply 38August 15, 2023 3:38 PM

Her legs are smooth and glowing. A beautiful color. No ashy skin tone.

by Anonymousreply 39August 15, 2023 3:39 PM

He needs a YouTube channel. But may he's a private person.

by Anonymousreply 40August 15, 2023 3:40 PM

I love Atlanta

by Anonymousreply 41August 15, 2023 3:52 PM

Interviewee aside I know this area well and travel through it all the time and this is the first I've heard of the story. There's a popular dog park on the other side of Piedmont and of course people walk their dogs there all the time from the numerous apartment complexes around there. The victim was only 22, poor kid. I see so many French bulldogs everywhere. Those creatures must be terribly inbred now.

by Anonymousreply 42August 15, 2023 4:09 PM

We think she’s tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 43August 15, 2023 4:16 PM

R42 You owe it to the DL to visit that dog park every day until you spot Jeremy and Blanche Marie. Then give them our love!

by Anonymousreply 44August 15, 2023 4:26 PM

Well, he's just precious with his eight yards of pink chiffon flying out of his mouth and his little pink crocs.

by Anonymousreply 45August 15, 2023 4:33 PM

I love that guy, I believe he's "Fabolous" too!! With a voice like that and his size, you know he can brawl& throw down.

I bet he does have a gun and can shoot too!! LOVE the black standard poodle!

by Anonymousreply 46August 15, 2023 4:41 PM

Gurls! That is Miss Blanche Marie!!

by Anonymousreply 47August 15, 2023 5:03 PM

He would be an excellent side character/friend for RHOA. Hell...make him a full-time Housewife!

by Anonymousreply 48August 15, 2023 5:28 PM

OP's link has some kind of malware embedded. I had to click off.

by Anonymousreply 49August 15, 2023 7:00 PM

We have got to invite him to join DL. He's a hoot and I bet he would add a fresh voice. Also, every time someone mentions Miss Sissy Boodles I chuckle out loud. Do tell the history/origin of MSB if you remember.

by Anonymousreply 50August 15, 2023 7:02 PM

Please tell us about Miss Sissy Boodles, I do not know OP!

Also, Miss Sissy Boodles and Miss Blanche Marie is a "drinking game" in the making somewhere in DL land.

by Anonymousreply 51August 15, 2023 7:22 PM

well he is just too fabulous! those bitches better leave his pup alone!

by Anonymousreply 52August 15, 2023 7:30 PM

Can we keep her? Please? 😆

by Anonymousreply 53August 15, 2023 8:06 PM

seriously, we have his name, someone *respectable* looking invite him!!

by Anonymousreply 54August 15, 2023 8:09 PM

When Momma hangs up her caftan and mussy for good, I think we've found a replacement.

by Anonymousreply 55August 15, 2023 9:25 PM

Did this guy take a couple of hits of helium before he went on camera?

by Anonymousreply 56August 15, 2023 9:27 PM

👆🏼 LOL!!! We ❤️ you momma!

by Anonymousreply 57August 15, 2023 9:27 PM

He seems like he'd be a total hoot to have at the brunch table.

by Anonymousreply 58August 15, 2023 9:36 PM

If we do invite him, someone will have to warn him that The DL is the Wild Wild West of gay chat boards and not for the faint of heart.

by Anonymousreply 59August 16, 2023 2:18 AM

I am pretty sure he can handle himself with grace and aplomb r59. or, at least as much as we deserve anyway

by Anonymousreply 60August 16, 2023 2:21 AM

R26 Thank you! Came to say that. I loved him, the anchor, however...fattish, greasy face and a blue cotton t-shirt? Wtf? I remember when people on tv were good looking and well dressed.

by Anonymousreply 61August 16, 2023 5:29 PM

R42 Wait, is this the area where the lesbian and her pit bull were murdered? Piedmont? That never was solved either.

by Anonymousreply 62August 16, 2023 5:31 PM

I can't help but wonder if he wasn't hamming it up for the cameras.

by Anonymousreply 63August 16, 2023 5:50 PM

I don't think so, you can't fake that fashion sense.

by Anonymousreply 64August 16, 2023 5:51 PM

No way, that eased out of him just as smoothly as his husband's load.

by Anonymousreply 65August 16, 2023 7:05 PM

R61 I was horrified by the anchors two sausage curls, but the charm of Mr Jeremy made me forget.

by Anonymousreply 66August 16, 2023 11:15 PM

Jeremy Scott’s TikTok featuring Ms Blanche Marie. She’s a golden girl of 14 years old. 🐩

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by Anonymousreply 67August 16, 2023 11:32 PM

Jeremy hails from the hood in Detroit. He can handle it.

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by Anonymousreply 68August 16, 2023 11:34 PM

We need to fix him up with this guy. They’d be a RIOT together!

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by Anonymousreply 69August 16, 2023 11:41 PM

[quote]No one was as refined as Mother Jefferson. But remind me why she was high on her horse all the time.

Lol, I read this too fast and thought it said 'why she was high on horse all the time' - probably explains why she was always nodding off on the couch.

by Anonymousreply 70August 17, 2023 12:43 AM

I'm impressed, R67! I'm being serious. Ms. Blanche Marie is in excellent shape (good spring in her step) for a standard poodle of her age

by Anonymousreply 71August 17, 2023 2:26 AM

Don't let Miss Thang fool you. She'd scratch your eyeballs out, pull your testicles out of your scrotum and shove 'em down you throat, and beat you in the head so hard you'd feel like a ten penny nail hit with a greasy ball peen hammer.

by Anonymousreply 72August 17, 2023 2:36 AM

R67 She's lovely. I love standard poodles, I wouldn't probably get that hair cut though.

by Anonymousreply 73August 17, 2023 2:42 AM

One of the ridiculous things about all these apartment complexes in Atlanta with the big electric gates and is that most times you drive by and the gates are wide open all the time. What's the use in having them if you're not going to keep them closed and locked to anyone except the residents?

by Anonymousreply 74August 17, 2023 2:48 AM

And just like that he stole the "Hide yo Wife's Guy" thunder!

by Anonymousreply 75August 18, 2023 6:21 PM

Update! Jeremy returned from candle shopping to discover a neighbour had been assaulted!

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by Anonymousreply 76November 25, 2023 4:39 AM

That is a Golden Girls shirt Jeremy is wearing.

by Anonymousreply 77November 25, 2023 4:49 AM

How long will his scented candle haul video be delayed, or is it already out?

by Anonymousreply 78November 25, 2023 6:15 PM

He’s my hero.

by Anonymousreply 79November 25, 2023 6:23 PM

Anyone know where I can purchase his Golden Girls top?

by Anonymousreply 80December 4, 2023 5:02 AM

Well, yes ma'am! I just found sugar for my morning coffee: (And I mean with all the love in the world).

by Anonymousreply 81December 4, 2023 8:24 AM

Luff huh!

by Anonymousreply 82December 4, 2023 9:47 AM

Is he related to Mike Tyson, they both have that little girl voice.

by Anonymousreply 83December 4, 2023 10:07 AM

My 81YO, deeply religious, Southern mama would say, "I love his blouse!"

by Anonymousreply 84December 4, 2023 11:20 AM

I’m glad this thread popped back up. I hope they found the killer and the stolen dog but Jeremy makes me happy. “If this is going to be the Wild, Wild West, someone needs to let me know!”

Classic.

by Anonymousreply 85December 4, 2023 1:16 PM

R67

I’ll see y’all later - I have to watch every single one of his TT vids.

by Anonymousreply 86December 4, 2023 1:24 PM

Best thing I’ve seen in a long time

by Anonymousreply 87December 4, 2023 1:40 PM

I realize these bushy beards are trendy, but I wish he didn’t have it. His face (what we can see of it) is so nice.

by Anonymousreply 88December 4, 2023 3:02 PM
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