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Cruel headline for DL fave Danniella Westbrook

The Mirror being just too cruel to Danniella. They know she doesn’t look like Marilyn. Especially in the wake of her latest face and tit surgeries which need time to settle.

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by Anonymousreply 204September 24, 2023 8:41 AM

The good news is that she’s having the last laugh, soaking up the sun with a tray of Krispy Kremes on her tummy.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 14, 2023 7:45 PM

No idea who she is and then googled … She is 49.??!!

by Anonymousreply 2August 14, 2023 7:48 PM

Yes, she had some years of hard living which caught up with her but is turning back the clock with surgery.

by Anonymousreply 3August 14, 2023 7:50 PM

What's wrong with her face?

by Anonymousreply 4August 14, 2023 7:54 PM

She wonders why EastEnders didn't invite her back to play Sam Mitchell?

by Anonymousreply 5August 14, 2023 7:56 PM

R4 Decades of chronic coke use - first it was necrosis of the nose, then the cheekbones and jaw began crumbling. And, when her face was not ready for it, expensive dental implants that made the whole face begin to cave in. God knows why she has so much elective surgery on top of that catalogue of disaster.

by Anonymousreply 6August 14, 2023 7:57 PM

She looks great for 74!

by Anonymousreply 7August 14, 2023 7:57 PM

Why are her lips like that?

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by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2023 7:59 PM

R8 I think that might partly be the effect of the latest part to start crumbling - her palate. It’s resulting in her nose and mouth moving closer and closer together

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2023 7:59 PM

Just like the woman who covered her face in tattoos I feel sorry for Westbrook. People need to tell her no, they won't take her money.

She was a decent young actress when she started in Eastenders but was a tabloid "wild child" and was used and spat out.

And then all the reality shows offered her work when she was desperate for cash so they could humiliate her.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2023 8:04 PM

Even on her worst days, Marilyn never looked as bad as this hagged out freakazoid.

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2023 8:04 PM

R11 It is heartbreaking. I feel sorry for her too. It is so hard to see how she can ever get herself straight and on an even keel.

by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2023 8:08 PM

Happier times with Timothy Spall

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by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2023 8:55 PM

She looks like Sharon Osbourne’s retarded older sister.

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2023 9:11 PM

I know exactly who she is because I watched Eastenders in her prime. Fresh faced all natural beauty in her youth.

by Anonymousreply 16August 15, 2023 12:30 AM

These British reality stars have bargain work done over in Turkey, with varied results. Botched.

by Anonymousreply 17August 15, 2023 12:33 AM

That’s a HAAARRRD 49.

by Anonymousreply 18August 15, 2023 12:34 AM

A surgeon with skill can perform this procedure with minimal scarring. An incision can be made in the belly button or armpit to insert the prosthetic device.

Why bother? Why not purchase chicken cutlets and a pushup bra?

by Anonymousreply 19August 15, 2023 12:38 AM

That photo evokes Ange Lansbury unearthed.

by Anonymousreply 20August 15, 2023 3:11 AM

She's still using and that is why she looks like this

by Anonymousreply 21August 15, 2023 4:04 AM

I'm seriously shocked. This woman's face collapsed cuz of...drug use? She was using 5 grams of coke every day? HOW? HOW??

I've used coke in the past - that's a SHIT load of cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 22August 15, 2023 4:10 AM

She's built up a tolerance, began using at aged 14

by Anonymousreply 23August 15, 2023 4:25 AM

She ought to date Artie Lange

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by Anonymousreply 24August 15, 2023 5:18 AM

Wait. Is that her resting face?! Not at all familiar with her. I thought she was making a face for the camera.

by Anonymousreply 25August 15, 2023 5:33 AM

r25 look at the pics in The Sun article. Her septum is gone. Its horrifying.

by Anonymousreply 26August 15, 2023 5:37 AM

Tara Palmer Tomkinson is another one who claimed to be years clean but was then given away by a nose that started collapsing

by Anonymousreply 27August 15, 2023 10:02 AM

Not quite Danniella level, because there was more family money, but pretty deformed at the end, with collapsed nostrils despite umpteen surgical interventions (which kept having to be re-done because ‘years clean’ Tara had never actually stopped using).

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by Anonymousreply 28August 15, 2023 11:44 AM

Holy fuck! I have never heard of her but after seeing her picture - if I wasn't already gay - I would be now. Very gay.

by Anonymousreply 29August 15, 2023 11:49 AM

Didn’t Yasmine Bleeth also have nose collapse and subsequent reupholstery? I know no one’s going to oust Danniella from the throne in this regard, but she’s another contender.

by Anonymousreply 30August 15, 2023 12:36 PM

There was a cuteness about Danniella even here, when the 5g-a-day habit was well under way. She was sacked not long after.

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by Anonymousreply 31August 15, 2023 6:05 PM

Hasn't Trey Parker's nose collapsed due to coke use?

by Anonymousreply 32August 15, 2023 11:53 PM

She was in a car crash in 1998 and was left with facial injuries. That will be a factor, although obviously the coke use is another.

I remember her appearance on I'm a Celebrity in the early 2000s. She told a story about how she saw a man in the car opposite her, and she told her agent she was sure she recognised him from somewhere, and he said, "Danniella, that's your ex-husband."

by Anonymousreply 33August 16, 2023 12:14 AM

I have my winning entry for next year’s World’s Ugliest Dog Contest.

by Anonymousreply 34August 16, 2023 12:17 AM

They just about managed to put Danniella back with cosmetics and glue for her 2009 comeback (her third ‘second chance’ on Eastender) though I imagine this fight scene had to be choreographed carefully to avoid even light pressure being brought to bear on her poor nose (by now looking terribly flat in profile)

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by Anonymousreply 35August 16, 2023 10:08 AM

But by 2016, the next and thus far last comeback, it’s all over - she’s 42 but looks 55, and can’t breathe through her nose

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by Anonymousreply 36August 16, 2023 10:10 AM

OMG! This thread and therefore that beast's face just filled my browser as I refreshed the main page.

This is visual abuse! It's like a terrifying fright mask.

by Anonymousreply 37August 16, 2023 10:20 AM

No one can be beautiful forever. Not even Sophia Loren. If I were straight, I’d still rather have 2023 Danniella on my arm than Ann Widdecombe at any age.

by Anonymousreply 38August 16, 2023 10:31 AM

OMG! This thread popped up again and gave me a another fright! I have to block this thread. That poor woman is Medusa! I feel sad for her but also scared. It's very sad. This must have been the same thing that happened to Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 39August 16, 2023 10:36 AM

OMG! She shouldn't be allowed out in public without a brown paper bag on her head.

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by Anonymousreply 40August 16, 2023 10:39 AM

But the tits are looking perky and play-ready

by Anonymousreply 41August 16, 2023 10:42 AM

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by Anonymousreply 42August 16, 2023 10:46 AM

She'd make a great on-stage Cruella Deville!

by Anonymousreply 43August 16, 2023 10:51 AM

^de Vil.

by Anonymousreply 44August 16, 2023 10:58 AM

Eating Krispy Kreme donuts doggie style in a bikini, how decadent!

by Anonymousreply 45August 16, 2023 11:08 AM

She’s also done some shots for the tabloids where she’s balancing a Krispy Kreme on one tit, so her plucky sense of humour hasn’t deserted her yet.

by Anonymousreply 46August 16, 2023 11:58 AM

Another pap shoot

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by Anonymousreply 47August 16, 2023 12:19 PM

She’s working her seventh tit job for all its worth. I hope the Sun paid for that selection box of Krispy Kremes though I wince at the thought of Danniella’s poor old gums trying to work through all 12.

by Anonymousreply 48August 16, 2023 12:26 PM

5 grams a day takes the septum away!

by Anonymousreply 49August 16, 2023 12:43 PM

I think Danniella’s got one last triumphant comeback in her and look forward to seeing her do a six-month stint in ‘Enders (which I haven’t watched since around 2000 - but I’d be prepared to tune in again) in 2035.

by Anonymousreply 50August 16, 2023 1:52 PM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Glad I left it behind in the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 51August 16, 2023 2:14 PM

Today’s Danniella naughtiness - stealing petrol.

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by Anonymousreply 52August 16, 2023 2:25 PM

Erika Jayne without her glam squad.

by Anonymousreply 53August 16, 2023 2:26 PM

R51 Me, too. Left it behind around 2004. Three years of it were enough to bring my life crashing down. And I never want to feel that paranoid again.

by Anonymousreply 54August 16, 2023 2:27 PM

Look at this trashy freak!

by Anonymousreply 55August 16, 2023 3:23 PM

R55 She has to keep ploughing this furrow because I think it’s her only income stream - getting herself in the tabloids and working with the paps.

by Anonymousreply 56August 16, 2023 5:40 PM

It looks like Sloth from the Goonies got a sex change from an English plastic surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 57August 16, 2023 5:45 PM

I dunno, I kinda dig the punk rock granny look.

by Anonymousreply 58August 16, 2023 6:05 PM

How does she afford to have these "cosmetic" procedures, or is she doing them herself

by Anonymousreply 59August 16, 2023 6:09 PM

Danniella can always rustle up a penny when needs must

by Anonymousreply 60August 16, 2023 8:21 PM

R59, Daniella receives only the very best plastic surgery money can buy in Bangladesh.

by Anonymousreply 61August 16, 2023 8:48 PM

From a review of the autobiography, Danniella looks at the positive side of having one big nostril

“In fact, as Westbrook admits in her glaringly candid autobiography, there were even moments when she saw the benefits of the damage. 'Now, you see, I could get even more coke up my nose when I took a line and, as degrading as that might sound, that was how my mind worked. I no longer cared how I looked, I just cared about being high.'”

by Anonymousreply 62August 17, 2023 11:20 AM

I imagine this is what Anderson Cooper looks like after a three day gang bang on Fire Island- so I’ve been told by most of the New York City Gay Mens Chorus.

by Anonymousreply 63August 17, 2023 11:55 AM

Looks like the surgeon removed her mouth, turned it upside down, and put it back on.

by Anonymousreply 64August 17, 2023 1:07 PM

I bet she makes kids cry in restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 65August 17, 2023 2:21 PM

She should have held on to the rich hubby - she put about 15 years into that marriage. You might as well die with someone once you’ve given them that amount of time.

by Anonymousreply 66August 17, 2023 3:28 PM

Her face died R66.

by Anonymousreply 67August 17, 2023 3:47 PM

Eat your heart out, or in this case, snort your nose off!

by Anonymousreply 68August 17, 2023 3:54 PM

It’s come to something when this juncture (fucking dealers on the beach in Magaluf) now looks like a happier time.

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by Anonymousreply 69August 17, 2023 5:06 PM

You know, at my worst, I was snorting 2.5 grams some days. That was literally snorting every 20 minutes or so. They were, for the most part, full weight grams. However, a "gram" is really .7 or, in her case, maybe .6. I doubt it was 5 grams at the full weight, dealers never give full weight. In any case, very sad story. It's a wonder that she waw able to stay off of it.

by Anonymousreply 70August 17, 2023 5:31 PM

Is there fentanyl in UK coke?

by Anonymousreply 71August 17, 2023 5:53 PM

What was in the coke that destroyed her face?

by Anonymousreply 72August 17, 2023 6:45 PM

And my God, what does she see in the mirror that she would pose for ANY photos right now? She needs the money but must still be on something.

by Anonymousreply 73August 17, 2023 6:47 PM

I cannot see her way back from the current low; setting up ridiculous stories for the tabloids and fingering herself on OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 74August 18, 2023 7:09 AM

This classic vid was my introduction to Daniella - a must-see for all DLers

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by Anonymousreply 75August 18, 2023 7:56 AM

I love it, R75! My sister and I still say "dead wiv cansah".

by Anonymousreply 76August 18, 2023 8:08 AM

R74, she's on OnlyFans? Who would pay for THAT?

by Anonymousreply 77August 18, 2023 8:57 AM

R77 Yes, she does bespoke minge-fingerings on OnlyFans and is also selling her last tit implants for £40,000

by Anonymousreply 78August 18, 2023 9:24 AM

Wow, r77! But seriously, wtf would watch that? What sub-class of humanity?

£40K for her old tits? She needs rehab, fast.

by Anonymousreply 79August 18, 2023 11:47 AM

Today’s Danniella naughtiness (a few days late): carefree Danniella’s living it up with Gary Linekar’s drug-loving brother, Wayne, in Ibiza. That should do wonders for her recovery.

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by Anonymousreply 80August 18, 2023 2:14 PM

Looks to be what Rodney Dangerfield called a "two-bagger.'

by Anonymousreply 81August 18, 2023 8:50 PM

R81 and by now, a nose that’s been fighting necrosis for over two decades will smell like an open sewer

by Anonymousreply 82August 18, 2023 10:04 PM

I read one article that repeated her claim that botched plastic surgery caused osteoporosis to develop in her jaw, but other articles say it was the coke or something mixed in with it.

Why the hell can't they fix her face? Is it really necrotic?

by Anonymousreply 83August 18, 2023 11:12 PM

Marilyn looks a little bit like her in this picture.

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by Anonymousreply 85August 18, 2023 11:19 PM

The word "westbrooking" is now synonymous with "hoovering."

by Anonymousreply 86August 18, 2023 11:46 PM

[quote]Is there fentanyl in UK coke?

I don't think so.

by Anonymousreply 87August 19, 2023 12:35 AM

No but there's real sugar not that high fructose corn shit

by Anonymousreply 88August 19, 2023 12:37 AM

R85 That’s supposed to be for the republicans so they don’t have to use vaccines.

by Anonymousreply 89August 19, 2023 12:50 AM

Danniella’s last chance to come back from the brink was 2016. She’d relapsed, become homeless, the nose went again, the dreaded hole opened up. Then 2016: free reconstructive surgery, dental implants and £200,000 from a reality show, plus a short stint in Eastenders. Lo and behold, all that good fortune went up her nose, and she rubbed cocaine in her gums just as the implants were bedding in. Now it’s a mouthful of horrendous dentures, sinkhole at the centre of her face gradually pulling her features into it, and a desperate OnlyFans account.

by Anonymousreply 90August 19, 2023 2:30 PM

Too far gone

by Anonymousreply 91August 19, 2023 2:39 PM

This reel designed to drum up some trade/clients is desperate, including that flash of the dentures at the end.

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by Anonymousreply 92August 19, 2023 6:52 PM

Crikey! Sad last days! Her head is beginning to look like one of those shrunken heads from a South American tribe.

by Anonymousreply 93August 19, 2023 6:58 PM

Who did that to her mouth?

She looks like one of those poor kids from a third world country whose photo they use to get donations for Operation Smile to go fix cleft lips and palates. Maybe they could help.

by Anonymousreply 94August 19, 2023 8:06 PM

R94 she already had free cosmetic surgery to set her right.

by Anonymousreply 95August 19, 2023 8:25 PM

She must be psychotic at r92, plus the people who helped her create it: "oh yeah, this is really going to work?"

Hope they didn't give their services for free in hope of a cut of her future earnings.

Wow, r90. As posted somewhere above, she is too far gone.

by Anonymousreply 96August 19, 2023 11:19 PM

The fingering videos (presumably for private OF client but then leaked) really are sad; because Danniella doesn’t always have a filming location, she books a sun-bed and then uses her phone while under the tanning lamps.

by Anonymousreply 97August 20, 2023 6:28 AM

Not one of her better looks

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by Anonymousreply 98August 20, 2023 2:16 PM

OMG! Every time this thread pops up at the top I die a little inside when I see her that horrific pic of this fright monster...

by Anonymousreply 99August 20, 2023 2:42 PM

R99 You could remember her in happier times…

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by Anonymousreply 101August 20, 2023 8:57 PM

How do we know it was cocaine and not meth which caused this? Her skin doesn't have sores, but it's very bad (wrinkles).

Is it likely the collapse of her face will be complete soon?

by Anonymousreply 102August 21, 2023 5:21 AM

Let’s be alert about this.

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by Anonymousreply 103August 21, 2023 5:26 AM

Smart but not alert

by Anonymousreply 104August 21, 2023 5:26 AM

R102 I certainly think at this stage there’s nothing she turns down, so crack could well be in the picture and maybe meth too, plus mephedrone.

by Anonymousreply 105August 21, 2023 6:10 AM

I guess we all know now what Helen Mirren looks like without all of the Hollywood “magic” making her a great beauty…..

by Anonymousreply 106August 21, 2023 6:29 AM

Danniella’s also sunk to full-on whoring in the last five years - and the not in the self-empowering ‘sex work is work’ spirit of modern times, but the more desperate, gummy-blowjobs-for-a-fiver style people desperate for a fix are sometimes reduced to. There have been reliable reports of her doing it on the streets of Liverpool and Spain and also by arranging ‘dinner dates’ through her OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 107August 21, 2023 4:10 PM

Where does that leave me?

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by Anonymousreply 108August 21, 2023 5:16 PM

R108 So sad. She might not have had range but she could still play hard, scheming bitch convincingly. She looked attractive in a sleazy, low-rent way. Her new nose was holding up (despite the ‘14 years clean’ stuff being absolute bollocks - at most, she may have been a bit more restrained in her consumption). She reappears on the soap six years later, unable to breathe through her nose (which by then had had to be rebuilt again) and looking more like Pat Butcher. And now, she’s absolutely circling the drain.

by Anonymousreply 109August 21, 2023 7:01 PM

And there’s a new hole now - one that’s opened up in her head.

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by Anonymousreply 110August 21, 2023 7:36 PM

A regulah Barbara Payton, r107!

by Anonymousreply 111August 21, 2023 7:45 PM

[quote] She looked attractive in a sleazy, low-rent way.

"Class? .. Class? .. You peroxide chav."

"Who you callin' a chav? .. You're an ugly ginger mug, luv!"

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by Anonymousreply 112August 21, 2023 8:41 PM

Welp, now I am officially obsessed with Eastenders. Thanks, everybody!

by Anonymousreply 113August 21, 2023 8:45 PM

“Biancaah. She gone mad! She’s got a screw loose!”

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by Anonymousreply 114August 21, 2023 8:53 PM

How many years has she been in the DL death pool?

by Anonymousreply 115August 21, 2023 10:27 PM

It’s well known that she works with agencies like Backgrid, setting up these “papped” images of her “exercising” so she can have money for fixes.

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by Anonymousreply 116August 22, 2023 6:37 AM

She should hide her ugly face in shame. How does she (and Tori Spelling) have the nerve to show their ugliness in public? Drugs! I bet Tori is on something too! What about Sam Smith?

by Anonymousreply 117August 22, 2023 8:27 AM

Danniella’s got to keep this merry-go-round going so that she gets drug money. So expect more: “Danniella exercises on the beach after her latest reconstructive surgery” pictorials, where she looks exactly the same or worse. When that dries up, she goes whoring or sells more hole-fingering videos.

by Anonymousreply 118August 22, 2023 10:09 AM

Here's Kim Medcalf, the actress who "shares" the role of Sam Mitchell on EastEnders with Danniella (Sam is now essentially a recurring character, played by whichever of the two actresses is available at the time). We're meant to pretend these two are the same person. Even for a show that occasionally brings characters back from the dead, this is stretching it.

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by Anonymousreply 119August 22, 2023 12:31 PM

Sensible Kim appears to have a stable life and also to have looked after herself. I imagine she’s easier to work with.

by Anonymousreply 120August 22, 2023 2:03 PM

And where Danniella’s essentially playing herself, Kim’s quite middle class and has to actually step outside herself to perform the tarty, conniving piece that is Sam Mitchell.

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by Anonymousreply 121August 22, 2023 2:10 PM

There's nearly four decades of material for you to work your way through, R113. Have fun!

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by Anonymousreply 122August 22, 2023 7:11 PM

Last year, Westbrook's 25-year old son, Kai, announced he was starting an Only Fans page as well. He uses the name "Jordan Powers" there -- @iamjordanpowers. I think he usually tries to work as a D.J.

Wow .. You can see what Danniella looked like when she was young.

Could eat a bacon butty, though

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by Anonymousreply 123August 22, 2023 8:16 PM

Happy days! Kai and his sister may soon be getting another sibling because Danniella’s planning to adopt when her boyfriend gets out of prison from his drug-dealing sentence.

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by Anonymousreply 124August 23, 2023 10:57 AM

Why can't they fix her fucking face? It's been deformed for a hell of a long time now.

by Anonymousreply 125August 23, 2023 12:19 PM

That would be a Sisyphean task. No sooner would her face be reconstructed than she'd be snorting holes in it all over again. I feel sorry for her.

by Anonymousreply 126August 23, 2023 12:23 PM

Remember when her and this other freak of nature were together kissing for the tabloid press...

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by Anonymousreply 127August 23, 2023 1:42 PM

Interesting how the years have also coarsened her demeanour, poor thing. She came across as reasonably amenable in teenage interviews but by 2016, and her appearance on In Therapy, she was so aggressive. The therapist picked her up on timekeeping and it was Bam! “You muggin’ me off, you cunt? Who the fack d’you fink you are, you middle class bitch”. And it’s a push for Danniella to play the working class card given her fee-paying education in Marylebone (or wherever Sylvia Young’s was in those days).

by Anonymousreply 128August 23, 2023 1:51 PM

She's a sket

by Anonymousreply 129August 23, 2023 1:55 PM

She looks like a pug in R127.

by Anonymousreply 130August 23, 2023 2:25 PM

She reminds me a little of Ellen Barkin.

by Anonymousreply 131August 23, 2023 3:25 PM

She reminds me more of a dog barking

by Anonymousreply 132August 23, 2023 5:17 PM

[quote]Fingering herself? Who would watch that?

You guys are forgetting something: since now all her orifices communicate she's the only creator on OF that can flick her bean going through the nose. I guess there is a niche market for everything.

by Anonymousreply 133August 23, 2023 6:48 PM

So sad. Her 2010s comeback was so convincing, so plausible. You could even see traces of the early 90s Danniella coming back to the surface.

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by Anonymousreply 134August 23, 2023 7:31 PM

First appearance. She was cute. Look at Ricky.

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by Anonymousreply 135August 23, 2023 8:14 PM
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by Anonymousreply 136August 23, 2023 8:14 PM

I wonder whether, if she could demonstrate long-term abstinence, the NHS would be able to put her face back together.

by Anonymousreply 137August 24, 2023 6:27 AM

The era when she had to be filmed from very specific angles to avoid showing the one big nostril. I can’t begin to think what that must have been like for the crew and other actors.

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by Anonymousreply 138August 24, 2023 6:39 AM

She’s giving me Barbara Bush vibes in OP’s photo. If Barbara Bush had been a worn out whore……

by Anonymousreply 139August 24, 2023 8:24 AM

Everybody looks bad in direct sunlight. In indoor pics, she looks alright.

by Anonymousreply 140August 24, 2023 9:07 AM

R127 the “human Ken doll” has now has his cock removed, making him even closer to Ken. But possibly if less use to Danniella.

by Anonymousreply 141August 24, 2023 9:23 AM

At the more soft-core end of Danniella’s OnlyFans material (she also offers a “wank-bank” special discounted photo-set), is this delightful beach scene…

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by Anonymousreply 142August 24, 2023 4:34 PM

But perhaps you prefer Danniella in sporty-action mode? In which case, she’s got you covered

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by Anonymousreply 143August 24, 2023 4:35 PM

OMG, r142, r143, I'm fucking dying here! Who helps her produce this stuff?

by Anonymousreply 144August 25, 2023 1:46 AM

She’s also been spotted trying on wedding dresses for when her boyfriend, currently behind bars for drugs offences, is released. And what else could it possibly be but fresh, virginal white for the special day? Our bride to be looks wholesome and unsullied in her gorgeous dress.

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by Anonymousreply 145August 25, 2023 6:03 AM

This was a sad juncture around 2000, not long after nosegate broke in the tabloids. Several months pregnant with her second baby. Going on TV to talk sobriety. It later turned out she’s been on the sniff all day prior to the interview (hardly surprising when you look at his awkward, jerky disposition). This was her 11g a day period (later changed to a more palatable 5g a day when speaking to the press).

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by Anonymousreply 146August 25, 2023 11:41 AM

Ugh: *her* awkward, jerky disposition.

by Anonymousreply 147August 25, 2023 11:43 AM

Depressing to hear her reference “Beachy Colclough”. A dreadful, celeb-obsessed fraud of a man who somehow scraped the qualifications together to set himself up as recovery therapist to the stars. Before being struck off for putting his sticky mitts all over female clients.

by Anonymousreply 148August 25, 2023 11:55 AM

Dermot O'Leary, in the background in that interview, had swagger!

by Anonymousreply 149August 25, 2023 11:58 AM

R149 Was he trying to get into Danniella’s pantaloons?

by Anonymousreply 150August 25, 2023 1:04 PM

She certainly couldn't keep her tits contained in that appearance.

by Anonymousreply 151August 25, 2023 6:23 PM

Maybe she appeals to 80-year old men with bad vision.

by Anonymousreply 152August 25, 2023 6:44 PM

Danniella fans are in for a treat this weekend as she unveils her saucy, American-rustic look on OnlyFans. Hours of masturbatory fantasies guaranteed.

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by Anonymousreply 153August 27, 2023 2:28 PM

I wish she could be persuaded to take recovery seriously but here she is parading about in a King Of Coke T-shirt

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by Anonymousreply 154September 1, 2023 9:16 PM

And another one…

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by Anonymousreply 155September 1, 2023 9:17 PM

^ Clearly had to sell her last pair of trousers to fund her coke habit. So sad.

by Anonymousreply 156September 1, 2023 9:27 PM

No, R53. Daniella was once a natural beauty and a reasonably good actress. Erika has always been a dog-faced beast with the personality and talent of a turd.

Gosh, R145, R153 and R156, you are brutally cruel but oh, SO FUNNY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 157September 1, 2023 10:09 PM

She sho’ is ugleee!

by Anonymousreply 158September 1, 2023 10:25 PM

Her face looks like one of those blob fish. Has she no teeth now as well?

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by Anonymousreply 159September 1, 2023 10:31 PM

Paging John Waters!

by Anonymousreply 160September 1, 2023 10:44 PM

Her swollen paunch at r153 — that’s hot!

by Anonymousreply 161September 1, 2023 11:13 PM

[quote]Could eat a bacon butty, though

What’s what? Strips of American bacon stuck, still sizzling, into a rectum, then devoured?

by Anonymousreply 162September 1, 2023 11:14 PM

She’s to be congratulated. She reminds me of that fellow trying to turn himself into a lizard.

Except her goal has been to turn herself into an American Trump supporter. And she’s almost there.

by Anonymousreply 163September 1, 2023 11:16 PM

That's fucking harrowing. Someone give her the recipe for crack so she can smoke her drugs instead

by Anonymousreply 164September 1, 2023 11:39 PM

She should hire someone to blow the drugs up her bum

by Anonymousreply 165September 1, 2023 11:53 PM

R159 - she had expensive dental implants and ignored all the aftercare (eg no smoking). She even rubbed coke into her gums when the implants were new. The whole lot came out and now she uses dentures, like an 80-year-old from the 1970s.

by Anonymousreply 166September 3, 2023 1:25 AM

If she's dumb enough to ask 40K for her old implants, then she's probably available for the night, too.

Not that she'd get any takers.

by Anonymousreply 167September 3, 2023 3:08 AM

R167 Never underestimate the grossness of straight men - some of whom would not think twice about having the opportunity to exploit a former TV star fallen on hard times. They’d love to boast about shagging the drug-addicted actress with the collapsed face.

by Anonymousreply 168September 3, 2023 11:51 AM

You're right, r168. They'll stick their dick into anything, tell their mates how gross she was, but hey, they fucked her anyway!

by Anonymousreply 169September 3, 2023 11:57 AM

There is almost nothing straight men won’t fuck

by Anonymousreply 170September 3, 2023 8:53 PM

Here’s “cute young cowgirl got the horn” from Danni’s OnlyFans

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by Anonymousreply 171September 4, 2023 9:08 PM

She actually resembles some form of bulldog

by Anonymousreply 172September 4, 2023 11:04 PM

Danniella’s getting her tits out Spain to the delight of the local menfolk…

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by Anonymousreply 173September 12, 2023 12:48 AM

A coy, demure pose for the OnlyFans crowd

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by Anonymousreply 174September 12, 2023 12:51 AM

And then coming over all bonny and winsome in the kitchen…

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by Anonymousreply 175September 12, 2023 12:52 AM

Winsome LOL

That one of her on all fours makes her look even more like a mutt.

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by Anonymousreply 177September 12, 2023 2:06 AM

She makes enough on onlyfans to be on vacation all the time?

by Anonymousreply 178September 12, 2023 5:06 AM

Who exactly pays for an OnlyFans of some poor desiccated creature like this?

by Anonymousreply 179September 12, 2023 5:11 AM

Does she still do coke? I remember back in my coke days meeting a few crack smokers. They all claimed they started smoking crack because snorting fucked their noses up. I was stuffed for months, my nostrils were chapped, I was constantly blowing my nose and it was always bloody. It took probably two months for my nose to recover. You have to do a lot of cocaine for a long time to get to the point where your nose collapses. The money she spent on it must be atleast several million. Atleast. I would say atleast 10 million if not more.

by Anonymousreply 180September 12, 2023 5:18 AM

Yes, she’s almost always still using. She makes what I think is the mistake of always announcing her return to NA/AA on social media and making grand statements about the Steps and her humility etc.

by Anonymousreply 181September 12, 2023 7:08 AM

OMG! She's hideous. I hate it when this thread pops up the top of DL. Gives me chills and nightmares.

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by Anonymousreply 183September 12, 2023 10:56 AM

We would say bush pig R183. Same thing.

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by Anonymousreply 185September 13, 2023 5:51 AM

Apparently she's rebuilt her relationship with her son, although she's now estranged from her daughter. Maybe the laws of the cosmos only allow her to be in contact with one of her children at a time.

by Anonymousreply 186September 13, 2023 11:57 PM

She was snorting truckloads of coke through pregnancy and even childbirth (she’s talked of staggering to loo between contractions to have another line) and it was also the first thing she did after the babies arrived.

by Anonymousreply 187September 15, 2023 12:21 AM

[quote]Maybe the laws of the cosmos only allow her to be in contact with one of her children at a time.

She has also only has one nostril at a given time.

by Anonymousreply 188September 15, 2023 12:24 AM

You can’t keep a good woman down! Danniella’s getting those world-beating baps out again for the papers as she splashes around in her customarily becoming manner. One shot the false teeth are in, the next she’s whipped ‘em out for a gummy grin.

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by Anonymousreply 189September 15, 2023 12:25 AM

Apologies for my error in R188. I'm staying up too late.

[quote]the next she’s whipped ‘em out for a gummy grin.

And it's genuinely horrifying. Poor cow.

by Anonymousreply 190September 15, 2023 12:31 AM

Horrifying! It's a great pity she doesn't wear the hair scarf over her entire face R189.

by Anonymousreply 191September 15, 2023 2:54 AM

My high school PSE teacher actually taught us about Danniella's nose to warn us about the dangers of drugs. Those were the days.

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by Anonymousreply 193September 15, 2023 2:48 PM

That photo of her without teeth at r189!

Is she trying to promote blowjob services?

by Anonymousreply 194September 15, 2023 11:12 PM

R194 There’s a significant market among gross straight men for a ‘gummy blow job’. There’s no risk of a tooth accidentally irritating the shaft - to them, it’s the gold standard of blow jobs.

by Anonymousreply 195September 16, 2023 6:38 PM

Russell Brand violated me..for £5.50

by Anonymousreply 196September 16, 2023 10:09 PM

Same as my post about The Rolling Stones: took the potion, ignored the warning, ended up looking like the stars of at the end of Death Becomes Her.

by Anonymousreply 197September 17, 2023 5:56 AM

Oh dear. Danniella’s latest brainwave - working in a pub. Not really a sensible option when you’re trying to recommit to recovery.

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by Anonymousreply 198September 20, 2023 1:50 PM

Especially in Ibiza, r198. A pub there would be teeming with dealers and users.

by Anonymousreply 199September 20, 2023 11:58 PM

It’s as if she thinks: “better keep myself around people who’ll have a good connection, in case I want a relapse. This time, I’ll be sensible and moderate about it”

by Anonymousreply 200September 21, 2023 5:51 AM

Danniella’s announced that she’s Team Russell; her can’t be a rapist because he was nice to her (I imagine they crossed paths in London NA)

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by Anonymousreply 201September 21, 2023 1:21 PM

God, she gets around… She’s crossed the Atlantic and is currently wowing the public in New York and the Hamptons, where her coy, peek-a-boo nipple coverings are going down a storm with the locals.

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by Anonymousreply 202September 22, 2023 2:39 PM

What I love most about this thread is that the title is written in the style of a tabloid headline.

by Anonymousreply 203September 22, 2023 3:57 PM

She keeps the body in reasonable working order at 50 even if the face can’t measure up. I suppose the appetite suppressing qualities of coke have something to recommend them.

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