Cruel headline for DL fave Danniella Westbrook

The good news is that she’s having the last laugh, soaking up the sun with a tray of Krispy Kremes on her tummy.

No idea who she is and then googled … She is 49.??!!

Yes, she had some years of hard living which caught up with her but is turning back the clock with surgery.

What's wrong with her face?

She wonders why EastEnders didn't invite her back to play Sam Mitchell?

R4 Decades of chronic coke use - first it was necrosis of the nose, then the cheekbones and jaw began crumbling. And, when her face was not ready for it, expensive dental implants that made the whole face begin to cave in. God knows why she has so much elective surgery on top of that catalogue of disaster.

She looks great for 74!

Why are her lips like that?

Whoa!

R8 I think that might partly be the effect of the latest part to start crumbling - her palate. It’s resulting in her nose and mouth moving closer and closer together

Just like the woman who covered her face in tattoos I feel sorry for Westbrook. People need to tell her no, they won't take her money.

She was a decent young actress when she started in Eastenders but was a tabloid "wild child" and was used and spat out.

And then all the reality shows offered her work when she was desperate for cash so they could humiliate her.

Even on her worst days, Marilyn never looked as bad as this hagged out freakazoid.

R11 It is heartbreaking. I feel sorry for her too. It is so hard to see how she can ever get herself straight and on an even keel.

Happier times with Timothy Spall

She looks like Sharon Osbourne’s retarded older sister.

I know exactly who she is because I watched Eastenders in her prime. Fresh faced all natural beauty in her youth.

These British reality stars have bargain work done over in Turkey, with varied results. Botched.

That’s a HAAARRRD 49.

A surgeon with skill can perform this procedure with minimal scarring. An incision can be made in the belly button or armpit to insert the prosthetic device.

Why bother? Why not purchase chicken cutlets and a pushup bra?

That photo evokes Ange Lansbury unearthed.

She's still using and that is why she looks like this

I'm seriously shocked. This woman's face collapsed cuz of...drug use? She was using 5 grams of coke every day? HOW? HOW??

I've used coke in the past - that's a SHIT load of cocaine.

She's built up a tolerance, began using at aged 14

She ought to date Artie Lange

Wait. Is that her resting face?! Not at all familiar with her. I thought she was making a face for the camera.

r25 look at the pics in The Sun article. Her septum is gone. Its horrifying.

Tara Palmer Tomkinson is another one who claimed to be years clean but was then given away by a nose that started collapsing

Not quite Danniella level, because there was more family money, but pretty deformed at the end, with collapsed nostrils despite umpteen surgical interventions (which kept having to be re-done because ‘years clean’ Tara had never actually stopped using).

Holy fuck! I have never heard of her but after seeing her picture - if I wasn't already gay - I would be now. Very gay.

Didn’t Yasmine Bleeth also have nose collapse and subsequent reupholstery? I know no one’s going to oust Danniella from the throne in this regard, but she’s another contender.

There was a cuteness about Danniella even here, when the 5g-a-day habit was well under way. She was sacked not long after.

Hasn't Trey Parker's nose collapsed due to coke use?

She was in a car crash in 1998 and was left with facial injuries. That will be a factor, although obviously the coke use is another.

I remember her appearance on I'm a Celebrity in the early 2000s. She told a story about how she saw a man in the car opposite her, and she told her agent she was sure she recognised him from somewhere, and he said, "Danniella, that's your ex-husband."

I have my winning entry for next year’s World’s Ugliest Dog Contest.

They just about managed to put Danniella back with cosmetics and glue for her 2009 comeback (her third ‘second chance’ on Eastender) though I imagine this fight scene had to be choreographed carefully to avoid even light pressure being brought to bear on her poor nose (by now looking terribly flat in profile)

But by 2016, the next and thus far last comeback, it’s all over - she’s 42 but looks 55, and can’t breathe through her nose

OMG! This thread and therefore that beast's face just filled my browser as I refreshed the main page.

This is visual abuse! It's like a terrifying fright mask.

No one can be beautiful forever. Not even Sophia Loren. If I were straight, I’d still rather have 2023 Danniella on my arm than Ann Widdecombe at any age.

OMG! This thread popped up again and gave me a another fright! I have to block this thread. That poor woman is Medusa! I feel sad for her but also scared. It's very sad. This must have been the same thing that happened to Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson.

OMG! She shouldn't be allowed out in public without a brown paper bag on her head.

But the tits are looking perky and play-ready

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She'd make a great on-stage Cruella Deville!

^de Vil.

Eating Krispy Kreme donuts doggie style in a bikini, how decadent!

She’s also done some shots for the tabloids where she’s balancing a Krispy Kreme on one tit, so her plucky sense of humour hasn’t deserted her yet.

Another pap shoot

She’s working her seventh tit job for all its worth. I hope the Sun paid for that selection box of Krispy Kremes though I wince at the thought of Danniella’s poor old gums trying to work through all 12.

5 grams a day takes the septum away!

I think Danniella’s got one last triumphant comeback in her and look forward to seeing her do a six-month stint in ‘Enders (which I haven’t watched since around 2000 - but I’d be prepared to tune in again) in 2035.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Glad I left it behind in the 80s.

Today’s Danniella naughtiness - stealing petrol.

Erika Jayne without her glam squad.

R51 Me, too. Left it behind around 2004. Three years of it were enough to bring my life crashing down. And I never want to feel that paranoid again.

Look at this trashy freak!

R55 She has to keep ploughing this furrow because I think it’s her only income stream - getting herself in the tabloids and working with the paps.

It looks like Sloth from the Goonies got a sex change from an English plastic surgeon.

I dunno, I kinda dig the punk rock granny look.

How does she afford to have these "cosmetic" procedures, or is she doing them herself

Danniella can always rustle up a penny when needs must

R59, Daniella receives only the very best plastic surgery money can buy in Bangladesh.

From a review of the autobiography, Danniella looks at the positive side of having one big nostril

“In fact, as Westbrook admits in her glaringly candid autobiography, there were even moments when she saw the benefits of the damage. 'Now, you see, I could get even more coke up my nose when I took a line and, as degrading as that might sound, that was how my mind worked. I no longer cared how I looked, I just cared about being high.'”

I imagine this is what Anderson Cooper looks like after a three day gang bang on Fire Island- so I’ve been told by most of the New York City Gay Mens Chorus.

Looks like the surgeon removed her mouth, turned it upside down, and put it back on.

I bet she makes kids cry in restaurants.

She should have held on to the rich hubby - she put about 15 years into that marriage. You might as well die with someone once you’ve given them that amount of time.

Her face died R66.

Eat your heart out, or in this case, snort your nose off!

It’s come to something when this juncture (fucking dealers on the beach in Magaluf) now looks like a happier time.

You know, at my worst, I was snorting 2.5 grams some days. That was literally snorting every 20 minutes or so. They were, for the most part, full weight grams. However, a "gram" is really .7 or, in her case, maybe .6. I doubt it was 5 grams at the full weight, dealers never give full weight. In any case, very sad story. It's a wonder that she waw able to stay off of it.

Is there fentanyl in UK coke?

What was in the coke that destroyed her face?

And my God, what does she see in the mirror that she would pose for ANY photos right now? She needs the money but must still be on something.

I cannot see her way back from the current low; setting up ridiculous stories for the tabloids and fingering herself on OnlyFans.

This classic vid was my introduction to Daniella - a must-see for all DLers

I love it, R75! My sister and I still say "dead wiv cansah".

R74, she's on OnlyFans? Who would pay for THAT?

R77 Yes, she does bespoke minge-fingerings on OnlyFans and is also selling her last tit implants for £40,000

Wow, r77! But seriously, wtf would watch that? What sub-class of humanity?

£40K for her old tits? She needs rehab, fast.

Today’s Danniella naughtiness (a few days late): carefree Danniella’s living it up with Gary Linekar’s drug-loving brother, Wayne, in Ibiza. That should do wonders for her recovery.

Looks to be what Rodney Dangerfield called a "two-bagger.'

R81 and by now, a nose that’s been fighting necrosis for over two decades will smell like an open sewer

I read one article that repeated her claim that botched plastic surgery caused osteoporosis to develop in her jaw, but other articles say it was the coke or something mixed in with it.

Why the hell can't they fix her face? Is it really necrotic?

Marilyn looks a little bit like her in this picture.

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The word "westbrooking" is now synonymous with "hoovering."

[quote]Is there fentanyl in UK coke?

I don't think so.

No but there's real sugar not that high fructose corn shit

R85 That’s supposed to be for the republicans so they don’t have to use vaccines.

Danniella’s last chance to come back from the brink was 2016. She’d relapsed, become homeless, the nose went again, the dreaded hole opened up. Then 2016: free reconstructive surgery, dental implants and £200,000 from a reality show, plus a short stint in Eastenders. Lo and behold, all that good fortune went up her nose, and she rubbed cocaine in her gums just as the implants were bedding in. Now it’s a mouthful of horrendous dentures, sinkhole at the centre of her face gradually pulling her features into it, and a desperate OnlyFans account.

Too far gone

This reel designed to drum up some trade/clients is desperate, including that flash of the dentures at the end.

Crikey! Sad last days! Her head is beginning to look like one of those shrunken heads from a South American tribe.

Who did that to her mouth?

She looks like one of those poor kids from a third world country whose photo they use to get donations for Operation Smile to go fix cleft lips and palates. Maybe they could help.

R94 she already had free cosmetic surgery to set her right.

She must be psychotic at r92, plus the people who helped her create it: "oh yeah, this is really going to work?"

Hope they didn't give their services for free in hope of a cut of her future earnings.

Wow, r90. As posted somewhere above, she is too far gone.

The fingering videos (presumably for private OF client but then leaked) really are sad; because Danniella doesn’t always have a filming location, she books a sun-bed and then uses her phone while under the tanning lamps.

Not one of her better looks

OMG! Every time this thread pops up at the top I die a little inside when I see her that horrific pic of this fright monster...

R99 You could remember her in happier times…

R98 HOT

How do we know it was cocaine and not meth which caused this? Her skin doesn't have sores, but it's very bad (wrinkles).

Is it likely the collapse of her face will be complete soon?

Let’s be alert about this.

Smart but not alert

R102 I certainly think at this stage there’s nothing she turns down, so crack could well be in the picture and maybe meth too, plus mephedrone.

I guess we all know now what Helen Mirren looks like without all of the Hollywood “magic” making her a great beauty…..

Danniella’s also sunk to full-on whoring in the last five years - and the not in the self-empowering ‘sex work is work’ spirit of modern times, but the more desperate, gummy-blowjobs-for-a-fiver style people desperate for a fix are sometimes reduced to. There have been reliable reports of her doing it on the streets of Liverpool and Spain and also by arranging ‘dinner dates’ through her OnlyFans.

Where does that leave me?

R108 So sad. She might not have had range but she could still play hard, scheming bitch convincingly. She looked attractive in a sleazy, low-rent way. Her new nose was holding up (despite the ‘14 years clean’ stuff being absolute bollocks - at most, she may have been a bit more restrained in her consumption). She reappears on the soap six years later, unable to breathe through her nose (which by then had had to be rebuilt again) and looking more like Pat Butcher. And now, she’s absolutely circling the drain.

And there’s a new hole now - one that’s opened up in her head.

A regulah Barbara Payton, r107!

[quote] She looked attractive in a sleazy, low-rent way.

"Class? .. Class? .. You peroxide chav."

"Who you callin' a chav? .. You're an ugly ginger mug, luv!"

Welp, now I am officially obsessed with Eastenders. Thanks, everybody!

“Biancaah. She gone mad! She’s got a screw loose!”

How many years has she been in the DL death pool?

It’s well known that she works with agencies like Backgrid, setting up these “papped” images of her “exercising” so she can have money for fixes.

She should hide her ugly face in shame. How does she (and Tori Spelling) have the nerve to show their ugliness in public? Drugs! I bet Tori is on something too! What about Sam Smith?

Danniella’s got to keep this merry-go-round going so that she gets drug money. So expect more: “Danniella exercises on the beach after her latest reconstructive surgery” pictorials, where she looks exactly the same or worse. When that dries up, she goes whoring or sells more hole-fingering videos.

Here's Kim Medcalf, the actress who "shares" the role of Sam Mitchell on EastEnders with Danniella (Sam is now essentially a recurring character, played by whichever of the two actresses is available at the time). We're meant to pretend these two are the same person. Even for a show that occasionally brings characters back from the dead, this is stretching it.

Sensible Kim appears to have a stable life and also to have looked after herself. I imagine she’s easier to work with.

And where Danniella’s essentially playing herself, Kim’s quite middle class and has to actually step outside herself to perform the tarty, conniving piece that is Sam Mitchell.

There's nearly four decades of material for you to work your way through, R113. Have fun!

Last year, Westbrook's 25-year old son, Kai, announced he was starting an Only Fans page as well. He uses the name "Jordan Powers" there -- @iamjordanpowers. I think he usually tries to work as a D.J.

Wow .. You can see what Danniella looked like when she was young.

Could eat a bacon butty, though

Happy days! Kai and his sister may soon be getting another sibling because Danniella’s planning to adopt when her boyfriend gets out of prison from his drug-dealing sentence.

Why can't they fix her fucking face? It's been deformed for a hell of a long time now.

That would be a Sisyphean task. No sooner would her face be reconstructed than she'd be snorting holes in it all over again. I feel sorry for her.

Remember when her and this other freak of nature were together kissing for the tabloid press...

Interesting how the years have also coarsened her demeanour, poor thing. She came across as reasonably amenable in teenage interviews but by 2016, and her appearance on In Therapy, she was so aggressive. The therapist picked her up on timekeeping and it was Bam! “You muggin’ me off, you cunt? Who the fack d’you fink you are, you middle class bitch”. And it’s a push for Danniella to play the working class card given her fee-paying education in Marylebone (or wherever Sylvia Young’s was in those days).

She's a sket

She looks like a pug in R127.

She reminds me a little of Ellen Barkin.

She reminds me more of a dog barking

[quote]Fingering herself? Who would watch that?

You guys are forgetting something: since now all her orifices communicate she's the only creator on OF that can flick her bean going through the nose. I guess there is a niche market for everything.

So sad. Her 2010s comeback was so convincing, so plausible. You could even see traces of the early 90s Danniella coming back to the surface.

First appearance. She was cute. Look at Ricky.

I wonder whether, if she could demonstrate long-term abstinence, the NHS would be able to put her face back together.

The era when she had to be filmed from very specific angles to avoid showing the one big nostril. I can’t begin to think what that must have been like for the crew and other actors.

She’s giving me Barbara Bush vibes in OP’s photo. If Barbara Bush had been a worn out whore……

Everybody looks bad in direct sunlight. In indoor pics, she looks alright.

R127 the “human Ken doll” has now has his cock removed, making him even closer to Ken. But possibly if less use to Danniella.

At the more soft-core end of Danniella’s OnlyFans material (she also offers a “wank-bank” special discounted photo-set), is this delightful beach scene…

But perhaps you prefer Danniella in sporty-action mode? In which case, she’s got you covered

OMG, r142, r143, I'm fucking dying here! Who helps her produce this stuff?

She’s also been spotted trying on wedding dresses for when her boyfriend, currently behind bars for drugs offences, is released. And what else could it possibly be but fresh, virginal white for the special day? Our bride to be looks wholesome and unsullied in her gorgeous dress.

This was a sad juncture around 2000, not long after nosegate broke in the tabloids. Several months pregnant with her second baby. Going on TV to talk sobriety. It later turned out she’s been on the sniff all day prior to the interview (hardly surprising when you look at his awkward, jerky disposition). This was her 11g a day period (later changed to a more palatable 5g a day when speaking to the press).

Ugh: *her* awkward, jerky disposition.

Depressing to hear her reference “Beachy Colclough”. A dreadful, celeb-obsessed fraud of a man who somehow scraped the qualifications together to set himself up as recovery therapist to the stars. Before being struck off for putting his sticky mitts all over female clients.

Dermot O'Leary, in the background in that interview, had swagger!

R149 Was he trying to get into Danniella’s pantaloons?

She certainly couldn't keep her tits contained in that appearance.

Maybe she appeals to 80-year old men with bad vision.

Danniella fans are in for a treat this weekend as she unveils her saucy, American-rustic look on OnlyFans. Hours of masturbatory fantasies guaranteed.

I wish she could be persuaded to take recovery seriously but here she is parading about in a King Of Coke T-shirt

And another one…

^ Clearly had to sell her last pair of trousers to fund her coke habit. So sad.

No, R53. Daniella was once a natural beauty and a reasonably good actress. Erika has always been a dog-faced beast with the personality and talent of a turd.

Gosh, R145, R153 and R156, you are brutally cruel but oh, SO FUNNY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She sho’ is ugleee!

Her face looks like one of those blob fish. Has she no teeth now as well?

Paging John Waters!

Her swollen paunch at r153 — that’s hot!

[quote]Could eat a bacon butty, though

What’s what? Strips of American bacon stuck, still sizzling, into a rectum, then devoured?

She’s to be congratulated. She reminds me of that fellow trying to turn himself into a lizard.

Except her goal has been to turn herself into an American Trump supporter. And she’s almost there.

That's fucking harrowing. Someone give her the recipe for crack so she can smoke her drugs instead

She should hire someone to blow the drugs up her bum

R159 - she had expensive dental implants and ignored all the aftercare (eg no smoking). She even rubbed coke into her gums when the implants were new. The whole lot came out and now she uses dentures, like an 80-year-old from the 1970s.

If she's dumb enough to ask 40K for her old implants, then she's probably available for the night, too.

Not that she'd get any takers.

R167 Never underestimate the grossness of straight men - some of whom would not think twice about having the opportunity to exploit a former TV star fallen on hard times. They’d love to boast about shagging the drug-addicted actress with the collapsed face.

You're right, r168. They'll stick their dick into anything, tell their mates how gross she was, but hey, they fucked her anyway!

There is almost nothing straight men won’t fuck

Here’s “cute young cowgirl got the horn” from Danni’s OnlyFans

She actually resembles some form of bulldog

Danniella’s getting her tits out Spain to the delight of the local menfolk…

A coy, demure pose for the OnlyFans crowd

And then coming over all bonny and winsome in the kitchen…

Winsome LOL

That one of her on all fours makes her look even more like a mutt.

Who?

She makes enough on onlyfans to be on vacation all the time?

Who exactly pays for an OnlyFans of some poor desiccated creature like this?

Does she still do coke? I remember back in my coke days meeting a few crack smokers. They all claimed they started smoking crack because snorting fucked their noses up. I was stuffed for months, my nostrils were chapped, I was constantly blowing my nose and it was always bloody. It took probably two months for my nose to recover. You have to do a lot of cocaine for a long time to get to the point where your nose collapses. The money she spent on it must be atleast several million. Atleast. I would say atleast 10 million if not more.

Yes, she’s almost always still using. She makes what I think is the mistake of always announcing her return to NA/AA on social media and making grand statements about the Steps and her humility etc.

OMG! She's hideous. I hate it when this thread pops up the top of DL. Gives me chills and nightmares.

Munter

We would say bush pig R183. Same thing.

DD has CUT HER OFF.

Apparently she's rebuilt her relationship with her son, although she's now estranged from her daughter. Maybe the laws of the cosmos only allow her to be in contact with one of her children at a time.

She was snorting truckloads of coke through pregnancy and even childbirth (she’s talked of staggering to loo between contractions to have another line) and it was also the first thing she did after the babies arrived.

[quote]Maybe the laws of the cosmos only allow her to be in contact with one of her children at a time.

She has also only has one nostril at a given time.

You can’t keep a good woman down! Danniella’s getting those world-beating baps out again for the papers as she splashes around in her customarily becoming manner. One shot the false teeth are in, the next she’s whipped ‘em out for a gummy grin.

Apologies for my error in R188. I'm staying up too late.

[quote]the next she’s whipped ‘em out for a gummy grin.

And it's genuinely horrifying. Poor cow.

Horrifying! It's a great pity she doesn't wear the hair scarf over her entire face R189.

My high school PSE teacher actually taught us about Danniella's nose to warn us about the dangers of drugs. Those were the days.

Gah!

That photo of her without teeth at r189!

Is she trying to promote blowjob services?

R194 There’s a significant market among gross straight men for a ‘gummy blow job’. There’s no risk of a tooth accidentally irritating the shaft - to them, it’s the gold standard of blow jobs.

Russell Brand violated me..for £5.50

Same as my post about The Rolling Stones: took the potion, ignored the warning, ended up looking like the stars of at the end of Death Becomes Her.

Oh dear. Danniella’s latest brainwave - working in a pub. Not really a sensible option when you’re trying to recommit to recovery.

Especially in Ibiza, r198. A pub there would be teeming with dealers and users.

It’s as if she thinks: “better keep myself around people who’ll have a good connection, in case I want a relapse. This time, I’ll be sensible and moderate about it”

Danniella’s announced that she’s Team Russell; her can’t be a rapist because he was nice to her (I imagine they crossed paths in London NA)

God, she gets around… She’s crossed the Atlantic and is currently wowing the public in New York and the Hamptons, where her coy, peek-a-boo nipple coverings are going down a storm with the locals.

What I love most about this thread is that the title is written in the style of a tabloid headline.

She keeps the body in reasonable working order at 50 even if the face can’t measure up. I suppose the appetite suppressing qualities of coke have something to recommend them.

Danniella claims that as a child, she was abused by Jimmy Savile (among others). I believe her. It's not surprising she's so troubled.

Better a has-been than a never-was OP.

It’s as if Elvis, Gloria from “Auntie Mame,” and Granny Clampett all had one big orgy and procreated!

I think she's tremendous.

[quote] The sinkhole at the centre of her face gradually pulling her features into it.

OMG, if the gravity of this mid-face blackhole is strong enough to pull her anus, she's going to end up looking like Trump!

Marilyn Mongolia

Wouldn't she be a good candidate for a face transplant? I've seen victims of pit bull maulings and chimp attacks whose faces were less scary.

The first face transplant patient was a French woman who lost her transplant and then her whole life because she wouldn't bother to quit smoking (cigarettes).

Danniella’s hitting the comeback trail with some new surgeries, including face and babylons