Who is your favorite Trump stooge?

I will bring my Diet Dr. Pepper to my arraignment.

Giuliani is the most repulsive. The necklessness, the dyed sweat rivulets, the homophobia, the tits obsession, the relentless public farting...

YOUR GIANT TITS BELONG TO ME!!!

Giuliani, for the Four Seasons Total Landscaping moment. It couldn't be topped by the funniest comedian in the world.

So far, my favorite is Brad Parscale for his forever entertaining, driveway arrest video!

The sobbing. Being half-dressed. Having just beaten his wife AND kids, thereby going out of his way to show what a piece of shit he is. The drunken resistance of arrest, necessitating in his being tackled by a couple of LEO. His sad attempt at a comeback, after getting bailed out.

The hilarity of it never gets old. It's going to be tough to top but I'm crossing my fingers that this batch of Repukkklicans won't let me down. Still -- thanks for the laughs, Parscale!

Bill Barr was the most destructive to democracy. He's on his redemption tour at the moment. he should be shunned.

Rudy is #1, followed by Barr.

I dunno that it's Powell - Giuliani is the head stooge in my opinion.

He is the gift which never stops giving. Insane scandal after insane scandal after insane scandal.

The Huckabeast -- half-woman, half-wildebeest. She'll be placed in a formaldehyde solution after death and she'll be studied for decades.

[quote]So far, my favorite is Brad Parscale for his forever entertaining, driveway arrest video!

WEHT Cleta “clit” Mitchell who tried to get the governor of Georgia to throw out the election results and imploding her career at a top DC law firm.

All worthy nominees. I tend to champion the lower level stooges. Lev and Igor, a dynamic duo who will live in infamy. I anticipate great comedy casting for these two in the future films of this insanity.

Marjorie Taylor Greene.

I enjoy Charlie Kirk and all his "alpha" postings about bro-ing out with other dudes while wishing for a child bride. I really want him to get his ass kicked in a glorious way.

Lauren "chase Jesus while you're husband chases you" Boebert who preaches all of her Bible quotes but is really a meth head, grandma whore at age 36.

R14 her whore-in-law is like 14

Stephen Miller, Trump's Goebbels. The repulsive irony of it. Wasn't he denounced by important Jewish groups?

Don't forget Omarosa and The Mooch!

Whoever spun the Bowling Green massacre. I think that was Kellyanne Conway.

l'embarras du richeese

oops L'embarras de richesses

Unbelievable that Boebert is a grandmother at 36! Fucking trash who says one thing and clearly does another. And she spends her life trying to enforce her beliefs on what other people can and can't do.

Her whole electorate must be filled with MAGA cult GOP voters who did it to "own the Libs".

R21 Those glasses are the real crime!

[quote] So far, my favorite is Brad Parscale for his forever entertaining, driveway arrest video!

You watch that video and then realize this douchebag was the campaign manager for the Republican nominee for president. And then you despair at how fucked up this country has become.

Roger Stone's early morning FBI raid was pretty hilarious.

It's a fucking joke R23. So are those glasses R22. All of them are insane grifters and they are so obvious about it.

R2 is a flawless comment.

I’m Betsy DeVos. I have visited public schools and I’ve driven past public schools.

Roger Stone, often compared to a Batman villain. In fact, he's more like a low-grade Dick Tracy goon. Call him Captain Ratfuck. He claims to have invented that word - in fact it was his mother, right after she fucked his father, an actual rat (thus Stone's rodentish forehead and tiny pointed teeth. Loves watching his hag wife get filled up by multiple BBC's while standing in the corner and fiddling at his winkie. Fucking repulsive.

Steve Bannon, distantly related to the Wicked Witch of the West (much to her embarrassment) and equally afraid of water. Wears multiple shirts to dampen down his own BO. Leaves a trail of clear slime wherever he goes. Was so intent on getting back into the Trump White House that Ivanka had to nail the catflap shut. Alas, she didn't think to block the first floor toilet.

Stephen Miller, dead-eyed refugee from a Phantasm sequel - one where his brains have already been shot out his ears by the killer sphere.

Laura Loomer, braying fuck-ugly gash and poster child for planned parenthood. She's taken to praying that DeSantis dies and goes to hell, which is pretty funny considering it would make them neighbors. Only person on the planet to ever go to a plastic surgeon and say "make my nose look more deformed."

THE BEST....IS YET...TO CUMMMMMMMMM!!!!

I hate them all. They all need to go away.

A quick check seems to indicate that R28 has only contributed that one post to DL. R28, why aren't you posting on every damn thread?

Kellyanne!

GENERAL Michael Flynn. The grifter disgraced his military service by lining up with the Stones, Manaforts, and other asswipes. Please tell me that at least he lost his military pension!

So many! How can you expect me to choose just one?

Favorite son Don, Jr. - he's got the genes.

And what about his appointees? That old guy with the slippers? The one who built a "special soundproof room" inside his office? The other one who headed up the Dept. of Education and knew nothing about education? There are so many...

Oh, oh, the guy who took over as Acting Attorney General with the big dick toilets and all his scammy weirdness?

Cast of a thousand stooges.

By only picking one, I feel like Meryl Streep in 'Sophie's Choice.'

R29 lap dancing you mean

R36 And let's not forget Ben Carson, the Secty of Housing and Urban Development; one of his first moves was to order a cocobolo desk for his office. Representative Katie Porter served him up on a platter; his ignorance of the cabinet position Trump gave him was gringe-worthy.

Susan Sarandon

R39, if I were not already happily married to a wonderful man I would lay my fortune at Katie Porter's feet and beg her to marry me.

I'm more than a little disappointed she won't have a shot at DiFi's senate seat. I know, she's just barely gotten to the House but I see her sticking around for many years to come and I'd like to see her in the US Senate sooner rather than later. Although she's doing one hell of a job in the House so... I'm torn,

Miss Lindsey

Let's not forget ol' Jeff Sessions! That vile, bigoted, Mexican border murderer was a Trump Stooge extraordinaire!

R43, that dumb Southerner? He was not mentally qualified to be attorney general! Mentally retarded! Mixed up and confused!

Hogan Gidley

^ Hogan Gidley wears a ratty Korean wiglet. Although he does have a rockin' bod, which is why paper bags were invented.

Are there dead ones?

R41 Congress creates the laws. I'd rather have Ms. Katie there than the Senate. Unless, of course, she becomes a SCOTUS justice!

Steve Bannon is #2, for me. He fell apart before our eyes.

Giuliani is #1. He's disgusting. He had a bad reputation before 9/11. He somehow managed to rehab his image after 9/11. Reputation spectacularly down the shitter, again.

Giuliani and the Kraken lady have an unhinged quality which I really enjoyed, but they both seem gripped with genuine, not-very-funny mental instability.

For total joyous career immolation for a man who was only ever going to despise him, it’s hard to beat obsequious, lying, de-spined Sean Spicer.

R49 Steve Bannon scares me. He rose from the depths of hell and still has a following. I don't think of him as a stooge, more like a suck-up user who created his own hellish world. He seemed too smart to actually fall under Trump's spell but used his access to further himself.

The pillow guy must be amongst the truly first-rate Trump cult victims, and there is a kind of frantic edge to his insanity which makes him really compelling to watch.

I really think a network should turn his life into a prime time sitcom, starring veteran character actor Richard Kind, who is great at portraying desperate lunacy.

Sidney Powell in her finest leopard print biker chick outfit. And with a Diet Mountain Dew. A southern gal that exudes klass!

How long do you think it will be before we get to see Ivanka do a teary-eyed tell-all interview about her traumatic time spent in the White House? I can see it now, her talking about how she was kept out of all decision making, how she suspected shady dealings going on-but had no proof, how she tried to rein in Daddy's behavior. No way will Oprah interview her- who will? And of course, the tears flow freely when she talks about how unfairly she is being prosecuted and how she can't be taken away from her children and put in jail.

[quote] No way will Oprah interview her- who will?

Why wouldn't Oprah interview her?

The thing about Powell is this - those who knew her beforehand said she was completely reasonable. Furthermore, she helped found a non-profit that assisted woman dealing with trauma from abusive relationships.

She sounds as if she was normal - and even admirable - before Trump.

MTG is somewhat the same. People who knew her before Trump said she was pretty much apolitical, likeable and a solid support for her business customers.

[quote] The thing about Powell is this - those who knew her beforehand said she was completely reasonable. Furthermore, she helped found a non-profit that assisted woman dealing with trauma from abusive relationships.

This seems to be true for a lot of the women who now worship Trump. They once seemed perfectly sane, but Trump has turned them batshit crazy.

Kari Lake had been a popular TV news anchor in Phoenix. Now she's an election denialist lunatic. Maria Bartiromo and Lara Logan also used to be respected journalists. Now Bartiromo is a Trump sycophant, and Logan is a QAnon loon. Elise Stefanik, the N.Y. congresswomen, was once considered a moderate, reasonable Republican. Now she's gone all-in on Trump.

Did most of these women hit menopause around the same time Trump happened in their lives? I remember my nana warning my mom that "the change of life" might cause a woman a breakdown if she was already prone to mental illness. They were worried over my auntie, who had bouts of depression. My aunt ended up making it through menopause ok, it was my uncle who went off the fuckin rails around that stage of life.

It makes me sick to see if previously sane and stable individuals throwing it all away --including familial ties and the respect of others they've spent their entire lives working to aquire-- for a man who gives zero damns about them. And who isn't worth giving a damn about. Horrifying.

[quote] They once seemed perfectly sane, but Trump has turned them batshit crazy

[quote] Did most of these women hit menopause around the same time Trump happened in their lives?

Please, they're just sleazy opportunists who jumped on the rightwing gravy train the first chance they got.

Joanna Gleason would be perfect to play Sidney Powell in the big screen version of this January 6th story.

I never believed the MTG was once a nice lady story. That smelled like PR BS and it came out around the same time as she did that 60 Minutes interview with Lesley Stahl where she kind of disavowed the QAnon nonsense. I have no doubt that Large Marge was always a mean girl cunt--I know the type well.

All of these women are slimy opportunists, like R59 said. And for whatever reason, they keep doubling down on the crazy. Stop acting like they are somehow mentally ill, that seems to give them an excuse for their bad behavior.

They were all so openly terrible and incompetent. It's hard to believe. It's hard to believe that the whole thing isn't some cringe comedy mockumentary being pulled off for aliens entertainment.

At least the clowns in that clown show are making money, R62. What about the morons who are giving them their cash and buying into their lies and fiction, no matter how many times (over and over and over), they're proved to be liars, grifters, pedos, and shitheads?

The sheer amount of stupid people willing to divorce themselves from their money, reality, and --in some cases-- their lives for these trash cunts is baffling.

It really is nuts. I have friends who are being disowned by their parents for being filthy libs and they're not so secretly relieved because now they don't have to listen to them shit on and on about how amazing Trump is and how evil democrats are for hours on end. It's all these people can talk about. It's an obsessive compulsive disorder.

Let us not forget Dr. Ronny Jackson

But were Ronny's claims all that "wild" if he was wasted when he said them? All in all, I think Ronny was fairly subdued, considering how much alcohol and pills he'd had before he'd said all that.

R66 Ronny hasn't stopped being an unhinged lunatic. He's all over Twitter acting like a maniac to this day.

It's not like he's sobered up, R67.

The Neanderthal Senator bitch.

Josh Hawley and his obsession with manhood.

Ivanka's original chin. And nose. And lips and ears

[quote]The Huckabeast -- half-woman, half-wildebeest. She'll be placed in a formaldehyde solution after death and she'll be studied for decades.

She could be sectioned and displayed in a Damien Hurst installation, labelled AMERICANUS FATTUS.

The senator with the JBF hair, Marsha Blackburn. Not in the inner circle of stooges, but still a Dump buttlicker.

R71, and boobs

That fucking James O'Keefe cunt. Tap-dancing show-tunes-lovin' homophobe.

Don't forget Roger Stone

Ashli Babbitt is my favorite, for reasons that are well known to her.

I wish that more MAGAts were like Ashli.

Peter Thiel

Milo Donkeyteefs, braying away from MTG's cellar. He's taken to posting pictures of a cute kitten, as close as he will ever get to pussy. My favorite moment from earlier this year was his superglamorous recipe for reheating McDonalds' French fries as a breakfast hash. Yes, Milo claims to be a millionaire many times over. This is only true if he's counting pubic lice.

Ali Alexander did call out Large Marge for being a trashy slut, so he gets a few DL points for that. Still an insurrectionist douchebag though.

The one who had to change his diapers. And wake up 4 hours before work to do her makeup so she could look 48.

Herman Cain

Jim "QAnon" Caviezel, who compared Trump to Moses

Hope Hicks was also the WH mattress and pass around gal for wife/girlfriend beaters for four years R81.

Mark Meadows, slimy and disgusting.

Mike Pence--and he's still playing the stooge.

The one who slipped abortion pills into his mistress' smoothie. And his dick into Hope Hicks.

What's happened to that Trump sycophant Kash Patel? Is he just annoying like an ingrown hair?

That friend of Melania who helped them steal a million dollars at that laughable inauguration ball. It was balls alright. And ballsy to just start heisting from day one. What total trash

Roger Stone and his love of big black cock

Roger Stone and his love of watching big black cock slide in and out of his wife's rotting, suppurated, mile-wide, fucked-out cunt while he jerks off in the corner.

FTFY

That absolute gash, Zika Bash, who flashed white supremacist hand signals on both days of the Kavanaugh hearings

Nutcase Peter Navarro with the rolled up sleeves, confessing to election fraud live on Ari Melber's show.

Original Incel Stephen Miller. Something is so broken in him that even his own parents hate him. He found another psychopath to breed with and I'm hoping their spawn does the right thing...

R94, a truly loathsome couple and the wife is equally evil. The baby looks adorable, but I can't imagine what will happen with those two things as parents.

Ali Alexander aka Scammy Davis Groomer

R96, also an actual pederast. He tried to get a 15-year old to send him nude pics.

Ginni Thomas' treasonous gunt.

Who are the Moe, Larry and Curly of the trump clowns?

I think I’d cast Rudy as Moe, but I’m not sure about Larry and Curly.

r99, how about Bannon for Larry?

It's a tie between Giuliani and Kellyanne. Both are vile and entertaining in equal measures...

Trembling Paul Gozer who has more family members who have have gone public to warn America that he's a piece of shit Nazi and to stop voting for him, than Dawson has had loads blown up his ass.

Reading this thread it reminds me of what Trump said about hiring only the "best people."

Jesus Christ, in the entire history of the country, it's never been this bad.

Eric and Junior or Beavis and Butthead?

Melania. Literally an old Slovakian hooker. A prostitute who spent almost as many nights in the White House as Jeff Gannon

The funniest will always be Hawley running like a little bitch in heels 👠

How in the hell could we forget fucking OMAROSA?!? That shit was so crazy.

Kate something. The lady with the bullet necklace

Mel is not Slovakian.

Slovenian Slovakian Melania sucks the cockian. For cash

I vill shoot you vith my gun, zen fly away on plane R110.

R77 I have to admit and it sounds terrible to say because it resulted in death but that footage of that crazy bitch running like some kind of possessed MAGA warrior trying to go through a window and getting shot is unintentionally fucking funny. What a stupid bitch.

Hope Hicks -- Trump called her "Hopey" -- sat right outside the Oval Office. She ADVISED him!! Cabinet members stood in her office waiting to see the President. WTF?? What was her power and where does she fall in all the indictment shit? Last I heard, Harvard wanted her for some reason!

Kari Lake. Her unhinged fawning is a sight to behold. She said she's not trying to be VP and someone as smart and powerful as Trump doesn't need a VP. She also won't leave Mar a Lago

The cavalcade of hasbeens who suck at his pasty teat. When Kelsey Grammar is your biggest star, it's gone wrong

Scaramouchi.

What a clown car cavalcade hillbilly caravan of train wrecks.

While he is a Russian plant, a convicted felon, and a traitor to America, Paul Manafort has a beautiful head of hair.

Also, doesn't Paul Manafort have an Ostrich skin jacket or some shit like that?

R113, Hope was quite the dab hand at the steam iron.

R119 Yes, I think he got it from when he was working for that Ukranian president that got ousted after stealing their Treasury (If I'm remembering it right?)

Good lord. So many shit spatters of scandals got totally lost under the sheer size of the load of dysentery diarrhea that was the Trump administration. Some mornings you'd wake up to some immoral thing that would end democrats for years only to have 3 worse stories come out by bedtime.

Remember when reality star Omarosa became one of the REASONABLE ones that left and called out the fuckery? Reality villain Omarosa! I guess she was at least somewhat harmless, unlike Steve Bannon and Steven Miller.

That Kaley Mclemmawhatever. Remember when her makeup artist got covid and she came out looking like garbage so that she could lie to the press about covid?

That Michigan pollworker who came out visibly drunk to tell lies about what she saw. What was her name? I think she inspired this teeshirt

^ Melissa Carone, ex-stripper. She had "A AFFA-DAVID!" Another one of Rudy's star witnesses.

Fat Tiffany and her terrible makeup. I was waiting for her Trumpface Bottom surgery and ozempic glowup, but there's just not a lot to be done there

I just have to put in another good word for Lev and Igor.

I mean come on, one of them is names IGOR for fuck's sake. What does a stooge have to do to get some respect put on his name around here?

Sean Spicer was robbed of his Dancing with the Stars trophy!

True, R129, but he took that shirt home and he wears it on "special" nights.

When they dressed Sean up as the easter bunny

The idiot who thought emptying the pool into the server room was a good idea.

The attention whoring yokels who make a beeline for a microphone at the trump rallies and say all the quiet parts out loud.

Those mustard stained morons in St Louis who waved guns at BLM protesters and then later tried to run for office

Odious QAnon cunt, traitor to America and our Armed Forces, and seditionist Mike Flynn, who blames the murders of the Jewish people who died at concentration camps...on the Jewish victims and not those misunderstood Nazi fellas.

Lara Trump had Eric Trump's cock up her cunt. For this sole reason, somehow people decided that this bitch, who had no public service or interest in same under her belt was suddenly qualified to speak repeatedly on the state of the nation.

If that's all it takes, somebody at Fox give Stormy Daniels her own show. She actually fucked Donald, for God's sake. And looks substantively less like an irate Clydesdale.

[quote] Those mustard stained morons in St Louis who waved guns at BLM protesters and then later tried to run for office

Oh God, and they scammed/stole their big house from some poor old shmuck, too. They were mega-grifters, no wonder they tried to get into Republican politics. What was their name... Didn't we call them Bunny and Clod or something like that?

The McCloskeys! Mark and Patricia McCloskey - Mark pulled an AR-15 on the people peacefully passing by his stolen house, while Patricia was packing the much daintier and more feminine semi-automatic pistol. (Happily, I have forgotten these cunts and had to look them up to even get the names. Yay.)

Mike Flynn is legitimately insane

For pure stoogery that loon from Michigan, Melissa Carone. The hottest stooge was that McEntee fellow who Trump probably hired because he looked like a presidential aide you’d see on a television series.

If I were her right now, I’d be shitting bricks.

See? I love days like this. Contemplating the destruction and humiliation of our enemies - Good Fucking Times!

Remember the good old days when media people like Chuck Todd were speculating that Ivanka Trump was going to be the next Senator from Florida and Lara Trump was going to be a North Carolina Senator?

I would include folks like Chuck, Andrea Mitchell, Mika and Joe, etc. as part of the Trump stooges. They enabled him for years.

Agree R142.

Lin Wood is certifiable

That one guy who made the payoff for the abortion to the Playmate 'he impregnated".

Dr Demon Semen!

Drunk hot mess and conman Steve Bannon

Alex "I Harass Victims and Bereaved Families of Gun Violence Massacres For Fun" Jones

The creepy weirdo Oathkeeper who shot his own eye out, tried to fuck his lawyer with naughty texts and is now in prison for sedition. Hope it was all worth hit.

Speaking of Trumper idiots who humiliated themselves on Dancing with the Stars.....Rick Perry

That fucking bald idiot who wore the Water Buffalo Lodge outfit.

Marjorie Taylor Gunt and her terrible makeup and hair

That pack of grifters Frontline Doctors who sold malaria medicine and horse paste to dumbasses. They always wore lab coats so that they looked official

All the Middle Eastern Poobahs who played ball with Jared by emptying their balls and bank accounts into Jared.

The nutty doomsday blonde preacher lady who jad a bunch of sex scandals and was probably fucking Trump

Lol Paula White Cain Furr

Does John McNaughton count?

Wow R157…just wow!

R157 that is physically revolting

R157, it's amazing how tough of a military leader Fuckface von Clownstick became, considering the fact that he was a total coward who lied to dodge the draft and whose "military experience" was at a fake "military" boarding school for teenage fuck ups.

Oh my GAWD - Paula White Cane Furr... wtf?

Of course the first time I read the title I read "Paula White CANE FACE" instead, so that was fun.

r160 r161

How has this fine, medical mind not yet been mentioned?

"Doctor Who Warned of Demon Sex and Touts COVID Conspiracies Speaking at Trump Event

"Demonic spirits cause health problems, period," Dr. Stella Immanuel told VICE News. "Sex with demons is a very biblical concept.""

Don't forget about me! If you do, I might do something VIOLENT! I'm so studly like that!

"The MAGA Trashiest Police Report in History

Is Corey Lewandowski a murderer or does he just pretend he is to get chicks?"

I'm getting indicted for Trump this week, y'all. All muh dignity that was left to give, I gave that man. I gave him everything!

I had sex with a demon once.

He was, somewhat predictably, hot as fuck.

Lindsey is the prettiest of the Trump stooges. The true Magnolia Belle of the GOP

"Sherri Tenpenny, the Ohio medical doctor once said that COVID vaccines are creating "quantum entanglement" between those who take them...the State Medical Board of Ohio suspended Sherri Tenpenny's medical license."

GENERAL Mike Flynn. Too bad for all the military people who served with him. I wonder how many recognized his grift-y personality and ignored it to get ahead themselves. Fuck 'em all.

Sean Hannity. How soes this fat fuck live on? He stole from veterans for Christ's sake

Conservatives LOVE being the victims of grifters like Hannity, Trump, and Bannon, them blaming Democrats for being broke.

Hannity is just giving those fuckwits what they want so I'm sure he sleeps like a rock.

Ben Shapiro and all the internet douchebags who carry piss jugs for Trump

In a similar vein to R172, who is that Nazi guy who had lunch with Fuckface and Kanye?

It's Nick! Nick Fuentes!

Ted Cruz. Whose entire family was insulted by Trump. All while Ted sucks the piss out of Trump's dirty diapers

Nick Fuentes is busy making bigoted comments about Tanya Chutkan, the judge in the Trump D.C case. Asshole.

Which of the Trump stooges will get indicted tonight? Any guesses?

Here's lovely Caitlyn Jenner with Lara Trump at Bedminster (apparently very recent?) Madame Vice President Jenner?

link is to x twt

Powell, Jenna Ellis, Rudy...all indicted

Don't forget former porn star Misty Beethoven, she's indicted too!

Leaving up evidence of the crime:

I hope there is a least a little hysterical crying and a need for LEO to tackle a couple of the recently indicted19 THUGS for the noon, Friday deadline that Fulton County has just set.

Brad Parscale's arrest video needs some competition, is all I'm saying!

Laura Loomer with her Saw Puppet face. Her trying to flirt with that neo nazi saying she had "An Ashkenazi IQ and tits" will never not make me laugh

Oh my god, R182, how did I miss that one?!?

R182, to make things funnier, the cunt claims she never drinks. If that's the case, that's what she acts like when she's sober.

I have never seen a man turn gay in real time, but that video captures the precise moment when it occurs.

oops

Disrobed, oh no!

R.I.S.E.

^ is Sarah going to be running head on into battle leading the MAGA crew is she? I doubt it....all talk no action.

Sarah Palin looks strung the fuck out.

We need to "rise up" and smack the shit out of that fucking snowbilly freak and put her in prison for fomenting insurrection and sedition.

I can see Russia from her cell.

[quote] Sarah Palin looks strung the fuck out

Somebody has to keep the Wasilla meth dealers employed.

My favorite? Has to be Donnie, Jr. hands down. His videos are priceless.

Very disappointed in the 19 GOP Georgian pre-trial felons who all turned themselves in for booking and mugshots, on time. Not a one of them ran or caused the LEO to tackle them!

My God but it’s been a long 8 years since Fuck Face rode that escalator! Who can pick a top clown in this Clown Show from hell? It’s such a smorgasbord. I see your Steve Bannon and raise you a Stephen Miller? It’s a losers game.

Reading through this thread has been both stomach-churning and hilarious. I’m learning to be grateful for the small things. Like the fact that I haven’t had my brain turn to mush by the likes of Jefferson Sessions or Betsy DeVos for a few years now..

But here’s the thing. The man has been out of office for almost 3 years now and STILL there’s a constant parade of loons, insurrectionists, fanatics and sycophants polluting our minds, clogging up our newsfeeds, draining our pocketbooks and shredding our democracy. I mostly just want off the ride.

Well there's only one real way off of this ride completely, dear, and we all know what it is.

Send us a ghostly visitation from the other side when you get there.

Can we have your stuff?

[quote] I think that's an interesting idea!

--Dr. Birx, responding to Trump's suggestion to inject bleach and put ultraviolet light up the asshole to cure Covid

Off topic, but not worth starting another thread... Trump's Truth Social account tonight has retweeted about a dozen moronic memes. This is one of my favorites (I don't know if it'll show up).

R195 You can absolutely have all my stuff!. All it is is a box full of Anti-Trump campaign buttons and some yellowing Washington Posts, but you’re welcome to it!

My sister-in-law gave me a button a few years ago: "In your guts..you know he's nuts." with a picture of Donnie with a moronic look on his face.

That's an OLD button slogan from Barry Goldwater.

Bringing it back around to MY favorite --Brad Parscale-- who was once Trump's campaign's Digital Director and also on the board at Data Trust-conservative voter file/data management firm that had an exclusive data-sharing agreement with the RNC...a firm that accidentally leaked the personal details of ~200 million Americans. The data leak contained personal information on approximately 61% of the US population.

If only those LEOs had tackled him more than once!

Parscale is truly a worthy nominee for Fave Trump Stooge!

I will stubbornly stick with Lev & Igor who count as one team-stooge. I can't pass on a stooge named Igor.

Sebastian Gorka. Hungarian garbage sack who wore his dad's nazi medal to the inauguration and then got worse from there.

God, I'd forgotten all about Seb Gorka. I called him Gorky Park after some old spy novel I read once.

His pompous bullshit was massive and stupifying. He lies about his background and qualifications. He's a super-shady operator and a rank opportunist. He's also a wannabe Nazi and a real fascist.

The one who was morbidly obese and screamed at the NPR reporter

Sidney Powell looks pretty in her mug shot.

It's been fun watching Navarro get trolled with signs

Favorite as in favorite to hate and make fun of? Hands down it's Giuliani. His post 9/11 comeuppance is legendary. An absolutely breathtaking fall. And he"s still dropping! I love it.

Why are they all so rumpled, greasy and dirty looking? Ill fitting clothes, the haircuts of a mass shooter, fat in weird places and the women all look they're trying out for a day shift stripper position. I thought Nazis were supposed to dress a little sharper

Fredo. He's so delightfully worthless. Just don't say a " Hail Mary" while fishing, Fredo.

Eric at a Trump family dinner.

Lara Trump. She looks like she'd bite your dick off.

Omarosa. How has she not written a book?

At the risk of stating the obvious, R213...

^they all use ghost writers, idiot.

Kimbo Guilfoyle - so desperate to be in the spotlight.

Mike Pillow is good for laughs.

See when you said "stooge" that made me instantly think of Donnie. He is definitely a favorite.

But were any of the aforementioned invited to dine at Donnie's exclusive "Summer White House" with him and his potential running mate, Ye, and then say stuff like this?

Behold! The face of the next gen Republican party!

"White nationalist Nick Fuentes wishes that China would invade New York City and start treating Black people like it treats the Uyghurs by killing them and putting them in concentration camps."

Jesus.

The short bus gang.

Mitch McConnell and his wife. They count as a Trump stooge bargain, 2-for-1

That guy with the lamprey mouth and his pathological wife. Didn't they steal millions?

Hopefully this potato-faced cunt Sydney Powell will get the same sentence as that other potato-faced cunt Sydney Powell.

It's so funny how to a man and woman every Trumper is such trash to the bone. It makes me really question the morals of the average workaday Trumper. Like they're for sure racist and dumb as shit, but are they also rapists, pedos, and robbers?

R225 You're making many assumptions. MAGAs aren't stupid people, they're just fed up with not being on the good end of the government trough. It boils done to greed.

In what world are MAGAs not on the "good end of the government trough"? The ones who aren't sucking up blue state money through welfare and medicaid are doing so through tax breaks and subsidies for their businesses and gas guzzlers. Don't believe the line that MAGAs are just honest (white) folks who feel "left behind."

R226 Nope. Try again. You’re clearly looking past the Magats that are really, really, CERTIFIABLY stupid. And also racist. And super dumb. And slow-witted. Oh and the ones who are just merely simpletons.

The flat-earthers, the crazy Christians, the anti-vaxxers, the Nazis and the seditionists, the anti-education brigade, and the Faux News followers. All Magats. Greed is just one of their many… umm, traits.

Republican strategists long ago realized they could weaponize "low information voters." It almost has nothing to do with income. Some are lower income, some, many are middle income, etc. These are people who have no basic comprehension of government. As I pointed out earlier, my Tea Party neighbor who was waiting for her Medicare prescription drug coverage. And believe me she'd be the first to scream "Socialist!" at any Democrat in her vicinity. They go along with the jargon, the sloganeering, and the theories and the bullshit they are fed by Fox News, and earlier, by Rush Limbaugh and his successors. And since the ascendance of the internet, they have become more effective in their propagandizing. Add to this the active, deliberate disinformation campaign co-sponsored by the Russians, and we have a huge shit mess on our hands. These are grievance voters. Those of us who have worked in politics and government have studied voter behavior for decades. We have designed the polling instruments, sat behind the glass mirror watching the focus groups, and formulated our media presentations based on voter behavior. Roger Ailes, who worked as a minor functionary in Nixon's White House, knew that Fear, and Grievances work. Dividing people works. and that is what they do. That is all they do.That is how they get people to vote against themselves.