Check out this stylish queen stealing packages in my neighborhood

The double-C Chanel pin against the mauve jacket proudly announces, "I may be a thief, but I do affect high-end brand glamour!"

He stole that coat first then came after your penis pump

You dress for the job you want!

Marge wore it better.

Exquise me! I'm the most fabulous thief.

These security cameras are almost essential anymore.

Was he on his way to or on his way from the Barbie movie?

Why do people think brand insignias make other people think "That's a high quality person"?

My parents always said it was really tacky to have anything with a brand insignia prominently displayed. My dad wouldn't even buy well-made dress shirts by Polo because of that--he thought the polo player stitched on the chest was too vulgar.

He sure blends into the high end neighborhood. Doesn't stand out at all.

Note the demographics

🎶 She wore a raspberry 'do rag, just like the ones you find on an uhr-ur-ban stoop 🎶

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