Now that he's single...

Now that's "an" OnlyFans I'd pay to see!

I see London, I see France, I see Emmanuel‘s underpants.

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I read somewhere that Justin ordered an entire box of macrons!

" Hmmm... I'm not sure I like Justin's suggestion that I shave one pec 'just to see how you like being smooth there"

r8: This link should work.

Well they certainly deserve each other. A couple of worthless neoliberal corporatist cucks.

Is Macron de facto single?

Macron is busy working on his squats just as Justin requested.

Oh wow he really is gay. DL got it right for once.

You guys, he's waiting for Brian.

^ Brian who?

Justin’s going to sit on my face. That’s what he’s going to do.

They want each other BAD. Next time they meet in person they're going to fuck, I guarantee it.

R7 It took me a while to sort out the hands in that picture.

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They make such a cute couple 😍

Ivanka was moist for Trudeau when they attended a performance of Come From Away together.

Hot R27. I think they are sweet together. It's nice. It seems genuine.

As soon as I read the headline the other day, I immediately thought of DL.

I would pay to see those two fuck.

I always picked up something bi about him. I am not personally into DILFs, but Trudaddy is definitely an exception... He looks like a nice guy who'd take you out to nice things and then have a super romantic night in the bedroom. Boo-hoo to his frau wife! I'll take him, even if his alimony payments cost a fortune.

I wonder what an authentic pic of Justin Trudeau’s bare ass would go for on the open market?

Even Kate Middleton looks like she has a crush.

Trudeau reminds me of Andy Kaufman.

Trudeau reminds me of Timothee Chalamet.

Trudeau reminds me of a fag.

What an awful dress Kate is wearing in that photo.

The funny thing is that if there really had been anything going on between Macron and Trudeau they'd have been a lot less affectionate in public to ensure no one would work it out.

DL please help me concoct a way to get both of them to DAP me.

"DAP" and "DAP"! What is "DAP"?

Does Trudeau carry a man purse?

Time for me to get under his desk

He's already found himself a very cute little toyboy.

Isn't that his son??

It’s his son Xavier, R47.

Oh, I thought his kids were still little.

How did someone as fierce as Pierre Trudeau raise a gutless visionless neoliberal corporatist lapdog like Justin?

Wow, his kid is tall.

Xavier looks even more French than him. And pretty sure he isn't straight by the looks of it. I'd tap his tookas! UwU!

Umm you bitches are slipping. Anyone got new stills from our Justin’s recent appearance in tight jeans? Dat ass looked spectacular!

Dat Ass!

Thank you, R54.

Why does his ass look big and full in some shots and average in others?

R55 Angles darlin’, angles. True of most asses that aren’t enormous or completely flat.

R54 Thanks friend! Keep ‘em coming if you have more!

I’m convinced his approval ratings are helped by these appearances in tight pants. I’m serious. That famous ass pic in the blue dress pants caused such a kerfuffle -even making the mainstream press, not just social media- that I can’t help believe it was discussed by his people. His “hotness” is undeniably a part of the brand.

Now this may say volumes about the state of modern politics, but these days why NOT use all your..ahem..assets? Every vote counts in a tight race. I know he’s the only politician that I’ve ever had dirty thoughts about or jacked off to.

Je doit jacker off maintenant comme it faut.

[quote] Every vote counts in a tight race

"Tight" being the operative word.

Dat ass IS tight in every sense of the word!

But is it, sadly, too gay for modern day Morocco 🇲🇦?

We need these two to do a pron.

They make a beautiful couple. I would love to see them come out together.

Mon Dieu!

Je t’aime!

He never seems to age. During the pandemic when he grew a beard I thought he was aging, but once he shaved it off he was back to his baby faced self.

Has Xavier turned 18 yet? That's what I want to know.

He and Hugh Jackman should console eachother with a Boyz nite out.

No, r68. He's not even 16 yet.

R18 is repressed faggot

I hope Xavier turns out gay

R72, when Justin and Xavier posed in pink outfits a few weeks ago for the Barbie movie, one conservative commentator claimed he has some kind of evidence that Xavier is gay, but it may just be the right-wing jumping to conclusions.