BREAKING: Justin Trudeau is a single man!!

Cool! Maybe now I can finally get some of dat ass.

Who gets his famous ass next?

Moi, R3.

Do you haf his number?

^I was just thinking that same thing; it's Melania's lucky week. Dump gets indicted and Jussy is a free man!

Ivanka is creaming her panties.

Varst lady and Ivanka readying themselves. Perhaps they'll fight to the death.

Jokes aside, the only surprise here is that they didn't wait until Justin left office to make it official. The cracks in their marriage have been rumoured for years now since before covid and the reality that Sophie all but disappeared from public since the last election.

Give heem special dizcunt rate

Jared who?

Fag!

Sophie was such a bore with textbook Canadian fashion sense.

Weird that he had that bruise on his head just yesterday.

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Is she taking all his pots and pans?

He is mine bitches!

He should call me, I might be leaving my marriage soon too and I looove nepo babies.

Wrap him up, I'll take him home.

His marriage was as fake as he is.

If these two kids can't make it...

One of them has something better to go to.

I wonder which one?

R19 that looks so '80s!

I didn't realize he was that old.

R19, that clip never gets old.

That clip is from the 90s, R23.

He moved in with joe Rogan the moment the court made the decision

He’s a whore darlin just like his mother

His soon-to-be ex-wife was one kooky cunt.

So was his mother.

R3, it will probably be Klaus Schwab. The execrable political prestidigitator that is Justin Trudeau only gives it up to the very powerful or those whom he can use to further his own interests.

The wife has probably realized that he is universally hated in Canada and isn't willing to relocate to the US or Europe, where he will be assigned to mismanage some department at the UN or NATO as a reward for having ruined Canada and defended neoliberalism at all costs. So she has decided to cut her losses and move on with her life.

It's also possible that Justin has found a billionaire's daughter to milk for all she's worth, which wouldn't surprise me one bit.

[quote] Is she taking all his pots and pans?

Fuck off, Christine!!

Why don't you go back to sucking your boyfriend's tiny cock?

Gold digging WHORE!

I had no idea that Pierre Polievre posted here.

[quote] BREAKING: Justin Trudeau is a single man!!

Did she catch him in bed with Emanuel Macron?

R25 I didn't realize cut-off short-shorts were still in style with hetero men in the '90s.

That was the decade when even NBA shorts lowered to the knees.

Short shorts on men were seen as "faggy."

Perhaps not in Canada?

Ahhh... L'amour!

In other news, Trudeau and Macron will be getting married next Spring.

Do you think Macron and Trudeau communicate in French?

Early 90s were somewhat similar to the later 80s, 34. I think he was about 20 or so in that clip, which would make that video from 1990/91.

Croqueuse de diamants !

[quote]Do you think Macron and Trudeau communicate in French?

Macron hardly speaks English.

[quote] Do you think Macron and Trudeau communicate in French?

Especially when kissing.

Someone find out what year that famous clip is from!!

LOL @ R41!!

I'm sure its just a ...European thing....

Justin is not European, though.

Is the photo at R44 real? If so, does anyone know the story behind it?

It's totally photoshopped, R46.

But still very hot.

It’s terrible photoshop

Poor kids. They didn't ask for any of this. Hope they're well looked after.

Consciously uncoupling. Sad.

[quote]Macron hardly speaks English.

MIacron speaks English better than Trump does, though I realize that's not saying much. Macron was interviewed by Amanpour, and his English was pretty good.

R30 Looney Tunes bus boarding at gate wacko.

R19 what a slut

Oui, my dear boy, oui. We will be together soon.

and when we are....this is mine.

Do you suppose Justin masturbates?

I've often wondered.

@r13, " Canadian fashion sense"

😂 That's the funniest thing I ever read on DL

He does, R56.

He pinches his nipples and thinks only of Jean Chrétien while he slow strokes to completion.

Click to enlarge.

THIS is the famous and best butt pic.

Do you think he has an anus nestled within that glorious crack?

gurl, NO!

I'd lick his maple syrup laden shitter.

Oh wow!! Apparently the kids are staying with Justin.

R65 source?

Weird or just provincial, but in the U.S., the president or vice-president would not separate from or divorce their respective spouses while in office.

Canadians and Americans are basically interchangeable. Fashion is the same.

r66, it's on the Daily Mail site.

I posted these in the other thread, and because I am bored, I will post them here. Blind items about her cheating go back to at least 2020.

From 2020:

[quote] 117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **13** Don't Tell Anyone: Even with the words I am writing, this might be the shortest big blind ever. This foreign born A+ list politician all of you know, and some might have a thing for has been living separately from his wife for at least the past four months. Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada/Sophie Grégoire Trudeau (Trudeau accusor lands a seven-figure NDA to keep quiet about West Grey departure)

[quote] 156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/16 **7** Her last indiscretion was overseas, but her most recent one is local. Someone is going to get a picture of the spouse of this foreign born leader cheating on him. Sophie Grégoire Trudeau/Justin Trudeau (Sophie Gregoire has separated from Justin Trudeau)

From 2021:

[quote] 179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/18 **3** One person who is wanting COVID to take its course is the wife of this foreign leader all of you know. She wants a divorce, but agreed to wait until there is some type of normalcy. Another staged photo op like this week though, did not make her happy. Sophie Grégoire Trudeau/Justin Trudeau/Canada (sophiegregoiretrudeau)

From 2022:

[quote] 362. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31 **8** The boyfriend of the wife of this foreign A++ lister all of you know has moved in to a home just down the street from the wife. Apparently they are seeing each other every day now. Sophie Grégoire Trudeau/Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada

[quote] 103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/09 **8* It has always been the wife of this foreign A++ lister who has cheated, now the A++ lister is also cheating with one of his kid's teachers. Sophie Grégoire Trudeau/Justin Trudeau (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 06/16/20) (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 07/16/20)

And from today:

[quote] The marriage of the north of the border A++ lister and his wife just could never recover from that March 2020 weekend of hers overseas and having to explain the circumstances how she ended up testing positive for COVID alongside one other person, and what they had been doing when transmitting it.

I’m single now too mi amigo

So, for those of you who don't follow the Canadian Gossip thread, take of trouble in the Trudeau marriage has been something of an open secret in the Canadian Media for years, back before COVID. One conservative radio host went on record during the previous election saying virtually everyone in Ottawa knew Sophie and Justin were living apart. They did not live together during the COVID lockdowns. That being said, the rumour mill always suggested they were going to lead quietly separate lives until after Justin retires from politics and then divorce. The gossip here in Canada today are swirling that Sophie is in a relationship and this is why she is no longer willing to wait as Justin seems determined to run in the next election.

I'm polishing my mussy as I type.

Justin can attract any man he wants, to tap his fat ass.

Why would he bother with that fat frau cheating slut whore frau Sophie Gregoire?

I'm glad he's dumping her fat yeasty twat.

He needs to find a good man like Macron of Pena Nieto.

Ugh, he's just like his father.

Never forget!

R76, why is “fat” pejorative when applied to the female but a positive when applied to the male?

R78, are you also R19?

[quote] R76, why is “fat” pejorative when applied to the female but a positive when applied to the male?

Because she's a fat cheating frau whore, and he's not.

The fat bitch is the cheater.

Justin's fat bubble butt isn't cheating.

Plus, she's old and ugly too!

Maybe he's gay and that's why she was having the affair. There are other possible explanations, of course - his demanding job, a lack of chemistry between them, intense chemistry with her new guy(s?), etc.

She has fat sagging tits, too.

And who would choose that horrid color to wear to a public event?

It looks like baby puke.

Sophie is dumpy and frumpy.

He's better off without her.

She's a fat frau embarrassment to Justin.

Her sagging tits look like they're fighting each other to break free out of that ugly pink frock!

Cheating whore.

Spew. Baby spew.

Has the King of Canada reached out to his prime minister to commiserate?

Can the fat whore be executed for adultery?

Asking for a friend.

I read the DM article and of course they had to bring HER into it.

Maybe Justin is transitioning.

[quote] Has the King of Canada reached out to his prime minister to commiserate?

No, but the Prince and Princess of Canada have something to say.

Why would one think Justin is transitioning?

Why now? He must be serious about the new love

Justin can get it.

ASS - it's what's for dinner.

My finger is already buttered for probing.

Justin, baby, I'm here if you need a face to sit on!

I would pay cash money to watch Trudeau and Macron fuck each other. HOTT!!

Big, hairy thighs and a smooth chest.

Hairy thighs?

Justin Trudeau?

Justin nasty!

Rumour for a while has been that she is hooked up with Idris Elba.

Maybe he finally got together with Brian. That'd be so hot if true.

R97 flip fucking!

Which Brian?

Has the Toronto Trans Collective issued a statement?

Brian

Who was it that supposedly gave her Covid?

Ya could have knocked me over with a feather boa.

Mike Lindell, R108.

You guys act like a Kardashian or Hadid whore is the standard of feminine beauty. Objectively, she is a very attractive, natural-looking woman.

R112 I was going to say, judging from the photos posted so far, she's an attractive woman. I asked my brother his opinion, and he called her a MILF.

On the other hand, he thought Justin looked 'dorky' and 'feminine.'

I guess that's the difference between gays and heteros.

[quote] I guess that's the difference between gays and heteros.

Just the one, dear?

r112: so you're saying our choices are Sophie Trudeau or Kim Kardashian. There is nothing else.

I'm surprised at how prudish some Canadian media is carrying on about this.

[quote] On the other hand, he thought Justin looked 'dorky' and 'feminine.'

What did he think made Justin look dorky and feminine?

Has Susan Dey commented?

R116 The Canadian media has always been wary about reporting on the private lives of politicians as political spouses are deemed private citizens

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **15** The marriage of the north of the border A++ lister and his wife just could never recover from that March 2020 weekend of hers overseas and having to explain the circumstances how she ended up testing positive for COVID alongside one other person, and what they had been doing when transmitting it. Justin Trudeau/”Prime Minister of Canada”/Sophie Grégoire Trudeau/Idris Elba (Idris Elba and Sophie Trudeau Posed for a Photo Together Days Before Testing Positive for Coronavirus) (Canadian PM Justin Trudeau announces separation from his wife, Sophie Grégoire Trudeau)

R119, the Toronto Star was being prudish as in questioning whether or not a single man can be PM.

R120, are you also R71?

Here's a link to the article.

From the comment section at CDAN- "It's an open secret in Ottawa that he has slept with a staggering number of people, many of whom have worked for him. Women and men alike."

R120 that sounds like an excuse from Trudeau’s camp. The only kind of man who could make his wife cheat on him is of Idris Elba and higher status!

[quote] It's an open secret in Ottawa that he has slept with a staggering number of people, many of whom have worked for him. Women and men alike.

That's hot!

No wonder Macron likes him so much.

They're both probably bisexual.

I hope the people of Nunavut are not impacted by this uncoupling.

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **15**

The marriage of the north of the border A++ lister and his wife just could never recover from that March 2020 weekend of hers overseas and having to explain the circumstances how she ended up testing positive for COVID alongside one other person, and what they had been doing when transmitting it.

R128, are you also R120 and/or R71?

[quote]Do you suppose Justin masturbates? I've often wondered.

I would assume so. He seems very comfortable with his body and sexuality. He has a thick-sized uncut cock according to a DLer who pissed next to him before he went into politics.

She’s always seemed like an intellectual lightweight, when paired with her average looks, made her seem like an unlikely match for a political scion.

R117 he said Justin looked too dressed up in the photos I showed him, which he thinks is 'dorky' because he's a very casual guy.

And he thinks Justin's features are 'soft' and 'feminine.'

I then asked him if Justin had a 'womanly ass.' He laughed and agreed.

😂

Thanks for the detailed response, R132. Thank your brother too.

[Quote] so you're saying our choices are Sophie Trudeau or Kim Kardashian. There is nothing else.

Most 50 year old women do not look that good.

[quote] They're both probably bisexual

The fantasy of Macron and Trudeau fucking is not so far fetched. It’s an open secret in Parisian political circles that Macron has had affairs with men, including one of his own bodyguards. This hasn’t caused much noise because in France, traditionally, the private lives of public figures is well respected and the media don’t go there.

Macron was totally bred by these Haitian boys

Sophie isn't the only one who likes chocolate...

Come on gays, Prime Minister Trudeau's dick isn't going to suck itself

Good for Sophie, getting some Idris Elba dick. Yum!

Good for her getting that Stringer Bell dick

I’ve always thought he was bi.

There's that one video where they kiss and Sophie turns away from him. Maybe there were problems for years already.

130 Justin/Manu fan fictions!

Yes r143, it's been rumoured for a few years now that they had pretty much separated. When Justin had his shaggy hair and beard look, I think that was a reaction to problems in his private life.

[quote]When Justin had his shaggy hair and beard look

Hope he resurrects that look

I think both Justin and Sophie are very homely.

Good thing they don't have any kids, because they would probably be quite unattractive.

Oh, and long hair does NOT look good on Justin.

They actually look cute here.

Prince Harry is next.

It's really strange to me the prime minister of Canada can be referred to as a "north-of-the-border A++" celebrity.

It shows you what shallow times we live in.

[quote] Good thing they don't have any kids, because they would probably be quite unattractive.

Prime Minister Trudeau and Sophie share three children: sons Xavier, 15, and Hadrian, 9, and daughter Ella-Grace, 14.

^^I hope Sophie Grégoire Trudeau gets that massive sea urchin removed from the side of her head at some point. That must hurt!

To be in the middle of Justin and Macron's tender foreskins would be heaven

Yass!!

William who?

Macron VPL in a flying suit. I wanna see Trudeau in one now.

The children will be staying with Justin Trudeau according to what CBC reported last night.

Sophie seems mentally incompetent. It’s probably best the children stay with their father. Although, he might want to keep his batshit crazy mother at a distance.

I think both are lame But living with Justin Trudeau 24/7 would be awful. He’d always be doing stupid shit like dressing up and being self righteous. He’s an irritating person. I’m glad the conservatives aren’t in charge but I find him extremely try hard and unlikeable.

I want Justin to be my daddy. I wanna be your baby.

He and his 16 year-old son are into Barbie!

Quel horreur if that is Emmanuel's bite. It looks like a straight small horizontal metal tube in his pocket.

Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau

We’re team Barbie.

But he would be wouldn't he.

[quote]Quel horreur

Indeed.

I wonder how Justin would react if his son removed his 2003 Holiday Barbie from its original packaging.

R161 and R163, it's amazing how tall Xavier is. He's only 15 and may now be taller than Justin (who is 6'2).

R159, to your point, do you remember the time when he lectured the young person in the audience not to use the word mankind, but instead use personkind? What a douche.

He said "peoplekind" was a dumb joke, and if you read about the context in which it was made (not the Jordan Peterson/Fox News version), it's clear that's what it was.

Justin 's looks have hit a wall. Sadly.

R168, nice try. He said it was a joke to cover his butt. He was being self-eighteous and condescending at the moment.

No, he was responding with a dumb joke to a woman who was rambling on semi-coherently at a public Q&A. But if you prefer Jordan Peterson and Fox News' self-righteous and condescending lie (manufactured, with some success, to appeal to those unable to grasp the importance of context), stick with and keep spreading it!

Politicians making dumb jokes to members of the public doesn't really inspire confidence, r171.

People trying to pass off a dumb joke as a serious statement don't really inspire credibility, [r172]

There's a difference between a random person online, or even a random member of the public, and the prime minister, r173.

I’m more interest in his UNcovering his butt.

I wish there were a better choice for the liberal party leader than this himbo

It's basically too late now, but Justin should have stood down and allowed a new leader to take over. He's been PM for just almost a decade now. Minus his father, no PM has lasted longer than 8 to 10 years in office over the last 50 years. In all honesty, for someone who has been PM for this long, He really hasn't accomplished a lot.

[quote] for someone who has been PM for this long, He really hasn't accomplished a lot.

Maybe, maybe not. Check his overseas bank accounts.

I would wear him down to a stub. His dick and ass would be dripping in jizz like a dirty fucking Canadian whore. I’d drain all the maple syrup right out of him.

[quote] PrinceOfWhales

R177, I would agree that Justin is not in the same league as his father, but he has had a big impact in 1) rebuilding the Liberal Party and 2) keeping the Conservatives out of power for the past 8 years.

Trudeau is flawed, but I think overall he has been a positive force. When he is gone and the Conservatives are in power again, people will probably wish he was still around.