Let's be British food!

I'm Gordon Ramsey's Incan Temple of a forehead.

I'm Jay Raynor's arteries.

I'm the food snobbery of the London press.

I'm also the diet of the London press - ciggies, bacon butties and gin.

I'm a Mexican restaurant.

Really I am.

Would I lie to you?

Would I?

I'm The Full English. I sound like a sex act and I look like a clogged toilet.

I'm the salmon mousse.

I’m disappointment.

I'm the Department of Naming English Food, too doors down from The Ministry of Silly Walks.

Spotted Dick! Bubble and Squeak! Toad in the Hole! Jam Roly-Poly!

Ho ho ho! They'll never eat again!

[quote]Let's be British food!

Let's not. Their food is gross.

I’m the infinite variety of finicky but dull cookies that seem to have been invented as caloric consolation back in the dying days of the empire - we all get a turn during biscuit weeks on bake off.

I’m Delia Smith, I’m kind of like a non-aspirational Ina Garten?

I'm this dull bitch.

I'm the fact that Gordon Ramsey's New York restaurant FAILED FAILED FAILED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Fuck off, you coke-addled cunt!

I'm Fanny Craddock's hands, just washed, darling, just washed.

I'm boiled sweets!

YUM!

British food?

Erm, I think I'll pass, thanks.

I’m commercialized Indian cuisine, mostly cheap meats drenched in salty sauces. With sides of ‘chips’ also drenched in dipping sauce.

I’m the cheeky visit to Wetherspoons because it’s the cheapest minimum standard for food and drink.

I'm mushy peas.

I'm a film star!!!

[quote]I'm Fanny Craddock's hands, just washed, darling, just washed.

CRADOCK.

I’m the grey steak with a long black human hair on the bottom of it

I’m the Two Fat Ladies. For all our madcap Wodehousian antics, there was something undeniably bleak about watching two self-hating lesbians eat and drink themselves to death on TV.

surely there must be some good food there. I had always heard that Irish food was awful and every single thing I ate in Ireland was delicious from the pub to the high end restaurant.

I'm plating. I'm not really a thing.

That looks revolting R6.

Well, Hello!

^^^fucker looks like Elon Musk.

I'm food rationing. I started in 1940 and didn't end until 1954. I left an indelible stamp on British eating habits.

Ironically, I produced the fittest, healthiest generation of Brits yet.

I also produced some pretty innovative recipes... and a lot of sad, scrimpy ones.

I'm brown sauce and malted vinegar, condiments so strong that they'll singe your esophagus because the food sure is bland and needs us.

I'm fish and chips and I can be pretty fucking good when I want to be.

Boring and tasteless food.

I’m “Making a lard-basted roast goose stuffed with bacon fat and freshly churned butter cubes!”

I'm Marmite!

I'm the little mince pies that you can buy at the metro stations. So cosy during the winter months.

I'm a Bakewell tart! (And I don't mean the pastry!)

R23, Jeez, you ain't kidding...Jennifer Patterson seemed to have a mostly-okay time of it, but Clarissa Dickson Wright was a walking disaster area.

[quote] baked beans are more popular in the UK than they are in Boston

Diabolical when you think about it. The wind patterns blow the farts into France.

OP, baked beans were 'invented'?

R39, no, they grow on trees.

Right next to the brown bread bushes.