How do you give a good blowjob?

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OPs Mom didnt teach him?

Start here, OP:

I'm not R1, so I won't call you Adolph...

It depends on the cock and the man who owns it.

There are many kinds of blowjobs. One applies the techniques appropriate to the situation. Is he horny? Does he need coaxing? Is his cock big or small or between? Is he cut or not? What are his balls like and is he sensitive there. Are you planning to move down and back with your tongue and fingers (which are important for bjs.)? In a hurry or do you have time for edging?

Is oral a prelude or the main event?

Take it from there. Don't slurp unless he wants you to. Only creeps do the gag thing. The frenulum is key. A blowjob with a toy or fingers up his ass can give him a memory. Don't spoil the orgasm. Don't remove contact when he cums. If you take it in your mouth, swallow it. Otherwise don't. Encourage him to let you know what he likes.

When I was younger I dated a dancer. I was limber. He would blow me while he fucked me. THAT was worthy of a burlesque act.

Breathe through your ears and dislocate your jaw.

A Hall’s mentholated cough drop.

Why should I share my state secrets?

So only one tip: Maintain the same rhythm as you come into the home stretch.

Practice, practice, practice!!

I'll volunteer to take one for the team...

The head is the key. The frenulum is for the uncuts.

When I’ve counted the cash and it’s all there, that’s how.

Enthusiastically

We call it 'neck' now.

I will never share any technical details; it all depends on what the recipient can do to further my career.

STEP ONE: Don’t be female.

Leave his dick as clean as you found it.

NO TEETH - be very very careful of the teeth

Lots of wet and true sucking - not just bobbing your head up and down, or 1/2 jerking and licking. I can jerk my own dick, I don't need you to do it for me. I want you to really enjoy the sensation of plump, meaty skin - you get a great prize in the end, so enjoy working for it.

My partner’s got a limp dick now that he’s on different meds. I so miss having a cock in my mouth. *sigh*

Tap the end of it and say loudly, “Is this thing on?”

R18 Limp dicks can still come

Not on some antidepressants, R20.

Good advice, R4

I tried blowing as hard as I could, but Charlie said it just felt like a light breeze.

We've been through all of this before. What we really need advice about is how to GET a good blowjob!

Lord knows I have met some truly talented cocksuckers over the years, but they are few and far between. In my experience, it's very rare for younger guys to have the skills.

Practice on a banana. That’s how I landed a prince!

Find a Quija board and contact Nancy Davis Reagan, formerly of Hollywood and Washington D.C. Take notes.

Not like this wasted opportunity - beautiful guy, fun dick, and the guy trying to give the blowjob is worthless

[quote]Find a Quija board

A what now?

R27, dat's NOT da suk job!

Thank you for making feel horrible that I have only one reasonably good eye, R28 and mis-read my reply.

You have blessed fuking day.

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Limited hands. It’s a blowjob not a wet, handjob

post a great BJ video

Ugh. At about 10, I overheard two (TWO!) of my mom’s friends, say on separate occasions, with me in the room, that they made the world’s best potato salad AND gave the world’s best blowjobs.

And at 10, I decided I would never eat potato salad, and I still never have, and I also knew that by the time I was 18, I would still be better at it than they would.

Any more tips?

It's all about the head bobbing and twisting. What do y'all think of guys who literally suck on it like a vacuum? I'm not sure if that's necessary. But I get off pretty easily. I've never been able to get my guy off from a bj, but just a few minutes of fucking me and he'll nut.

First you must know the difference between giving a dick pleasure and getting a dick off. The goal of a good blowjob shouldn't just be to get someone off. It should be to give them intense pleasure. The getting off part comes at the end. And also when you are ready to finally get someone off, don't change it up. Once you find that one thing that will get a guy off, keep up with it until he does. Change it up too much then will make the guy just have to start all over again. If you have a cock, you should know this.

Oh and your need to suck cock should appear greater than the person's need to get sucked. Even though blowjobs feel good, it's quite annoying when it feels like someone is doing you a favor by giving you one.

Pro Tip: Don't actually blow.

Your mother raised a common tramp r34. Sounds like the apple didn’t fall far from the dirty cocksucker’s tree.

Were they fat, r34? Potato salad is carbcity.

R40, they were not. I’m pretty sure the SATC character Samantha Jones was based on one of them. And if I was 10, they were only about 35 which at the time seemed sooooo old!

Play with the foreskin. Don't automatically skin it back as if the dick were mutilated. Blowing an intact cock is fun and feels great.

More detail, r42.

Thanks.

How you start giving a blowjob is probably just as important. It singles to the receiver they are going to be well taken care of. Start with their underwear on rubbing your face against their bulge, sniffing they crotch, light peck kisses on it. Rub it with your hands pulling the under so you form the outline of their junk before revealing it. Pull the underwear back on the side and kiss, lick on the side. Let their bells fall out out and gently lick, kiss, suck on those while rubbing they’re still inside their underwear. You want to do this as much before revealing their cock which should be a bit chinned up at this point.

When the cock is out don’t go immediately to sucking it. Still suck and play with the balls with the cock laying over your face, kissing and tonguing the shaft as you go up. You want to save taking the cock in your mouth as long as you can, because as soon as you do, all these others things don’t feel quite as good as they do when you’re anticipating someone’s mouth on your dick.

Take the cock in your mouth sucking the head gently, working your way down. A dick usually is still semi soft at this point unless the person is super horny. Take the whole Dick in your mouth but Dick suck hard, lightly to allow any blood flow to remain in the Dick. If you suck to hard it will just stay soft. You have to encourage to grow in your mouth. The key in the beginning is to be soft, warm, wet. Make your mouth into something you’d want to stick your dick into.

The fallacy is a man’s dick wants something tight, fast and hard. Most of the time that leaves no sensation. You really just have to make out with a cock in the beginning like it’s your prom date.

^signals…

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What to do with the foreskin?

^^Enjoy it!!

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R51. You won't find any, you snowflake.

R49 here’s a video. My guy moans in ecstasy when I suck on his tip like this. A lot of guys don’t have foreskins long enough to do this though so you can just treat it like a cut dick but probably should be a little gentler.

r53, nothing there, bad link

does this work? r54 if not his name on twitter is @SuckerLegendary

N9, r55, can you just tell us what it is u do? Tia

R56 Suck on the tip of the foreskin like a freezy pop, swirl the tongue around inside, push it back gently with your lips. Just look up uncut blowjobs on porn sites, you’ll see.

R57, do you use your hand to push it up and down for a bit?

Once you get going, I always find that guys (especially the more straight-leaning ones) really appreciate you going ALL the way down to the base of the shaft. None of this sissy-ass sucking of only the first 2 or 3 inches!

After they cum, go all the way down again ... and stay there. Just let their dicks work their way down to limp in the complete warm and comforting cocoon of your throat.

If you have a twitter account, this guy gives a lot of great blowjobs to cut and uncut dicks.

I'm definitely trying that R59

thanks, the links are working now. But those are BJs for cocks with foreskin. I want Videos for cut cocks.

What about sucking limp dicks. In the past, I had an encounter with an older guy and he had ED issues, he was never rock hard when I suck him. I like him a lot as a person, hence the sexual relationship.

The answer is easy, find a partner who you can swallow whole. You know you can only handle 4 inches, so that’s a tough find.

yes, actually I've found a cock that's 4 inches only. I can take it all the way to the base. It's a very fat 4 inches and it the girth fills my whole mouth and I find kind of hard to suck, i'm out of breath a lot. esp he likes to fuck my mouth with it. he's Italian.

[quote]I'm definitely trying that R59

Slowly release the cock, making sure you get every drop. It almost always evokes, "Oh my fucking God, that was amazing!"

R65, didn't get to try it today but next time definitely!

Unhinge your jaw. Always worked for me.

I don't have a twitter account. And don't want one. What to do with the foreskin? Tia

R68. It's very easy. Slide the foreskin up and down the shaft and back and forth over the head. Suck and nibble on the skin. Play with it--have fun. But don't skin the foreskin back and hold it back as if the penis were cut. It will retract naturally. An intact cock is meant to be enjoyed in its natural, gliding state. Most intact cocks don't need or require lube for mutual masturbation or sucking. Most foreskins glide easily back and forth...so slide it back and forth and enjoy it. The frenulum on an intact cock located on the underside of the cock head is the most erogenous and sensitive part of a man's penis. Kiss and lick it for your man--he'll love it.

Does anyone have a link to a free copy of the Lisa Rinna sex book? Apparently she covers blowjobs. Can someone copy and paste? Hopefully she doesn't recommend getting vagina lips.

I was giving BJ to a man and he's not big, I could fit his whole cock in my mouth. But he's girthy. He told me to open my mouth wide as I was deep throating him. I thought you're supposed to make your mouth small as possible and suck like vacuum?

Suck don't lick. Take your time it is not a race to get them to cum. Long slow wet and deep wins. Play with balls too. Watch your teeth if it is a big one, No one enjoys scraping.

Thank you, R4...An old dog can be taught new tricks Thank you.

My two cents, OP....practice and figure out what a guy likes and what you like.

I'm kinky. I like to tie a guy up and edge him.

I also like to get tied up, edged, and have my salad tossed.

R71, sucking is what's required for a shallow BJ using the mouth and tongue only whereas, with deep-throating, the narrowness of the throat is what provides the friction. A wide-open mouth will help him "fuck" the throat with greater ease or allow you to direct his cock straight down your throat. I deep-throat my partner a lot, and this is my experience of it.

R74, now I understand, thank you so much for the info. Any other tips for deep throating him?

R75 Deep throating isn't ideal - it's just for show. Worry about the teeth, wetness, and tongue action more.

Sometimes deep-throating is for the pleasure of the one giving the BJ.

Gee, I dunno, when iam deep throating him he loves it and moans. His cock is fat but small and fits in my whole mouth

Hope everyone gets BJs this holiday weekend! lots and lots of them!

[quote]What to do with the foreskin?

Avoid it. Less pussy-ass whimpering and whining that way.

Any more good tips or stories?

Blowjobs were the training wheels of sex for me, and I didn't need to rely on them for very long. If it's only a blowjob, 99%+ of the time, I would pass on so much as walking across the street either to receive or give or swap.

They are okay, just not exciting or an end in themselves.

I love OP. F that bitch!

I give a good blow job about 5 times a day.

Uncut here. I can tell you there's so much more a good cocksucker can do with my dick and foreskin than if I was cut. The sensations are unbelievable and they happen in layers, obviously, and there's no way I would have them if my dick was calloused from circumcision. Thanks mom for not having my dick guillotined!

getting any good BJs lately? I want to hear some stories!

Breathe out on the down and in on the up.

Yeah, because I see a pic of Nancy Reagan and think about sex.

Should a rim job be part of a good blowjob?

[quote]What to do with the foreskin?

Never had to find out.

do you need it vacum suck it to be good?

All you have to do is really like the dick and want it. Crave it. Kiss it. Tease it. Suck it. Be there for it. Feel it. It will get nice and firm if it likes what you're doing. It will start pulsating if it really likes it. Continue what you're doing into it explodes. Gently keep going. Long loving sucks.

Listen to the dick. Pay attention to how it responds. Your mouth becomes one with the dick and ascends into Nirvana.

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