Left-wing Norway party leader resigns after stealing Hugo Boss sunglasses

Mhm.

Problematic ally.

Handsome and a neck to make a giraffe envious.

Gay socialists are some of the most mind numbing, baffling people in the world to me.

Married with children. Socialist. So this was redistribution of wealth for shits and giggles. Or he's a complete hypocrite and he's into high bourgeois luxury consumer goods. By a former Nazi brand, we might add.

The wife seems very pleasant and all but we think he could do better... in our gay asses.

[quote]Bjørnar Moxnes — who led Norway’s Red Party which has eight seats in the Norwegian parliament

Whatever happens in his career, he can always take a seat on my face.

Only one pair? Amateur.

Eh. He’s got that Hell’s Kitchen face. Pass.

Any shots in speedos, or naked in his sauna?

Hot.

He reminds me of Garrett Haake from MSNBC.

Sexy!

Hot!!!

BDE x 100

Haha... what a klepto.

Looks like the girlfriend was in on it too.

Call me, Bjørnar! Mmpwah!

A young person becomes successful, gets too confident, fucks up. Happens all the time.

R17 I would imagine he’s done this before, this is just the first time he’s been caught.

[quote] Call me, Bjørnar! Mmpwah!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NO!!!!

Take me to jail, please!!!!

The anti-woke troll r16 has been triggered!

Jeeze, what a screw up.

Maybe because you are fundamentally stupid r4?

Does anyone here speak Norwegian?

What does this mean?

Isn't it curious? Norway expects its politicians to resign over stealing a pair of overprized sunglasses, but US politicians are celebrated for promoting legalized bribing and there are those who are claiming that Joe Biden is a kindly old grandfather who is being defamed by the Dump cohorts over his and his retarded wastrel of a son's, shady business in Ukraine.

And let's not even talk about Dump protecting violent Middle Eastern theocracies because he has business interests in them, Obama starting his first presidential term with an estate worth $6 million and leaving the presidency 8 years later with a personal worth of $200 million, the repugnant Bush family's suspicious business dealings since the 1960s and their Nazi sympathies, or the Clinton's mysterious financial movements through their so-called foundation. Oh, and what about the shameless insider trading in which ALL members of the US Congress have been engaging for decades?

This goes to show how disastrous things are in the alleged brightest beacon of democracy in the world.

Potential retribution statement channeling Trump:

I’d like to address the incident in which a pair of not-very-fancy Sunglasses jumped into my Pocket. Many people are saying I am the modern day Robin Hood. I was planning to give them to the FORGOTTEN BLUND ALBINO ORPHANS who were robbed of them by WOKE customs agents.

My Charity that was shuttered as a politically motivated WITCH HUNT employed 10,000 weeping wounded Veterans who made those Glasses with tiny golden mallets. Free blowjobs were had by the finest East European AMERICAN trad wife escorts but the coked up BIDEN CRIME FAMILY trampled them

r24 = tiresome bothsidesism troll who just wants you to sit out the election, thereby benefitting the GOP

R26 = Stupid partisan fool who doesn't realize that the Democrats and Republicans are two sides of the same coin, and idiotically believes that a few electoral promises justify supporting an entire cabal of shameless, corrupt thieves who are friends in real life, only pretend to "clash" in front of the corporate media for theatrical purposes, and don't give a damn about anybody else but themselves and their rich, powerful donors.

In short, this is exactly why MULTIPLE parties are needed, so a single group of politicians cannot gain control over government at any time.

Reclaiming my time. Reclaiming my millions. Reclaiming my time.

r28 is a racist fuckwad.

Jesus, OP. That introductory sentence belongs in the DL Hall of Fame.

If you’re leftwing in Norway, man you’re really fucking leftwing

Almost r30, but it has been excluded from competition for failing to reference his sexual desirability.

I want to taste his foreskin.

r33 I imagine it must smell divine, like a mossy fjord.

R29 if you say so. Someone above made the argument about both parties in DC profiteering in their Washington years. I concur. And posted Waters because she is known to have been corrupt. Many democrats in congress have been very dirty, indeed. And I am a registered Democrat.

r27 You are completely unhinged if you want us to treat unproven allegations against Biden and his son and the Clinton Foundation the same as Trump's countless indictments for trying to overturn the election, possibly selling state secrets, and fomenting a fucking insurrection to top it all off.

Blatant bothsidesism like that has no place in our discourse, unless you happen to be twelve years old or have just arrived to our planet yesterday.

R36 everything is black and white to simpletons like yourself. It's not "twosiderism" to say the both parties are profiteers, and one party is downright venal and criminal and cynical in all ways.

He's clearly used to stealing, this wasn't a first time, and the girlfriend was totally fine with it too.

Superfuckable!

But he’s 41 and doing this shit? Something is amiss with him.

Shoplifters are often Borderlines. As are politicians.

In his youth with 5:00 shadow.

Forgiven!

Make good choices people...

[quote] Obama starting his first presidential term with an estate worth $6 million and leaving the presidency 8 years later with a personal worth of $200 million,

Both Barrack and Michelle wrote books, do podcasts and speeches, and signed a Netflix deal, and that amounts to a net worth of about $70 million (as opposed to your $200M, to which I'll patiently await an evidentiary link).

[quote]the repugnant Bush family's suspicious business dealings since the 1960s and their Nazi sympathies,

At least you've given cursory credit for the Bush family's dealings, which indeed include working with the Third Reich Nazis (albeit in Prescott Bush's time), but let's not forget the fact that the Bush family is in bed with the Saudi royal family via the Carlisle Group [italic]which includes the bin Laden family[/italic] (underscoring why Bush let Osama go when we had him cornered in Tora Bora). There are dozens of books documenting the Bush family nefarious dealings, so rather than go on a long diatribe, I'll just refer you there. Bottom line, to include the dealings of the Bush family malfeasance as compared to the Obamas and the Clintons is like including cyanide in a group of toxic substances alongside poison ivy and uric acid.

[quote]or the Clinton's mysterious financial movements through their so-called foundation.

Yes, let's downplay the accomplishments of the Clinton Foundation on HIV/AIDs, their works in Haiti and after Katrina, their climate initiatives, the work with impoverished African nations... because it's "so-called" and, if associated with a Democrat, must be nefarious, amiright?

It's easy to lump all politicians together and cast them all as scoundrels, crooks and thieves, especially when one entire "news" network has spent 35 years telling us over and over how corrupt the Democrats are and we should just ignore our eyes and ears, particularly when Republican after Republican gets caught red-handed working with and for dictators, authoritarians, corrupt oligarchs and the worst of the worst across the planet. However, in the age of a Republican attempting to overthrow a free and fair election and a Republican party willing to go along with this coup, it's getting old and tired to compare the two parties as though they are remotely similar. They are not.

Not by a long shot.

Is he gay?

Hot man.

He looks gaunt in some more recent photos. Psychiatric issues? Meds?

A political party leader, yet he was active kleptomaniac tendencies. Not a good mix.

Any pics of his Pinga?

R48 He's a Scandinavian politician, not a Brazilian manwhore.

The sunglasses shoplifting, however, suggests a lack of good judgment that might facilitate loosely shared dick pics.

Shoplifting sunglasses surveillance set to a strange soundtrack.

Beautifully put, R37. I was going to eviscerate that retard, but I can see that you've already done it. Thank you!

I should have just linked this.

R51 he has a nice ass in that video

R39 People of all ages shoplift, it’s a real thrill. Whenever I’ve looked at sunglasses at an airport they have those big plastic security tanks attached to one of the arms, it makes them difficult to try on.

Bjørnar has stolen my heart!

There have been confirmed sightings of Momma and her mussy at the international arrivals concourse in the Oslo airport.

People make mistakes.

It’s clear he needs a hug.

Id definitely eat his ass

R60 = Hugo Boss marketing manager

Am I crazy for not thinking this guy is all that sexy? He’s certainly good looking and handsome, but the face just somehow lacks that smoldering / inherent masculinity to it that gets me going (I guess the skinny / giraffe neck doesn’t help). Basically like many gay guys I see at the bars these days. Idk. To each his own…

You're not alone, he does nothing for me either.

He can sit on my face too, op.

HOT!

Sure, there are much hotter men, but are they kleptomaniac Scandinavian socialist politicians?

He was caught again steeling a lot of cheese. He said he has a mental problem and will take some time off to get therapy. I feel bad for him.

I voted for his party this election btw. His party Rødt is a far left party, with ties to Marxism.

r66 What the fuck, really? That does sound like a mental problem and I'm glad he's aware he has one. I know corrupt politicians steal millions of taxpayer money, but that's not compulsion, that's "just" greed. What this guy has is obviously proper kleptomania.

R68 Yes. At first he came cross horribly as he lied about stealing the sunglasses. But then the news broke about him stealing cheese and salmon. He stole like 10 cheeses. It was odd. If he was a klepto he would steal more expensive stuff. He clearly has mental issues and is struggling. I'm glad he's getting help. He admitted it himself that he's struggling mentally and will get therapy. He got a lot of sympathy and support from people after being honest. It's striking compared to The Conservative Party's "stock gate" with the former prime minister's husband trading stocks with inside information. Lets just say what Moxnes did is nothing compared to that.

[quote]If he was a klepto he would steal more expensive stuff.

When you suffer from this condition, it's the thrill of doing it and not getting caught, not necessarily the monetary value of what you steal. I still recall the exhilaration of stealing a small tumbled gemstone once as a teenager, which was valued at something like €3. My brain immediately recognised the addictive potential of it, raised alarm bells like hell, and I've never stolen a thing since. I felt so alive in that moment, but I'm extremely glad I managed to nip it in the bud.

R70 True. My point is just that whatever he's struggling with, he's clearly sick. He needs help. He has admitted to having a problem and is getting help, so he's doing something about it. Which is more than can be said about most politicians. Our former prime minister is getting off scot-free from stock gate.

All I want for Christmas is to INHALE this guy's cummy underwear like I just served forty years in prison and that was my first breath of freedom.

He should replace one addiction with another and get himself an OnlyFans. Problem solved, gay lives enriched.

R72 He's left wing, so you know he's gay friendly. Sadly I think he¨s straight. I haven't heard anything else. You never know though...

Political leanings and kleptomania aside, I would venture to say he probably has excellent bath and bedroom linens!

I found no evidence online of him shoplifting cheese, but I like to think he was dumping an entire tray of fine fromage into a stylish attaché case in a purported act of Marxian resistance, but in reality, he just gets hard stealing non-basic goods.

He might even cum hands-free walking out the shop door.

R73 What gave it away? Was it the wife and kids?

He talks funny

R77 How? He talks normal Norwegian.

[quote]He might even cum hands-free walking out the shop door

Pics please.

R76 I'm shocked to find out he has a wife, or did. I thought he was straight and had a girlfriend, but I actually didn't know he was married. According to wiki they divorced last year. Apparently he has two kids too. To be fair I really don't keep up on the private lives of our politicians. Either way I never suspected him to be gay. I always assumed he was straight, so I don't care either way. He's gay friendly though, he supports gay rights, which is the most important thing.

r78 I think that might have been the joke, Norwegian sounds funny to many non-Norwegian speakers. Not in an ugly way like Dutch, just funny.

R81 I've been told we speak very flat, which to be fair, is true. It's not very pretty, but I don't think it's the ugliest language in the world either. I personally think Swedish is a more beautiful language, on the other hand Danish is worse than Norwegian. I have no problem with Danes, I just have difficulty understanding them when they speak. It's easier to understand Swedish.

R23 it means “OMG Dyatlov?”

He stole them for a reason. He knows what’s coming.

R83 No. R23, this is the correct translation: Capitalism is awesome, not.

To risk a career for one pair of sunglasses is crazy. Now to risk a career for one suitcase you pilfer in the airport that has not been claimed yet makes so much more sense..