Below Deck Down Under - Season 2

That boat looks OLD.

I think this is the ugliest "super yacht" they've ever had on any season of Below Deck.

It's weird they would use such an old and ugly boat. I wonder why they did that?

And the controls on the Bridge look ancient!

Adam from Brooklyn is hot!

I'm laughing because the Chef's name is Tzarina.

Isn't that Albert's drag name from the movie "The Birdcage?" Rofl.

Adam = closeted Harry = closeted Culver = closeted Luke = predator

What a bunch

Adam is as dumb as a box of Dyker Heights rocks. Luke is a hot slut…like an aging Sean Cody boy.

Culver is back???

His body is nuts!

So happy to see him return.

Drama with Luke next week. I bet he's the one who gets kicked off the boat. Laura is a cunt. The perfect villain. The chef is insecure but sweet. She and Culver were on WWHL last night and they were both alot of fun.

So this happened…

What happened, R7??

My sound wasn't working, and I couldn't make out what was going on!!

But it looked chaotic.

Luke is a pig. Who would ever hire him after this. He really fucked up his life. Thank God production intervened and Margo was ok. Laura should have been escorted off the boat with Luke. She's mentally ill.

There’s something strange about Laura, in a psychotic way.

Tzarina might be the best chef since Rachel, if she stays on for a few years.

Adam is horrible, as a person and as bosun.

You have to be a special kind of delusional to get in bed with a drunk woman, who says she wants to go to sleep, and says “No Luke”. And be naked while you do it. In front of a camera, a crew and your captain. And then try to block them from the room when they tell you to get the fuck out.

Laura is what the kids call a Pick Me.

A good proportion of women are like her, unfortunately.

And now cuntface Joao is back. Loathe him. I get closeted gay vibes from Adam and Harry. The chef is awesome. I love how she stays calm even when she fucks up.

I liked Luke, but what he did was creepy - even if he was drunk.

But I suppose we're all glad our drunken activities haven't been filmed for reality TV.

"Lowra" doesn't seem all that well-adjusted mentally - she admits she has a hard life, leaving Latvia at 18 with little money or support; she admits she's unhoused. I hope she gets the help and support she needs.

Captain Justin is a Zaddy.

Laura is just as much of a predator as Luke is.

Laura, in spite of her exhausting hair and make-up routine, has the look of a Slavic peasant woman.

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This week’s episode was so disturbing - actually quite harrowing from a sexual assault/harassment lens. I like how Captain Jason acts quickly to solve problems on the ship. He was not even entertaining Laura’s exit bullshit monologue.

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That was pretty much exactly what Laura said to Margot about Luke, R20.

Caught in the act!

Lesbian producer to the rescue....

Can you fuck off for a second?

Big pixelated cock!

Nice ass, Luke!

There was a naked man in my bed?

Luke's girlfriend Diana Maldonado defends him and says, "Girl, he was just acting."

Apparently she was messaging someone who criticized her for still being with a "predator," and she responded by saying that he was only acting for the cameras.

That's when the girl who received the message, posted it online.

This was filmed over a year ago. I'm wondering if Luke and Laura were both working when the episode aired and if they're still employed.

R29 Didn’t they get married?

R14 Did you really “like him” or just want to suck his dick?

Luke set his Instagram to private.

BOO!

When do we get to see nude Captain Jason?

The production team is getting a lot of praise for stepping in and getting Luke out of Margo's cabin but shouldn't they have prevented a naked man from entering the cabin of a woman who passed out drunk? Shouldn't they have stopped him at the door? Bravo is sleazy and so is this show.

Pathetic

I want to comfort Luke's ass with my face!

Laura is an avatar for a segment of the DL community. Her eyes lit up while asking Margot if Luke was erect during the incident.

Who will be replacing Luke and Laura?

Tonites episodes were so much better without the predators. Aesha's cunt side is coming out with Joao on the boat. Those guests were really lovely. Just wanted to have a good time. Not messy or trashy. And seeing the boys in speedos was a highlight. I'll take Joao and his fit fat bod.

I love Joao. He's so handsome.

I think his best friend and roommate from Below Deck Med had a crush on Joao.

Are Joao and Colly Wolly still close?

With the two new additions this is the best looking crew in BD history. If Harry bulked up he would be even more gorgeous. That face!

Those guests were so much fun! Not demanding or too drunk. Best 2 episodes I watched of BD in a while.

The new stew shouldn’t piss off cheffy the first night off. Bad move on the new girl’s part. She is gorgeous, though.

Adam is such a sweetheart. Love hearing him talk about his family.

^ I know, I got choked up listening to young Adam trying to be the father figure for his younger siblings.

(And I know, MARY!)

I like having 2 episodes in a row.

The beach picnic on the sandbar in the ocean freaked me out. All I would be able to think about is how much time I had before it was submerged. I’m sure editing made the situation more dramatic, but still not worth it to me.

Jesus Christ I am on the Luke episode when he kicks Luke off of the boat- Sweet Jesus, that Russian or whatever the fuck she is "Esther" from Orphan is fucking EVIL and disgusting. What a vile TROLL! I hate her more than Luke.

HOLY SHIT--- SPOILER+++++++++++++++

Jason shitcanned this vile BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave Vera Farmiga alone you little 40 year old cunt!!!!

BIGGER SPOILER ++++++++++++

Adam gets fired.

Why does he get fired, R48?

Supposedly Culver gets fired for being a lazy ass. Haven’t heard any rumors about Adam.

R50. Wow. I heard Adam got fired for the fuck up with the anchor but I'd rather see Culver go. I really like Adam.

Culver was a lazy ass last season also.

By the end of the season, he gave zero fucks and even started drinking on the job.

I'm shocked they even brought him back.

Joao is still a bit of an asshole but he's always been a hard worker and I like how he's trying to make amends with Aesha and the chef. Hearing Culver talk about how lazy Joao is made me realize how clueless he really is. PS. Tonite is the Captain Jason speedo episode.

[quote]PS. Tonite is the Captain Jason speedo episode.

Thank you, R53; I'm irrationally excited to see Captain Jason in a speedo.

R54. I believe all of the boys will be in speedos. Thank goodness Harry brought along enough for everyone to wear.

The deck crew all sounded so young and clueless when it came to what a supervisor does to earn his keep. For starters, you’d think they’d seen previous BD episodes with Joao. Would love to see them react to a corporate job.

Well that sucked. Jason sent the wrong person home.

Captain Jason is a lunatic.

He has fired three crew members already this season, after only five or six episodes!!!

How does he expect to run charters, when he keeps firing the crew???

R58. Luke and Laura had to go. He could have given Adam a second chance. Culver will be next to go and it looks like Jason has concerns about Margo drinking on the job. The new deckhand is hot.

Harry lied to Jason about the speedo. He said it was brand new when he actually wore it earlier in the season.

[quote] Harry lied to Jason about the speedo. He said it was brand new when he actually wore it earlier in the season.

That's kind of hot.

If I were Harry, I would take it back and keep it as a souvenir, after Jason wore it.

Captain Jason is not hot, people. He is actually one of the ugliest people I have ever laid eyes upon. Wake up!

R62. Thank you. I don't get the love for Jason. Bosun Jamie was so much hotter in season 1.

R61. Harry should donate the speedo to my Clubhouse!

[quote] Bosun Jamie was so much hotter in season 1.

[quote] —Captain Shandy

Oh, what do you know, Shandy??

You're a LESHBIAN!!!

Is Ayesha the Aussie with the Godawful whining drawl?

Aesha definitely has THE most annoying way of speaking.

It's almost like she's whining when she talks.

And she's actually from New Zealand, not Australia.

She started out on Below Deck Mediterranean, with Captain Shandy.

Captain Jason looks like a fast and sloppy wiper. He definitely left some chunky skid marks on those speedos.

Captain Jason looks like a fast and sloppy wiper. He definitely left some chunky skid marks on those speedos.

You're disgusting, R69!!!!

That poor choking guy.

I hope he's okay.

Culver seems absolutely miserable this season. Very unhappy.

I wonder what's going on with him.

He was much more cheerful last season.

It's weird, because I like Joao and I think he seems nice. But he really, really rubs people the wrong way.

I don't get it.

I think Joao has an odd sense of humor and not too many people get him. But he seems to be a good leader. There's something off about Culver. He's a brat. I don't know why Jason brought him back unless he was desperate. I really wouldn't be surprised if he got fired next.

First 7 mins of next week's episode if anyone is interested.

Adam was such a hottie, Jason really overreacted, shame, I’ll miss him. Harry’s a little goofy, but he’s 6’5”, and looks nice in a Speedo, in a few years when he puts on a few lbs, he’ll be drowning is pussy.

I don't think Jason has much of a choice. If Adam fucked up again and he or someone else got injured or if the boat was seriously damaged Jason would be held accountable and questioned as to why he kept Adam after he made a huge mistake. I think Adam understood that.

Aesha was spotting filming BDM with Shandy. I was hoping they would replace Shandy with someone competent.

I think Luka likes working out and wearing speedos with the boys! So cute :)

Luka is gorgeous. Aesha fucked Jamie over by letting Margot do service on the final charter. And Cheffy was a major cunt to Joao. I don't blame him for being confused and pissed. Can you imagine horny male guests requesting the female crew members wear bikinis while serving dinner?

Adam is so handsome.

I didn't know he was Albanian. I thought Albanian men were dark and swarthy.

He might very well be gay. He doesn't have very many females on his Instagram page (except for his mother), and he's usually surrounded by guys.

No girlfriend either, by the looks of it.

Another surprising thing about Adam is that he's a skater, which is totally unexpected.

Adam came across as asexual on the show. He had zero interest in anyone.

I love Harry.

He's so goofy and dorky, which is totally adorable.

It cracked me up when Culver called him a gossip queen

You know, what I've come to realize that when girls consider a guy to be "just a friend," they're usually picking up on something. Perhaps like that guy might be gay.

I'm not saying he's gay because with someone like Harry it's really hard to tell.

But Harry might be one of those guys who's actually gay but doesn't realize it.

That said, I wonder if Harry realizes that his two new friends on the beach are homosexuals? Lol.

Harry and his Budgie Smugglers.

Margot is my favorite cast member from this season.

She's hilarious, and super chill.

I think she handled the Luke situation very well. She didn't over-react, but instead processed her feelings and then called her mom and had a good cry in the bathroom, away from the cameras. And importantly, she acknowledged the love and support she received from the other crew members. She dealt with everything in such a natural way, and not playing it up for sympathy.

But I think my favorite Margot moments were when she would take little "sippy poos" from the leftover booze. That would SO be me! She would have a little taste of wine here, a little shot of tequila there, and a whole bunch of sips of the pina colada. That was hilarious! And I'm so glad the Captain gave her a warning, instead of firing her.

I think I like Margot because she reminds me of actress Bonnie Hunt, and I love Bonnie Hunt.

That was gross behavior. Were they random cups here and there? If you’re drinking from random cups from the day before, you’ve got a problem. She’ll turn into those wine moms, drinking little “sippy poos” while she’s driving around her eight year old’s soccer team.

Aesha should not have let Margot do service on the final charter. Very unfair to Jamie (who I don't even like) who jumped in as second stew and has done a great job.

Jaimee's a man stealing slut!

That latest episode was hilarious.

Damn, that was harsh when the blonde lady told the lactose intolerant oriental lady, "No one wanted to room with you!!!"

Rofl.

Once Luke and Laura were gone the season really took off and it's been alot of fun. Harry and Margot are hilarious. It's also the best looking BD crew ever.

Best looking by far, R88.

Culver is going to get his heart broken by Jaimee.

I'm so shocked by how easily these people will toss each other aside, the instant someone better looking comes along.

It's so shallow.

Season finale tonight!

Aesha and Jason were on WWHL tonite. I'm guessing that's the only reunion we're getting.

Jason paying that cunt guest out of his own pocket for her damaged Dress Barn gown was pure class.