John Cena is mermaid Ken!

I turned them down. Too busy.

I love Cena--especially his sense of humor about himself. Always willing to go naked, show his ass, make a fool out of himself. Very appealing.

He is showing his age a bit, though. He looks older than 46. (The blonde wig doesn't help.)

Looks like MTG on one of her better days.

Looks like Fred Armisen's character Candace.

Shouldn't it be Merman?

He looks so much better without the wig.

"Splash 2".

Fishy!

I'll take him anyway I can get him. I love him.

This is hilarious. I'm really excited for this movie! He's serving in that wig, hunty!

SJP wants her hair back!

The real Mermaid Ken didn't have long hair.

This guy is a bigger attention white than The Rock.

I used to like him until he sucked China’s sick.

Homely!

Wait, he sucked what?

SORRY! I meant to say that he's a massive attention whore and that I liked him a lot more before he sucked China's dick. He said something about liking Taiwan or whatever and China threw a shit fit, so he groveled and had a whole press conference where he apologized for it. This was only a year or two back.

More reason to love Cena: he has an openly gay brother and John has done PSA for LGBT awareness.

Cena identifies as straight but had also acknowledged getting erections in the wrestling ring: "that's just a natural human response."

We all gotta let our hair down once in a while!

I did not have dick!

He's one of the few celebrities that I truly like. He's great at comedy and very handsome with a beautiful body. The full package.

He's no Sylvia Miles.

He's hilarious, and he's always game for anything, and he's got a great body. But he is not a handsome man.

[quote] Looks like Fred Armisen's character Candace.

Yes, he looks like Fred Armisen.

Odd choice.

[quote]But he is not a handsome man.

Helen Keller weighs in.

John! Call me! I'm prelubed and my legs are already high in the air!

That's not a classically handsome face at R25. Eyes close together, lots of vertical space between nose and mouth.

He's got a full head of hair and a ton of masculine features (thick neck, square jaw, muscular and bulky body).

So, I would agree he's very attractive.

Looks "special" at r25.

Kill it with fire!

I guess Steven Tyler was busy.

[quote]Helen Keller weighs in.

That's rich coming from you, Stevie Wonder!

r25, that's not a handsome face. Sorry if you think it is.

I'd still do him, but that doesn't mean he's handsome. Just beautifully built.

I consider him handsome because he has many attractive masculine features. Lots of people think cute men handsome, but I never do. I don't like men who have softer features, small noses, big eyes, look very young and non-threatening. To me, that's like being attractive to a feminine teenager.

I agree, R33. I prefer "masculine features": strong, defined large-features, even brutish looking, by some people's standards. That's sexy to me.

I can admire pretty and/or cute men, but they don't quite do it for me. No desire to make love to fashion models or classical sculptures or painted portraits.

My idea of big nose, big ear handsome.

Is that you, R35?

No, I'm at least 10 years older, r36.

Actually, maybe 20.