Analyze Matt Damon and Miss Cillian Murphy in this pic

Cillian looks exactly like a lesbian I used to work with.

What a bunch of FAGS!

Cillian and Matt look like an old lesbian couple.

No analysis, but it's a great pic.

Cillian really does look like a sporty, middle-aged lesbian. Blunt looks good--I wasn't sure it was her.

The other dudes look pretty meh. Krasinski isn't keeping up the recent muscled beefiness that made him so suddenly appealing. Damon could be someone's chubby jock dad. Downey in particular looks quite old, tired, and in dire need of a sandwich.

[quote] Thanks OP

No thank R32 of the below-linked thread who first posted the pic.

Overpaid stars eating bad pizza in Brooklyn

Hardly pizza. Matt bought a penthouse floor in Brooklyn Heights. Paid a fortune.

Matt has too much filler. No wrinkles. Slits for eyes.

Robert looks the best, actually. Nice smile, nice craggy face.

There’s pizza in the picture 👀

Digging in? You tired to snark on them for slumming or something. But in fact they are on the roof terrace of Matt's 2-story $17 million penthouse and you have no proof the pizza is bad.

There isn't much to do in Brooklyn Heights, it's quite boring. Nice view of Manhattan, though.

Robert is covering his wrinkly neck in this photo. I do this too.

RDJ looks handsome.

Primo view

RDJ looks the best out of the men, all things considered. His body language is guarded. I find him more appealing as a older man than in his 20s/30s.

^ as an older man

R11, I'll take boring.

Nobody:

Cillian Murphy:

Matt is aging like milk.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

I don’t think that pic is going to sell any tickets.

Is Matt a jerk? Other than calling people "fags" when he was younger.

Cillian has the least "no homo" behavior of the men in this picture.

Everybody from Boston used the word "fag" back in the day. People need to get the fuck over it.

Reminds me of this pic

RDJ looks very handsome. Agree the best looking of the males in the photo. Probably the most fun to be around and chat with, as well.

R23, he only stopped using fag a couple of years ago when one of his daughters wrote a “treatise” about his use of the word. His revealing that is what started the association of “fag” and “faggot” with Matt on DL.

Cillian looks like my sister in law.

Matt about to say "faggot" in this pic.

50 year old men and their hags. What a joke

r11, are they at Matt's house?

R24, I never realized how very Addams Family that picture was. Thank you.

And I never realized that in any possible scenario Liza could look like the most normal in the group.

RDJ Jr looks best I’ve seen him in years.

I have an irrational dislike of Blunt and Krasinski they’re insufferably smug.

Agree, R33. Dislike them both.

Cillian was interesting looking when young but he always had rather rounded, soft features- for a guy. So, as he gets older he's going to look more and more like someone's gay aunt.

Gillian looks like a coked up Harriet Walter

Matty D looks stoned and over-botoxed.

I thought this was Patton Oswalt when it came on my feed.

I love Cillian Murphy. He can go from harmless goofball to murderer in a second.

Apparently Cillian's airing the old cock in an extended nude scene from this movie

I'd eat Krazinski's ass

That’s a lot of veneers.

Which ones are the men and which ones are the hags?

Matt looks like he is ready for his guests to leave and trying hard to be hospitable.

Krasinski and Blunt are superfluous. RDJ and Damon are cordial with each other, but possibly wary. Despite their affability and faux humility, each thinks he is the smartest in the room. Cillian just wants everyone to get along.

Damon is a notorious mansplainer who thinks he's the cat's pajamas when in fact he's the puckered hole

I like puckered holes.

R25 I don’t believe RDJ is spreading much fun around. He is insufferably smug & arrogant.

Matt and Ben were in their Golden Boy up and coming years when RDJ started experiencing his years of challenges. There are probably only 6 years or so between Matt and RDJ but Matt may have seemed like the next Hollywood bright young thing nipping at RDJs' heels. A Harvard man vs. arty, avant-garde pedigree dude.

RDJ’s prison experience has turned him into a conservative.

Endless amounts of surprise anal will do that to you…

It's funny how RDJ is only a handful of years older than Affleck and Damon but it seems like he's from another generation.

When I saw this picture on social media, I knew DL would have a field day because they love making fun of Matt Damon. Not that he doesn't deserve it, but DL loves to mock how dull & self-important he is.

He's always been a skinny guy, but between the bowl haircut & the slender build, Cillian could stand to beef up a bit

[quote] Cillian could stand to beef up a bit

He should stay as is. I love his elvish look.

[quote]Cillian could stand to beef up a bit

It would be so boring if everyone were a muscle moose.

R53 I agree, I find him extremely sexy just as he is.

R40 What movie is this? I'd like to see Cillian nude

Is Matt Damon a ...??

Krasinsky: Come on, everyone knows Matt's straight.

Blunt: Remember that time in the hot tub at Affleck's? That gave me pause.

RDJ: Lol, I think we all know the answer to that question.

Murphy: I know all Matty's secrets.

Damon: You fuckin' guys. You're all a bunch of ...!

Krasinski and Blunt live in that building too.

R55 it’s a movie about the science, and successful application, of fission to create the first nuclear bomb—through the eyes of the brilliant, troubled, sexually voracious Berkeley physics profesor who supervised the Manhattan Project.

Does that make your will tingle? ;)

*willy

R55, Oppenheimer features Cillian's dong.

The older Matt Damon gets the more he resembles an indomitable Finnish fishwife from a Minna Canth play.

Thanks R58 and R60 Oppenheimer sounds like a really interesting film anyway, Cilllian being nude is a bonus I wasnt expecting

Cillian showed his very flat butt in 28 Days Later.

R61 I believe Matt actually has Finnish roots.

I’m looking forward to the recreation of Berkeley in the 30s—town & gown. They filmed bits on campus, near the Beaux Arts “core” campus buildings.

Those roots look grey to me.

Matt Damon:

Ethnicity:

*father – English, some Scottish, distant Welsh

*mother – Finnish, Swedish, distant Norwegian

Comfortable shoes wearing lesbian vibes.

[quote]He's always been a skinny guy, but between the bowl haircut & the slender build, Cillian could stand to beef up a bit.

His body was amazing in Peaky Blinders. Can't imagine how much working out (including gorging on calories + protein) it must've been to get in that shape.

Sadly as you pointed out, he seems to just naturally be a super slight guy, making his PB physique extremely difficult to sustain long-term.

Bunch of manless queens and their fag hag.

I thought the blond woman was Cheese Larson. I was thrown off because Emily's dead eye is less evident from this angle. With no other distinguishing features, that eye is the only way I can identify Emily Blunt.

R70 are you also R29?

Emily Blunt has a dead eye? As in a fake, glass eye?

R72. No. I didn't read the responses before I posted. I like to think my post was bitter, thus making it a more acceptable DL comeback.

r73 No, one eye is just smaller than the other.

Brooklyn is now filled with insufferably smug, affluent, self-righteous parents of young children.

So congrats, movie stars! You'll fit right in.

Welcome to the Dull.

Would someone who actually knows tell me how Cillian is pronounced?

When did Matt become Jesse Plemons?

R77, it’s pronounced “Kill-e-unh”.

Wasn't Cillian really cute in something once?

[quote]When did Matt become Jesse Plemons?

Side note: Who would've guessed that the actor with the longest career coming out of Friday Nights Lights (aside from Connie Britton) would've been Jesse Plemons?

R53 had he been younger, he could have played elvish.

Tolkien or Santa?

Krasinski looks great and so does RDJ.

Matt looks like he's drinking or eating his way to rehab, and Cillian indeed looks like a corporate lesbian.

The main reason RDJ looks great here is because he seems to have gone a little easier on the hair/beard dye than he usually does these days.

I wonder if Krasinski swings bi. He seems like the type that would.

As does RDJ, of course. And Cillian....well, that's an open book.

The biggest sin in this pic is the thick crust pizza they are eating.

ughhh robt downey is so repulsive . he ruins the film.

Matt Damon is such a damn stud.

R88 your a man of welth and tast, i see

Brooklyn Odyssey

Neither is (or was ever) remotely fuckable. Murphy, however, is a decent actor whereas the other attended the Leo diCaprio School of Wooden Acting and Constipation

Downey and Murphy are great or near great actors.

Damon is good.

Krasinski is adequate.