AI tells us what Ken Dolls from each state look like

Guuuurl, i want's me some Idahoken........ LOL at Texasken... Please let someone do a 50 shtatesh of Lizsha...

Louisiana...meet Earring Magic Ken

50 shades of gay

Why do all the black ones have earrings?! They look so far beyond gay they actually look lesbian.

I want to see Idaho fuck Indiana. Does Idaho have an onlyfans?

Is AI a homosexualist?

Hello North Dakota.

Iowa, Maine, Minnesota, NJ (hate myself), Utah

And what happened to poor Kentucky? The rest of them look like Ken dolls, but Kentucky looks like a 14 year old foreign exchange student.

Damn AI thinks all black men are in drag?

Cool

Alabama has gayface

Arizona looks like a pimp

Lmao at Louisiana Ken. He's on his way to the Man Hole.

Louisiana IS Grace Jones

Arkansas (unexpectedly) looks the hottest.

Massachusetts (also unexpectedly) and Louisiana look the whoriest.

West Virginia is the most surprising. Are there even black men with dreads in West Virginia?

Illinois looks like a serial killer.

I think a couple of them used to be in The Village People.

Nebraska lost his virginity to Nevada.

South Carolina = super needy bottom

50 Shades of Yummy

Shout out to those biracial twink Ken dolls in Kentucky!

AI screwed up. Louisiana should have more showing in his pants. There is no bulge.

Once you go Black...you never go back!

West Virginia Ken would get lynched in West Virginia.

So much blonde hair!

New Jersey Ken should have dark brown hair, since his hair is veering into Paulie D territory.

Most twink-looking: Indiana, Ohio, Rhode Island.

Yeah, what the hell the black Kens wearing earrings.

I like the ones wearing glasses.

Wisconsin has the one Asian Ken. Asians are only 3.2% of the population there.

R24, if you think that is lot of blond hair, you should look at the AI Barbies -here is more diversity and character with the Kens.

[quote]New Jersey Ken should have dark brown hair, since his hair is veering into Paulie D territory.

It’s frosted, bitch!

[quote]South Carolina = super needy bottom

I resemble that remark!

Native American maybe, dumbass, r24?

ARMIE HAMMER

Damn, they wrong for Miss Looziana!

Interesting how none of them look like Ryan Gosling, who looks absolutely nothing like Ken.

Since Ken is from California, shouldn't the California one just look like Ken?

When did Ken get such beefy forearms?

The black Kens all look like borderline drag queens and the East Coast ones look like white preppy gays with a crush for pink.

The red state ones are hot as fuck, though.

The young Alaskan trade could get it

I'm pretty sure Rhode Island Ken is the realtor who showed me a condo on College Hill a few years ago.

Just a reminder...

R29 He would have made more sense as Ken in the movie and he's younger than Gosling.

Texas Ken is 50 yo.

Are they all anatomically incorrect?

Georgia has never been whiter, but you'd never guess that from marketing people.

Offensive, obnoxious, classist, out of touch, a true East Coaster’s idea of humor. All from the tired old website that fanned the flames of the cancel culture fad. Hope their offices burn down.

Texas looks like a Maga voter. Utah is a hotter cowboy.

I wonder how it decided which states to make a straight one for and which states got a gay one.

I'd like to know what Matt Damon thinks of them.

The black ones all look like trannies.

R37 I remember when "Earring Magic Ken" was introduced. It was in the mainstream news being called Cock Ring Ken. Ex. " Hanging around Ken’s neck, on a metallic silver thread, is what ten out of ten people in the know will tell you at a glance is a cock ring."

South Dakota looks like serial killer.

What a crazy array of looks... North Dakota, the only Ken with facial hair could be the on the cover of a romance novel... and he's much butcher than his neighbor South Dakota.

I'm pretty sure that I fucked New Jersey Ken. Yes very Gym, Tan, Laundry but a total champion pig in bed.

Why is Illinois a leather queen?

colorado Ken looks like a lesbian

Florida Ken should be either fat and balding or have a mullet

Hawaii Ken looks like KJ Apa

Idaho looks like Woody from Toy Story

New York is FTM

North Carolina just killed his parents after attending bible camp

Ohio has tacky interior design skills

Pennsylvania was in Shrek 2

Virginia likes Ozempic

I think Jersey Ken is sexy.

Pennsylvania Ken is stupid, nobody wears a jacket like that in PA.

Massachusetts Kenn is s typical Masshole.

Say it, Matt Damon.

SAY IT!

So Ken is gay? Does Barbie know?

Ooooooklahomo!

LOL West Virginia! Really??

Also, why is Wisconsin Asian, but Hawaii isn't?

R53 -- same. Also North Dakota.

Jersey and his mother:

"ANTNY! What did you do to your hair?!"

"I got it frosted, Ma! Cousin Joey said we would meet more girls that way!"

"You and Joey hang out too much. A man his age shouldn't still be single!"

All the Ken's look like big ol' 'moes.

[Quote]When did Ken get such beefy forearms?

Jerking off with Big Jim and Big Josh.

At least WE have dicks.

[quote] At least WE have dicks.

[quote] —Billy, Carlos, and Tyson

What a coincidence.

I LOVE dicks!

Good photography on Oklahoma. His face almost looks real.

I’m surprised Arizona, California, Louisiana, New Jersey don’t have some tattoos. Some chest tats. Seems like they would.

r61 AI would also likely predict that those 3 tops would have to be shared among the Ken dolls, with the exception of Arizona, Oklahoma, and New Jersey, who are also tops.

Georgia is a fem top. The young Alaska is still coming to terms with his sexuality (he still likes girls but fucks guys on the side sometimes)

Ken is such a raging homo whatever state he’s in

The Trans Original Gangster

I've been so unimpressed with AI. But since it feeds off data from people and the internet is filled with false information. It's of course biased and comically inaccurate. This is really going to take over?

I don't think there is either a hair stylist, barber, or animal groomer in West Virginia who could manage a poodle topknot like that. Bitch is going to DC to get her hair did.

Nevada is the most stunningly handsome and stylish.

What the hell West Virginia and Wyoming? There are like 3 POC in each state combined.

And Wisconsin is the only Asian? Wis-fucking-consin? Y'know the place that all Asian immigrants have their heart set on to live.

the pictures on Alabama, Michigan, and Wisconsin shirts are disturbing. Why is New Mexico weating a rope around his neck, and why does Texas have a cum rag on his?

Illinois is a leather queen because Chicago hosts International Mr. Leather every year, as every gayling on this site k nows. Why Washington is also one is a bigger question.

I’ll take New Mexico, Wisconsin, and Wyoming, please.

Virginia's bling is disturbingly complex too.

The snake is oddly appropriate, however.

The woman naked from the waist down in the Michigan background is also disturbing.

I wonder if the Barbie Movie will have a ton of jokes about Ken’s total lack thereof

looking at all the Ken dolls from each state makes me wonder if there is any intelligence in AI

North Dakota is obviously the most fuckable if you can stand the smell of hairspay.

Right R78?

All the black Kens are 500% gay bottoms. AI can't make one top?

R163, OK is my fave.

WFT is Alabama wearing?

And why does Connecticut have that twin-purse thing? For that matter, why do so many of them have some sort of thing around their necks that hangs down the front on both sides? Is this a thing now?

They all look gay. They all are gay. But then, we're talking about Ken. Some seem "right on' and some are ridiculous, like Virginia. Even the queens in Virginia don't wear that much bling. No one does.

Louisiana is a flamer. AI apparently thinks all black men are flamers, based on this.

Since I don't like pretty boys, it's hard to get excited about any of them, but I [bold]will[/bold] have me a North Dakota, please.

Wyoming auditioned for, but wasn't cast in, "Brokeback Mountain." (Too ethnic.)

Did you guys see Mississippi? Gurrrrlll!

All are blessed with the same infamous Kenginas, so there isn’t a big size war

^They knew we couldn’t handle another “Great War Between The States”

They captured Louisiana mid-transition.

Amazing what AI can do.

This is very scary. How do I know you're not all AI?

*sighs*

Keep on taking the green pill r89

Has Matt Damon weighed in yet?

Louisiana 2 snaps!

And they all look like they're meant to be younger than Ryan Gosling.

They're ALL gay - except maybe North Dakota.

So the manufacturer produces a different Ken doll for each state. I did not know that.

Here's an album with both A.I. Barbies and Kens side by side to see exactly how well (or poorly) matched the A.I. made them.

I'll give thrm points for not going full stereotype, and I have seen those two people at home. But it doesn't SAY "WEST VIRGINIA" to me. But I do think the blonde hair on her is beautiful.

Helloooo North Dakota. that is a good looking Ken

[quote]So the manufacturer produces a different Ken doll for each state. I did not know that.

Because that's not what's going on here.

Keep up.