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People in desperate need of a makeover

Celebrities, politicians, etc.

I nominate Casey DeSantis. DREADFUL fashions. She does not look good in those off-the-rack, pastel evening gowns from Macy's. And way, way too many capes. Hair is too long and she needs another style. Jackie O she will never be!

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by Anonymousreply 63July 13, 2023 8:52 PM

[quote]Jackie O she will never be!

Jackie, oh my sides...

She's not even stylish enough to be Little Edie feeding her feral cats.

by Anonymousreply 1July 7, 2023 11:10 PM

Prince William - should shave his head a grow a beard

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by Anonymousreply 2July 7, 2023 11:16 PM

Steven Segall

by Anonymousreply 3July 7, 2023 11:18 PM

Jon Cryer

by Anonymousreply 4July 7, 2023 11:19 PM

DL favorite Gwyneth Paltrow is long overdue.

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by Anonymousreply 5July 7, 2023 11:19 PM

The Rock

by Anonymousreply 6July 7, 2023 11:20 PM

[quote]Prince William - should shave his head a grow a beard

Or he could just put a bag over his head.

(Remember, we're all about cutting expenses!)

by Anonymousreply 7July 7, 2023 11:20 PM

DeSantis dresses like she's in a telenovela.

It'll never happen but I'd love for Fran Lebowitz to get a makeover. No more jeans and men's coats and cowboy boots, a softer haircut, etc. I know she'll be buried in those boxy clothes but I'd love to at least see an editorial fashion shoot where she tries something different.

by Anonymousreply 8July 7, 2023 11:27 PM

Casey DeSantis looks like Teresa Giudice's thirsty younger sister

by Anonymousreply 9July 7, 2023 11:32 PM

Butch straight woman Rep. Elissa Slotkin. Needs to go on a weight loss program, plastic surgery, and a fashion makeover. She dresses like a female parole officer.

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by Anonymousreply 10July 8, 2023 12:07 AM

The reason Casey DeSantis looks so awkward in those wannabe Jackie K.O. clothes, is because they belie her true personality (and because they're not Oleg Cassini, or Givenchy). She's a Guilfoyle type, and not at all like the DEMOCRAT she's attempting to emulate. It's actually a terrible decision on her part, because it's so obvious and completely pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 11July 8, 2023 12:27 AM

Mrs. Meatball

by Anonymousreply 12July 8, 2023 12:33 AM

Casey DeSantis always looks dreadful and completely inappropriate. Her clothes, her hair - just awful.

by Anonymousreply 13July 8, 2023 1:25 AM

Fuck her. She can look like a dirty cunt whore for all I care.

by Anonymousreply 14July 8, 2023 1:43 AM

Angelina Jolie. She could use a change.

Queen Camilla. Everybody knows why. The hair.

Jill Biden. Same reason, the hair.

by Anonymousreply 15July 8, 2023 1:53 AM

Keith Urban

Demi Moore

Queen Camilla

by Anonymousreply 16July 8, 2023 2:54 AM

Camilla is frumpy like a pre-makeover Susan Boyle.

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2023 3:01 AM

For some reason I read this as "People in desperate need of a shower"

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2023 3:01 AM

Johnny Depp

Britney Spears

Both need regular forced bathing (maybe power-washing at this point), haircuts, Depp needs extensive dental work, they both need rehab, and stylists.

No more dressing like they did in the 1990s. They are ridiculous and look like they smell.

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2023 3:02 AM

Hmm, her monotone frocks look familiar:

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by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2023 3:03 AM

[quote]Keith Urban

Omg yes. He look like an old lesbian.

Angelina is hit and miss.

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by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2023 7:22 AM

What's wrong with Casey DeSantis šŸ¤”

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by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2023 10:24 AM

^ Seriously, that look is all the rage in Transylvania...

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by Anonymousreply 23July 8, 2023 10:31 AM

Cameos with heels has always been my go to casual weekend outfit. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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by Anonymousreply 24July 8, 2023 10:42 AM

AJ always looks awful. That get up up in R21's pic looks like she's ready to start filming the next Star Wars installment. She needs a haircut and to gain 20 lbs.

by Anonymousreply 25July 8, 2023 10:43 AM

Fuck yous guys! I think Mrs. Meatball is fabulous šŸ˜ 

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by Anonymousreply 26July 8, 2023 11:08 AM

Two ladies I love:

Mayim Bialik

Kelly Clarkson

Iā€™m not either needs a full-on makeover, but I believe they both need new stylists.

by Anonymousreply 27July 8, 2023 11:29 AM

A makeover did wonders for my career

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by Anonymousreply 28July 8, 2023 11:38 AM

r27 I actually like Kelly Clarkson's style most of the time...also consider stylists stay on the conservative side for daytime TV and her weight fluctuates

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by Anonymousreply 29July 8, 2023 1:16 PM

R29 ā€” Good points about Kelly Clarkson.

by Anonymousreply 30July 8, 2023 1:50 PM

That whole Real Wives/pornstar look is so dated. Thatā€™s what Casey DeSatan is going for. Itā€™s tacky, and I blame Jersey Shore and porn for starting it.

by Anonymousreply 31July 8, 2023 1:55 PM

The Huckabeast, anyone? Someone needs to tell her that sheā€™s waaayy past Forever 21. In fact, she was NEVER there.

by Anonymousreply 32July 8, 2023 1:58 PM

R32 sheā€™s forever 21 pounds overweight

by Anonymousreply 33July 8, 2023 2:06 PM

R33 - try 121 poundsā€¦

by Anonymousreply 34July 8, 2023 2:10 PM

Same hair since 1973 and it still slays, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 35July 8, 2023 2:32 PM

Kelly Clarkson has no style. Remember when she had the undercut hair style and looked like a lesbian? I think that was the real Kelly.

by Anonymousreply 36July 8, 2023 4:34 PM

Carol Kane.

by Anonymousreply 37July 8, 2023 4:34 PM

Iā€™d say Madonna but thereā€™s no way I want to see what sheā€™d try next.

by Anonymousreply 38July 8, 2023 4:46 PM

Diane Keaton. Change up the hair lose the turtlenecks and high waisted ill-fitting, baggy slacks. I know she has fairly nice legs.

by Anonymousreply 39July 8, 2023 4:55 PM

Leslie Van Houten

by Anonymousreply 40July 8, 2023 4:56 PM

@r35, "Same hair since 1973 and it still slays, bitches! "

No it doesn't she looks like a Brillo Pad atop an old school marm

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by Anonymousreply 41July 8, 2023 6:05 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal! He should lighten up, shave the beard, get a new haircut and wear brighter colors. He looks tired, moody and depressed.

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by Anonymousreply 42July 8, 2023 6:33 PM

Even with better fashion and makeup, Casey will still be a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 43July 8, 2023 6:54 PM

What's with the capes?

by Anonymousreply 44July 8, 2023 7:46 PM

^ She uses the capes to hide the dead puppies and other atrocities she and her husband commit

by Anonymousreply 45July 8, 2023 7:55 PM

Sam Smith

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by Anonymousreply 46July 8, 2023 8:02 PM

Taylor Swift. But then again she always looks goofy and awkward, no matter her styling.

by Anonymousreply 47July 8, 2023 8:06 PM

Donā€™t tell Ron: Casey DeSantis gets her dress patterns from the Disney Princess ā„¢ļø collection!

by Anonymousreply 48July 8, 2023 8:31 PM

Marsha Blackburn.

Awful looking! That rodent nest on her head is a huge mess!

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by Anonymousreply 49July 8, 2023 9:05 PM

Me.

by Anonymousreply 50July 8, 2023 9:07 PM

Sheā€™s fabulous, but touch-ups here and there keep her eloquent and the gentleman callers lusting.

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by Anonymousreply 51July 8, 2023 9:14 PM

@r46 "Sam Smith "

He needs a complete demolition šŸ™„

by Anonymousreply 52July 8, 2023 9:15 PM

Republican women really go for that animatronic look.

by Anonymousreply 53July 8, 2023 9:20 PM

When billionaire mogul Crow sends Clarence & I on our next extravagant vacation, I must have an incredible makeover as part of the package.

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by Anonymousreply 54July 8, 2023 9:20 PM

Princess Anne *has* started on a makeover, she's letting her inner Butchie out and is wearing military uniforms to formal events instead of dresses!

It totally suits her far more than femme clothes ever did, she's always been that rare bird a straight stone butch, and she should keep doing it as long as she stays in the public eye. And if only she'd go all the way and cut her hair short in stead of that ratted bun that was in style for about five minutes in the seventies, she'd be full-on FIERCE!!

by Anonymousreply 55July 8, 2023 9:47 PM

Kellyanne

by Anonymousreply 56July 10, 2023 8:27 AM

Bridget Fonda.

by Anonymousreply 57July 10, 2023 9:29 AM

@r56, She's had several, but the ugly just keeps seeping through

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by Anonymousreply 58July 10, 2023 10:07 AM

Arkansas adores their pork. Of course Governor ā€œHuckā€ is popular there.

by Anonymousreply 59July 10, 2023 1:22 PM

The only thing that will make Sarah Huckabee Sanders attractive will involve a paper bagā€¦several. She makes MTG look like Grace Kelly.

by Anonymousreply 60July 10, 2023 4:32 PM

Stevie Nicks needs to abandon the *~mystic witch~* facade after pretending she's Wiccan for fifty years. She would look much better with brighter colors. Her coke spoon can stay hidden in her shoes though, that's surprisingly en vogue at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 61July 10, 2023 6:09 PM

Gene Simmons

by Anonymousreply 62July 13, 2023 10:32 AM

If pregnant, can still get a makeover.

Must look lovely when on Fox.

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by Anonymousreply 63July 13, 2023 8:52 PM
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