Did anyone ever enjoy playing the piano as much as Jo Ann Castle?

That is also a fine advertisement for good foundation garments.

Yes, Liberace, Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard

My mother wore her hair that way, for a spell in the mid-60s.

With two more poundings of her feet, she would have had an orgasm. Wouldn't Ol' Lawrence be pleased!

Victor Borge

The female cast of the Lawrence Welk show depleted the ozone layer with hairspray usage in the 70s (assuming this was filmed circa 1975 since those folks always looked ten years out of date).

R6, you don't think my hair got this way by gravity alone, do you?

Oscar Peterson

Weren't all the Lawrence Welk musicians and singers FORCED to continually smile while performing? Job requirement, even for the guys in the orchestra.