Jesse Watters Takes Over Tucker’s 8pm Timeslot on Fox

Fox never seems to run out of no-good, lying, slimy, douchebag punks.

He just looks like an asshole

[QUOTE] Fox never seems to run out of no-good, lying, slimy, douchebag punks.

That’s because nearly every conservative male fits this description.

There has to be dirt on him.

Poor Laura, demoted to 7pm.

These Fox guys always look like pervs, just like Rick DeSantis.

Whose cock is this guy sucking? He's charmless, deadpan, talentless, dumb as a rock, facially punchable and he keeps getting promoted.

[quote] He's charmless, deadpan, talentless, dumb as a rock, facially punchable and he keeps getting promoted.

How does that differ from his predecessors: Tucker Carlson, Glenn beck, or Bill O'Reilly?

Smile like The Corinthian from The Sandman, with a personality to match.

Would.

Gotta keep the crazy going somehow.

Jesse looks like the FTM version of Ron deSantis’s wife

Watters -- piece of shit

There has to be dirt. Likes wearing tricot baby doll nighties...something.

Jesse Watters is hot as hell. Shame he's a anti-democratic conservative, but I would certainly still be his friend's with benefits. He's had too much botox but whatever, that's what aging pretty boys on TV do.

Looks like the type to enjoy being into forced enema play.

His personality makes him hideous

He's into...infantalism...the doo-doo diaper kind...

I heard that too, R18, and he wears those tricot babydoll nighties just like R14 said and after the doo doo diaper comes the forced enema play.

See? We're ALL correct about this guy!

I give him 8 months.

[quote]How does that differ from his predecessors: Tucker Carlson, Glenn beck, or Bill O'Reilly?

I hate to have to acknowledge this, but he’s actually dumber than the others. Even Beck. ☹️

Didn’t think it was possible, but they filled the slot with literally the dumbest guy on TV.

Sucker punch Watters.

My grandmother always said you should never trust a man with thin lips. Looking at this thin-lipped asshole, I think she was on to something.

Love him or hate him, Carlson was an independent thinker. I disagreed with him on everything except Ukraine. But he was entertaining. This Watters guy just tows the party line.

He has a wonky eye.

I thought the dumbest guy on television was that Brian guy on Fox in the morning. I'm sure that he takes the short bus every day.

No talent cunt.

I assume the people posting opinions about his mental capacity have been following him on FOX for a while. That's scary.

Patrick Bateman meets The Grinch.

He's so difficult to look at. Like a Campbell's soup kid grown up.

He committed adultery and later married a producer on his show. Seems like fox hasn't learned its lesson

He even makes his female co-hosts visibly uncomfortable on air, which is one of the most Fox things I’ve seen.

Why / how do all you DLers know so much about the guy? Do you all watch Fox regularly?

Keep your enemies closer, R33.

[QUOTE] Why / how do all you DLers know so much about the guy? Do you all watch Fox regularly?

Right, R33. Cause Fox is regularly reporting all the dirt on their top anchors.

Don’t be such a buffoon.

They've gone from a douche to a tampon.

He's from the school of "yelling gives you credibility"

R33 I watch "The Five" sometimes for shits and giggles.

Replacing a punchable face with a PUNCHABLE face

Hi defacturd at r33

Watters has such a slappable face.

R31: Pete Hegseth did the same thing but at least he's nice to look at.

Like you wouldn’t fuck Jesse, R40?

You only have to listen to this fool for a few minutes to realize he's an idiot.

R41, have some self respect.

R41, I would not fuck Jesse Watters.

I would not fuck him, in a house. I would not fuck him with a mouse. I would not fuck him here or there. I would not fuck him anywhere. He would not get green eggs and ham. I would not fuck him, Sam I am.

I wouldn't fuck him with Casey DeSantis' dick

You wouldn’t hesitate to drop to your knees for him.

Making fun of Asians on O'Reilly before Trump made Coco Chao a cool epithet.

He and Tucker are fucking. Clearly.

It looks like someone already kicked his teeth out and he went to Brandon Flowers' dentist.

That timeslot is cursed. WHET Bill O'Reilly, Tucker Carlson or Glenn Beck?

R47 JESUS.

And this twat has the gall to call Liberals smug. I have never seen a more smug human being than this Watters OR that Howdy Doody-looking mothefucker he works with. He’s a combination of Ferris Bueller and Charlie Sheen mixed together in a vat full of warm Budweiser.

R51 omg wasn't it insane how swarmy it all was?! I've never watched Fox "news" segments (not even ironically/ to see what they they say) so had absolutely no idea what to expect. Holy shit!! And him?! Ughhhh.

Swarming Asian women should be the FOX Jesse Watters brand,!!!

George Conway retweeted this (his mother is Filipina), but it doesn't seem to have gained any traction on media. I haven't checked Twitter for over 24 hrs do can't be sure.

Anyone who thinks this turd is hot needs to get a Stevie Nicks Kick to the Cunt ™️.

R54 are you one of those people who lives on Twitter day and night? You haven't "checked twitter for 24 hours" you say?

I have never checked Twitter for anything. I've never relied on it for news or information. It's the most useless, time-wasting garbage out there. Try reading a book.

I'm waiting for gay casting couch or yachtboy (ala Miss Hawley) rumors about this smug smirking bitch.

He'll do well - following the FOX rule book and some eye candy for the GOP ladies, GOP gays and closeted GOP men.

Here he comes!

Dumb and dumber.

Jesse’s mom is a Marxist, socialist librull who gave him a public cautioning

Of course Watters is stupid, shallow and bigoted.

Like Faux News is going to grant a program to somebody truly informed, smart and deep?

They know their rube audience.

The Murdochs and Fox didn't become a billionaires and a billion dollar propaganda entity, that's, basically, a license to print money, from having credibility.

The last good Fox News prime time host was Alan Colms.

The ratings are coming back. That Fox News audience will always be there.

😂 Scumbag Jesse has convicted mobsters on his show now to criticize President Biden

I read that as Jessica Walters. Here's go $10, buy yourself a Star War.

Sammy the Bull looks terrible

Two lipless cunts

I can see by the pic at R64 Jesse even dresses to the right... or the sock shifted that way.

[QUOTE]Scumbag Jesse has convicted mobsters on his show now to criticize President Biden

He had to find a way to top Tucker Carlson who, while still anchoring for Fox, gave the eulogy at Sonny Barger's funeral. Barger was the leader of one of the largest criminal enterprises on the west coast and the nation and helped take it international. Sonny is chump change by comparison. Funny that when you Google, the description by his name is "American author."

Jesse now the most watched show on Fox

It’s the time slot, not the host.

8:00 PM is 11:00 PM to the average FNC viewer.

It’s both, R72. The time slot is definitely the biggest draw, but you still need a smarmy rightwinger with a hefty amount of assholiness to make it work. Jesse is a perfect fit.

Jesse Watters is the walking embodiment of a rich frat boy douchebag who has never had any consequences his whole life.

Ironically, his mother is more liberal and a child psychologist - but she failed miserably.

I'm glad I don't have cable.

Watters is such a smarmy asshole. The chyrons he puts up on his shows are unhinged bullshit. But the Fox audience eats it up.