Parents of Child Prodigy Say "Gosh, Aren't WE Special?"

CNBC has the dumbest clickbait articles out there. I think they must pay freelancers $50 a piece for them.

Typically it’s along the lines of “Harvard brain expert says these are the ten foods to avoid.” And then it’s someone who works in the rec department saying not to eat sugar.

I wouldn’t even let those teeth near GREG’S cock!

But the Mom looks like she’s familiar with his Macaroni Salad, amongst other things.

A real life Sheldon Cooper.

Quite prodigious tits.

Who needs a college degree or, as a matter of fact, a high school diploma. Look at where I am now with no education.

I could swear Alex Murdaugh has the same sports coat as dad.

They sure look special.

When I was in the dorms as a freshman, there was a girl that was 16, and even though she was only about 2-3 years younger than the rest of us, she was not fitting in at all. She eventually moved out of the dorms and back to home.

You know what you get when your "child" prodigy becomes an adult? An adult who was robbed of his childhood and all the seminal experiences of growing up with friends.

Just because you think your child can "make friends with anybody" doesn't mean that he'll have friends. Some people don't need friends and childhood and the experiences growing up are miserable. But, if that turned out to be the case, he could have done exactly what he did - finish high school and college early and get away from those people.

Also, he went to Carolina University, not Harvard, Yale, or MIT.

I had never heard of Carolina University. It’s a private religious college which offers an online option for all of its classes.

He's smarter than the average bear.

He looks socially awkward and the fact that he didn’t talk to the journalist for the article is telling.

Those teeth... Mother & son could bite a hog on the ass through a picket fence.

I bet he likes turtles.

R6 It is a nice coat. I wonder who shot the couch!

[quote] Those teeth... Mother & son could bite a hog on the ass through a picket fence.

Funny enough, that IS. degree program offered at Carolina University!

Ugh, the parents sound strident and over bearing. Good job on with the boy [ I guess], but I wouldn't want to hear about it every time I ran into them.

How long can this continue? I mean Americans growing more and more enormous, and in greater and greater numbers.

Remember when you *might* see one person as fat as that kid's parents in an entire small town? And you simply didn't see people that large on TV or in movies at all, unless they were there specifically to have their weight mocked.

I'm not saying we should entirely go back to those times - it was pretty cruel. But we've gone way overboard in the other direction, and it simply can't continue this way forever.

[quote] I wouldn’t even let those teeth near GREG’S cock! But the Mom looks like she’s familiar with his Macaroni Salad, amongst other things.

My cock thanks you, R2.

Sorry your lack of support from your parents leaves you both unable to read a story like this with detachment, and stimulates you to distort the contents of the story, OP.

Get help, Misery.

I feel for this little autism spectrum genius boy. I read the article and some of the things the parents did were good, like having him order his own meals at restaurants or talking to the captain of a boat.

But the article makes it clear that they were doing this out of shame/embarrassment for how they interpret autism spectrum to be. The boy absolutely realizes this, and he is FAKING IT. And he is not going to be able to fake it for long, and he will have a meltdown.

Teeth like if a strung out Julia Roberts mated with donkeys and she refused to abort.

And he excelled at sniffing cookies!

He’s headed off to Eastern Carolina for mid master’s degree in hog ass fence engineering.

Good thing he is smart, because that face...

So happy that your Mom let you stop fingering her long enough to type your contribution, R20. It’s called DataLounge, not HealthyWithOurFeelingsLounge!

His senior portrait makes him look like a half-a-trans who's also battling cancer AND lupus.

Make a Wish!

Poor kid. He looks like his mother.

His head looks HUGE in that picture on that background! Must be his big brain.