Tammy Cruise Has Tits

Pert fetching B Cups

'I like having nice tits'

Transitioning into what, is it shedding its humanoid skin?

Bitch is 60 years old, that's what happens to most men as they age. Tom Cruise is getting bit of a paunch going by those pictures as well.

No worries; if and or when he's cast in another film a physical trainer will be engaged, diet begun and Ms. Cruise will get back into fighting shape again.

His body does not match his pulled face. Mother Nature always wins

And that bad wig....he's going for the full trans!

Those, I’m afraid, are going to landslide into C Cups if he doesn’t watch out

That is what steroids do. If he pumped up naturally they wouldn't have that effect.

He has a short torso, so the extra fat does a number on his chest and gut.

He's had more work done than the Eiffel Tower yet he looks awful and older than his age. How is that possible?

Girl is FAT!

[quote]Bitch is 60 years old, that's what happens to most men as they age.

Remember, this is DL:

Mooobs!

R12 the opposite???

These mens needs to get some binders on those floppy boobies.

ALL THE RIGHT MOOBS

THIS IS BEAR KING!

R11 NO! HE A BEAR...

(KING)

MMMMM BEARKMOOOOOOOOOBS

At least that ridiculous hairpiece distracts attention away from his perky breasts.

Tom Cruise is a bear? What is the world coming to?

Fallen Showgurl.

Tommy Knockers

Tom has a short torso and is barrel-chested. It makes him look more boobsy like this.

I had a shelter cat named Boobsy Gumdrop.

He is seriously looking more feminine everyday. He’s probably not “wrestling” enough.

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The steroids and HGH they put these actors on before their action roles catches up to them as they age. He can get the moobs removed like Ben Affleck did. Issue with Tammy is he's short and his body has weird proportions. No waist, sloping shoulders, concave chest,stumpy legs, womanly arse , child bearing hips. Hard to keep that up at 60+. These days there's always CGI.

R27 who is that woman?

R12 usually older people get shorter.

Now we know what became of Phil Spector’s wigs.

Is Tommy fit fat?

He's always had titties. The low sloping shoulders accentuate the titties and for him the slightest weight gain will show this. He has an odd short upper body even when you look at topless shots of him in younger days. It's a credit that he was able to get away with it. Anyone else would have been shown the Hollywood door.

That wig is… unrestrained. It’s all over the place.

[quote]Finally transitioning.

Uh oh... the TERFs aren't going to be happy about this. Not one bit.

[quote] He can get the moobs removed like Ben Affleck did.

Then he can be on the cover Esquire, proud, shirtless, bravely showing off his mastectomy scars.

Yesterday when he was young...

Not exactly a great set of tits even when he was young R37.

R38 my thoughts exactly.

R37 I pride myself on my gaydar, but I was shocked when I found out Kelly McGillis was a lesbian.

Next sequel - Top Surgery

R24 Tom’s mother in public spaces to anyone who will listen

TAMMY!

The worlds greatest surgeons will take care of him, make him look perfect forever, don’t you fret- just NEVER EVER stop buying movie tickets!!!!!!

Pretty big tits.

Do we suck them?

Tammy, Tammy, Elton wants his naff wig back.

r29 Patricia Arquette. Like Tammy, she also has a short lumpy torso, seemingly stuffed with neck pillows and sock balls.

How is he still doing stunts being that out of shape?

Between the wig and the torso/gunnysack full of galoshes, he's entered Baby Jane territory.

Wow Patricia looks like SHIT. And I like her! Sad.

Patricia Arquette has smoked and drank since forever.

Patricia is a total kick. Ridiculously talented. Love her.

I don't care if you ARE Tom Cruise, foundation garments are a must.

Do people still get bitch tits and crixy belly?

Is Miss Tammy POZ?

I still think he's adorable.

It provides extra cushioning for them R49 😉

He said he admired mine, so I modeled for him.

Even in the original Top Gun, he didn't have a spectacular body. It was good, but nothing compared to Rick Rossovich or even Val Kilmer.

As he's aged, he's maintained a decent build in his movies, but not instaho caliber body.

However, for your entertainment, I give you this:

LA has more restaurants than trees

Saw this pic the other day - he had a nice ass at one point (this is from Nicole Kidman days).

Oh my God, R48, a part of me just died.

Aging ages you. We should look that good at his age.

R37 r38 r39 He always had loose pecs. One always had to freeze frame his fleeting and quickly edited shirtless cinema moments to see them. It was and is his bette noir.

Tom had a great add from Risky Business through to the mid 90s at least.

[quote] Tom had a great add from Risky Business through to the mid 90s at least.

I thought Eyes Wide Shut was a big minus.

Post menopause. It's makes you very mooby, too.

Looks like the air was let out of them R63.

The Tammy threads never fail to make me chuckle.

Laughing my ass off at "all the right moobs"

With all his money you think he would get a more realistic and complimentary wig. Poor Tammy!!

Ms. Cruise needs that Playtex "Cross Your Heart" bra that adds shaping, not inches.

I wonder if he dances around nude with pasties on

Tom Cruise should grow a beard and wear Hawaiian tropical button down shirts, he'd look good. Tight form fitting clothing should be a no no at 60+. Anyway, I think he looks fine for a 60yo guy...

R10

Tom Cruise has had work done on his face over years. Problem is as many who also do find out Mother Nature is a bitch and doesn't like being fucked with. In short a person's body will do what it wants to do as it ages regardless of whatever surgical fuckery people try.

IIRC at least two parts of human body grow basically until death; ears and nose (ok, make that three, each ear counting as one).

TC had one or more nose jobs when young, but that honker of his keeps growing.

Ok, may have to take that nose comment back. Way this doctor breaks things down in his YT video that nose is all TC.

As someone who is 58, this is what happens 95% of men as they age. It's almost a if all internal organs compress and create barrel shape. A bit of moob is virtually inevitable at his age too.

Out of sheer sympathy, DLers ought to chip in for getting DL fave Tommy a bra.

In all fairness, the blue-greyish shirt he's wearing in those new pic doesn't do him any favour when it comes to its cut and style.

And now, a message from Jane Russell.

Over 50's should never wear a plain colour polo shirt.

Always wear some kind of pattern as this will hide/distract the moobs and gut somewhat.

Plain monochrome colour will show everything!

[quote] At least that ridiculous hairpiece distracts attention away from his perky breasts.

Chile, them breasts are NOT perky they are sliding down toward his waistline.

Told you he has Klinefelter. Big boobs, big ass, sterile.

More than the moobs the hair/wig is the most embarrassing

If you say so, R63, though I ALWAYS wore a FULL brassiere.

Roomy in the hips....

Saggy titted bitch.

I like big moobs and I cannot lie

Before the chin implant and other plastic surgery

In todays age it’s a bit homophobic to routinely refer to a straight man as she to feminize, weaken, or faggotize him. It’s so ignorant and only points to one’s own inner self loathing.

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R88 who might the straight man be 🧐

r87 they didn't have chin implants back then. He was a little chunky and lost the weight.

r91, yes, they did.

Stop objectifying Tammy. She's more than just a pair of tits!

Tits and a wig. The unnatural part in the hair is a dead give away.

My mom speculated decades ago that he’s a hermaphrodite.no one I’ve told this to has ever disagreed.

In most of the world, Tom's 60 yo body and looks would be considered fit and attractive.

A man can still have a sex bomb body at 50 but very rarely at 60.

With all the money he’s saving on child support now, you think he’d be able to afford a better wig, clothes and lipo.

That dead center front tooth 🦷

My partner never believes me when I tell him a certain actor is wearing a wig.

Just showed him the OP’s photo and he conceded, “Yeah, that might be a wig.”

Well, one of us had to have a rack

Not only is it a wig, but a wig that has been picked up from the sidewalk.

That hairhat couldn’t be any more obvious than if it came with a chinstrap.