Ari Melber

Married late and quickly divorced. Pretty much no news after that. You do the math OP.

Thick Jew dick is my kryptonite

he looks like an older version of my hs bf

I would do him anytime, anywhere

He speaks clearly and calmly. A relief is a field of shrill, loud, poor spoken teleprompter readers

Handsome, but so corny with hip-hop lyric bullshit. He's embarrassing.

He’s so handsome and brilliant. I’d gladly pound his ass.

Ari is turning silver...

He's already aged so much since OP's photo!

I think he secretly likes BBC. Not saying gay, but I’d bet he’s had a BBC in his mouth.

Put a bag over his head already. Preferably plastic.

Adorable

He's an Ivy educated wigga. He's very knowledgeable about black culture and I mostly have fun listening to him go on about it but sometimes I'm embarrassed for him. Hot as fuck and I'm his original fanboy.

I'd do him.

Senior in High School

^ Before nose job

I think Ari's a womanizer.

I'd still do him.

Any nude pics?

r10, why would someone from MSNBC like the British Broadcast Co.?

Nude pics? Hell, I'd settle for a shirtless one!

I’ve never seen him as young as he is in OP’s picture. Very handsome. Total boyfriend material. Well spoken, intelligent, and good looking. A big dick would seal the deal.

I think he's hot. And smart. But enough with with the hip hop lyrics already! Oy.

I'll take him as is:

Hip hop lyrics

Normal size pene

Salt and pepper hair.

His type don’t exist for hours in these parts.

Hate him. He’s such a a dorky little man with his rap lyrics.

R25 = Anderson Cooper.

Definitely hot. Bet he has a nice, thick bush down there.

Hope he paid up!

He's a desperately nerdy little guy who is dying to be seen as cool. Quoting rap lyrics? I feel secondhand embarrassment for him.

Picture in OP is way old.

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I love his voice and find him dreamy. (swoons)

I would tease his ball sac with the tip of my tongue, then take his entire cock shaft until it scraped my uvula.

[quote] He's an Ivy educated wigga. He's very knowledgeable about black culture

😂

He’s about as knowledgeable about black culture as Maude wss.

He’s about as knowledgeable about black culture as Maude was.

He's too full of himself and his references to rap and hip hop are ridiculous schtick. He's more interested in hearing himself speak than listening to his guests.

I like watching him sometimes, and I get the appeal, but judging by those gorilla-esque forearms, he's waaaaay too hairy for my taste.

R37, NO, untrue. Ari is one of the only hosts getting the actual human beings involved in the Trump-madness onto his show so we can hear their words directly. GTFOH with that post, it’s a fucking lie. If you don’t like him or the show, fine. But he’s HOT and funny and intelligent.

He is thoughtful and articulate but the hip hop references just confuse the MSNBC viewers. And it doesn’t make him sound cool.

Yes it's funny and yes I said I feel embarrassed for his black culture enthusiasm sometimes. But to say he knows nothing about what he speaks is totally false. He really knows his hip hop and he definitely is a dogged nerdish wigga.

I'm more and more disenchanted with MSNBC's anchors. Ari's OK as a legal specialist but he's weak on politics. Andrea Mitchell, Chuck Todd and Katy Tur are transparently Republicans. Joy Reid had a great show on the weekends but in Chris Matthews' old slot, she's strident and one-note. It's always Race Card at 6. Sen Menendez's daughter is supposed to be their Token Latina? Menendez is and always has been the most corrupt Dem in the Senate.

MSNBC has turned into Fox News for lefties. I like actually getting some NEWS not just some anchor spinning the story of the day.

Ari R39,glad to see you could join. Now, shut up.

A lot of people act as if Ari Melber's some kind of legal genius. Every time I've seen him he's said rather obvious things in the most ponderous of tones. And the Hip hop references -- shut up!

He’s of his generation when it comes to his hip hop tastes. He’s probably a sexually adventurous star fucker, and who can blame him, given his opportunities? I wonder if he screwed Cher? He really perked up when she called him “babe”, a couple of weeks ago.

R45

Eww. She's so much older.

Needs a shave too often on his show

Always thought he was / is a hottie. Who cares abt the rap lyrics.

[quote]Needs a shave too often on his show

You say that like it's a a bad thing.

^ I love the look too. It makes me weak in the knees.

His perma-5-o'clock-shadow is hawt. I would lightly nibble the seam on his nutsack, then work my way over his groin with limpid tongue flicks.

His ex-wife is Drew Grant.

She seems a little kooky for Ari, maybe opposites attract, but not enough for that marriage.

Drew Grant was a promising NYC writer but flamed out.

Isn't she working the dressing rooms at Anthropologie now?

[quote]His ex-wife is Drew Grant.

She looks trans.

Had a high school crush who looked like him, and a college crush who looked like him.

Both straight. Both produced countless hours of teasing and misery.

Drew Grant and Rebecca Dana were the "bad girls" of NYC journalism who ran aground because they didn't know how to be professional.

Both had to get husbands to support them.

Drew lost hers.

Is Jesse Angelo a conservative MAGAT or just in bed with them?

Sexy forearms, as mentioned upthread.

Oh no, my Ari is really straight! Why keep your “marriage” a secret then, boychik?

Anyone who divorces dreamboat Ari has to be bonkers!

Gawd, he had two fat black women on to comment on the news. Their qualifications? They know Beyonce. He's beyond ridiculous.

[quote] "I think he's hot. And smart. But enough with with the hip hop lyrics already! Oy."

Agreed. And the recent Lauryn Hill quote was especially embarrassing.

Agreed, R41. I changed channels as soon as they appeared on screen.

He used to be cute - obviously in High School and then in his younger days on MSNBC. But he has aged terribly - he usually looks like some vagabond you can pick up at NY's Port Authority.

Where did you get two women, R51. Big Freedia was in drag and calls himself nonbinary. Voice was a dead giveaway..

Somebody with that much arm hair is bound to have dingleberries.

Hip hop has been with us a half century. 50 years. Ari can quote whoever he wants to if the lyrics are meaningful to a story or to him.

Ari’s an 8 in DC, a 6 in NY and about a 4 in LA.

I wanna see his hairy hole.

Ari is super sexy. Well, until he starts quoting rap lyrics.

I think his rap and hip hop references are cute. I like him very much. Would it be better if he quoted heavy metal songs? I think I already know the answer 🙄

I like his show.

He has a hole?

You just know Ari had a hip hop-themed Bar Mitzvah. Oy.

Ari quoting hip hop lyrics is "cringe" as the kids say.

Dear Old People,

Unfortunately for many of you it is indeed a new age and generation and you have been unable to keep up with change and transition. Mr. Melber has been (and is) quite successful in attracting younger demographics and sparking their interest in the political arena. He speaks the language that they do. Also, he has been able to bring civility to these new genres of music by exposing and introducing many artists/performers who are creating/producing these various genres and showcasing their concerns, interests, and intelligence to a very vast audience. They now feel and believe that they belong too and what they have to express does indeed matter. His platform is one that is needed in this current environment.

Dear r76,

tl/dr

He was adorable. But he's slowly succumbing to the Jew Curse - they turn into Larry King as they get older.

What I wouldn't do to cuddle up to Melber's hairy body. So much so our pubes would get knotted together.

And furthermore, my pussy stinks.

He makes me tingle down there.

I find him attractive in a multitude of ways.

And his bottom lip gets me- Its like a pillow, but still looks manly.

So hot.