Look at the junk in that trunk!
Does Fendi sell plus sized?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 15, 2023 4:28 PM |
Remember when all Precious used to steal was a bucket of fried chicken?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 15, 2023 4:29 PM |
What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 15, 2023 4:32 PM |
No wonder stores are closing.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 15, 2023 5:00 PM |
So if I just pull up to a furniture store in San Francisco, I can just take a sofa? If this is the case, I do need a new one.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 15, 2023 5:06 PM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 15, 2023 5:54 PM |
They do it here in Manhattan, too.
Plenty of the stores on Madison Avenue have buzzers on the doors so the employees can decide whether to let people into the store.
If they’re a tasteful brand with zero name recognition among certain groups of people, they may not need to.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 15, 2023 7:32 PM |
I think that’s just called shopping in San Francisco these days.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 15, 2023 7:40 PM |
Note the demographic....
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 15, 2023 7:49 PM |
Didn’t cops shoot and kill a shoplifter last week somewhere? Maybe more of that would help.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 15, 2023 7:50 PM |
I would love to pitch a movie about a gang of big black girls who rob luxury stores and then go to Popeyes afterwards to celebrate.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 15, 2023 7:53 PM |
Working title: TWO PIECE AND A BISCUIT
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 15, 2023 8:02 PM |
R12 I LOVE IT
Maybe it can be like Charlie’s Angels and they receive their stealing orders from a mysterious voice in the Popeye’s drive thru box.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 15, 2023 8:06 PM |