Luke Evans frying his skin in Portugal

I *REALLY* didn't need to see that . . .

** SHUDDER **

Fine Corinthian leather.

I don't understand this queen's obsession with sunburns. Not only is it terrible for the health of your skin, but it ages you SO badly, is entirely preventable, and it also HURTS. Is it some sort of kink?

Creator is such a dumb word. “Evans shared that he could also see himself as a creator in the future.”

YUM! I love how slutty Luke Evans is. More Luke Evans speedo shots!

One day he'll regret doing that. He's ruining his looks and health.

He’s literally hot as hell, looks amazing for now. He doesn’t seem to care, let’s enjoy him.

R7 he doesn't look amazing though. That leathered chest and craggy, sun-damaged face does him no justice. He looks like a tomato in 75% of the photos he shares of himself. The sun is unforgiving and you cannot get away with that level of exposure to it—it wrecks your skin and puts you at an extremely high risk for skin cancer. By the time he is in his mid-50s, he is going to look like he's pushing 80. For someone as vain as he is, I cannot understand why he doesn't seem to care.

After coming out in his early 20s he found being a hyper camp Welsh musical theatre queen limited his career.

So he butched up, became ambiguous, attended a few events with women and got to a point where was considered a star.

And now he's back being a hyper camp Welsh musical theatre queen who posts the kind of pics usually shared by men their early 20s.

Nature is healing.

Luke, man, for the love of God, SLIP, SLOP, SLAP!

He's very fit, has a sexy voice, but really needs to visit Brigitte Bardot to see his dermatological future.

The scent of burnt skin makes me horny.

Luke before he butched up

I don't understand people's obsession with super tanned/charred skin. It looks unhealthy and feels dry and crispy to the touch. Just wear the sunscreen, guy!

It’s a legitimate form of body dysmorphia

You'd think he'd protect his heavy investment in cosmetic surgery.

[Quote]The scent of burnt skin makes me horny.

Found Armie in the thread!

Crêpey bosom in ten, nine, eight ....

Luke's movie "Our Son" just premiered at the Tribeca film festival and I can verify that those who find him fried and leathery will find him fried and leathery in that, too; and those who find him ruggedly handsome will find him ruggedly handsome. But he's very well lit.

her tits/nips are her best feature and she aint even showin em off????

I finally saw him in something recently - a Fast and Furious movie where he played a bad guy, and he’s sexy as fuck!

R9 you are such a fkin hateful cunt but that was funny. He had sex with a friend of mine and was told it was mind blowing. My friend is a much bigger star than Luke and well regarded A lister in the music world. Actually just A list in general.

barry manilow?

R23 No. Bigger… at least legacy wise.

He likes it and I'm sure he knows about the danger. Let him live his life the way he wants to.

What does he have against sunscreen though?

Who cares R26! Why do you worry about what he does so much? Not everybody wants to live inside in the dark and not experience life like you do.

Evans is hot a hell, he looks great and he's sexy as fuck.

YUM!

R27 = fat woman with a curly-wurly hanging out of her mouth, surrounded by Disney Store plushies.

He's a gay Jane McDonald careering hus way above his weight. Deal.

Former sun worshiper here. There is a feeling of well-being you get after lying out in the sun, getting a good tan. I liked how my skin looked, tanned.

His neck, though, looks rough. If my neck had ever started looking like that, I would have stopped tanning.

His face looks good, compared to his neck. He must get laser treatments.

his sun kissed tittys are said to send him into eyerolls bak into head when theyr abused...

LOL R28! You're hilarious. I'm male.

I'll hazard a guess and say that his career is probably better than your career right???? Thought so.

You sound bitter and jealous.

does he suck steve grandes ass lips?

It's the asshole sucking troll.

[quote] grandes

Da!

Shucked : the story of steve grands asshole voyage.

Luke fucked a popular r&b singer who mainly confesses his love for women.

R36, it’s grandes.

Luther Vandross!

But does he sun his perineum?

Part of me wants to fuck him, part of me wants to scold him for abusing his tender Welsh hide like that.

[quote]Not everybody wants to live inside in the dark and not experience life like you do.

I took my uncle to the dermatologist a few weeks ago and saw some pretty horrific consequences of "living in the light."

He already looks mid-50s

HE OLD, WHO CARE

I've only been familiar with him as a DL dermatological cautionary tale but I started watching the second Hobbit movie last night, and thought he was really sexy in that.

R45, I highly recommend Luke in the UK TV series "The Great Train Robbery" and "The Pembrokeshire Murders," both true stories.

R39 My god you are dumb. You realize Luther died 20 yrs ago.

Of course I do, R47. Hence my post.

I'd never heard of this guy until that live action Beauty and the Brast movie but was he always this sleazy looking?

"44 year-old Welsh actor AND SINGER..."? Really?

R50 yes bitch he sings and has put out albums. Wtf don’t you understand.

His albums are of the same quality as Susan Boyle.

Overly heartfelt and dramatic karaoke cover versions, some with alternate arrangements, and the odd new song.

The kind of cd you buy in Asda for your nan.

Luke had a very popular r&b star singing on his cock.

I don't think he's Tom Jones in either department.

if he shaves his mancunt, ide slobber on its lips for a bit......

which stars have fuked him?

I want him in me, quite deeply.

his fist?

Luke's Spanish boyfriend Fran Tomas.-

For r50 and r52:

You do know vitamin D comes from the sun. So he likes a tan. So what

His Naugahyde perma-tan look is sexy in a late 1960’s kind of way. I’m sure it will be a dermatological disaster down the road, but he can worry about that later.

[quote]Luke had a very popular r&b star singing on his cock.

So did Susan Boyle

He has GAY lips

And r60 is getting closer to the tea I’m spilling for y’all.

R65, Of course you mean Usher, r65/r53!

[Quote] if he shaves his mancunt, ide slobber on its lips for a bit......

He does.

Does he shave or does he have it waxed? I'd have thought he was the kind of guy to use hair removal cream and then squat over a shower nozzle

Sunshine day

[Quote] Does he shave or does he have it waxed?

I don't know. The camshow wasn't that high res.

@R9 when did that happened with Luke and usher? Was it only one time?

Sorry, bitches. He's still hot. He gives off a slutty and up-for-anything vibe. I'd hit it.

When did he and usher hook up are they still fucking please let me know

I'm not getting the disgust. He doesn't look older than 40s to me, and for a white British 44 year old that's quite an accomplishment. He's also quite handsome.

What's with the pearl clutching?

Jesus, Fran Tomas is stunning... I really hope there's a thick, cut cock to go with that body and he splits Luke's ass on a regular basis with a good hard fuck. If Luke can't take that meat up his ass, he better be willing to spend time on his knees, ready to take a facial of that Spaniard's spunk.

My, R75, you’re descriptive.

He was never classically handsome and the excessive sun exposure has made his coarse features look worse.

Spanish guys tend to be bottoms so it's probably Spainsy's ass that's being split.

Oh God

Has anyone seen his movie with Billy Porter?

I did, R80. See R19. His character's development was the main part of the second half. Not a black-and-white portrayal but shades of gray; both main characters were sympathetic in spite of their acrimony.

I would cool him off with my tongue.

I love Luke

I want the scoop on Luke and usher

Not surprised at the Usher tea: the rumors about him have been around since he was underage and living with Puffy.

Seeing Luke alongside Usher and that Oompa Loompa is jarring…is he really that short?

Which Oompa Loompa, R85?

Usher is 5/7 and Luke 6 f

Luke is 6 f usher 5/7 f

Luke was In Atlanta last year

He's very handsome. Tough crowd here, my god.

Luke is a bottom?

He also a top

I love how slutty Evans is. Yum. Bet he's a smoking hot fuck.

Luke is hot

R94, well he must be if he’s frying his skin.

He should enter a competition with GOOP.

He should take Goop’s head and crush it between his tree trunk thighs…I’d pay to see that shit.

Luke have a nice body

He looks a fuck of a lot better than Goop. I second R97's suggestion.

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Luke break Jon heart so bad he still throwing shade at him

Speaking of shade, R101, Luke needs it.

Somebody's gotta keep us in business!

R99 Goop is six years older than Luke, so she's a bit ahead of him in the frying game. He will look like her (if not worse) by 50 based on his tanning habits.

Is there anything you can do to reverse this much sun damage?

I don’t know we’re Luke is right now I know he’s not in the same place with he’s boyfriend

[quote] we’re

Period/full stop.

[quote] he’s

Before the frying.....

He wasn't unattractive pre-jerky era, though he's not my type.

His face bores me. Something's off about the proportions.

No, r105. Even childhood sunburns stay in your cells. Hence, many adult basal cell and melanoma cancers.

He should leave his body to Louis Vuitton or Hermes when he dies. They can make an exclusive line of leather bags from his skin.

R112, That's why both processes are called "tanning."

He is like the gay version of a groundhog...You know it's summer when Luke is on some beach looking like a piece of leather

Luke got it going on he have a big super r & b singer who have $180.000.000 dollars we all know who he is

Luke has it going on! He’s got an rnb signer worth 180 million and the concert estimate should be 200 million.

[quote]Luke got it going on he have a big super r & b singer who have $180.000.000 dollars we all know who he is

I'll take "who is Usher?" for $200, Alex.

Well it doesn’t matter he have r & b super star.making $200.000.000 estimate concert plus he already have $180.000.000 I don’t think he care about you’ll opinion just like Kim .k

Luke have a very very rich king of r& b super star the concert estimated $200.000.000 plus $180.000.000 he’s not worry about you’ll

Luke have a very very rich king of r& b who have $180.000.000 dollars and the concert estimates $200.000.000 dollars he’s not worry about you’ll he got it going on

All that money

All that money

Love it

Love

He would greatly benefit from some work on those heavy eyelids. A good plastic surgeon could get rid of all the puffiness easily and he'd look much fresher.

Love me some Luke evans

There’s nothing wrong with he’s skin

There’s nothing Wrong with his skin

The never-ending supply of morons who think they're clever.

R22 I believe Luke was in Atlanta 2021 around may is that when it happened

Luke rock

R131, are you describing his skin texture?

Permasquints.

What is wrong with he’s skin texture

His dermatologist is a world renowned leathersmith…

R128 = Ricardo Montalban

R 9 why they delete the comment

R127, perhaps you have that poster blocked. I can see R9.

When Luke went back to the closet...

No.I didn’t I want more information about the hookup

R138 he said he never went back