The vacations, speedos, and lack of sunscreen persist.
Luke Evans frying his skin in Portugal
|by Anonymous||reply 141||September 21, 2023 2:04 PM|
I *REALLY* didn't need to see that . . .
** SHUDDER **
|by Anonymous||reply 1||June 9, 2023 4:31 AM|
Fine Corinthian leather.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||June 9, 2023 4:34 AM|
I don't understand this queen's obsession with sunburns. Not only is it terrible for the health of your skin, but it ages you SO badly, is entirely preventable, and it also HURTS. Is it some sort of kink?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||June 9, 2023 4:38 AM|
Creator is such a dumb word. “Evans shared that he could also see himself as a creator in the future.”
|by Anonymous||reply 4||June 9, 2023 4:45 AM|
YUM! I love how slutty Luke Evans is. More Luke Evans speedo shots!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||June 9, 2023 5:55 AM|
One day he'll regret doing that. He's ruining his looks and health.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||June 9, 2023 6:36 AM|
He’s literally hot as hell, looks amazing for now. He doesn’t seem to care, let’s enjoy him.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||June 9, 2023 6:56 AM|
R7 he doesn't look amazing though. That leathered chest and craggy, sun-damaged face does him no justice. He looks like a tomato in 75% of the photos he shares of himself. The sun is unforgiving and you cannot get away with that level of exposure to it—it wrecks your skin and puts you at an extremely high risk for skin cancer. By the time he is in his mid-50s, he is going to look like he's pushing 80. For someone as vain as he is, I cannot understand why he doesn't seem to care.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||June 9, 2023 8:51 AM|
After coming out in his early 20s he found being a hyper camp Welsh musical theatre queen limited his career.
So he butched up, became ambiguous, attended a few events with women and got to a point where was considered a star.
And now he's back being a hyper camp Welsh musical theatre queen who posts the kind of pics usually shared by men their early 20s.
Nature is healing.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||June 9, 2023 9:44 AM|
Luke, man, for the love of God, SLIP, SLOP, SLAP!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||June 9, 2023 10:09 AM|
He's very fit, has a sexy voice, but really needs to visit Brigitte Bardot to see his dermatological future.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||June 9, 2023 10:21 AM|
The scent of burnt skin makes me horny.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||June 9, 2023 10:21 AM|
Luke before he butched up
|by Anonymous||reply 13||June 9, 2023 10:25 AM|
I don't understand people's obsession with super tanned/charred skin. It looks unhealthy and feels dry and crispy to the touch. Just wear the sunscreen, guy!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||June 9, 2023 10:30 AM|
It’s a legitimate form of body dysmorphia
|by Anonymous||reply 15||June 9, 2023 12:31 PM|
You'd think he'd protect his heavy investment in cosmetic surgery.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||June 9, 2023 12:36 PM|
[Quote]The scent of burnt skin makes me horny.
Found Armie in the thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||June 9, 2023 1:23 PM|
Crêpey bosom in ten, nine, eight ....
|by Anonymous||reply 18||June 9, 2023 1:41 PM|
Luke's movie "Our Son" just premiered at the Tribeca film festival and I can verify that those who find him fried and leathery will find him fried and leathery in that, too; and those who find him ruggedly handsome will find him ruggedly handsome. But he's very well lit.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||June 12, 2023 2:15 AM|
her tits/nips are her best feature and she aint even showin em off????
|by Anonymous||reply 20||June 12, 2023 2:25 AM|
I finally saw him in something recently - a Fast and Furious movie where he played a bad guy, and he’s sexy as fuck!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||June 12, 2023 2:56 AM|
R9 you are such a fkin hateful cunt but that was funny. He had sex with a friend of mine and was told it was mind blowing. My friend is a much bigger star than Luke and well regarded A lister in the music world. Actually just A list in general.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||June 12, 2023 3:04 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||June 12, 2023 3:05 AM|
R23 No. Bigger… at least legacy wise.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||June 12, 2023 3:08 AM|
He likes it and I'm sure he knows about the danger. Let him live his life the way he wants to.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||June 12, 2023 3:21 AM|
What does he have against sunscreen though?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||June 12, 2023 3:22 AM|
Who cares R26! Why do you worry about what he does so much? Not everybody wants to live inside in the dark and not experience life like you do.
Evans is hot a hell, he looks great and he's sexy as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||June 12, 2023 3:29 AM|
R27 = fat woman with a curly-wurly hanging out of her mouth, surrounded by Disney Store plushies.
He's a gay Jane McDonald careering hus way above his weight. Deal.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||June 12, 2023 3:34 AM|
Former sun worshiper here. There is a feeling of well-being you get after lying out in the sun, getting a good tan. I liked how my skin looked, tanned.
His neck, though, looks rough. If my neck had ever started looking like that, I would have stopped tanning.
His face looks good, compared to his neck. He must get laser treatments.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||June 12, 2023 3:42 AM|
his sun kissed tittys are said to send him into eyerolls bak into head when theyr abused...
|by Anonymous||reply 30||June 12, 2023 3:42 AM|
LOL R28! You're hilarious. I'm male.
I'll hazard a guess and say that his career is probably better than your career right???? Thought so.
You sound bitter and jealous.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||June 12, 2023 3:43 AM|
does he suck steve grandes ass lips?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||June 12, 2023 3:51 AM|
It's the asshole sucking troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||June 12, 2023 4:13 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||June 12, 2023 4:18 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||June 12, 2023 4:20 AM|
Shucked : the story of steve grands asshole voyage.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||June 12, 2023 4:20 AM|
Luke fucked a popular r&b singer who mainly confesses his love for women.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||June 12, 2023 4:32 AM|
R36, it’s grandes.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||June 12, 2023 4:42 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 39||June 12, 2023 4:43 AM|
But does he sun his perineum?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||June 12, 2023 12:17 PM|
Part of me wants to fuck him, part of me wants to scold him for abusing his tender Welsh hide like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||June 12, 2023 1:32 PM|
[quote]Not everybody wants to live inside in the dark and not experience life like you do.
I took my uncle to the dermatologist a few weeks ago and saw some pretty horrific consequences of "living in the light."
|by Anonymous||reply 42||June 12, 2023 1:48 PM|
He already looks mid-50s
|by Anonymous||reply 43||June 12, 2023 1:50 PM|
HE OLD, WHO CARE
|by Anonymous||reply 44||June 12, 2023 2:16 PM|
I've only been familiar with him as a DL dermatological cautionary tale but I started watching the second Hobbit movie last night, and thought he was really sexy in that.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||June 12, 2023 3:07 PM|
R45, I highly recommend Luke in the UK TV series "The Great Train Robbery" and "The Pembrokeshire Murders," both true stories.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||June 12, 2023 3:56 PM|
R39 My god you are dumb. You realize Luther died 20 yrs ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||June 12, 2023 5:29 PM|
Of course I do, R47. Hence my post.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||June 12, 2023 5:37 PM|
I'd never heard of this guy until that live action Beauty and the Brast movie but was he always this sleazy looking?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||June 12, 2023 6:01 PM|
"44 year-old Welsh actor AND SINGER..."? Really?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||June 12, 2023 8:23 PM|
R50 yes bitch he sings and has put out albums. Wtf don’t you understand.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||June 12, 2023 8:51 PM|
His albums are of the same quality as Susan Boyle.
Overly heartfelt and dramatic karaoke cover versions, some with alternate arrangements, and the odd new song.
The kind of cd you buy in Asda for your nan.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||June 12, 2023 9:11 PM|
Luke had a very popular r&b star singing on his cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||June 12, 2023 9:25 PM|
I don't think he's Tom Jones in either department.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||June 12, 2023 9:30 PM|
if he shaves his mancunt, ide slobber on its lips for a bit......
|by Anonymous||reply 55||June 13, 2023 3:54 AM|
which stars have fuked him?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||June 13, 2023 3:55 AM|
I want him in me, quite deeply.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||June 13, 2023 3:58 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||June 13, 2023 4:15 AM|
Luke's Spanish boyfriend Fran Tomas.-
|by Anonymous||reply 59||June 13, 2023 5:59 AM|
For r50 and r52:
|by Anonymous||reply 60||June 13, 2023 1:40 PM|
You do know vitamin D comes from the sun. So he likes a tan. So what
|by Anonymous||reply 61||June 13, 2023 1:58 PM|
His Naugahyde perma-tan look is sexy in a late 1960’s kind of way. I’m sure it will be a dermatological disaster down the road, but he can worry about that later.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||June 13, 2023 2:00 PM|
[quote]Luke had a very popular r&b star singing on his cock.
So did Susan Boyle
|by Anonymous||reply 63||June 13, 2023 2:16 PM|
He has GAY lips
|by Anonymous||reply 64||June 13, 2023 2:17 PM|
And r60 is getting closer to the tea I’m spilling for y’all.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||June 13, 2023 5:41 PM|
R65, Of course you mean Usher, r65/r53!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||June 13, 2023 6:09 PM|
[Quote] if he shaves his mancunt, ide slobber on its lips for a bit......
|by Anonymous||reply 67||June 15, 2023 5:31 PM|
Does he shave or does he have it waxed? I'd have thought he was the kind of guy to use hair removal cream and then squat over a shower nozzle
|by Anonymous||reply 68||June 15, 2023 6:25 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||June 15, 2023 6:37 PM|
[Quote] Does he shave or does he have it waxed?
I don't know. The camshow wasn't that high res.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||June 15, 2023 11:24 PM|
@R9 when did that happened with Luke and usher? Was it only one time?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||July 1, 2023 6:08 PM|
Sorry, bitches. He's still hot. He gives off a slutty and up-for-anything vibe. I'd hit it.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||July 1, 2023 6:10 PM|
When did he and usher hook up are they still fucking please let me know
|by Anonymous||reply 73||July 1, 2023 6:15 PM|
I'm not getting the disgust. He doesn't look older than 40s to me, and for a white British 44 year old that's quite an accomplishment. He's also quite handsome.
What's with the pearl clutching?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||July 1, 2023 6:44 PM|
Jesus, Fran Tomas is stunning... I really hope there's a thick, cut cock to go with that body and he splits Luke's ass on a regular basis with a good hard fuck. If Luke can't take that meat up his ass, he better be willing to spend time on his knees, ready to take a facial of that Spaniard's spunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||July 1, 2023 7:05 PM|
My, R75, you’re descriptive.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||July 1, 2023 7:10 PM|
He was never classically handsome and the excessive sun exposure has made his coarse features look worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||July 1, 2023 7:52 PM|
Spanish guys tend to be bottoms so it's probably Spainsy's ass that's being split.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||July 1, 2023 9:13 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 79||July 2, 2023 12:03 PM|
Has anyone seen his movie with Billy Porter?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||July 2, 2023 2:15 PM|
I did, R80. See R19. His character's development was the main part of the second half. Not a black-and-white portrayal but shades of gray; both main characters were sympathetic in spite of their acrimony.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||July 2, 2023 2:29 PM|
I would cool him off with my tongue.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||July 2, 2023 2:32 PM|
I love Luke
|by Anonymous||reply 83||July 2, 2023 11:32 PM|
I want the scoop on Luke and usher
|by Anonymous||reply 84||July 2, 2023 11:33 PM|
Not surprised at the Usher tea: the rumors about him have been around since he was underage and living with Puffy.
Seeing Luke alongside Usher and that Oompa Loompa is jarring…is he really that short?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||July 2, 2023 11:54 PM|
Which Oompa Loompa, R85?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||July 3, 2023 12:31 AM|
Usher is 5/7 and Luke 6 f
|by Anonymous||reply 87||July 3, 2023 1:37 PM|
Luke is 6 f usher 5/7 f
|by Anonymous||reply 88||July 3, 2023 1:38 PM|
Luke was In Atlanta last year
|by Anonymous||reply 89||July 11, 2023 7:07 PM|
He's very handsome. Tough crowd here, my god.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||July 11, 2023 7:11 PM|
Luke is a bottom?
|by Anonymous||reply 91||July 11, 2023 10:06 PM|
He also a top
|by Anonymous||reply 92||July 12, 2023 12:21 AM|
I love how slutty Evans is. Yum. Bet he's a smoking hot fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||July 12, 2023 1:14 AM|
Luke is hot
|by Anonymous||reply 94||July 13, 2023 12:10 AM|
R94, well he must be if he’s frying his skin.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||July 13, 2023 12:13 AM|
He should enter a competition with GOOP.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||July 13, 2023 12:41 AM|
He should take Goop’s head and crush it between his tree trunk thighs…I’d pay to see that shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||July 13, 2023 12:52 AM|
Luke have a nice body
|by Anonymous||reply 98||July 13, 2023 3:12 AM|
He looks a fuck of a lot better than Goop. I second R97's suggestion.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||July 13, 2023 4:15 AM|
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|by Anonymous||reply 100||July 13, 2023 4:16 AM|
Luke break Jon heart so bad he still throwing shade at him
|by Anonymous||reply 101||July 14, 2023 4:18 AM|
Speaking of shade, R101, Luke needs it.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||July 14, 2023 4:23 AM|
Somebody's gotta keep us in business!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||July 14, 2023 4:36 AM|
R99 Goop is six years older than Luke, so she's a bit ahead of him in the frying game. He will look like her (if not worse) by 50 based on his tanning habits.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||July 14, 2023 8:07 AM|
Is there anything you can do to reverse this much sun damage?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||July 14, 2023 2:49 PM|
I don’t know we’re Luke is right now I know he’s not in the same place with he’s boyfriend
|by Anonymous||reply 106||July 14, 2023 5:53 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 107||July 14, 2023 7:58 PM|
Before the frying.....
|by Anonymous||reply 108||July 15, 2023 1:02 AM|
He wasn't unattractive pre-jerky era, though he's not my type.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||July 15, 2023 1:52 AM|
His face bores me. Something's off about the proportions.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||July 15, 2023 2:08 AM|
No, r105. Even childhood sunburns stay in your cells. Hence, many adult basal cell and melanoma cancers.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||July 15, 2023 8:21 PM|
He should leave his body to Louis Vuitton or Hermes when he dies. They can make an exclusive line of leather bags from his skin.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||July 15, 2023 8:29 PM|
R112, That's why both processes are called "tanning."
|by Anonymous||reply 113||July 15, 2023 10:48 PM|
He is like the gay version of a groundhog...You know it's summer when Luke is on some beach looking like a piece of leather
|by Anonymous||reply 114||July 16, 2023 12:16 AM|
Luke got it going on he have a big super r & b singer who have $180.000.000 dollars we all know who he is
|by Anonymous||reply 115||July 16, 2023 3:01 AM|
Luke has it going on! He’s got an rnb signer worth 180 million and the concert estimate should be 200 million.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||July 16, 2023 8:52 PM|
[quote]Luke got it going on he have a big super r & b singer who have $180.000.000 dollars we all know who he is
I'll take "who is Usher?" for $200, Alex.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||July 16, 2023 8:56 PM|
Well it doesn’t matter he have r & b super star.making $200.000.000 estimate concert plus he already have $180.000.000 I don’t think he care about you’ll opinion just like Kim .k
|by Anonymous||reply 118||July 16, 2023 9:38 PM|
Luke have a very very rich king of r& b super star the concert estimated $200.000.000 plus $180.000.000 he’s not worry about you’ll
|by Anonymous||reply 119||July 17, 2023 2:09 AM|
Luke have a very very rich king of r& b who have $180.000.000 dollars and the concert estimates $200.000.000 dollars he’s not worry about you’ll he got it going on
|by Anonymous||reply 120||July 17, 2023 2:18 AM|
All that money
|by Anonymous||reply 121||July 17, 2023 2:22 AM|
All that money
|by Anonymous||reply 122||July 17, 2023 2:23 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 123||July 17, 2023 4:11 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 124||July 17, 2023 5:35 PM|
He would greatly benefit from some work on those heavy eyelids. A good plastic surgeon could get rid of all the puffiness easily and he'd look much fresher.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||July 17, 2023 5:37 PM|
Love me some Luke evans
|by Anonymous||reply 126||July 17, 2023 7:49 PM|
There’s nothing wrong with he’s skin
|by Anonymous||reply 127||July 17, 2023 7:51 PM|
There’s nothing Wrong with his skin
|by Anonymous||reply 128||July 17, 2023 7:52 PM|
The never-ending supply of morons who think they're clever.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||July 18, 2023 1:01 PM|
R22 I believe Luke was in Atlanta 2021 around may is that when it happened
|by Anonymous||reply 130||July 20, 2023 4:21 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 131||September 5, 2023 4:18 AM|
R131, are you describing his skin texture?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||September 5, 2023 4:34 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 133||September 5, 2023 5:14 AM|
What is wrong with he’s skin texture
|by Anonymous||reply 134||September 5, 2023 1:57 PM|
His dermatologist is a world renowned leathersmith…
|by Anonymous||reply 135||September 5, 2023 3:43 PM|
R128 = Ricardo Montalban
|by Anonymous||reply 136||September 5, 2023 3:46 PM|
R 9 why they delete the comment
|by Anonymous||reply 137||September 18, 2023 9:57 PM|
R127, perhaps you have that poster blocked. I can see R9.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||September 18, 2023 10:11 PM|
When Luke went back to the closet...
|by Anonymous||reply 139||September 19, 2023 1:02 AM|
No.I didn’t I want more information about the hookup
|by Anonymous||reply 140||September 19, 2023 5:24 PM|
R138 he said he never went back
|by Anonymous||reply 141||September 21, 2023 2:04 PM|