I’m so attracted to this straight tattooed covered, small town cowboy redneck Republican, everything DLers would hate

Typical southern line dancer. They all think they’re good at it but look cringey. But again, hot body.

Seek help OP

OP, ask him who he is planning to vote for in the Republican primary.

R2 fuck off. You’d secretly let him smash too.

As a disliker of tattoos, I can't agree this man is attractive.

But you do you, OP.

He is OK, OP. Really hot body and nice face, even if the tattoos are revolting and his dancing is just embarrassingly bad. If you like him, then enjoy his shameless exhibitionism and ignore what other people say. You find him attractive, which isn't the same as agreeing with every single point of view he has and wanting to help him impose his beliefs on everybody else.

Some people in this place need to grow up already.

His body is hot though r5. But I’m not anti-tattoo overall. I just hate when they overdo it. I think his look cool. Just me.

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R8 lmao no. Now go get a job. Or are you unemployable? Is that why mom has to take care of you?

He's a fuglitarian. You have no taste, OP.

No, OP, I would not. I have taste. And dignity. But you do you!

“Dignity”. Ok.

OMG. SQUEEEEE. Get out more you sad fucking troll.

OP do you have any of his spicy videos?

[quote] But you do you, OP.

OP is the only person who EVER does OP

This is the kind of thing I was fleeing when I finally escaped my home state..

Where are his anal toy videos?

Is there an OnlyFans?

What’s his name, Op? How do I stalk him?

Some of you being mean to me suddenly asking about him. Lmao. Anyways.

Here’s a nude. You’re welcome.

OP probably IS this right-wing trash basket

OP are you having fun talking to yourself here?

show the chick

Happy Birthday. Merry Christmas.

Pretty hot!

Logan Chase is similar but hotter.

Logan Chase has balls the color of a black man

Logan Chase is “white”.

If I’m gonna fuck hot tattooed MAGA trash I choose guido over redneck every time.

r27

Logan Chase isn’t a guido

Logan is so hot!

Logan is meh. With black balls

And when the sun goes down and the lights go out, Miss Thang will throw her legs in the air in a nanosecond to show you her completely shaved boi pussy.

R34 huh?

R35.

He has a girl

. I'm pretty sure that couch is from Big lots.

R37.

I think he’s very hot.

R40.

The sofa in the background of R1’s video is just tragic.

Only someone with nothing to do would worry about his fucking sofa. At least he provides for himself and doesn’t live off his mother.

Anyone with that nice of a beard should have more body hair.

R44 he doesn’t grow chest hair. He’s not a hairy guy. He’s leg hair is mostly peach fuzz. He shaves his pubes though.

Here.

OP I hope you flirt with this man, and he slits your throat from ear to ear.

Then sets you on fire

I ain’t mad at it.

It's not a crush, it's lust.

If he were a serial killer or family annihilator, I might.

As it stands, no.

If he thought he could get away with it - he would kill you dead OP.

I don’t think Op cares r52. They want that Republican dick

R48 what a disgusting thing to say to me.

Ignore these pathetically irrational posters, OP @R54. It's evident that they are mentally ill and are incapable of behaving rationally.

As I've said before, you find him attractive and that doesn't mean you have the obligation to share his political beliefs and must want to help him in imposing them on everybody else. It's evident that there are some deranged narcissists in here, who think that the entire world has the obligation to both feel and think as they do, because they consider themselves to be infallible.

Just point at them and laugh at how shamefully weak they are.

Pretty sure he will let you blow him for $ ..go for it , OP

Great looking dick at R21. Beautiful.

[quote]OP I hope you flirt with this man, and he slits your throat from ear to ear. Then sets you on fire —It’s what you deserve

[quote]If he thought he could get away with it - he would kill you dead OP.

Wow. The violently homophobic fraus are out in force on this thread.

How did we come by these pics OP

The first video has him showing his body to Unholy...uh yeah super straight. Do we think he knows what the lyrics "and you don't know how to keep your business clean" actually mean?

A song being used doesn’t equal being attracted to men. Being gay is being sexually attracted to men.

OP is mentally ill.

Just no

R63 you said they hope they’re murdered and continue to post here despite claiming you don’t find him attractive (despite asking about him numerous times). You’ve also accused the poster of being someone they aren’t.

But they are the one who is mentally ill? You don’t even have a job and live off your mom…

He has a very good looking penis and balls. They’re good looking.

R61 the context of the entire song doesn’t matter. He’s using the snippet saying he’s doing something unholy as he shows his flesh underneath the clothing. It fits. He isn’t using the entire song. Just that snippet.

R58 I agree. My instant thought was “what a good looking penis”.

As to tattooed man, I like Mr. Gas from BLM. His inks look hot. He got a built body too.

[quote]R55 you find him attractive and that doesn't mean you have the obligation to share his political beliefs and must want to help him in imposing them on everybody else.

But… that’s what love is.

OP will never find a true, enduring connection with this man when they will never agree about the big things.

It would be a terrible environment to raise children in, for one thing.

Sexy AF.

R70 love? relationship? Kids? Talk about jumping the gun…

You all wish you could climb on that.

Never has a beard done so much work.

And the demon, hellscape-inspired tattoos belie mental illness of a special sort.

Some straight men like to ride a dildo in the tanning bed section of their local gym? You can hear the gym crowd, or whatever it is, in the background.

Different men are into different things. Some straight enjoy anal stimulation, yes. Pegging is a thing too, where the woman fucks their man in the ass. They enjoy anal, they just aren’t sexually attracted to other men.

How is it anymore sick than the shit gay men do, fucking in the gym showers, the gym pool or the gym steam rooms?

It’s a tanning bed! And it is apparently not so well enclosed that you can hear everyone very close by.

And the sauna is a sauna, where anyone can walk in. Yet gay men seem to not care one bit. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.

I actually remember Equinox closing off their saunas and steam rooms for a while and having to put out a message about hooking up in them being against rules and the law because it was getting so out of hand.

This is not that, clearly.

Ignore-dar reveals EDWlN to be the homophobic poster who always defends "straight" men from the "predatory" gays.

^lotta squeezing for not much juice

OP you probably find him extra hot because he is so not the guy you'd ever think would stick a dildo up his hooter. That makes him that much more exciting.

Tinynip extraordinaire

r83

R81 get a job. Then you have some room to talk shit on anyone. Until then, you don’t. You’re below the rest of us. You live off your mother

r86

I have a 15 minute video of him using his pussy toy but it only allowed me a certain amount of time so I just trimmed it down to the final 7 minutes. Enjoy!

Nope. Not dope.

This fucking OP, fangirling over some redneck, MAGA trash, and at the same time having the nerve to claim everyone who disagrees with him lives in their mother’s basement and is below him.

Pathetic!

R90

Tony, EDWlN is the one ranting about living with Mom. OP is a different troll.

UNLESS EDWlN is BOTH OP and the Mom Shrieker, using a sock puppet to support himself at OP.

His member is much too short for me to find him hot. He's got a stumpy knob.

r93

Maybe r92 (who I’m starting to think is unemployable) needs a reality check… one may have to happen sooner than later. His poor mother though, smh. I feel so sorry for her.

I mean, just imagine being a broke unemployed motherfucker living off his mother who lives on Datalounge, LPSG and has child porn searches in his online history running his mouth about anyone. When reality strikes for him it won’t be pretty. And he will play victim. Only I took my time gathering the info needed over the last 4 years of his reckless behavior.

But his poor mother will suffer.

R94

The Brooklyn Seacow most often works with a sock puppet or two.

R98 nope. I’m not you with a million accounts. Now go get a job and help your mom. Maybe she can get off that EBT.

Who cares?

Why does r97 keep listing post numbers on their own?

What are we supposed to do with this “information”?

I don’t understand why some people keep trying to start drama on this thread. It’s a thread about a hot guy. Why does everything need to be drama and childish behavior? If you don’t find him hot you don’t need to be on the thread. It’s that simple.

I think he has a very good looking penis, actually. It look average length and a nice girth, pretty coloring. It’s nice.

Except the particular snippet he used was that you don't know how to keep your business clean, Mommy don't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop ---Like I said do you think he even knows it's about a DL guy not knowing how to douche before he gets fucked?

R102 where’s the hot guy? I’ve yet to see him on this thread.

Like r102 said, if you don’t find him hot you don’t belong here. R105 you choose to be ALL OVER a thread that you don’t like. Get off of it then.

R99 r101 r103 r106

Get off on it?

I see what you did there…but it didn’t work.

R107 you have that many people on ignore? Shocking based on how many times you commented on here and that I’m only two of those comments.

R109.

R108 what did not work? You’re literally all over a thread for a man you claim isn’t attractive and keep complaining. Who does that?

Who are you? I’m not the other poster. You may be talking to yourself.

R111.

Why are the complaints a surprise? It was obviously OP was looking for because they mention he’s “everything DLers would hate.”

Such a hot body 🥵

You all know you would suck off his country bumpkin cock

Wait is this a motorcycle outfit?

Brooklyn Seacow thread with at least one sock puppet. . The redneck guy is hot though. His other obsession (Aaron Schock) is an aging whore for foreign fascists. Muriel, how is this kaween still around???

R118 nope.

Have you found a job yet? Have you at least looked? I’m sure your mom would appreciate it, having to take care of a grown man to the point she needed to sign up for an EBT card to feed you.

Hot, but as simple as a box of rocks. These types are a dime a dozen. I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't ride his cock though.

Still waiting on a name/twitter/onlyfans handle for this guy.

This is Miss Reply 121. What IS the name of the day?

R119

It's nice when the dick is normal looking and not "malformed".

[quote] Why does [R97] keep listing post numbers on their own? What are we supposed to do with this “information”?

It’s not “information”. It’s one stupid poster who puts people on ignore, then decides he wants to read them anyway, but he’s too lazy to look at his ignore list, so he gives himself links.

He never has anything intelligent to say, so I just put him on ignore.

R118 is the retarded whore known as the Brooklyn Seacow. It has no self esteem and only eats the dirty ass of fascists. It is a Quisling who is beneath contempt, and has no job, no love life, no family, and nothing positive in its life at all. Most DL denizens have heard of it, heard of its diagnosis, or knows something like it. It’s essentially the personality that goes with being the mouth on duty at most major parks in major American cities. Pathetic, sad, ugly, and unlikely to procreate, couple, or function outside its primary role of sucking all comers at your local glory hole/public park. Be glad no one you know, or care about, is this low on the food chain. Unclear how it avoids Muriel’s wrath.

^Meant^ for R119, not R118. Lol. R119 does not appear to be OP, but it could be DeFuckTard’s sock puppet(s). Over 20 posts on this thread alone. How it escapes Muriel’s clutches is beyond me. Supertroll I guess.

"Why does [R97] keep listing post numbers on their own?"

R97 here. I did it to reference r94 who did it to r93. I can see r94 fine. But I think it's funny to do it, because then you inevitably see people freaking out about it, which lets you know they are worried that they are being put on ignore too.

R128 WOW. That's a tremendous waste of time. You should kill yourself.

In that one video he chose to go into the fleshlight pussy thing's butt instead of the puss. He likes it in the ass. He's at LEAST bi.

Something tells me he’s not actually MAGA and this was a way to get attention posting a hot guy.

I can totally believe that it’s Seacow posting about people being unemployed in their mom’s basement. He can’t even manage to keep his fingernails trimmed.

R129.

Where is this guy posting this stuff?

[quote] straight tattooed covered, small town cowboy redneck Republican

He looks creepy regardless of orientation, geography, or politics.

r136

R130 because straight men don’t fuck women in the ass

R131 I think everything about him screams Republican. OP is definitely not lying. But of course some of you live life in denial of reality.

R132 hey. I’m posting right now because I took a break at work. You’ve been posting all morning since last night. Why aren’t you working????

r138 r139 r140

Does Logan Chase have a twitter?

R140, I haven’t been posting all night.

However to answer your question, I don’t have to work because I married wealthy and don’t have to slave away at some poorly paid public works job like yourself. Because of my charm, good looks, and intelligence my life is so comfortably secure that I don’t feel the need to race to DataLounge to brag about every pair of shoes or sunglasses I buy or every overpriced baguette I eat.

R143 only none of that is true. You live with your mother.

And someone who married into wealth would not waste their days and nights posting on Datalounge and LPSG. They would be out exploring the world and doing things.

Why does Logan Chase have a black ball sack?

R144, believe what you want, if it helps to get you through the daily grind of a public employee wage-slave. I assume that’s the purpose of all the DSW shoe hauls serve because they certainly aren’t for fashionability reasons.

R146 it’s not a belief. It’s a fact that I know. No one who is of wealth is sitting on DL all day every day. And you are on here every fucking day for hours at a time.

I would point out that several celebrities have public admitted to coming here and others have been highly suspected of being DLers.

My posting history doesn’t support your theory that I’m here all day or all night. It’s there for everyone to see. My posts are signed so you don’t even have to use Trolldar.

R148 lmao. Coming here is one thing. Posting on here 24/7 is another. Please already. You chose the wrong person to fuck with over the last 4 years. You’re an uneducated idiot who lives off his mother!!!!

I’m ready to block these two queens arguing back and forth and derailing this thread.

R150, be my guest. If R149 doesn’t think we all know who he is, and where he works then he’s a fool. It’s public information and if he doesn’t think that any threats to use the public resources he has access to to intimidate people online won’t have repercussions then he is sorely mistaken. Try me.

R151 actually, you really should just tone it down and go get a job. You live off your mother who is on EBT. And I’m not making that up. It’s all on file.

EDWlN has been here "the last four years." He just ADMITTED to being Seacow EDWlN.

R152, even though I’m not listed in your “files” we’ll see how your bosses like it now that you’ve outright claimed to use government resources for online retaliation.

R152 I’ve been in this site for over a decade, you broke loser. When you were told to stop HARASSING and STALKING, starting May 22, 2019, you thought it was a joke. It isn’t. And I’ve patiently gathered a ridiculous amount of info, from your name to your location to your parents info. You have a history of looking up child porn. You have saved images of naked minors. You post racist shit online daily. If you only knew all I have on you, with dates and all.

Like I said, you should have stopped when you were told to. And DL has been nothing short of helpful in everything.

R154 this isn’t retaliation. You did a lot worse than break the law. The day I choose to, you don’t have a leg to stand on. And it’s glorious.

Remember, EDWlN threatens to get his "law enforcement family" to attack his enemies on Datalounge.

EDWlN just outed himself again!

r155

r156

R157 sweetie, I am the law. Wake up. Stupid ass. So uneducated

r159

EDWlN making threats again! 😱

Don’t you have Shawn Mendes’ fake heterosexuality to defend in another thread?

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These two deranged queens get to talk trash to one another ad infinitum and I keep getting timed out because I keep irritating the many, many anti-trans trolls.

Way to go, Muriel.

Someone on my ignore list had a meltdown between r137 and r142

There’s nothing major in those posts - just usual DL stuff

This is considered at 8 in Iowa. 9 if he cross dresses and does meth.

A New York 10 and an Iowa 8! The corn fed states have surprisingly high standards.

r164 r165 r166

He’s hot. Different people have different standards and what’s considered hot can be a regional thing. In LA and NY it’s usually pretty boys who look like they’ve never worked in their lives, but in other places a manly rugged type is what is considered hot on average.

That beard looks so dyed

r168 r169

R170 can you stop that stupid shit? Seriously. Fucking ridiculous

R171

[quote][R130] because straight men don’t fuck women in the ass

He also likes it in the ass with a big ol’ dildo. Homie is bi.

Or he likes anal stimulation. Being gay is being attracted to men.

You can get anal stimulation from a vibrator. Dude was riding a plastic cock. He likes the D.

R174.

No one wants to hear that god-awful fatso tranny song, OP.

[Quote] Seek help OP

So, I gather rodent-faced Pete Bootygig is more R2s liking

R175 a vibrator doesn’t do any anal stimulation. Anal stimulation is penetration. It’s not a vagina.

R179.

Gay is a man who is sexually attracted to other men or a woman sexually attracted to other women. Anal sex has nothing to do with that.

There are gay men who don’t enjoy anal sex and are strictly oral. Are they not gay because they don’t enjoy giving or taking anal?

R181.

His girl riding his cock

Color aside, Logan Chase has some of the ugliest nuts I've seen. The skin always looks hardened and shriveled, and his balls are tiny. A shame because he's otherwise pretty hot. He has a nice body and a really attractive face. The dick is nice too, but those balls...

Logan Chase is off white pretending to be white. His balls and hole give it away.

R185 I saw a video of Logan fucking himself with a vibrator in his truck, and he was interacting with the viewers on camera. One of them asked about his ethnicity, and he said he thought he was Hispanic and Irish.

Does Logan Chase claim to be straight? I understand that enjoying anal stimulation doesn't automatically mean "gay", but there are videos of him creampie-ing himself with one of those ejaculating dildos that shoot fake cum. I frankly can't imagine a fully red-blooded heterosexual male doing this, but maybe it's all in the name of the OnlyFans cash.

He’s straight according to him. He does it for his OnlyFans. It’s business.

R187 If that dude is straight then I have a bridge in Scotland I need to sell to OP.

This just seems like another repressed bisexual to me, like Ryan Foley. This guys sticks giant penis shape and colored dildos up his like a champ, this dude is just another bi- bottom.

R188 Nobody has ever lied on the internet.

Logan Chase also sucks fake but realistic looking cocks. That has nothing to do with anal pleasure.

He has a new video double-stuffing his asshole with two cock dildos.

Logan also watches bisexual porn and strokes off to it.

R190 what do you think OnlyFans is?

R192.

[quote][R175] a vibrator doesn’t do any anal stimulation. Anal stimulation is penetration.

There are vibrating toys that you can stick up your ass that do not resemble penises.

R194 lmao it’s the same thing. Your issue is the shape of the toy? Dude, get a grip. It’s a toy. Not a real dick.

I'm more distracted by his FUCKING goatee than his ballsack.

[quote] His face is mid

Said the 61 year old gay man

Logan's 90's goatee is HOT!!!!

r195

Logan's OF is all variations on fucking and sucking dildos, shooting and eating his cum, gaping and letting fake cum drip out his holes.

A "straight" OnlyFans man **might** not worry about his firefighter co-workers seeing him fucking himself up his (used-up!) asshole, because - allegedly - all the straight men are into getting fucked now.

BUT... no heterosexual firefighting MAGA Trumper is going to film himself SUCKING, LICKING, and CARESSING life-like, realistic, flesh-colored, VEINY COCK dildos.

Logan's bro co-workers will definitely see that as GAY. Which it is.

They won't see it as "Tricking the money out of the FAGS! Ha ha, dude!" They will see Logan as the fag.

R200 but they most likely don’t see it. They probably aren’t looking at the stuff that would lead them to find a man shoving dildos up his ass.

Logan is on Instagram with coded messages on how to find him on OnlyFans (since links are forbidden). He’s not hiding anything.

Ever thought maybe his Instagram doesn’t have his coworker following it? I mean… think. Most of them block their families and friends

You don’t think one Frau in Colorado would recognize him on Instagram? He has thousands of followers and anyone can follow him.

No 100% straight guy is going to want a fucking dildo resembling a cock up his ass, and there's no WAY that he would ride the damn thing.

R205 it’s a rubber toy

^So what? He ain't 100% straight.

R207 false.

R207 are you Logsn?

No, he's EDWlN, who is heavily invested in defending "straight" men's honor.

He is the most homophobic poster on DL.

When that Logan guy was first discussed here I couldn’t believe he was a firefighter. They are by reputation more bro-ish and conservative than even your average cop. It just didn’t make sense that he fit into that world.

Turns out Logan is a woodland firefighter, which is much different. A lot of them are former prisoners who learned the skills while working in work release programs. The pay is hourly, and low: $11-$14 starting. The work is seasonal and they don’t have firehouses or regular schedules like traditional firefighters.

Logan probably really needs the additional income from his OnlyFans, so that probably pushes him to go further and further to keep the subscriber-levels up.

A lot of trashy ex-prisoners are also into MMF threesomes with men-on-men action involved as well.

The tattoo above Logan's cock says: "Lucky You!"

R3 I did. He said he isn’t sure who he will vote for in the Republican primary yet because he hasn’t been keeping up with any of it this time around, but we need to get “Blue” out of office, so any of them winning is necessary.

R212 lmao. You are obsessed

No more obsessed that you, EDWlN at r214, in your desperation to cover for Fag Shawn Mendes' pathetic bearding.

Logan’s balls:

We all have things we’re ashamed of

Ew, Logan is so much hotter than that.

Nah. Logan is fug

He is a Texas transplant. He’s born and raised in North Dakota.

Where can we see all this info? Is there a reddit, Insta or other social media for this dude? LPSG?

There might not be one R222, it’s likely this is just some poor schmuck that Seacow has catfishes like that poor naive boy that worked at Lowe’s.

R223 you still haven’t learned to stop making serious accusations with nothing to back it up? I’m not even OP. Jesus. Grow up.

🌊 🐄 admits to catfishing that straight Lowes boy. ^^

R225 lmao. Keep digging that grave with lies. Your poor mother when her EBT is cut off.

🌊 🐄, why don’t you have Muriel also ban EDW-lowercase-L-N?

EDWlN! EDWlN! EDWlN!!!!! 🌊🐄

R227 the way I’m gonna laugh when your mom loses her EBT because her grown ass son lives off of her instead of working 💀

Mom pays for my subscription to Logan Chase’s OnlyFans with her government money?

I think there are bigger fish to catch.

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Lmao happy you have $10 you can afford. But yes your mom is broke with a son who is worthless. Sorry but can’t relate.

Dick looks skinny in R216. Fantasy destroyed.

🌊🐄, are you upset about Trump being indicted yet again?

ACAB!!!!!!!

Lmao go get a job. Mom is gonna lose her government money soon.

R234 hot. You can tell his hole has been well-used, but it still looks nice. An anal king.

He’s so bi.

Hot and sweaty after a workout

Who the fuck is he?

I mean...the guy is HOT. But I think the haircut SCREAMS straight.

Because he is straight. I mean, most of the world is.

Haircuts don't mean anything.

He’s as straight as he is Asian.

any proof he's an actual fire fighter?

r243

R244 with over 50 posts on this thread types desperate and thirsty 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

R243 he isn’t. Logan is. Learn to read.

welcome to DL! I was referring to Logan who is discussed in the thread. How else would you have known who I was referring to R246 since I posted no name?

Logan Chase is 34 today, and is celebrating with a NEW video of fucking himself and sucking off a veiny fake cock.

Ew

A new pic.

Homosexual.

No straight guy has that style of tapestry behind their bed.

A straight Repuke with lots of overdone tattoos. Pass.

[quote]No straight guy has that style of tapestry behind their bed.

Or enjoys riding a plastic cock that’s bigger than his own.

R252 every single thing you post is filled with ignorance. He has a girlfriend. Ever stop to think maybe, just maybe this is his girlfriends bed? Seriously. Grow the fuck up and get a job. You’re pathetic.

[quote]He has a girlfriend

So did Rock Hudson.

R256 seek therapy and GET A JOB.

OP -the only thing stopping you from getting some of that is probably $150 bucks.

He’s looking great

He needs to just come out as bi already.

Being bi means being sexually attracted to men and women. He isn’t.

Average white guy.

R264 yet you’re still here.

It’s been a while

I mean...he's hot but I can smell his shitty cologne from here.

I don't know what it is or why but we all have this physical type; me? 6'1 to 6'3" 190 to 220; big muscular in shape; there's just something about it when those arms wrap around you and you feel safe.

I think I found this guy ONCE in my life and he's gone from it.

Anything else just doesn't push my buttons.

We want what we want OP.

still

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