I have a friend with a rather portly toddler and I don’t know if I should say something or not. It has a few stomach rolls and a double chin. Her husband is enormous as well as being fat so maybe it’s taking after him? I just don’t want to see it end up like Honey Boo Boo
How fat is too fat for a 2 year old?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 3, 2023 3:46 PM |
Nunya bidness, Bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 3, 2023 2:50 AM |
Say NOTHING. they know, Mary!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 3, 2023 3:09 AM |
It'll be a former friend if you say anything about the child's weight or size, even in a roundabout fashion.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 3, 2023 3:14 AM |
"I adore little Hazel. Tell me, when she sits on Santa's lap, does he scream?"
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 3, 2023 3:20 AM |
Buy the kid some clothing for "husky" kids, make sure it's labeled as plus sized, then they'll know their kid is a fattie.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 3, 2023 3:25 AM |
Say nothing. Leave it to the doctor or a mother-in-law.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 3, 2023 3:30 AM |
"Weight loss is difficult at that age. Have you given her cigarettes?"
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 3, 2023 3:32 AM |
When entertaining the portly toddler, sing, "Old MacDonald had a farm ... ee-ai-ee-ai-OZEMPIC."
Mother will get the message.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 3, 2023 3:33 AM |
Couldn’t be more than a case of scotch. I’m going for 35 pounds.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 3, 2023 3:38 AM |
I WAS FINE UNTIL SOMETHING FAT WALKED IN!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 3, 2023 3:39 AM |
Unless they have to grease the tot's sides with some type of Mama Bear approved lard to get it to fit into the crib, best to keep your mouth shut OP
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 3, 2023 3:44 AM |
I’d say 300 pounds
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 3, 2023 3:44 AM |
Is the toddler's name Tracy Turnblad?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 3, 2023 3:44 AM |
What, only two chins? Amateur.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 3, 2023 4:47 AM |
At 2 do they still have baby fat?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 3, 2023 2:13 PM |
Do babies in China learn to eat with tooth picks?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 3, 2023 3:44 PM |
Yes R16 but you can tell baby fat from an overweight chubbo.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 3, 2023 3:46 PM |