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How fat is too fat for a 2 year old?

I have a friend with a rather portly toddler and I don’t know if I should say something or not. It has a few stomach rolls and a double chin. Her husband is enormous as well as being fat so maybe it’s taking after him? I just don’t want to see it end up like Honey Boo Boo

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2023 3:46 PM

Nunya bidness, Bitch.

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2023 2:50 AM

Say NOTHING. they know, Mary!

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2023 3:09 AM

It'll be a former friend if you say anything about the child's weight or size, even in a roundabout fashion.

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2023 3:14 AM

"I adore little Hazel. Tell me, when she sits on Santa's lap, does he scream?"

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2023 3:20 AM

Buy the kid some clothing for "husky" kids, make sure it's labeled as plus sized, then they'll know their kid is a fattie.

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2023 3:25 AM

Say nothing. Leave it to the doctor or a mother-in-law.

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2023 3:30 AM

"Weight loss is difficult at that age. Have you given her cigarettes?"

by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2023 3:32 AM

Fat baby!

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by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2023 3:33 AM

When entertaining the portly toddler, sing, "Old MacDonald had a farm ... ee-ai-ee-ai-OZEMPIC."

Mother will get the message.

by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2023 3:33 AM

Couldn’t be more than a case of scotch. I’m going for 35 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2023 3:38 AM

I WAS FINE UNTIL SOMETHING FAT WALKED IN!

by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2023 3:39 AM

Unless they have to grease the tot's sides with some type of Mama Bear approved lard to get it to fit into the crib, best to keep your mouth shut OP

by Anonymousreply 12June 3, 2023 3:44 AM

I’d say 300 pounds

by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2023 3:44 AM

Is the toddler's name Tracy Turnblad?

by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2023 3:44 AM

What, only two chins? Amateur.

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2023 4:47 AM

At 2 do they still have baby fat?

by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2023 2:13 PM

Do babies in China learn to eat with tooth picks?

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2023 3:44 PM

Yes R16 but you can tell baby fat from an overweight chubbo.

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2023 3:46 PM
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