Shanqueeza Jones passed away peacefully, surrounded by her cats, at Bridgeway Care and Rehabilitation Center in Bridgewater on June 02,2023 at the age of 68. She was born in West Virginia. She changed careers mid-life and earned a degree as a registered dental surgical assistant. She loved knitting, crocheting, ice skating, bowling, pegging, and trolling the internet. Her favorite pastime was spending quality time with her 17 cats—especially Michael and Jermajesty, her favorites. Her body was donated to the (BDP) Body Donation Program, where her peculiar brain will be studied.
Janbot is dead to me!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 13, 2023 4:01 PM |
What was on her IPod?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 2, 2023 3:02 PM |
It's hard to improve on your post, OP. I had a good laugh.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 2, 2023 3:02 PM |
R1, as always, Rhythm Nation, her idol's only hit.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 2, 2023 4:54 PM |
**Although she mentioned her prowess at and love of ice skating constantly to her cubicle mates at work, at the time of her death no one had ever actually seen Shanqueeza ice skate.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 2, 2023 4:59 PM |
[quote]ice skating constantly to her cubicle mates at work
Pics please.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 2, 2023 5:01 PM |
Oh God, not Shanqueeza! Noooooo!!!!!
So much disrespecting!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 2, 2023 5:03 PM |
Unfortunately, her more disgusting, even fatter, and- unbelievably- nine times as stupid alter ego JABBA still lives another day to post lies on the DL and call people faggots.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 2, 2023 5:05 PM |
When asked what song she would like played at her funeral, her answer was "Take a Bow" by Madonna.
"Won't Janet mind?" asked the reporter. Her answer:
"She has no idea I exist!"
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 2, 2023 5:12 PM |
I hear people like her die at the pussy first.
Like 10 years before the rest of them catches up.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 3, 2023 12:59 PM |
It was the disastrous tour, yes?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 3, 2023 1:02 PM |
Has sister Damita Jones commented?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 3, 2023 1:05 PM |
Offsite Link
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 3, 2023 1:07 PM |
Couldn’t she have been put on a morphine drip in a fallout shelter to dodge all the scathing reviews??
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 3, 2023 1:07 PM |
Won't someone buy a four-pack of tickets for tonight's less than sold out show in Shanqueeza's memory? They're only five dollars.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 8, 2023 7:12 PM |
Op that obituary is gold.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 8, 2023 7:36 PM |
Who will remember all those utterly senseless records and milestones?
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 8, 2023 8:36 PM |
Shanqueezaaaaaaaa!!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 8, 2023 9:20 PM |
She had a gigantic ass but she couldn't live forever.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 8, 2023 10:16 PM |
Has anyone pissed on its grave yet?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 13, 2023 4:01 PM |