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His hair's Steve Martin white...

His hair's Steve Martin white

His lips a narrow line

His job is getting old

He's got Andy Cohen's eyes 😍

He'll turn his ranting on you

When you dare to criticize

CNN for favoring Trump

He's got Andy Cohen's eyes 😍

And he'll tease you, he'll unease you

And his giggle will convince you

He's a person

With an ac-tu-al

Per-son-al-a-tee, too

All the girls think he's a stud

He's got Andy Cohen's eyes 😍

You'll watch him in your home

It whets your appetite

For gore and bloody fights

He's putting news in your brain

And he's got Andy Cohen's eyes 😍

And he'll please you

With tight tee shirts

And a skin as white as paper

He's atrocious

And he knows just what it takes

To make a town hall

And we wonder why he joined the MAGA side

But he's got Andy Cohen's eyes 😍😍😍

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by Anonymousreply 5June 2, 2023 5:43 PM

try hard ... .

by Anonymousreply 1June 2, 2023 9:52 AM

R1 Your jealousy of my original songwriting gifts is showing.

by Anonymousreply 2June 2, 2023 9:57 AM

I think it’s cute OP…

by Anonymousreply 3June 2, 2023 12:41 PM

R3 What's cute? Their relationship?

by Anonymousreply 4June 2, 2023 1:04 PM

The modified lyrics…

by Anonymousreply 5June 2, 2023 5:43 PM
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