2022 DL fave Beanie Feldstein jumps the broom! Congrats, ladies!

Shat & Platt do everything in tandem, even crappy engagement moments. 💩

I like her. She was great in Book Smart.

I doubt they jumped very high

Does she have to put up with Jonah’s hideous moods?

"Camp themed wedding" - As if Beanie could actually endure real camping. I'm assuming they 'camped' at a lodge.

They camped at theater camp….Beanie sang I’m Still Here

They look like two pig lumps.

She's got a big fat person type fingernails.

Surprised an understudy didn't sub for her at the wedding.

Vogue has lots of photos of the wedding and celebrity guests.

Link to Vogue photos.

Who?

"This one time at wedding camp..."

The groom was prettier than the bride.

Congrats to Beanie!

Did Jonah Hill not go to his sister’s wedding? Don’t see him mentioned in the article or in any of the photos.

I don’t think they wanted that dark energy

Might I add…

Summer Camp! Where Beanie’s talent shone brightest.

Was the wedding cake made of nutloaf?

Beanie’s partner ore those tragic octagonal glasses that Ali Wong wears in Beef.

Guess she didn’t realize Ali’s character wears them to signal what a jerk she is.

She will regret those when she looks back at the photos.

The bride wore DEET.

It's nice to see two people, so happy. Mazel tov, ladies!

R21 these are lesbians

Are Beanie and Jonah estranged? There’s no sign of him at the wedding. Her parents are there and her wife’s brothers are there as well (cute guys!).

Enews says Jonah's girlfriend gave birth to their child on June 2nd. The Beanie wedding was May 20th and he wasn't there, but it would have been very close to his girlfriend's delivery date.

According to Yahoo News, Jonah was at Beanie's proposal party in June of 2022 where Beanie accepted her girlfriend's marriage proposal.

Didn't know she was gay. Feel bad that she had to listen to that homophobic rant from her brother

Nepo fattie.

Good for them!

But why oh why are so many lesbians obese? Several types of cancer, cardiovascular disease, joint disease and more. Why do so many ignore this? Them fit healthy weight female that men are attracted to does not seem to matter much in the lesbian world- to their own perils in terms of mortality.

My sister is married to a lovely overweight woman and insists that my view that lesbians are likely to be over weight is wrong. But it isn’t. Lesbians have higher incidence of over weight, obesity, cardiovascular disease and cancer than heterosexual women.

It’s weird.

R29, and heterosexual men have higher rates of obesity than gay men. What's your point?

Too many potlucks Charlie.

But seriously, I the higher rates of smoking also contribute to the cardiovascular and cancer numbers.

she wore WHITE?

Is it white? It looks eggshell to me.

PLEASE tell me she didn't sing "Sadie, Married Lady" at the reception.

Please tell me she didn't sing. Period.

[quote]intentionally organized and run by women

I think a wedding unintentionally organized and run by women might be more fun.

Jo naw has a girlfriend?? Naw… no way.

Why does one lesbian always wear a suit at lesbian weddings? So bizarre. How many gay men weddings have you seen where one of the guys is in a gown? Do better lesbians.

^Jonah the ExWhale

I wish them luck (and a solid, reinforced, bed).

[quote] a summer camp-themed wedding, intentionally organized and run by women

As a fat womon, could she do garbage detail?

Me too, R2. I don’t get the hate.

These two fuggos look like two large stool samples.

She's off the market, gents.

This is actually very, very sweet.

Bonnie and Beanie…how…precious.

I had no idea she was a lesbian.

Congratulations!

Only black people ever jump the broom at weddings, OP.

[quote]Only black people ever jump the broom at weddings, OP.

And witches!

[quote]intentionally organized and run by women.

Man on the Land! Man on the Land!

The only thing Beanie ever jumped was the line at Chipotle.

Not just Bonnie, R46. Bonnie-Chance.

[quote] intentionally organized and run by women.

Oh I’m glad it didn’t happen completely by accident.

“Hey we just happened to form a dyke retreat area, how the fuck did that even happen?”

Has she always been Lez or is she a nuLez/failed straight large woman?

So, r52, Beanie took a Chance…with Bonnie 🥴

R26 May 20 and June 2 are not close enough to miss your sister’s wedding…unless you are seeking an excuse to miss your sister’s wedding.

Did Leo & Lukass attend in solidarity

Bonnie's brothers are CUTE. What happened to her?

Bonnie Mace married Beanie?