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BREAKING NEWS! ALEX RODRIGUEZ DIAGNOSED WITH GUM DISEASE!

But he has such a gorgeous smile :(

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by Anonymousreply 32June 2, 2023 2:08 PM

OP: this made me laugh out loud. Thanks. I needed it.

by Anonymousreply 1June 1, 2023 9:36 PM

Thoughts and many prayers

by Anonymousreply 2June 1, 2023 9:37 PM

He’s not aging well.

by Anonymousreply 3June 1, 2023 9:38 PM

Next they'll be having headlines when a celebrity gets a cavity.

by Anonymousreply 4June 1, 2023 9:43 PM

Who hasn't?

by Anonymousreply 5June 1, 2023 9:44 PM

She def hit the wall

by Anonymousreply 6June 1, 2023 10:03 PM

The struggle is real.

by Anonymousreply 7June 1, 2023 10:08 PM

Dear Jesus, tell me it isn't gingivitis!

by Anonymousreply 8June 1, 2023 10:11 PM

Oh my god, NO!

by Anonymousreply 9June 1, 2023 10:13 PM

I told you not to swallow your gum.

by Anonymousreply 10June 1, 2023 10:17 PM

🐻 👑 📰

by Anonymousreply 11June 1, 2023 10:18 PM

I threw up when he walked up to talk with me at a restaurant.

It was very embarrassing. I told him it was a bad oyster, but the stench of his rotting mouth meat still haunts me.

In fact, if I had managed to hit him in the mouth with my vomit, he would have smelled better.

by Anonymousreply 12June 1, 2023 10:23 PM

Ugh, I didn't need to see this; it's just too triggering!

My worse-than Howard Hughes, WW2-Korea vet Dad would always ride us kids about oral health, telling us "Keep playing; you're gonna get trench mouth! I saw it in Korea!"

Of course we smartass kids had to look it up in the World Book. 😱😱😱🤢🤢🤮

A-Rod, you shoulda had a Dad like mine.

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by Anonymousreply 13June 1, 2023 10:23 PM

I don't know what his point was in announcing this, but it's really unfortunate and definitely not newsworthy.

by Anonymousreply 14June 1, 2023 10:27 PM

eww, just floss bro, not hard.

by Anonymousreply 15June 1, 2023 10:29 PM

R14, probably because he's shilling for some new gum-saver product(s).

by Anonymousreply 16June 1, 2023 10:44 PM

I wonder who gave it to him.

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by Anonymousreply 17June 1, 2023 10:49 PM

R17, are you saying he got gum disease from taco-flavored kisses?

by Anonymousreply 18June 1, 2023 10:53 PM

CBS: Kim Kardashian Has Diarrhea

by Anonymousreply 19June 1, 2023 11:12 PM

Days, not weeks

by Anonymousreply 20June 1, 2023 11:14 PM

When you can pay for a million dollar smile with a week's salary/endorsements and let your gums go to shit because you're too lazy to floss? Poor ARod

by Anonymousreply 21June 1, 2023 11:17 PM

Bedside vigil 🛌

by Anonymousreply 22June 2, 2023 12:18 AM

Does gun have nutrients?

by Anonymousreply 23June 2, 2023 12:21 AM

Now he'll be Blow Job A-Rod.

by Anonymousreply 24June 2, 2023 12:25 AM

Don’t dare blame this on JLo’s Downlow

by Anonymousreply 25June 2, 2023 12:53 AM

[quote] "[R14], probably because he's shilling for some new gum-saver product(s)."

Makes sense., R16. Time will tell.

by Anonymousreply 26June 2, 2023 3:03 AM

ARod has gum disease because he eats way too much pu$$y!

by Anonymousreply 27June 2, 2023 3:11 AM

I got cancer from eating pussy!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 28June 2, 2023 3:38 AM

Jlo dodged a bullet. She’s not equipped to be a caregiver.

by Anonymousreply 29June 2, 2023 11:31 AM

Alex we love you please floss

by Anonymousreply 30June 2, 2023 1:40 PM

He's never been attractive but he's aging like shit.

by Anonymousreply 31June 2, 2023 1:44 PM

This is unbelievable: he's been diagnosed with gum disease, but nobody has provided a "total derp face" diagnosis yet?!

What is happening to medicine?

by Anonymousreply 32June 2, 2023 2:08 PM
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