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President Xi was going to execute all the exporters, but when Biden won--because of a rigged election--the deal was off, according to Trump.
Alex, I'll choose the category of "Things That Have Never Actually Happened" for $2,000 and my next shipment of fentanyl.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 1, 2023 10:20 PM |
Trump also had a deal all worked out with the Leprechauns where every American was going to receive a pot o’ gold, but that was cancelled when Biden won.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 1, 2023 7:08 PM |
He knows his audience is made up of opioid addicts.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 1, 2023 7:11 PM |
There was that other deal he worked out with the flying monkeys to take over the US Postal Service and then Biden stole the election and it all went to shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 1, 2023 7:17 PM |
In the run up to the last election, flying monkeys were running the USPS.
Whatever happened to that fat ass tRump collaborator anyway? And where are all the missing mailboxes?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 1, 2023 7:23 PM |
Damn, the fentanyl plan that almost was.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 1, 2023 7:28 PM |
Skid row voted against Trump's plan.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 1, 2023 7:29 PM |
He in love with that COCO.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 1, 2023 7:32 PM |
That's fake news, R1. Only the 1% was going to get a pot of gold. Every other American was going to get pissed on and be told it was liquid gold. His supporters would believe him and thank him.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 1, 2023 8:43 PM |
7 people showed up for Trump in Iowa
My favorite part? Dood hates shaking hands with anyone and yet is forced to do so in the most pathetic of circumstances.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 1, 2023 10:20 PM |
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