Caption this! It's Ron and Casey DeSantis and.......company

The Bad, The Bad, and the Fugly

Who's the blonde hooker?

4 x trash.

One of these things is not like the others…

He'll always be a sleazy, greasy Floribama strip club owner who bought his way through college.

Three bores and a whore.

We got Andrew Sullivan a hooker to make a man outta him.

The Real House Creeps of Hell

Sarasota HS Class of '56 would like their prom back 😏

Tonight's episode of Floribama Shore is weird

I like the stripper at the end. At least she’s honest.

Ron looks so relaxed.

Cut Casey DeSantis some slack -- she's repurposing Mamie Eisenhower's wardrobe.

Both women are giving their all.

The Stepford Harpies

Casey adores a minuet, the Ballets Russes, and crepes suzette, her cousin, on the other hand…

Put that on the cover of "Florida Fashion Monthly."

Doesn't like California, it's woke and it's damp

That's why the lady is a tramp

Holy shit. Someone please tell us who the streetwalker is. This is too funny. Assume this is from Ronda's inauguration or a fundraiser?

"First Family Mistakenly Adopts Adult Sex Midget"

The hooker looks like a bodybuilder.

absolute trash.

I cannot get over Casey's hairline. It's so weird. It seems like the easiest thing to fix.

Does she not know?

THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

The blonde is the only one in this photo who is being honest about being a fake whore.

She’s a REAL whore, my dear.

Still no ID on blondie??

Is Ronnie wearing lifts?

Tacky O, Clueless Schmos and Slutty Ho

Is DeSantis bow legged? Or just perpetually awkwar?

Mamie Eisenhower released her new line?

DeSantis Diddles Daddy’s Digits

No wonder Casey's so pale. That leather muppet husband of hers is always hogging the tanning bed.

Rhonda could not look more like a used car salesman if he tried.

No body language there with Rhonda and the kooky wife. He's not even facing her. Do I assume he has very poor eye contact?

"We love the imaginary past."

Casey DeSantis raided the wardrobe department of "Make Room for Daddy" and picked out a frock Marjorie Lord would have been proud to wear.

Rhonda is autistic, yes? It seems very obvious.

Who's the cheap whore?

Who's the big titted whore with the dress so short she's about to show her money maker?

How much you wanna bet the klassy ho on the right isn't wearing any underwear?

If that blonde skank's dress was any higher she'd need two hairdos.

W A S T I N G H I S T I M E

He’s going nowhere with his bid for the throne.

Is the blonde Meatball's VP pick? Is she how he plans to win back MAGAt votes from Trump?

That blonde has got to be a titty dancer he hired as a date. Even pro escorts look classier.

Madame Tussauds mixed up the figures again!

He’s so stiff mechanical looking. Waiting for Trump to mop the floor with this fucking greaseball. And you know it’s going to happen.

She’s wearing curtains fashioned into a dress from 1959.

We should hope anyone but Trump or Rhonda gets the nom.

^ Even the blonde ho on the right would make a better president than Trump or Ronnie

[quote]Who's the cheap whore?

That's Ron DeSantis, Governor of Florida and candidate for President of the United States, R39.

^ LOL!!!

That he would even pose for this photo shows what a fuckin dumbass he is, my god.

And DeShit-face has the audacity to claim it's the "LGBTQ" crowd that's making a Mockery of Florida's standards!

R51 Wins.

Um……

My tits are bigger than hers. MUCH bigger!

A person of easy virtue.

A purveyor of pulchritude.

A one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will.

A slimy, slithering succubus.

A concubine.

A street walker.

A tramp.

A slut.

A CHEAP WHORE!

His wife looks like a drag performer about to do a 50s housewife bit.

The blonde hooker is the real story.

I think the blonde might be the daughter of Jordan B. Peterson.