Casey DeSantis: Why Am I Picking Up Eva Peron Vibes From This Chick?

Can't stand her or her husband but I actually think she looks really good there.

I get Prom Queen runner-up vibes.

Eva Peron is giving her WAY too much credit.

Tacky O !

I get more of a Imelda Marcos vibe from her...

Trying way too hard. .

Mrs. Deathsantis as a youth

I still can't get over those fucking gloves.

Casita! Casita! CASITA!

(Casita breaks into "Don't Cry For Me, Sarasota")

AOC did the cape so much better

Oh yes, r12.

I think she resembles Annette Funicello.

She'll never have the class of Eva Peron.

I get beginning stage Kim Guilfoyle myself.

[quote]Why Am I Picking Up Eva Peron Vibes From This Chick?

It’s the embalming, dear.

@r14, "I think she resembles Annette Funicello. "

Ron only wishes Casey had a rack like that 😜

Jackie Kennedy never had puckers in her chest darts.

Somebody told me that her name was Jill

@r19, "Jackie Kennedy never had puckers in her chest darts."

Jackie never had a chest that puckers 🙄

Imelda Marcos and Evita Peron had a lot in common. Power hungry bitches who were after fame, cash, and clothes. I know nothing about Mrs. DeSantis except she's working on perfecting stiff ass outfits and has terrible taste in men.

Imelda and Eva hitched their wagons to men who rose all the way to the top. Casey will be a mention in the bio of a footnote of history.

Casey will always be well accessorized because every time her husband speaks, a purse falls out of his mouth.

I get less Eva Peron, and more Serena Joy Waterford

Because she's dressed up to the nines.

At sixes and sevens with you.

I recall reading that Ann Romney felt that being first lady was her destiny. I get that same vibe with this one.

[quote]Jackie Kennedy never had puckers in her chest darts.

It's *bust* darts.

She’s a fine looking woman. If she wasn’t DeSantis’s wife you wouldn’t have an Issue with her.

She looks and acts like a Stepford wife. I think the legend goes that Ron would vet his dates by pronouncing Thai food as “thigh food” and the first and only one not to correct him was Casey, so he married her.

^ That's so much bullshit, he married her because she was the only one who said, "Yes"

No, she thought he was a cannibal and wanted to eat humans with him.

She's going for a full Jackie O vibe. And we laugh now, but she's probably going to contribute enormously to his popularity. Dumbfucks love a glamourous first lady as if that rubs off on them.

[quote]Casey DeSantis wore a leather 'Where Woke Goes to Die' jacket in 85-degree weather in Iowa

Eyes, hair-fake, figure Dress, voice-Marlboros Hands, tragic, rings, knockoffs Face, diamonds, never seen one

I came from the people, they need to adore me

So TJ Maxx store me, from my head to my toes

I need to be gaudy, I want to be Cocaine High!

They must have excitement, and so must I!

She's bring big Anita Bryant energy back to Florida where it belongs!

The problem for her is that she’s always standing next to that square-shaped goombah. So her “fashion” will always look like a costume.

Plus she orchestrated the firing of Susie Wiles, formerly a big political operative in her husband’s campaign, who knows where all the bodies are buried and now works for Trump. Good luck with that, Cassie!