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Fitness Hottie Hayden Greene

He's a bit of a butterface, but that body!

Smoking hot.

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by Anonymousreply 59August 25, 2023 3:06 PM

Hayden has the cutest shy smile.

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by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2023 5:44 PM

I'm sure he does just fine with that face.

Though his body looked better when it was less muscled/developed. And he looks14 years old. It's a 'great' body, but it's a bit much.

by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2023 5:50 PM

Roids. Soooo many steroids. No one in bodybuilding competitions isn't on gear. His balls are probably the size of marbles.

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2023 6:10 PM

Nothing wrong with his face, he real pretty I reckon

by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2023 6:15 PM

That body, though...

Until he opens his mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2023 6:23 PM

^ he needs to speak slower and not so much slang

by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2023 6:26 PM

^ however, I doubt he will ever be refined....

by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2023 6:27 PM

He's no Sam Cushing!

by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2023 6:33 PM

He’s no Hayden Rorke!

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by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2023 8:26 PM

I like his face.

by Anonymousreply 10June 1, 2023 1:44 AM

Me too, R10.

He has such a sweet face.

Given that he has an amazingly perfect body, his face offsets the body by making him look very approachable and kind.

And not douchey, like most other fitness "bros."

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by Anonymousreply 11June 1, 2023 1:50 AM

How can anyone not fall in love with Hayden?

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by Anonymousreply 12June 1, 2023 2:59 AM

Very cute face and great body. I’m not crazy about the hair, but it’s a small flaw in an otherwise great package.

by Anonymousreply 13June 1, 2023 1:06 PM

He's not one of *those* Greenes, I hope!

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by Anonymousreply 14June 1, 2023 1:09 PM

what's going on with his boyf's hair?

by Anonymousreply 15June 1, 2023 1:13 PM

[quote] what's going on with his boyf's hair?

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by Anonymousreply 16June 1, 2023 4:05 PM

R16 Google "TikTok boy haircut." It's a thing.

I suspect in 10-15 years, it'll be regarded in the way 1980s crunchy bangs and mullets came to be regarded by the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 17June 1, 2023 4:08 PM

Hayden starts crying when talking about running.

Rofl!!

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by Anonymousreply 18June 8, 2023 7:50 PM

He seems like he’s still a virgin.

by Anonymousreply 19June 8, 2023 7:52 PM

Has the face of Eliot Page and the body he could only dream of having.

by Anonymousreply 20June 8, 2023 8:02 PM

[quote] He seems like he’s still a virgin.

I'd love to help him out with that!

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by Anonymousreply 21June 8, 2023 8:10 PM

Hayden went from 110 pounds to 175 pounds, but I really don't see it.

Do you?

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by Anonymousreply 22June 8, 2023 8:14 PM

His body is incredible!

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by Anonymousreply 23June 16, 2023 11:40 AM

"Should men wear crop tops?"

I vote YES!

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by Anonymousreply 24June 16, 2023 11:41 AM

Hayden coming out...... of the swimming pool.

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by Anonymousreply 25June 17, 2023 2:21 AM

What's Hayden doing in Greece?

How does this kid travel all over the world?

Is he a paid whore?

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by Anonymousreply 26July 4, 2023 9:21 PM

[quote]What's Hayden doing in Greece?

Sipping champagne on a yacht?

by Anonymousreply 27July 4, 2023 9:50 PM

Did he get a nose job? It looks different at R26.

by Anonymousreply 28July 4, 2023 9:57 PM

I love him

by Anonymousreply 29July 4, 2023 10:16 PM

Omg he actually has a girlfriend.

And she's quite frumpy!

But he's from Ohio, so I guess that's the norm.

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by Anonymousreply 30July 6, 2023 6:07 PM

Hayden Vlogs his trip to New York.

I could watch him all day. *swoon*

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by Anonymousreply 31August 5, 2023 10:47 PM

R27 wins the thread!

by Anonymousreply 32August 5, 2023 11:55 PM

I saw his pictures on his Instagram page I approve of his bathroom wall decor and towels. They're well coordinated and appear to be inexpensive.

by Anonymousreply 33August 6, 2023 12:47 AM

Is he FtM?

by Anonymousreply 34August 6, 2023 12:49 AM

Is "fitness model" the new term for whore?

by Anonymousreply 35August 6, 2023 1:19 AM

Don;'t worry: it's not his face I'm after.

by Anonymousreply 36August 6, 2023 1:21 AM

He seems like such a sweetheart.

Very innocent and naive.

I had to laugh when he says in his video "I love you guys!"

Little does he know that the majority of his "fans" are only there because they're lusting after him.

And that includes the "straight" muscle fitness guys too.

by Anonymousreply 37August 6, 2023 1:24 AM

[quote] Little does he know that the majority of his "fans" are only there because they're lusting after him.

[italic]Now[/italic] who's being naive?

by Anonymousreply 38August 6, 2023 1:30 AM

He looks like a male porn whore who asked the plastic surgeon to cut him to look as much like Ariana Grande as possible.

by Anonymousreply 39August 6, 2023 1:47 AM

[quote] Is "fitness model" the new term for whore?

Not new but yes

by Anonymousreply 40August 6, 2023 1:58 AM

Faboo body, but the face is a little on the girly side.

by Anonymousreply 41August 6, 2023 1:59 AM

His face is sweet.

Like an innocent little angel.

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by Anonymousreply 42August 8, 2023 2:20 AM

Just look at this....

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by Anonymousreply 43August 8, 2023 2:25 AM

Sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 44August 8, 2023 5:45 AM

r44 Lol. Odd looking kid. That's part of his appeal I guess.

by Anonymousreply 45August 8, 2023 5:47 AM

What is it? Man or woman or manwoman?

by Anonymousreply 46August 8, 2023 12:00 PM

R22 you don’t see how much wider he is? His neck? Arms?

by Anonymousreply 47August 8, 2023 2:04 PM

Hi, Hayden!!!

by Anonymousreply 48August 8, 2023 2:38 PM

Why does he look like he's on the verge of tears in every photo?

by Anonymousreply 49August 8, 2023 4:00 PM

Boy better get it now while he can. He'll be one butt ugly man in 10 years. 🤣

by Anonymousreply 50August 8, 2023 4:47 PM

[quote] Why does he look like he's on the verge of tears in every photo?

r49 It makes me wanna bite the back of his ear whole I console him.

by Anonymousreply 51August 8, 2023 4:49 PM

^ "while" not "whole", as if any of you care.

We should be able to edit our posts.

by Anonymousreply 52August 8, 2023 5:34 PM

I wonder if he'd ever go gay for pay?

He doesn't really seem the type.

He's too nice.

by Anonymousreply 53August 9, 2023 1:59 AM

r53 Oh, I thought y'all were talking about a prostitute to begin with. Influence my dick. Like I give a fuck about anything with this guy other than his ass.

by Anonymousreply 54August 9, 2023 2:08 AM

Hayden went on a 24 hour fast!

How does he survive??

He barely has any body fat as it is.

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by Anonymousreply 55August 14, 2023 5:01 AM

Stop bumping the thread until he starts showing hole.

by Anonymousreply 56August 15, 2023 12:05 AM

He graduated.

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by Anonymousreply 57August 25, 2023 6:24 AM

Did he go commando under his robe?

by Anonymousreply 58August 25, 2023 9:10 AM

[quote] He graduated.

r57 I still say he's a rather ugly kid.

by Anonymousreply 59August 25, 2023 3:06 PM
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