Al Pacino is about to be a dad, AGAIN!

Move over DeNiro!

Knock off that shit old man.

That's some o-l-d fertilizer.

What’d he and De Niro have going, some sort of a bet!?

I started the trend of being an 80 something dad in '90s.

Jesus, really, I mean Jesus. These guys should had their sperm tubes tied LONG ago. Give the planet a break, fewer people. And can you imagine the consummation rate of kids in this economic status?

She previously dated Mick Jagger and billionaire Nicolas Berggruen. She finally hit paydirt with this geezer.

Hope it’s not too late to add these to the baby registry

Yeesh, he is looking rough. His hair’s a state. I guess it’s cool that he doesn’t seem to care — AT ALL — but I always think of him looking as he did in the 70s, and then reality intrudes…

R9 he is 82 now. I don’t know why you would think he would look like he did 50 years ago.

This trick he knocked up is a real piece of work, she's a glorified LA groupie who's banged a number of wealthy or famous elder celebs, Jagger most prominently a few years back.

Selfish.

Leaving the kid with a gold digger. No dad.

Fuck YOU R5, I started that ancient dad shit!

I don't care if he's rich, he's disgusting.

He really shouldn't be breeding. There's enough ugly people in the world already.

He used to be beautiful, R14!

R14 Lmao the kid won’t come out looking like him now.

The two fatties must be Beverly D'Angelo's twins. Poor Al, smart enough to never get married. Too dumb/vain to get a vasectomy back in the day. Some acting teacher got knocked up years ago then he got smart for a long time. Then D'Angelo convinced him to go in-vitro (she was too old at the time to use natural means) for the fat twins. Now some actress he's banging is grabbing for those 18 years of child support.

Eh. Four kids for a multi-millionaire isn't so excessive. At least he can afford it his mistakes and his gold-diggers.

Now Nick Cannon and his dozen kids - you know we're all going to be paying for them and for their moms for years. I can see the circle of double-wide trailers parked out in the desert now.

Sister Wives on Assistance!

As a younger man Pacino was hot as fuck. When he moved into a new apartment building he'd stick one of his head shots on the door and wait for the women to "stop by" on some pretext, which of course they did.

Hoo-ah!

R17, Nick Cannon isn't healthy either. If anything happens to him, all those women will be fighting in court for years and years.

Poor Mariah's kids having to be associated with that side show. At least they'll have her money to depend on.

R17, I'm looking forward the reality show associated with Cannon's Spawn. I'm sure we'll be supporting them, except for Mariah's kids.

Seriously, a trailer park just for the Cannons - Sister Wives on Assistance.

Well bless my heart. This goes to show confirmed bachelorette Miss Lindsey still has time to "find the right woman" and have a gaggle of little magnolia blossoms.

Is she his great great granddaughter?

[quote] Well bless my heart. This goes to show confirmed bachelorette Miss Lindsey still has time to "find the right woman" and have a gaggle of little magnolia blossoms.

Miss Lindsey should do that. Find some woman to act as beard. Marry her and impregnate her via artificial insemination or pay a surrogate.

Senator John Hickenlooper is 71 and is married to a 44 year old woman. They had a baby via surrogate last December.

Pacino and De Niro are obviously swingers and knocked up each other’s chicks.

Hoo-ah!

I fear the child will come out looking like more like Fredo than Michael.

Scent of a dirty diaper. Hoo-ah!

The baby mama sounds like the next Anna Nicole. Who's she gonna date next, Henry Kissinger?

Pacino needs a makeover. And stop spreading your jizz. Enough bringing kids into the world when you're close to death.

February-December Families: When your baby has no daddy because your Baby Daddy just died at a ripe old age.

He’s going to be so proud when the child graduates from college!

He’s going to be under a shroud when the child graduates from college.

They'll have to stop off at the cemetary on the kid's HS graduation day to take pics next to Al's grave.

I ain't sayin' she a gold digger.....

The hospital has arranged for Al to be wheeled in from palliative care to witness the delivery.

Sorry - R112 is was obviously supposed to be posted in another thread.

R37 = Al

Fucking selfish move, Al. Same goes for your buddy DeNiro.

You blame Al and Bobby but there are two women involved here who have just as much to do with it.

r24 Hickenlooper is not bad looking for 71. Miss Lindsey is going to have to open her pocket book wide open to find a beard. But I have zero doubt if she really tired she could find a woman in her 40's that would be willing to wed her. And either have her baby or as you suggested get a surrogate. As long as she never had to consummate the marriage or kiss the bride it could work in both their favors.

Straight people are DISGUSTING!

R8 Remember when DeNiro blamed vaccines for his being autistic rather than his own old man sperm?

What a creepy old bastard, what is he trying to prove?

Same with DeNiro, didn't he also have a kid with a much younger gold digger? Is he trying not to give more money to his last ex-wife?! The coke dealer/airline stewardess he married and had a few kids with.

Old wealthy men, need to put their dicks under lock and key.

I guess it's not too late for me to breed.

Al Pacino, 83, and Noor Alfallah, 29, split three months after welcoming baby… and she's filed for physical custody to pave way for child support

Thanks for the autism, Dad.

Just when he thought he was out, they pull him back in.

Yuck. This is foul. Also, his other three kids are rough on the eyes.

The height of selfishness.

Who dates a young woman w/o a vasectomy at his advanced age. Who needs this shit? Stunad

Whoa, I'm shocked that the relationship didn't work out!

They had so much in common!

The kid might not graduate from college, R32, because of his dad's ancient sperm.

No fool like an old fool.

Al will probably be dead before the kid's 10th birthday.

I don’t know if she’s a full-blown gold digger as she comes from a wealthy family in Beverly Hills. I’m thinking she gets off on being the desirable young girlfriend of the wealthy and accomplished men.

At least she had something in common with Pacino as she is a film producer and is in the biz.

I’d rather him make another movie than a baby.

That bébé is gonna come out momma’s puss with two heads and a vulpenistit.

Did he and DeNiro make some kind of twisted bet about their fertility as octogenarians? God, that could be a plot for some fucked up, weird-ass, grumpy old men comedy.

Al Pacino is 5'6" tall.

Are short men supposed to be so potent?

Ew.

Yet Al Pacino is NOT heterosexual

A vulpenistit?