Tara Reade has defected to Russia

What could possibly go wrong?

I don't have a Jessica eye roll big enough.

I loved her in American Pie! Boy has she gone fat and downhill...

Who doesn’t love Moscow in the springtime? I hear the polonium tea is to die for.

Defecting to Russia...what a DRAMA queen!!!

Could you take all the other MAGAts with you? PLEASE!!!!

Good riddance, let them have at her.

The only reason for defecting to Russia would be an imminent arrest for treason, wouldn't it?

More fucked in the brain than most Russians and that’s saying a lot.

This poor gal is a whackaloon, but fake rape allegations are where my sympathy ends

how delusional can you be to think you are safer in Russia than America

I knew it! That bitch was paid by Russia

Bye, fat bitch!

I though this was about Tara Reid the American Pie actress. I thought she’d gone totally nuts.

They should look into her finances, I'll bet we find evidence that Russia was paying her to make those allegations about Biden

Her bestie is a spy who shagged half of the GOP via NRA meet & greets? Not suspicious at all.

The way the Republicans have cozied up to Putin's Russia, I am surprised there aren't more allegations about treason or at least campaign finance frauds. The entire group in the MAGA orbit is so suspiciously close to Russia. Manafort and Giuliani are just two. Where is investigative journalism when you need it?

Ms. Tara Reade

anagrams to

Me’s a red rat

Someone get Bob Mueller drunk

Just as Russia is making American politician jihad lists — such timing!

Hope she sends us postcards to let us know how she's doing.

Looks like she's already started hitting the potatoes over there!

Suddenly Tara Reed seems like the winning proposition.

Taking into account that the New York Times published her NI number and address so that people could harass her, Time's Up deliberately misled her and were informing the Biden campaign about every step she took and intimidated several other women who wanted to publicize that Joe Biden had harassed them, and then she was relentlessly hounded by the California judiciary, I am not surprised.

I wonder what will happen to the Kim Iversen Show now, though, as she is the producer.

^^Ms Reade has joined the convo

I have a feeling that r23 is the Kim Iverson troll, r24.

Good, now hopefully the local Trumptards will follow her. Vladivostok is lovely this time of year. This brain damaged cow is better suited for Murmansk though…all that blubber will make her quite the catch.

R23, that never happened. But they’d believe you in Russia. I hear airfare is cheap!

R17 Putin is not a communist. He's just a tyrant.

Is Duane staying here with his magazine stands?

Putin famously hates communism and blames it for the dissolution of the USSR.

Do nothings like this person have a good life in Russia? Unless she's a sleeper agent, she probably doesn't speak Russian or know anything about actually living there.

I can't imagine that the Kremlin supports them in luxury.

Of course the rich ones who end up there have their own money. But, have we ever heard again from losers like this one once they get to Russia?

Bye!👋

Is she hiding because of all that bad plastic surgery?

I vould hafe her pooshed off balcony, but am afraid she bounce!

I’m glad she’s making a comeback. This will make for a fabulous episode of Taradise!

Taradise? Taradicey!

R28 Of course, but he was a KGB assassin & I’m dredging up the old Rusky slurs.

Oh, now if you don't feel safe in the U.S., then definitely go to Russia. You'll love it!

Butina = Putina

Retarded Defacto at r23, I wonder if in fact it has more to do with the fact that she was paid by the FSB to defame Biden and that cash trail has been discovered?

R40, I wondered the same thing

R40, either that or she committed another crime and she's going on the run

R35, Tara Reid (mess that she is) is still >>>>>>>>>> Tara Reade

I was thinking this was Tara Reid for a moment and panicking

Well color me shocked! Another Republican defects to Russia... what is this world coming to?

Just like trump doesn't have any proof of election fraud, I'm sure this lady is a fraud That's all they got is lies.

Tea spilled.

Either she will be kick out of Russia, Russia, Russia, in 6months, or she’l Be begging to come back. Loser!

Hope she enjoys Krokodil

They’re going to poison her, and she’ll never be heard from again.

^^By the looks of her, she's been poisoning herself with fast food and buttery foods for decades...

She shouldn't have been allowed to leave without taking Miss Lindsey with her. Then the door could hit both of their fat asses on the way out.

Why is she supposedly going to be in danger I thought Putin will welcome her with open arms. Anything to have anything against Biden

Brittney Griner should kick her ass.

America's Guy Burgess

Thank god we still have national treasure Tara Reid

Well, Glenn Greenwald is single now ... could these two crazy kids make it work? They both love Russia big time.

From Russia, With Love

When the Russiapublicans tracked her down she was living in someone's stable.

That Tara Reade, from headlines to poolside - always making a splash!

Makes me wonder what Snowden is up to R31. After/if he spilled everything he knew, how valuable is he?

How did she even get there? A U.S. citizen buying a one way ticket to Moscow? An indirect route (US to India to Moscow) wouldn’t be cheap and it sounds like she didn’t have a penny to her name.

I would almost believe she was a sleeper agent, but she sounds like she has been a train wreck her whole life, and spies are usually more circumspect.

She wipes back to front.

She's only going to Russia so that she can stalk Steven Seagal. Or maybe it was Gerard Depardieu.

How does someone that fucking fat have a horse? It's animal cruelty. Can't the ASPCA do something about that?

What does she think would happen to her if she accused Vladimir Putin of sexual assault? What an idiot.

[quote] Putin is not a communist. He's just a tyrant.

That’s what communism breeds, you dope.

Russia is a shithole. She’s so stupid she chooses to go at a time that the country is falling off a cliff. That’s if she really chose to go.

She’s a large gal. It looks like Russia defected to HER.

Tara Reid has defecated on Russia.

What is there to do in Russia other than get hammered on vodka all day?

Fall out of a window?

Round up the gays and deport them to Siberia?

She can buy up all the makeup like rich Russian lady

R69, turn tricks? I'm sure there are some chubby chasers in Москва

The food alone will probably be punishment enough.

Nobody knows who she is and nobody in the United States of America will miss her or think of her ever again.

Meanwhile, she'll discover that living in Russia is a very tough and unforgiving life in a culture of propaganda, misinformation and lies. Especially for an American immigrant.

Silly bitch. She'll get what she deserves. lol

Tara Reade? Tara Red Menace!

Tara Reade? I hope she does. That’s all there is to do there.

You have a right to be believed. (ᵁⁿˡᵉˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶜᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵃ ᵈᵉᵐᵒᶜʳᵃᵗ)

Russian women will probably welcome her. Sge

No, fascist pig at R78, nobody has a right to be believed. Hillary worded that poorly.

You have the right to have your complaint, allegation, or story of sexual harassment listened to and taken seriously. If it rises to the level of criminal behavior you have the right to a police investigation.

Now run along, r78, you dumb cunt.

Russian women will probably welcome her. She'll make them seem more attractive.

They'll scratch her eyes out and then steal all her stuff R79. Russians are notoriously unpleasant people. Evidence everywhere.

She has all of the sex appeal of John Travolta in Hairspray.

R28, 'red' doesn't necessarily mean 'communist' anymore. Red also symbolizes Republicans. 'Red states' are Republican-controlled.

[quote]R65: That’s what communism breeds, you dope.

So you're doubling down on the notion that Russia and Putin are communist? 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦?

You think that all tyrants are communist by default?

Crazy is as crazy does.

How is she going to make a living?

...and she was never heard from again.

But she is of course safe under the protection of the Kremlin!

I just want to fast forward to a decade from now to see what she looks like then. Because the food situation is going to change substantially once Biden is out of the White House, I'll just say that much. Russians won't want to waste money on somebody completely useless to them.

Also, I'm pretty sure she should brace herself for habitual rapings by Russian officials and/or guards when Biden exits the stage, if not sooner.

[quote]Tara Reade has defected to Russia

In a cargo plane, one assumes.

Wasn’t she supposed to testify before one of those shit show MAGA congressional committees? Funny how there hasn’t been a peep out of them about this.

R82.

This is the most publicity Tara Reid has gotten in a decade.

Tara showed off her oral skills in 1998’s Urban Legend.

I guess she will use those to pay her way in Russia.

[quote] “I feel very surrounded by protection and safety. And I just really so appreciate Maria [Butina] and everyone who's been giving me that at a time when it's been very difficult to know if I'm safe or not.”

Don’t just read the words but try a bit to hear the emotion and sentiment behind them.

Now, I’ve only met a few Russians in my life, but NONE of them spoke with this touchy-feely, emotional neediness that so many Americans have made a staple in their day-to-day interactions.

I imagine most Russians won’t just know what to do with her, but have no patience for her neediness. After a month her inability to function in such a harsh, unforgiving culture and climate will have frustrated even the most capable handler.

Ironically, she was probably the type of American that bitched about immigrants not doing enough to assimilate to life in the US. Can you see this cunt actually trying to learn the Russian language?

This song seems appropriate here.

[Quote]Putin famously hates communism and blames it for the dissolution of the USSR.

Huh? The only reason the USSR existed was because of communism. It was created by the Bolsheviks/communists.

And he hated that system of government so much, he was a KGB spy for 16 years before the fall of the USSR.

"Tara... Tara: A Young Woman's Erotic Journey From Los Angeles To Leningrad"

r97

[quote]She’s a large gal. It looks like Russia defected to HER.

How does this reply not have 20 W&Ws?

What exactly caused her to feel unsafe in the US?

R99, what caused her to feel "unsafe" was the fact that everyone knew her allegations against Biden were BS.

International Velvet Ice Cream

r101

She'll spend a heady month being feted on shitty propaganda shows and then she'll be yesterday's news, develop a drinking problem and blow her liver out by 2026.

Maybe she didn't want to be Epsteined

And why would they Epstein her, R104?

They wouldn’t Epstein her. She’s lying through her teeth. She wanted the attention and she got it. And now she’s looking for more attention now that we all know she’s lying. She’s got huge, huge mental problems.

Btw R104 is a right wing troll. I know there’s another thread talking about the virtues and drawbacks of blocking people, but right wing trolls get an automatic block from me.

r104 is also r78...

oddly enough

Loved her on "American Pie!"

[quote][R104] is also [R78]...

That's not odd at all; that's Q to a 'T'.

A screwed up mess of a woman- screwing up her life even more.

When I heard that she'd defected, my response was "this tells you everything you need to know about the 2020 election."

R78 probably attacks E. Jean Carroll and the Trump victims

R104, then why wasn't she "Epsteined" years ago when she first made the accusation? Why would "they" suddenly "Epstein" her long after the general public stopped caring?

R104 is a MAGAT troll, R113. Ignore it and it'll eventually dry up and blow away in the wind.

[quote]R96: Huh? The only reason the USSR existed was because of communism. It was created by the Bolsheviks/communists.

And it was not sustainable. It collapsed because of its own flaws.

[quote](R96, apparently addressing R30: And he hated that system of government so much, he was a KGB spy for 16 years before the fall of the USSR.

Do you have difficulty with the concept of linear time? That some things happened before others, and differ from what happened afterwards?

The USSR no longer exists. Russia is no longer communist. Putin is an anti-communist and a reactionary. These concepts should not confuse you.

Unless you're Tommy Tuberville, or other conservative Republicans, who haven't kept up.

Look on the bright side the USA will smell much better now.

OP should have posted the entire article.

Fucking idiot

She’s been a weird Russian sympathizer/propagandist for years. Nuts.

She'll be working at a troll farm next week. She's got it all: crazy, grifty, stupid, but with reasonable English proficiency. DL, please welcome Troll 7347!

My condolences to Russia

It just looked so inviting!

R121, thanks for sharing that. 😂

A fat, ugly, aging woman will be easy to hide in Russia.

^She's already looking like Boris Yeltsin in a long wig.

R123 Especially when she spews all the nonsense they want to hear.

Defecated where?

Liar bitch whore cunt rotten Putin spy Russian agent.

"I felt respected, and that has not happened in my own country."

Well that part is certainly true.

Maybe Vlad signalled to his chubby operative that the lights are about to be turned out in the U.S.?

[quote] Wasn’t she supposed to testify before one of those shit show MAGA congressional committees? Funny how there hasn’t been a peep out of them about this.

She did testify. Matt Gaetz said she was the most credible witness he's ever encountered in his entire career, and MTG tweeted "I believe Tara Reade".

Testifying has now made her vulnerable to being charged with lying to Congress. Funny how she took off for Russia so shortly after giving her testimony.

I can think of no one more credible than Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Toilet Green. No one.

Boy has she let herself go since American Pie 2.

What the hell did she testify about?

She testified that while pounding her pussy, Joe Biden would scream out "Ohmygod, I love taking bribes from foreign countries and if Rudy ever finds Hunter's laptop I'm totally screwed and also Matt Goetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene are like totally smart and shit!"

I just hope this poor, sweet child doesn't fall out of a 10th floor window at some point.

I know she's going for vulnerable, but something tells me when it comes to windows, this bitch does the pushing.

She’s built like a brick Kremlin.

The Russians have probably been tracking her since she filed for bankruptcy in '12, or maybe even earlier since it sounds she was grifting landlords with a "poor, pitiful me" song and dance for years before, up and down California per the Politico article linked at r47. Cross reference bankruptcies with former or current congressional staff = potential useful idiots or blackmail victims 🤔.

What they gave or promised her are interesting questions. Surely, the Russian security services must know what an Axis II nutball she is and, as mentioned above, Russians ain't into the type of coddling she obviously craves. What on earth do they expect to get from her other than a feather in their cap? What are they prepared to give her before/until she irritates the living shit out of them?

A total O'Henry, Ransom of Red Chief scenario.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

All of these loser traitors can get the fuck out of my country.

Let Putin have this trash cunt.

I hope Julie Davis (I watch Russian TV so you don't have to) keeps tabs on her and reports back on her Twitter account.

Borderlines gonna borderline.

I liked horses, too.

Her ass is so fat when she defected she had to make two trips.

It sounds like there's some sociopathy in the mix, too, r141. She scammed kind people out of thousands of dollars over several years and lies as easily as she breathes. It wasn't a one-time thing in desperation in a crisis. It was a pattern. She really, really shouldn't try to pull shit like this on her unforgiving hosts.

“Pathological liars can still be raped by Senators!”

[quote] She scammed kind people out of thousands of dollars over several years and lies as easily as she breathes.

Sounds like she'll fit in just great.

[quote]It's funny how neatly this fits with the story Tara Reade was selling when she defected to Russia to be "safe" from Biden a week ago. They do love to piggyback each other's narratives.

referring to a tweet about BoBo

[quote]Boebert says she believes their informant is in fear of his life from President Biden.

Has anyone asked Reese Witherspoon if her chin sharpener was stolen?

R143, you made me laugh for a hood five minutes this morning. Thank you!

BUMP

Leave me out of it! I’m here for the sharks! 🦈