Johnny Depp breaks his ankle and cancels music shows

He looks good.

Couldn’t support his lard ass I guess

Sad last days!

Translation: He overdosed and is currently in rehab. Again.

Pussy. I had a broken foot and performed 2 days afterwards.

Probably kicked something in anger after his new movie got bad reviews.

R6. THIS. He did a tantrum, and because he in old and unhealthy, he has osteoporosis and so the hairline crumbled into a major fracture.

Imagining Amber Heard as Annie Wilkes with the mallet.

Wait the band is still gonna perform?

Johnny must have slipped on his own piss in the bathroom.

[quote]Johnny must have slipped on his own piss in the hallway.

Fixed it for you

He sho is ugly!

How successful is he as a musician? I never hear his songs on the radio but apparently, the concerts are always sold out.

canceled for broken cankle

Does he sing? It must sound awful

I imagine he blows into a harmonica for a few seconds each song.

Oh lord jaysus, the fucking Eve whatsherface's Amberstan online recruits are here.

Johnny's film didn't get back reviews. It's being hailed as Depp's "comeback" after that lesbian cunt tried to take him down and rip him off. Standing ovations, solid reviews, it's far more likely that Depp was drunkenly celebrating his triumph and fractured his foot than your silly scenarios.

[quote] Against the odds, Jeanne du Barry has turned out to be a subtle and well-crafted costume drama with plenty of satirical bite. It has more in common with Stanley Kubrick’s Barry Lyndon than it does Pirates of the Caribbean, with Depp giving one of his more restrained and effective performances as the king who falls in love with a courtesan. His Louis is a taciturn, melancholy but commanding figure with a dark side.

That was a good one, there are bad ones too. The reviews for his film are mixed, you just don't like him. You disliking him doesn't make him a bad actor. He's a good actor and he will continue to be paid huge sums of money to act in films

Too bad, so sad for you online Amberstan recruits.

This town doesn't go for booze and osteoporosis.

Broke his ankle = on a bender.

He used his broken exposed talus bone to write poetry all over the walls of the Days Inn breakfast room in Toledo and now he's gotta lay low for awhile.

At least he didn't claim "exhaustion."

Do we think he OD'd or injured himself while on a bender? Could go either way.

He was trying to suck his own dick again and failed miserably.

What loser he could always be wheeled out there to fake play his guitar and play the harmonica.

A bad drunken fall or he’s incapable of performing?

It seems like he falls over a lot; probably how he ended up with that forehead dent.

It's time for him to quit the wine.

Whew gurl its the beginning of the end. He'll become addicted to opioids and will be goner in a few years.

Just wheel out a poorly taxidermied, overweight and mange infested animal of comparable height with a guitar duct-taped to it's torso. The stench, lack of charisma and distinct void of musical talent will mean nobody will be able to tell the difference and everyone will be happy.

Make sure to paint it's teeth black for added authenticity.

We can only hope r27

He broke his cankle? Oh no!

We use wheelchairs.

I keep seeing his Dior Sauvage ad on TV. It’s so embarrassing and phony.

Ha ha ha

He's probably getting plastic surgery.

Real rock n rollers would just get a cast and keep on touring. It's not like he's the drummer and has to use his feet to play the kick.

He has a history of painkiller addiction. If he's not careful, this could spiral badly for him.

Broke his ankle & not going anywhere =

Going to rehab, getting dry and possibly getting work done at the same time

Watch, he's going to emerge "refreshed"

R37, Depp is not long for this world

R35, Johnny has never been anything close to real rocker , or real actor and human being for that matter

He’s like those old winos you see on the street with random limps and broken bones

R37 Depp is most definitely NOT in rehab. You must think he's much more self-aware and much less self-destructive than he's shown himself to be.

I will believe that he was swallowed up in the Bermuda Triangle before I'll believe he's in rehab.