In a shock to absolutely no one, Taylor Swift has thrown Joe Alwyn to the wolves

Does she just write songs while she’s on the John?

I like Taylor. She's talented. But exhausting. And predictable.

'She then belts out the track’s most devastating lyric, singing, “And I wouldn’t marry me either / Pathological people pleaser / Who only wanted you to see her / And I’m fading thinking / Do something, baby, say something / Do something, baby, we’re something / Do something, baby, I got nothing to believe, unless you’re choosing me.”'

So she dumped him because he didn't propose?

She’s very talented. And I admire that she has no luck with the men folk. Makes her more interesting. Keep getting that heart broken, girl. It’s working in your favor.

The best songs in history are about unrequited love.

r3 I don't listen to her music, but are all her lyrics so surface-level? That's some vanilla shit right there.

He dumped her…catch up, OP.

[quote]Does she just write songs while she’s on the John?

Sometimes she writes the song while the John is on her.

Unrequited what?

SHE IS A LESBIAN. She's never fucked any of these guys she's fake dating. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Joe was good before he met her and will be just fine now.

Come to my bed Joe

She wants a Manic Pixie Dream Boy and they do not exist

She is never going to find someone who UNWAVERINGLY supports her, unless

(And this is extremely common for famous women in show business)

She finds a parasitic showbiz husband (Gary Morton) or a Svengali (René Angélil) who unites her success with his own self-interest

R11 who's that horny hunk?

Ansel Elgort

R8 A better question would be what the fuck is wrong with you

Her music is all about her. The greatest artist let you connect from your own personal experience. She’s too self-centered for that. Her concerts are just rally’s to push her agendas - not about entertaining the fans (who she doesn’t give a fuck about) or the music. She’s entitled, narrow minded, arrogant, self-pitying, and malignant. She will never be one of the greatest because she appeals to such a narrow base - white chicks. Like trump she’ll find a few tokens to try to dispel that view but ultimately she is mediocre and will never be iconic. True icons create a shared experience that crosses racial, age, and gender.

I can’t imagine her fucking anyone. She’s so asexual like Tom cruise.

I mean actors are inherently narcissistic people, she’s never going to find a supportive beta male from that stock.

What does the rally possess?

R15 that’s a very good point, especially with the passing of Tina Turner, forums were overflowing with remembrances of people for whom her music impacted them, including quite a few women who talked about Tina giving them the courage to leave an abusive relationship.

My favorite story about Tay-tay is when she begged Joni Mitchell to sell her the rights to film her life story, starring the lovely Tay-tay herself, natch.

Joni couldn't turn that arrogant cunt down fast enough. It wasn't because Tay-tay's a lesbian it's because Tay-tay's so minimally talented and shallow.

Good times.

Yes R20

I just realized Joe Alwyn looks like a male version of herself

Herself?

She's probably crazy as a loon, but I respect all the prime cock she's gotten.

R15 *The greatest artist let you connect from your own personal experience."

That's not true at all

Alwyn was in Cannes looking very dapper and handsome. He did not look like he was pining away for her. Don’t explain. Don’t complain. Don’t feed the beast. And definitely don’t marry one. Rules to live by if you’re dating Taylor Swift.

I wonder when Swift will mentally and emotionally progress beyond the age of a 15 year old girl

Same ol shit...annoying twat

She’s the human venus fly trap. Run Joe.

Game’s up. Scuzzy Fuckboi is toast. The Onion nailed them. To the same rickety cross. Hee,hee.

That Onion article is hysterical!

Should have just done nothing instead of trying to cover for a racist. People don't spend $1500 to hear about her problems. They go for a brief respite from THEIR problems! They want to relate to a song from their perspective. Not having to listen to nightly ramblings that belong in a diary, not on stage. Save something for your memoirs or maybe for a therapist.

R15 This post reminded me of Liz Phair’s “Exile in Guyville”. According to Liz, most of the songs were about stories she heard from friends.

And like Bjork has an imagination. Kate Bush loves to write songs based on movies and stories. PJ Harvey loves storytelling.

And then you have the self-absorbed like Courtney Love, who’s extremely internal. She’s a poet though.

Taylor still makes fluff. The themes on “Fearless” are no different from her last album.