Ron DeSantis: My wife should be on fashion magazines!!

Tacky O isn't getting anything bigger than the cover of Sarasota Monthly, Ron.

OooOOooo just like that other supermodel Melania

She's had breast cancer recently, so I'll give her a pass, but if she hadn't, dear God, I'd be merciless....her stenciled eyebrows alone should get her10 years' hard time.

That's so mean to make her looks the issue because that's exactly what he's doing by saying this.

Melanie never got a cover of Vogue

I hate DeSantis but you can't deny that the wife is objectively better looking than Hillary, Michelle, and Jill.

[quote]“She’s made huge improvements to communities in Florida by helping underprivileged people,”

Yeah, she's Florida's version of Mother Teresa.

“ Hi, Governor DeSantis? This is. Ginnie and I work at Dog Fancy and we have a proposition for your wife.”

I look forward to seeing her on the cover of MAGAGLAMOUR.

Cover girls

CoverGirl

She's a credit to her race...

Casey already has jowls.

She looks like Teresa Giudice

He’s right. His wife is pretty. Not regular pretty. But pretty for politics. She’s only mere cute in real life. But what lie was told?

[quote]I hate DeSantis but you can't deny that the wife is objectively better looking than Hillary, Michelle, and Jill.

Michelle?

🙄 What a crybaby. Waaaaaah 😭😭😭😭 Everyone is so mean to us. 😢😢😢The Rethugs are such delicate snowflakes.

Did they ever find Perla, r11?

R17 Exactly Dems never play this game when repubs do this. But they won’t and they should. America dumb.

I do agree she represents the values of the country: mean, selfish and hateful. That how America rolls.

The values of Republicans, anyway, R20.

Meatball Rob is a GIANT WHINER. The cunt is always sniveling about something.

Don't tell Ron, but he married an Arab.

I know I shouldn't but, She looks like Morticia Addams.

Is she a drag queen?

How I'm wishing you Florida queens would come through for us again.

A style icon in poorly-fitted Adrianna Papell dresses from a Bealls in the Tallahassee suburbs and gloves from a wish.com multipack.

R26 That occurred in Des Moines.

He needs to bring it up with the corporations that own magazines, not the Democrats. They're into money. Like Disney.

She'd be pretty -- in 1966.

Oh, Ron, your wife Zira was lovely on this cover...

R6 you have lost your mind. Maybe better than Hillary, but Jill and Michelle? Not in a million years.

Aren’t many people missing the point? This is a man who has just formally announced his intention to run for president? But now he’s up in arms over his wife’s image—or lack thereof—on magazine covers???? Not homelessness, not the debt ceiling, not the cost of health care, not the war in Ukraine.

Never ever would have voted for him anyway. But, man, are his priorities out of whack!?!

Btw this statement alone so early in his campaign confirms to me that he is a closeted Mo’.

R33 you are right of course, I just never expected more from him and I have lost hope for the people who buy into people like him. Nothing we can do to change them, we just have to wait for them to die.

Better the cover than the centerfold.

@r33, He's already made it quite clear that he doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself and his wife Evita

Serious question, do governor’s wives ever make it onto magazine covers? Isn’t it usually First Ladies?

That bitch is trying to steal my look 😠

Meatball Ron and party city Evita

I gif tips to Casey.

Casey, always get monies up front. Get you strong man like Anatoly to collect monies.

In the back door is extra.

Beware what you wish for.

There’s something so precious about a man insisting how articulate his wife is.

[quote][R6] you have lost your mind. Maybe better than Hillary, but Jill and Michelle? Not in a million years.

That bitch is 42. Here’s a picture of Hillary Clinton at 47 looking better than she does. And I have no doubt Jill Biden looked better too. And Michelle Obama looks better at 59 then Casey DeSantis does.

Magazine cover? That’s so stupid.

Her photo should be in fashion magazines with a black bar over her eyes as a fashion don't.

Ron, we've reached out repeatedly, your wife won't return our calls...

[quote]Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis gets clowned for white boots photo op after Hurricane Ian

These boots are made for workin'!

To hear him go on about her in that article, why shouldn’t people vote for her instead of him? He’s just proving what an empty suit he is.

@r47, Ron, your wife just can't compete...

Christ almighty he's delusional

She looks foreign.

^ She is, she's from Florida

She should be home peeling potatoes. That's it. That's what good Republican women do.

Mmm. She looks a bit — how to put it — "Shahs of Sunset." Or is it "Sheikhs of Sunset"?

That's all.

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

This is what drives the right insane. No matter how much political and economic power they amass, they will never be cool in the cultural sphere.

It's true enough the fashion magazines will swoon only for progressive politicians or their wives.

It was comical how Vogue's airbrushes tried to glamorize Hillary

I see we're dealing with a Nancy Regan Jr.

[quote]She should be home peeling potatoes. That's it. That's what good Republican women do.

Peeling potatoes and wearing their good Republican cloth coats.

I have a couple Ivy degrees and I'm no genius. DeSantis is yet another great example of a tacky idiot with Ivy degrees.

[quote] The Governor went on to say Mrs. DeSantis is being attacked because

She is being attacked?

[quote]She's had breast cancer recently, so I'll give her a pass

Rosie O’Donnell was right.

[quote] good Republican cloth coats.

Please. That’s “respectable Republican cloth coat.” Goodness has nothing to do with it, my boy.

Been reading Twitter comments

OK

Gay humor wins - am I right?

Michael Buffer @Michael_Buffer:

Well, maybe the 1970 small town beauty pageant hairdo is the problem?😳😜

@r58, "I see we're dealing with a Nancy Regan Jr. "

Nah, bet that dame can't suck the chrome off a Cadillac like our Nancy

Pffft!

Michelle is beautiful…this one is pretty, high school pretty. Nothing special

To the poster who keeps droning on about how a Presidential candidate, who is known for her serious policy chops, is less attractive than that piece of shit in a lizard skin, Casey DeSantis, go fuck right off. Clinton will always be 1000 percent more attractive than Nazi Barbie simply because she is not a bigoted, anti-Semitic, homophobic, evil shrew. Also, women are tired of being judged based on their looks, especially women who pride themselves on their brains.

This is putting the cart before the horse

He just announced his candidacy

Princess Peach is never appearing on the cover of Vogue, Rhonda.

What R56 says. You can't build your platform around criminalizing reproductive rights and demonizing queers, then turn around and get offended that your wife isn't being feted as a celebrity by the media. You're attacking about 75% of the people running the media in the most direct way, you can't expect them to fawn all over you. But of course conservatives do, because they live to hate and believe they're endlessly entitled to respect and deference. Typical fascists. Typical republicans.

If she wants "Popular Mechanics" it's hers...

Casey looks like she tries hard to approximate attractiveness in a Real Housewives way.

[quote]It's true enough the fashion magazines will swoon only for progressive politicians or their wives.

It's also "true enough" that the homophobic, racist and misogynist platforms of republicans today are in direct conflict with anyone to the left of Pat Buchanan. Funny how you gloss right over that.

[quote]It was comical how Vogue's airbrushes tried to glamorize Hillary

They do that for everyone, idiot.

[quote] Nah, bet that dame can't suck the chrome off a Cadillac like our Nancy

Beg to differ

The hair is awful. The Florida clothes dumpy. She is a mess. She doesn’t look like any vogue cover.

The gloves just say *clueless*.

They're the Florida version of Will and Jada.

Everything he is, he owes to his wife's craven ambition. SHE wants to live in the White House. SHE wants a national profile. SHE wants to be on the cover of Vogue.

But like Jada Pinkett-Smith, this spray-tanned former "golf journalist" has no fucking talent and can't get the brass ring for herself. So she latches on to a moron with potential, sinks in her claws, and assembles a plan.

Jada Santis

Is she Latino?

Look it up!

P.S. Her real first name is Jill.

Getting fashion tips from you-know-who.

Christ, Republicans' whining and getting their widdle feewings hurt extends to magazine covers published by the lame stream media. Will these people ever stop their self-styled victimhood?

You can be conventionally attractive, as she is, and still radiate such a hateful, negative aura, as she does, that anyone who doesn't vibe with it will be repelled by you and give you a wide berth. Even Vogue, with its low cover-person standards, wouldn't touch Melania. It's not because you're conservative. It's because you're a monster.

She has cock-biting lips.

Flounder faced.

Can someone put together a list of the wives of progressive politicians who were models on the cover of national fashion magazines but were not a First Lady?

R79, what you wrote isn't even true of Will and Jada, but thanks for the misogyny demonstration I guess. You could save a lot of time by just typing "women are evil and everything can be blamed on them."

Remember that episode of Gidget when Gidget and Larue waxed their hairlines? Casey needs to do that.

I don't like her looks.

His small dick energy is strong enough to power the entire Eastern seaboard.

She looks enough like him to be his sister or cousin. Both are unattractive.

R44 this is not a political statement but she hardly looks like a model there.

She's already been on at least one magazine cover.

Paraphrasing the legendary Teresa Giudice's kids thread, she looks like a bookie from Bayonne.

Didn't take him long to play the "my wife had breast cancer" sympathy card to help his presidential campaign did it?

Hi Ron, my name is Zippyand I’m photo editor for

I’m sure she’d be a big hit and help his campaign on the October issue of 2024 at R97.

His 'weirdo' persona is not polling well- so they trot out the wife. Next up ! He either records a C&W song and/or a gospel song. The yokels eat that shit up.

Awww, poor Ronnie…. Poor wifey. These are good reasons for him to be pwesident! They are victims of the big bad wiberals.

Ah Tiny D. And Mrs. Glitchy.

All we need is one good drag queen with a gun..

Just one.

There. I said it.

I would love it if it came out that his wife cheats on him.

I don't think she's attractive.

R103 = Ron DeSantis

A cross between Priscilla Presley and Morticia Adams.

What Ron's wife needs is a stiff cock, something she's not getting from this turd

[quote] I hate DeSantis but you can't deny that the wife is objectively better looking than Hillary, Michelle, and Jill.

Is that you, Melanoma?

[quote] She'd be pretty -- in 1966.

Oh, no...I think not. Too ethnic.

R20 You wouldn't be here if America didn't roll that way.

R55 Silly woman. I don't get into bed for less that 10,000.

- Once and Future Vairst Letty

She’s from Ohio. Her mother is Italian by descent. She was a local television dolly.

Isn't she the one with the ridiculous gloves and cape ensemble for an appearance as "First Lady of Floriduh" or on election night or something - it was a really weird look. Like REALLY WEIRD.

This one was pretty weird too:

A low hairline is primitive and unattractive. Go get shaved,bitch. She's young and sexless, the combination is off-putting. Almost as off-putting as her spouse.

[quote]She’s from Ohio. Her mother is Italian by descent.

So Florida's first lady is actually not even white?

Which shows you that though he speaks of a woke mind virus it is whatever logic-eating virus is in the heads of all of these frightening idiots and nut jobs who seem to crawl out of the woodwork (or megachurch) to support them.

Class warfare has ended. The rich people won. He will be their new patron saint. We are fucked. So so very fucked.

Italian? That explains the Teresa Guidice hairline. Low IQ but they say Casey cracks the whip on ol' Ron.

I wonder if she's had the same surgery the Fake Housewife got?

Electrolysis, see below

Why do so many Republican male politicians' wives look nowadays like refugees from a "Valley Of The Dolls" film remake casting call??

Laura Bush was the last normal looking one I've seen, R118. Maybe she was an outlier. From the conventions, CPAC and all their White Power conclaves the women mostly look fat and unattractive. Then there are the Republican Bimbos, the ones who want to be on television. They wear too much makeup and the wrong shade of red.

Her fashions don't evoke First Lady of America, they scream First Lady of the Philippines. (I know she's not Filipina, but still).

Is she one of those gypsies from the other thread? While Ron knocks on your front door and wants to earn your vote, is Tacky O slipping in your back door and heading for your jewelry case?

[quote]My wife should be on fashion magazines!!

Fashion magazines from 1968, maybe.

No but I DO think her head would look great in a blender.

What is this bitch's damage and what is with the fucking gloves and the fucking capes?

Does she think she's on Drag Race?

She looks like Teresa Giudice post surgery

Also she looks like an absolutely horrible cunt

[quote]Also she looks like an absolutely horrible cunt.

Aw, honey. She’s married to Ron DeSantis. She actually IS a horrible cunt.

In that green dress, she should be on a box of Jell-O pistachio pudding mix. I still can't believe she wore such a badly fitting dress in public.

[quote] I still can't believe she wore such a badly fitting dress in public.

⬆️ MARY!

How about the cover of Zoo life magazine?

Is that good enough?

The wardrobe is not a strategy, it is bad costuming and suggest both husband and wife possess poor judgment in all matters.

[quote]Tacky O

Love it!! R121, I know I'm a lesbian, but you're a man after my own heart.

R131. Thank you for spelling judgment correctly.

Don’t be so fucking judge“mental”

R101, pretty brutal: Said like a true MAGA only I assume you are not. Still.

r1 wins the prize. thank you for making me drop my phone and laugh. this is why i still tune in to dl.

She has the same harsh affect as a vengeful character in Greek tragedy.

Clytemnestra.

I am sure he is attracted most to her enormous cock.

👑 🍑

She's the epitome of cheap and common.

What does he mean by “on fashion magazines?” Like standing on a little pile of them?

Isn’t the expression “in fashion magazines?”

I think he meant on the covers of fashion magazines, R141, which is even more laughable.

[quote]Ron DeSantis: My wife should be on fashion magazines!!

Yes, as a DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!

r120 gosh she has no shape. She needs to consult Meghan and Kate's stylists for tips on how to dress a pencil shaped body.

R74 Yes…The Real Housewives of Me-ami…

He should push her for a part on that show… it suits more than putting her on the cover of Vogue

Real Housewives of Tallahassee

FIFY

^ RHOT...

He should aspire for her to someday address Congress or the UN General Assembly not be on some dopey magazine

"Casey DeSantis" is trending on Twitter and is she getting ripped to shreds, but here's the good part, it's mostly MAGA Trumpers doing the ripping. I'm all for a mud wrestling match between Casey and Melania 😂

Since we can’t get rid of trump at this point, watching all this trash duke it out is hilarious and we deserve some good laughs r149

They don't make phone books anymore, R141.

Best Twitter comment 😂

"With Casey DeSantis wearing long, elegant gloves, it begs the question: Who is responsible for wiping her ass?"

🎵 Don't cry for me, Argentina... 🎵

She's gross.

^ Very! 🤮

She dresses those kids like an afterthought. They all look like they’re wearing hand-me-downs from 1980.

That blue velvet number on the older girl at r128 looks like it was poorly assembled on a home sewing machine. In1980.

Ugh, those kids look so unhappy

I don't get why she puts the girls in those ugly 80s style dresses. I'm female and was born in 1985. I was dressed in those types of ugly dresses with white tights for photos up until I was 6 or 7. Children's fashion in 80s and 90s was hideous as fuck when it came to dresses and suits. I remember the dresses being uncomfortable and itchy.

She probably does it on purpose in hopes people will pay more attention to her. But, the way she dresses isn't all that great either. Some of her dresses look poorly made and don't fit well. I wonder if Ronnie boy is tight with purse strings at times and Casey has to get creative, but the stuff she comes up with looks like shit.

Indeed she will soon appear on cover of Animal Husbandry Daily

R157 thus, it ever was…my sisters wore that same pinafore style in the late 60s and early 70s…my mother had sense enough to ditch the silly hair bows.

@r157, "I wonder if Ronnie boy is tight with purse strings at times and Casey has to get creative"

She has her $35 million hurricane relief fund that has never been dispersed or the money accounted for. She's fine 😏

Like all good wives, Mrs. DeSantis lives by this crucial advice.

Behold:

Can't wait to see her on Fascist Cunt Monthly - the only fashion magazine with zero gays on the staff!

I don't visit Twitter

I'd like to hear a bit more detail about how much she has helped underprivileged communities. Like...what exactly Ron?

Everything I see is her taking credit for FEDERAL relief programs that she announces in a press release for some weird reason.

Apparently she’s from an Ohio/Pennsylvania mob family.

Does she have that most Republican prerequisite to a marriage, a Pre-Nup?

Are we doing some before and after piece?

is she italian? is he? which part?

Her tacky stylist should be shot.

^you mean she should commit suicide?

I can't believe he went to Harvard law school and Yale!

r172, he acts like a Gates, little rich fuck, but I could get no info on his father's work or income.

R172 I can…

Guys, call them by their first names, Casey and Rhonda. "Mrs. DeSantis" is entirely too ambiguous.

Is there a medical reason for Rhonda's high pitched voice?

Are we sure he fathered those kids? The normal way?

^ It's not so much high pitched as it is just whiny 😬

Okay well this chick is an entire Schadenfreude Festival waiting to commence.

Stylist? Hahahahahaha.

"Casey" is such a masculine name. She sounds like she drives a truck for a living.

Vaguely Sapphic, no? More than a little. Then there's whiny little Rhonda. With the boots, and the fussy fascism.

They're quite a pair.

^ She's no Casey Jones...

I'd like to address Ron DeSantis's Ivy career. First, I believe he got into Yale due to his HS baseball prowess - he was part of a Little League national championship and I believe he could have been recommended by a Yale grad in Florida.

The Harvard Law School admission also seems strange. He would have to have really great grades, recommendations, and LSAT to get in - particularly for a white male.

He spent a year after Yale teaching at some private school in Georgia. That's not typically the track you take for law school admission - you'd work at a private law practice or prosecution office.

He then went into JAG - which may explain how he got in? The Justice Dept for the military isn't a likely or desirable path for most Harvard law grads.

I think he's of above average intelligence, but this guy doesn't seem THAT smart. I know politics is a game and he may be playing a role, but let's not think he had to be brilliant to go to Yale and Harvard Law. There are some other influences at play here I think that no one is talking about.

It’s GPA and LSAT score, simply put. By all accounts he did quite well at Yale. 🤷🏻‍♂️

One of my exes had an almost perfect LSAT score. However, IMHO, she's a true sociopath.

BTW, she's a lawyer in Miami, and she looks damn near as good as she did when we were dating back in the mid-90s.

Dear Op, 😂 😂 😂