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US dataloungers, tell me about Janet Jackson.

Why is she famous? Other than being Michael's sister, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 44May 26, 2023 10:32 PM


by Anonymousreply 1May 25, 2023 10:06 PM

OP = pathetic troll

by Anonymousreply 2May 25, 2023 10:07 PM

Get a life, OP. Seriously - you need help.

by Anonymousreply 3May 25, 2023 10:08 PM

Lovely photo you found of her, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4May 25, 2023 10:09 PM

Wonder why her name didn't pop up in the "whores who get kids for money" thread.

by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2023 10:14 PM


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by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2023 10:15 PM

Musically and artistically, Miss Jackson was heading down the same path as her sisters, Rebbie and LaToya, until she hooked up with Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis and put out the successful dance club and radio friendly album, Control, followed by the even bigger success, Rhythm Nation. With those 2 albums, Janet stepped out of Michael's shadow and established herself as a major recording artist, topping the charts with one smash single after another.

by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2023 10:16 PM

[quote]a major recording artist

despite the fact that the bitch can't carry a tune in a bucket and has a vocal range of A to B

by Anonymousreply 8May 25, 2023 10:19 PM


by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2023 10:21 PM

Janbot incoming in 5…4…3..2…1…

by Anonymousreply 10May 25, 2023 10:23 PM

Janbot's head will explode.

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2023 10:24 PM
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by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2023 10:45 PM
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by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2023 10:46 PM

R6, she can definitely eat.

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2023 10:47 PM

She thinks that you’re a moron OP and I agree with her.

by Anonymousreply 15May 25, 2023 10:47 PM

[quote]US dataloungers, tell me about Janet Jackson.

Talk about opening a can of worms.

by Anonymousreply 16May 25, 2023 10:49 PM

You lost me at "she thinks" , r15.

by Anonymousreply 17May 25, 2023 10:51 PM

Singlehandedly reviving the Baja Fresh chain from near-bankruptcy.

by Anonymousreply 18May 25, 2023 10:52 PM

When I drink I get a little careless, r16. 😳

I'll probably regret by tomorrow morning.

by Anonymousreply 19May 25, 2023 10:53 PM

Oh, shut the fuck up, OP.

by Anonymousreply 20May 25, 2023 10:56 PM

Kids, the photo at OP's link is why botox is baaad, mmkay?

by Anonymousreply 21May 25, 2023 10:57 PM

She opened doors for people like Whitney Houston and Aretha Franklin! K?

by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2023 11:07 PM

She lost her nose in some sort of tragic accident.

by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2023 11:11 PM


by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2023 11:26 PM

She isn't only HUGE in the USA, she's HUGE everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 25May 25, 2023 11:52 PM

She faked a pregnancy to hide her obesity.

by Anonymousreply 26May 25, 2023 11:55 PM

Her father molested her.

by Anonymousreply 27May 26, 2023 2:26 AM

Her career high point was a recurring role on "Good Times."

by Anonymousreply 28May 26, 2023 2:56 AM

These days she's mostly remembered for bankrupting a state fair.

by Anonymousreply 29May 26, 2023 2:59 AM

Time has not been kind to her.

by Anonymousreply 30May 26, 2023 3:03 AM

What the hell is on her nipple.

by Anonymousreply 31May 26, 2023 3:21 AM

R31 Whatever was on her torpedo, it torpedoed her career.

by Anonymousreply 32May 26, 2023 3:32 AM

R13 I love the way her head flails from side to side before she looks down at her exposed breasticle. She tries a little too hard to look like she doesn’t know what’s going on when it was all carefully planned in advance.

by Anonymousreply 33May 26, 2023 9:01 AM

Did she at least blow Justina for this favour she manipulated from him?

by Anonymousreply 34May 26, 2023 10:49 AM

No-one under 45 has ever heard of her.

by Anonymousreply 35May 26, 2023 10:54 AM

For awhile she was top of the charts and her music videos were a lot of fun, because of the choreography. Her sound kept evolving too. Her sound went from “What Have You Done For Me Lately?” to “Throb” Her voice is incredibly thin though and it grates when I listen to her now. She made the most of what she had talent wise tho. She’s always had to work really hard to keep the weight down so it’s not a surprise that as she got older she started losing the battle more often than not.

by Anonymousreply 36May 26, 2023 10:55 AM

She was the Prince Harry of the Jackson family. A spare.

by Anonymousreply 37May 26, 2023 11:01 AM

That is unkind to Janet. Who was a huge success. Harry not so much.

by Anonymousreply 38May 26, 2023 11:04 AM

Seriously you cannot compare Harry to Janet! She did not build her career around whining. Not at all. She worked hard for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 39May 26, 2023 11:20 AM

[quote]Her voice is incredibly thin though and it grates when I listen to her now.

This is why I prefer her dance songs over her ballads. In her dance songs, her reed thin voice is incidental to the heavy bass and drum beats that get you up and moving. In ballads, her voice is barely above a whisper, which sounds cute and sweet, but sweetness gets tiresome after a few listens.

by Anonymousreply 40May 26, 2023 1:36 PM

She's actually had a pretty amazing career for someone who can't sing.

by Anonymousreply 41May 26, 2023 6:19 PM

[quote]She's actually had a pretty amazing career for someone who can't sing.

Thanks to her last name.

by Anonymousreply 42May 26, 2023 6:46 PM

Michael and Janet both ruined countless videos of their tracks by creating mini movies to play before the music started. Extremely boring and self-indulgent.

by Anonymousreply 43May 26, 2023 10:22 PM

She emerged in the void between New Wave and Grunge. There was nothing.

by Anonymousreply 44May 26, 2023 10:32 PM
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