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LINK: Ron DeSantis Has a Big Dick

Now everyone's voting for DeSantis because we've learned he has a "massive penis".

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by Anonymousreply 33May 25, 2023 7:38 PM

Desperate move, Cons.

by Anonymousreply 1May 25, 2023 5:45 PM


by Anonymousreply 2May 25, 2023 5:47 PM

Kari Lake, after having sucked DJT's Vienna sausage, looks for more, better, longer

by Anonymousreply 3May 25, 2023 5:50 PM

She is sooooooo desperate to be somebody's VP choice. Looks like Trump turned her down.

by Anonymousreply 4May 25, 2023 5:56 PM

Word choice alone is just cringeworthy.

by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2023 6:02 PM

I could believe it, but certainly not based on a someone who actually believes Trump has BDE. Trump has the ultimate SDE.

by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2023 6:07 PM

The Bidens have bigger penises.

by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2023 6:08 PM

Christ almighty. I"m a sewer mouthed cunt, but a little fucking decorum please. Jesus. Republicans have lowered the bar so much, we'll never raise it back to where it was.

by Anonymousreply 8May 25, 2023 6:11 PM

Sorry, Lake. Nothing will remove the image of Ron’s white galoshes.

by Anonymousreply 9May 25, 2023 6:11 PM

Is Kari Lake white?

by Anonymousreply 10May 25, 2023 6:12 PM

I don’t care if the POTUS is “hung like a pimple” (to quote Howard Stern).

by Anonymousreply 11May 25, 2023 6:19 PM

I mean, he’s Italian, so it’s probably thick.

by Anonymousreply 12May 25, 2023 6:21 PM

R10 Only when it’s convenient.

by Anonymousreply 13May 25, 2023 6:21 PM

I don’t care if he has three penises. He’s still a worthless Maga trash piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 14May 25, 2023 6:22 PM

Six month old tea which has already been drunk and regurgitated here.

by Anonymousreply 15May 25, 2023 6:23 PM

SHE has bigger dick energy than both combined. Honestly DeSantis has NO dick energy, and I mean that as impartially as I can, I really think he has no dick.

by Anonymousreply 16May 25, 2023 6:24 PM

Squeaky has a big dick? No pix? His BDE is shy bully wannabe bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 17May 25, 2023 6:24 PM

He acts like he's the female protagonist in a Sidney Sheldon novel. No one who acts like that has a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 18May 25, 2023 6:24 PM

To add: even the suggestion of sizemeat created absolutely no interest in Ron when this was first discussed, crickets ever since.

by Anonymousreply 19May 25, 2023 6:25 PM

This dumb dyke just screwed her VP chances either way.

by Anonymousreply 20May 25, 2023 6:26 PM

And Kari has Big Cunt Energy!

by Anonymousreply 21May 25, 2023 6:27 PM

She really is so damn dumb.

Think about it: who was confident enough to sit second string to the first black president?

Who paired up with the first black woman and went on to win the presidency?

Joe Biden simply does not scare easily, while those two choices scare the living hell out of his colleagues in the Republican party. Fairness? Equal treatment under the law? Over their dead bodies!!

by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2023 6:38 PM

Doubtful. He probably has the same Vienna Sausage Trump has.

by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2023 6:43 PM

Say this with a lisping gay nellie voice: "Who sssssays I have a big dick?"

by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2023 6:43 PM

So let’s see it, fat boy.

by Anonymousreply 25May 25, 2023 6:52 PM

If Hunter is any indication, Dad's got a nice thick, pretty colored dick.

by Anonymousreply 26May 25, 2023 6:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 27May 25, 2023 7:00 PM

Hunter should wave his big cock in Rhonda's face.....bet that fat ass would be begging for it in a second.

by Anonymousreply 28May 25, 2023 7:09 PM

^ I know I've been begging for it for an awfully long time myself. Ever since those first photos were leaked... Guuurrrlll! *fans my face with limp wristed hand*

by Anonymousreply 29May 25, 2023 7:30 PM

Aren't right-wingers upset at Target for forcing a sex conversation on parents?

by Anonymousreply 30May 25, 2023 7:33 PM

Who wouldn't want me?

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by Anonymousreply 31May 25, 2023 7:36 PM

Puny Cocklet Energy from Puddin'

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by Anonymousreply 32May 25, 2023 7:37 PM

More people watched April the giraffe give birth than Puddin' Announce

"My God this is so embarrassing for Ron DeSantis."

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