I'm a woman drunk on cheap red wine and about to cut my own bangs.

Do it!

Gurl, watch this 5 times, then proceed.

if you tape them to your forehead and cut below the tape you'll be fine. or, live dangerously and cut above the tape!

Great video R2. Thanks!

Don’t do it girl , you’re going to wake up tomorrow looking like Mamie Eisenhower with piles hair all over your floor, and when you walk into work people will literally stand there with gaping mouths and one will work up the courage to pull you aside and ask what happened, as if you’d just been in an acid attack.

Do whatever you want, nobody looks at you.

Do it! What could go wrong?

OP