Heidi Klum at Cannes

Vulgar

There's nothing wrong with nipples. The outfit was meh.

She SHOWCASED that bellybutton!!! It's all fluckered up and ratty from age. I'm so tired of seeing her big, saggy boobs.

She's had a lot more plastic surgery on her face. She's starting to look like Jane Fonda.

Looking really cheap and sleazy

I watched this yesterday because I was sick. They clap at everything for minutes on it. Scarlett's dramatic delayed entrance made me laugh. The director running around where is she we just had her? Tom Hanks ushering her along as she's trying to pose for pictures. Her cozying up to the director for the shots. Maya Hawke spinning around like an unimpressed child of celebrities.

Maybe I read too much into this but I like catty drama behind the scenes and make up my own.

In 20 years she’ll still be dressing like this. Scary.

Tussi! Schlampe! Flittchen!

I’ve never understood women who view their boobs as an accomplishment. I happen to have two. They came with the territory.

I’m watching Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 as we speak. THAT is a woman earned some bragging rights!

Do she have a plan B?

Pity. Still thinks she's a yet-to-be yacht girl upstaging the red carpet for pics and a contract.

Seriously, I was watching the live red carpet feed earlier and the GALL of some of these silicone sad bags. One even pushed MICHELLE YEOH out of her way. She'll pay for THAT in HELL.

What are you all talking about???? She looks beautiful. Amazing, especially for her age. She's gorgeous.

R6, why did ScarJo just disappear like that? What a diva. Then, her boyfriend Colin Jost had to escort her down there to be admired - then he had to leave, looking like a dumb ass. Was Rita Wilson involved in the movie? Or was she just there as Tom Hanks' plus one? Why didn't Rita have to leave, looking like a dumb ass, as well?

R13 I guess she had to use the bathroom or something but I like to imagine she was clever and knew it would make a grand entrance.

Yeah why wasn't Jost there if she was one of the main stars? Or maybe Tom Hanks is rather insistent. I thought it was funny Scarlett was kissing Colin for publicity shots and he kinda pulled away.

Jason said Wes seem like straight guys mistaken for being gay all. The. Time.

[quote] I thought it was funny Scarlett was kissing Colin for publicity shots and he kinda pulled away.

Thanks, R14. IMO, Scarlett is gorgeous, but always seems to be more into her relationships than her boyfriends are. Remember this photo of her kissing Jared Leto; Jared looking at his phone?

I think she should just be a lesbian.

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Nice tits.

Scarlett's dress was horrible. That pink dress looked like a high school Home Ec project

Total trashbag and shows nipple, accidently, on purpose

I'm surprised Heidi could break away from doing soft-core incest porn with her daughter to go to this festival.

She's such a sleaze

[quote] What are you all talking about???? She looks beautiful. Amazing, especially for her age. She's gorgeous.

She is, but so desperate for attention and tacky. She’s getting too aggressive with the PS too. She needs to ease up and allow for some normal aging.

Scarlett’s marriages only last for about 3 years. How long has she been with Colin now?

She freely admitted on PR she likes short, tight and shiny. She likes looking like a middle-class hooker.

Heidi shouldn't have gotten that nose job.

She will be wearing sleazy stuff til she drops over dead. I am afraid for the future!

The look on Heidi’s face when Nina Garcia said that, r21…..

What's with all the trash and vulgarity at Cannes?

You beat me to it, R6 / R18. Scarlett looked like crap, from her dress to her hair to her makeup.

The makeup was garish and bright. That dress looked homemade. Molly Ringwald's homemade prom dress in Pretty In Pink looks like Givenchy compared to Scarlett's Cannes Jo-Anne fabric situation.

Her haircut is too blunt and the color is too brassy.

The back tattoo is jarring. She loves to show it off, though.

The tomato red lip and smoky eye with the barbie pink dress is kind of...Russian?

Her dirty pillows are hanging a bit low, no?

Why get such generic tattoos and show them off as if they are actual body art? And the dress looks like it's home-made from $1.99/m polyester.

Heidi's hair is AWFUL. her whole look is so basic:

Overdone nose job

Year-round fake tan

Big fake boobs

Bleached hair and eyebrows

Trashy, sleazy clothes.

This is her worst look yet, which is quite something.

R15 she got her comeuppance. Or so I like to imagine.

I imagine they didn't go together and he saw her and he was like hey Scarlet! Remember that time we dated? I always really liked you! She's like oh God it's Jared, yeah whatever.

She's more famous.

She's a kid, isn't she? Worst dress but she's a kid.

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The most baffling thing about Heidi is that she has spent the last two decades presenting herself as an arbiter of style and taste. I'd love to know what Tim Gunn really thinks about her outfits.

It was fabulous when Lagerfeld turned his nose up at her.

Her bangs are tragic.

Not as tragic as her nosejob, r36. Definitely one of the worst outside the Jackson family.

Remember whe she was married to Seal and they renewed their wedding vows? Every. Single. Year.

Such thirst!

[Quote] Remember this photo of her kissing Jared Leto; Jared looking at his phone? I think she should just be a lesbian.

That photo is a classic. Wasn't Jared hooking up with ScarJo's brother at the time? And she has bi rumours too. Supposedly fucked Natalie Portman and even followed her to France.

total skag......and she knows it

She looks plastic. Hot mess still trying to stay relevant and be the new talk of the town. She must be dying for publicity. No thanks.