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DeSantis campaign launch crashes Twitter spaces, Elon blames 400K straining server


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by Anonymousreply 60May 26, 2023 8:22 PM

Oh, goody. Meatball Rahn will think it's a good thing for him and he'll lean into it. Can't wait for the crash. 🤣🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2023 11:01 PM

When they finally got it going, he apparently read from a script.

by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2023 11:01 PM

Hopefully the rest of his campaign will crash and burn, too.

by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2023 11:03 PM

He can’t even get this thing off the ground. lol

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2023 11:04 PM

Help me Rhonda

Help help me Rhonda

by Anonymousreply 5May 24, 2023 11:05 PM

Sickening, evil vermin

by Anonymousreply 6May 24, 2023 11:06 PM

Poor Meatball Rob.

by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2023 11:08 PM

Actually Ron is the perfect right wing candidate. He's showing American what to steer away from. No one likes his whiny hate speech.

by Anonymousreply 8May 24, 2023 11:10 PM

This is actually Trump's one talent. He keys in on peoples' weaknesses, and he will mock the shit out of this.

by Anonymousreply 9May 24, 2023 11:12 PM

I can’t imagine willingly listening to his whiny little voice. It was bad enough in his campaign announcement. The website did everyone a favor by crashing.

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by Anonymousreply 10May 24, 2023 11:13 PM

The Space is basically a DeSantis-fellating session.

by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2023 11:18 PM

OP should read:

"Pudding Fingers Ron is Too Fat for Twitter, Causes Collapse!"

"Twitter Aborts DeSantis Announcement: DeSantis Vows More Petty Revenge "

"Ron DeSantis Rejected by Right-Wing Platform Before He Even Gets to Threaten To Take It Down & Call It 'WOKE'"

by Anonymousreply 12May 24, 2023 11:22 PM

He launched his candidacy to the sound of crickets. Upstaged today by Tina Turner, a real American legend. Ron’s a legend in his own mind (and what a horrifying place that must be). Please clap.

by Anonymousreply 13May 24, 2023 11:26 PM

[quote] No one likes his whiny hate speech.

R8 What? People are eating that shit up, sadly.

by Anonymousreply 14May 24, 2023 11:28 PM

Four Seasons Campaign Launch

by Anonymousreply 15May 24, 2023 11:37 PM

Trump names for him - Ron DeSuckfest

Ron DeLoser

Ron Defatass

by Anonymousreply 16May 24, 2023 11:43 PM

The Edsel of Presidential Campaigns

by Anonymousreply 17May 24, 2023 11:47 PM

'Melting The Servers!' DeSantis Tried To Launch His Campaign On Twitter. It Did Not Go Well

"That's unfortunate," Elon Musk said as Twitter struggled to host the event.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 24, 2023 11:50 PM

Ronda...don't worry. No one was paying attention. You were not the news today.

Tina Turner died. RIP

by Anonymousreply 19May 24, 2023 11:53 PM

Hmm, an omen for him perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 20May 25, 2023 12:12 AM

It's only Ron, and that's all.

by Anonymousreply 21May 25, 2023 12:15 AM

I bet ron was so angry that he was almost crying.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2023 12:21 AM

Will he vow moronic revenge against the Twitter servers?

by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2023 12:42 AM

I assumed there would be a lot of interest, but I didn't think there would be so many wanting to see his announcement that it would break the internet.

by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2023 12:45 AM

[quote]I didn't think there would be so many wanting to see his announcement that it would break the internet

I think this is more a case of breaking Musk's servers.

by Anonymousreply 25May 25, 2023 12:51 AM

LGBTwitter Servers

by Anonymousreply 26May 25, 2023 2:06 AM

He’ll ban Twitter in Florida next

by Anonymousreply 27May 25, 2023 2:12 AM

It was probably everyone either looking for confirmation of or sharing the news of Tina Turner's crossing over.

by Anonymousreply 28May 25, 2023 2:26 AM

That and Miranda Sings announced her 2023 tour schedule!

by Anonymousreply 29May 25, 2023 2:40 AM

Steve Schmidt video, minute 1.50

"Here the governor of Florida, a presidential candidate, and he interacts with a voter -- and he wipes snot all over him."

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by Anonymousreply 30May 25, 2023 2:48 AM

Absolutely no one will be talking about what he said.... not that it matters. Everyone will be talking about the fuck up. Why wouldn't you want your announcement on tv in front of cheering stooges? Every news station would carry it. Maybe because he's an imbecile?

by Anonymousreply 31May 25, 2023 2:54 AM

And...here we are.

by Anonymousreply 32May 25, 2023 2:57 AM

Gee, that's a shame.

by Anonymousreply 33May 25, 2023 2:59 AM

I seem to recall “sleepy” Joe Biden abounding his own candidacy in 2019, including on Twitter, without a hitch. How odd!

And he didn’t have the support of the owner of Twitter. White Boots Rhonda had it all, and yet still managed to fuck it up. First he loses a boxing match to a mouse, and now this?

by Anonymousreply 34May 25, 2023 3:04 AM

^^^ announcing

by Anonymousreply 35May 25, 2023 3:04 AM

It is possible that this Twitter launch was sabotaged -- by someone in the US, or foreign government.

by Anonymousreply 36May 25, 2023 9:49 AM

^ I had that thought, too. Svetlana, perhaps?

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by Anonymousreply 37May 25, 2023 10:57 AM
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by Anonymousreply 38May 25, 2023 11:05 AM

Annoying the way the media reports the DeSantis camp’s talking point “We broke the Internet” as the “the other side” of this story, when that isn’t what happened!

by Anonymousreply 39May 25, 2023 11:06 AM

R37 😂😂😂

by Anonymousreply 40May 25, 2023 12:39 PM

Not even a dog can save this campaign...

by Anonymousreply 41May 25, 2023 12:43 PM

What is on that man's head? It looks like whatever dyed-brown hair he has is wrapped around at least one hairpiece.

by Anonymousreply 42May 25, 2023 12:53 PM

[quote]Why wouldn't you want your announcement on tv in front of cheering stooges? Every news station would carry it. Maybe because he's an imbecile?

He doesn’t want any reporters present, lest they ask him any questions.

by Anonymousreply 43May 25, 2023 3:18 PM

Everything Elon touches dies.

by Anonymousreply 44May 25, 2023 3:32 PM

This was a disaster for both Rhonda and Elon -- Rhonda because it makes his campaign look like a bumbling mess, and Elon because it underscores how much he's ruined Twitter.

by Anonymousreply 45May 25, 2023 4:12 PM

I think they did this on purpose. It’s a bigger story because of the flop. If there’s one thing dump taught us is that there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

by Anonymousreply 46May 25, 2023 4:21 PM

[quote]Not even a dog can save this campaign...

Et tu, R41?

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by Anonymousreply 47May 25, 2023 4:55 PM

Exactly r47

by Anonymousreply 48May 25, 2023 8:47 PM

Tiny D and I can't get enough of him in those stylish white boots

by Anonymousreply 49May 25, 2023 8:52 PM

Can't we deport Muskrat?

by Anonymousreply 50May 25, 2023 9:37 PM

Rhonda White Boot is desperate

by Anonymousreply 51May 25, 2023 9:49 PM

Elon was lying as the platform has had over a million users for one event prior.

by Anonymousreply 52May 25, 2023 9:53 PM

R36 it was a foreign FACTION

by Anonymousreply 53May 25, 2023 10:02 PM

^ what does that mean?

by Anonymousreply 54May 25, 2023 10:06 PM

^ The last 25 years on the DL

by Anonymousreply 55May 26, 2023 1:41 AM

Bwahahaha! Even the plan to cravenly audition and kowtow to his billionaire puppet master was a total fuck up!

Ask yourself, is it even possible that it could have gone worse?

by Anonymousreply 56May 26, 2023 2:46 AM

Jr. foreshadows the Trump attack on DeSantis...it will end the campaign.

[quote]The former president’s son called DeSantis “nasally” and “effeminate” during his podcast.

DeSantis is gay!

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by Anonymousreply 57May 26, 2023 12:54 PM

Even if it had gone off without a hitch, it was a dumb way to announce a candidacy. It was like a fucking Zoom call! "Novel," my ass.

by Anonymousreply 58May 26, 2023 7:52 PM

Could Donny Jr. look more coked-out than he does at R57?

by Anonymousreply 59May 26, 2023 8:16 PM

I thought it was hysterical that DeSantis announced and it crashed and Musk's site couldn't handle the number of people. Of course Musk blamed it on everything else but his site.

by Anonymousreply 60May 26, 2023 8:22 PM
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